2011
18
Oct
I love swollen nipples on new mothers cuz they’ve been getting their titties so much that I even noticed unattractive Selma Blair, someone I normally just pretend doesn’t exist, cuz she does a good job allowing me to forget she exists….she should go bra-less after breast feeding more often.
Posted in:Selma Blair
2011
18
Oct
Kristin Davis tried to sue me cuz I made fun of her dumpy body and her external vagina that looked black or some other weird coloring that vagina was never meant to be in her sex tape that was leaked…and I had no choice but to comply because she has enough money to ruin my life for a long time I hated on her bikini body and see through body but we’ve all grown up now and moved on and I’m kinda loving her fat ass pumping gas for no reason other than my perversion..
Posted in:Kristin Davis
2011
18
Oct
This bitch had virgin sex with a Jonas brother…I’m not sure what that entails, but I assume it included male hookers, underage boys, chains, strap-ons, sex dungeons and whatever else he learned from Disney execs who told them to pretend they were virgins cuz it was marketable….since American is all Christian and wholesome and weird….and here are her rock hard legs from all her working out….in shorts…
Posted in:Ashley Greene
2011
18
Oct
I don’t know shit about Carla Gugino …..but I know I like her tits…but then again…I like all tits…unless they are FAKE TITS cuz fake tits are always clowny as fuck and ruined strip clubs for me making those dumb money hungry obvious cunts less interesting to touch than a fucking a real doll…cuz at least real dolls let you fuck them for free…unless your financing the shit and paying interest…cuz real dolls aren’t fucking real…
Posted in:Carla Gugino
2011
18
Oct
KIM KARDASHIAN IS A PORNSTAR ….
I just like to remind people that this tranny looking bitch with fat tits, cuz she’s fat and a plastic face, cuz she’s tacky and looks like a stripper, launched her career with some trust fund money, that bought a camera, that she used to film a sex tape with a black man, and instead of it tainting her and damaging her rep, the team of expert PR people and Ryan Seacrest, turned it around into something that made her 100,000,000 dollars….all for nothing.
You all know this, why bother repeating myself, she’s fat, squeezed into a tight dress to look less obese and lazy, even though everything about her is lazy, hack, bullshit…
Stare at her tits….
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2011
18
Oct
Here are some pictures of Maria Menounos not flashing her Unscathed because greeks like anal, bikini “accidentally” slipped to the side vagina …. but there’s still something amazing about her…but then again maybe I’m just saying that cuz I just stared at the VAGINA PICTURE and I’m only using this post as an excuse to get all of you to relive that glorious day in her career….and if vagina isn’t your thing you can just stare at her in shorts from the side….here are the pics…
Posted in:Maria Menounos
2011
18
Oct
People are fucking idiots and I love it….seriously, the world would be really fucking boring if we didn’t have people offering women sex as a form of payment for debt, or using your kids to keep you out of trouble, but in turn getting you in more trouble, even though they are your kids and you should be allowed to use them however you want, or people leaving a trail as stupid as beer cans to get caught for stupidy….I love it….without it….this horrible life would be harder to laugh at, even though I don’t laugh….
Here’s the news…
Broncos DE Uses By Week To Get Arrested
Denver Broncos DE Ryan McBean was arrested for a felony stalking charge after offering an ex-girlfriend to forgive a debt for sex.
Drunk Guy Uses 9-Year-Old Daughter As Designated Driver
Georgia Football Coach Beaten After Game
Cops Followed Beers Cans to Suspect
Posted in:stepNEWS
2011
18
Oct
I want to start a new feature here, but I’ve got a feeling it’s just gonna be a one time deal, but I guess only time will tell, even though my procrastination and inconsistency, and ability to never follow through seem to be pretty good indicators that it’s never coming back, so take it in, love it and live it, called AWKWARD CLEAVAGE ….
I have no idea who this woman is….and I actually mean that…because I feel saying “I have no idea who this is” is an overused blog expression that people need to stop using so liberally cuz it takes away from it when it’s reality…
She’s at an Eva Longoria event, and either she’s got a bra doing some weirdness to her tits, or she’s just got weird tits, whether they are real or not, they are fascinating to look at in confustion…
And that concludes the new, possibly last AWKWARD CLEAVAGE feature…
Posted in:Awkward Cleavage
2011
18
Oct
I have something in common with this homeless dude other than our finances….we both blame Jennifer Aniston for all that is wrong in the world….even if she’s not directly involved in all that is wrong in the world…because she’s clearly the fucking devil…otherwise someone would have knocked her up by now…but instead they run when they realize there’s more to her than a tight body and a set of fucking tits….used to hypnotize us and divert us from the fact that she’s just out for herself, self involved, high maintenance cunt…at least that’s what I’m assuming..
I have no idea what bitch did to this dude, but I hope it ends in stalking, maybe even some revenge that leads to her naked pictures/videos or even her abduction cuz not enough celebs get abducted….
Here are some pictures of Jennifer Aniston Ruining the world with her tight old body and titties I want to suck at some Elle Women in Hollywood bullshit….
Posted in:Jennifer Aniston
2011
18
Oct
That’s not to say that shit is boring…in fact a lot of times it is highly exciting…not knowing whether it will be loose, wet, or even painful….blood streaked or smooth sailing….burning or seamless….it is just an expression to represent how much this bitch sucks at turning me on…in fact…it angers me in a huge way when these entitled cunts walk around not flashing their tits and ass like they are respectable human beings and not the whores to the media and to the public and to the execs that they are….they are just well paid, further proof that a lot goes on behind the scenes that we deserve a piece of since we’re the fucking audience….this kind of mormon, religious outfit doesn’t fucking cut it for me…I’m gonna take my male attention to a sluttier celeb….and until Bilson does her part in her career for the people…she’s dead to me.
Posted in:Rachel Bilson
