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2022

07

Sep

Denise Richards Thong of the Day

You gotta wonder who the sick fucks are that sign-up for Denise Richards’ subscription site to see her desperation in full effect!

I guess her kid turned 18 and she lost that Child Support money, so she needs to make ends meet to maintain that lifestyle she is used to, but that’s not our fucking problem, go work at a garden center or some other more meaningful shit that her low level celebrity could be used to help people! Launch a brand, sell Kambucha at the farmer’s market, I don’t fucking know, but selling nudes like a stripper modernizing her hustle, is just odd!

But instead, narcissists be whoring, thinking they look good, even when they should be ashamed of themselves, showing that old ass, post menopause, post hysterectomy, currently dried up and incontinent, SHE IS OLD!

I don’t mind looking at her edited hard thong whoring, but to think people pay for this is pretty pathetic and if she was to try to sell nudes, make them WORTHY of the money spent, when you get old and blown out, you can’t get away with the same content young hot chicks put out there, you know, start inserting things in your ass or something, show us that age isn’t a number, because of all the mileage you get and stunts you learn along the way!

Clearly, she’s lazy!

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2022

07

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy wedgies aren’t just a fad man, they are a way of life, man! Sure it’s trendy, but that’s only because everyone is a pervert and public masturbation seems so naughty and exciting in an desensitized era of “it’s hard to find things that make us cum, everything’s been done and is boring, so I guess I’ll cut my dick off and take a stab at that to get off”….

So pussy wedgies allow strangers to see the cunt, while allowing girls to get off on fabric jacked into their cunts, and the whole thing is just on big subtle perverted mess that allows me to see stranger danger cunt and as a fan of biological pussy, not whining internet pussies, that’s FUN for all involved!

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2022

07

Sep

Zoey Deutch Bikini of the Day

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Zoey Deutch is some NEPO baby, which I’ve learned is the term they are using for NEPOTISM babies, because some of these people are self aware, realize they are spoiled and lazy as shit, and know that any work they get is to keep it in the family, or because the people hiring them know their families!

So despite being degenerate money grubbing bought lying pieces of shit, celebrities still hold their high profile stance, even though you’d think people would turn their back on them, since they are bought liars here to push agendas, which means, their daughters can get as famous if not more famous thanks to the foundation their mom who was the mom in Back to the Future made for her!

That doesn’t mean she doesn’t need to thirst trap, or workout and take slutty bikini selifes like a freshly 18 year old high school grad deciding to do OnlyFans, and using selfies to lure fans, because that’s the fucking world we live in!

If you want to matter, working as an actress, having a trust fund, having rich parents and being rich because of those rich parents isn’t enough, you also need to be an internet whore, and this is Zoey Deutch’s attempt at that!

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2022

07

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed girls may oftentimes look like they smoke too much weed, have too many munchies, sit on couches far more than they sit on machines at the gym, but at least they are too blasted to be overly annoying, you know to ask you to socialize or go out to dinner parties or other shit, but they are probably will ask you to do shit, like bring them stuff when they are on the couch, which sounds like an annoying thing, like you’re a nurse caring for a half retard, but the good thing about it is they REALLY don’t want to get off that couch because they are high, so you can negotiate a blowjob!

Then there are the weed girls who aren’t sloth bitches, who can workout high, live a better life high, because the weed is the medication they need, so ultimately, a stoner chick is a win/win whether you get a fit hot one who doesn’t get half paralyzed, or if you get a fat fuck who just wants to eat chips and play videogames, so for that reason coupled with the fact they get naked, I’m into it!

Here are some weed girls!

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2022

07

Sep

The Girl Who Needs Men of the Day

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@th3_d3n I need #men in my #life… If you #think you don't, Think again!! #part1 Mkre to come on this.. I'll do one #everyday #GenshinTeleport #fyp ? original sound – TH3_D3N

This is a pretty funny Tiktok video by some girl who credits men for building and maintaining everything that makes a woman’s life easier, so stop the hatred towards men, since some women haven’t been indoctrinated to bullshit narratives that aren’t real, or aren’t jacked up on SSRIs and Birth Control pills, making them confused about what the male/female relationship is or should be!

This is a video to give you hope of a better tomorrow, because some girls out there, still like and want to be maintained by men!

They are’t all man haters who are cutting off their tits to be men!

I am not a man power, man activist, but I do think there’s a funny attack on men, so it is important to not get sucked into that shit, because if I see another self-apologetic man crying about how bad they feel about being a man, in this anti-man world, I am going to have to start man power activism!

If you have balls and a dick, use them the way you were wired to use them!

Here’s another chick who faults women for not being pure for their man, which you may or may not agree with, but at least there are chicks out there on your side1

Posted in:Videos

2022

07

Sep

Two Girls Dance Off and Other Videos of the Day

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Flexible in Fishnets

Slut Walker

Human Pretzel

Basketball Bitch

Sports Bra Outfit

The Street Walker

Slut Walks

Casual Bikini Dance

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2022

07

Sep

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No Fat Chicks Allowed!

Insert your favorite fate joke in the comments!

We need to bring back shame to obesity!

I saw a great meme of a fat fuck girl with a thought bubble that read “Marilyn Monroe was Plus Sized” and I thought “brilliant”, because we’ve all met fat girls who try to convince us they are hot through Marilyn Monroe’s measurements!

This is my inclusivity and empowering post where the objective is to PRETEND to be inclusive, while pushing the whole “fat is fucking gross, starve yourself and do some fitness”!

Fat is not genetic, it’s diet and exercise, just watch any documentaries about famine, where are the fat people starving saying “I’m genetically predisposed to be fat, fat shamer, it’s not my diet or exercise”, dumb fucks!

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2022

07

Sep

Meme of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is a fucking puppet of the system, even though she doesn’t do too much, she’s an overrated pile of shit who is only interesting to me, because of her leaked nudes that got a motherfucker arrested for hacking back in the original FAPPENING, or whatever they called it! Hot tits, but not hot enough to justify her being used as America’s Sweetheart, or whatever top actress she was presented by!

She was a Weinstein puppet, who you know profited heavily off him, and we all know how you get in his good books! I can’t confirm or deny he is the reason for any of her abortions, but I can say that it’s highly fucking likely, even though she didn’t stand by him when he went down, that’s typical Hollywood, they have an understanding that if one of them gets caught, the rest distance themselves, so the whole machine doesn’t go down, like it is slowly going down, their influence is actually laughable at this point. No one gives a fuck about celebs!

But the celebs are so out of touch, just do what they are told, and still push their agenda to anyone who is listening, which is not that many people!

So when Jennifer Lawrence was pulled out of her semi-retirement that I guess she paid her dues for, you know there’s some election coming up that needs these people to politicize everything!

So bitch does Vogue, cries about how her Kentucky based dad is MAGA, which as your president has told you, are enemy of the state, since it pushes some stupid demonic communist agenda that people are hypnotized by!

But to make it even FUNNIER, she said she has nightmares of TUCKER CARLSON!

Now, I don’t watch Tucker Carlson on the regular, but I have seen him and it’s probably one of the best written shows on TV, the dude is hysterical, that’s not to say he’s always good, or to say he’s not one of their puppets, he is on FOX news, so obviously he’s one side of the same evil coin, but for all these clowns to point fingers at each other, while we’re just trying to live out a simple fucking existence, is annoying but also entertaining sometimes!

Anyway, Weinstein’s girl, created by Weinstein is scared of Tucker Carlson? Fools!

That’s why this is the MEME of the Day!

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2022

06

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Another day, another attack on women, while pretending that the attack on women already happened because of the patriarchy or some other bullshit, when it’s actually happening right now!

They call us dudes who celebrate women or want to have sexual with women, because they are wonderful creatures to look at misogynists, while manipulating women to turn their backs on traditional biological triggers to make babies, by convincing Them to work 60 hours a week, to pay taxes, or to sell their bodies and nudes to the very men they are told to hate for objectifying them-

Telling them to be single, to use hook up apps to scratch that itch, and the more hookups the better, it’s sex positive, to ignore any maternal instinct they may feel and pretend that is a construct of man, instead of finding purpose and meaning outside of work!

Get that bag, chase that money, be a vapid materialistic narcissistic monster as a fight against toxic masculinity, maybe even get on hormones and have a hysterectomy to become the new male you want makes to be and it is all so dumb, but these ladies and their hive minds fall for it.

At least they are showing us their tits!

Kim K’s Big Booty Covers a Magazine
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U.S. Open Beer Chugging Girl is Back
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Bella Thorne’s Bikini Booty
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Zendaya’s See Through
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Madison Beer in a Towel
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Sean Penn and Ben Stiller Banned from Russia
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Nicki Minaj New Racy Video
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Adult Star Lana Rhoades Confirms Baby Daddy is in NBA
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Em Rata’s Sandy Bottom
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Fun Facts About Jehovah’s Witnesses
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Ellen Sells 36 Million Dollar Mansion to Scooter Braun
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Jennifer Lawrence Answers 73 Questions with Vogue
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Oliva Dunne – the Gymnast Influencer Being Sexy
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Avril Lavigne’s Fishnets and Nip Slips!
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Candice Swanepoel’s See Through
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Jojo is Braless
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Japan Rain ASMR
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New Pics from the Beverly Hills Cop Set
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Dua Lipa’s Sex Product Placemet
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Irina Shayk brings the Underboob
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Weird Encounter Between Bobcats
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Photo Copying Water
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10 Year Old Saves Drowning Mom
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Hailey Bieber’s Favorite Condiment
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Hot Model in the Parking Lot
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Weird Roof of the Day
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Airplane Engine Powered Vintage Cars
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Burglar Meets Homeowner
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Delilah Belle Hamlin is Spicing things Up
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Nude Model Sonia on a Mattress
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Destroying a Hornet’s Nest with a Fly Swatter
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The Prince Wasn’t a Big Al Fan
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The First Automatic Car in the USA TV Ad
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Perdue Player Vomits after touchdown
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Smart Home Items for Under 100 Dollars
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Leni Klum does a Photoshoot
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Lindsey Vonn Covers a magazine in a Bikini
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Models get Celebrated in 50th Anniversary of W Mag
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Rachel Brosnohan is Boring in a Black Dress
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Rita Ora’s Legs But We Came for the Tits
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Sophie Turner – Bike Ride
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Emma Appleton at an Event
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Maria Bakalova on Set with Cleavage
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Olivia Wilde is Lame as Shit
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The Culpo Sisters are Trying to be the Kardashians
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Lili Reinhart at an Event
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Kaia Gerber Skinny Legs
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Chantel Jeffries Titty
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Brooke Burke Bike Ride
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Sydney Sweeney at an Event
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Fucking the EPI Pen
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Holy Titties
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Titty Tuesday
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Taking Turns
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She’s Masturbating
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Dogy Style PAWG
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Asshole Wink Training
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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25 People Having a Shit Day
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Porn Chick Turns 18 – Ready for Dick Down
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Mental Mondays on a Tuesday
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2022

06

Sep

Salma Hayek Bikini of the Day

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Y arriba, Y arriba!

I just put up the Tiny Tit Tuesday post where I advocate for more love and respect for Tiny Tits, but then I see Selma Hayek, who is pretty much known for her tits, is nothing but tits, still delivering the tits at 100 fucking years old, which could be because they are famous tits, or billionaire tits, since they don’t age like mere mortal tits, but that regardless of age, socio economic level, profession, or popularity, are tits that don’t don’t need to be shaking around on a boat like they are listening to Elvis music in the 50s, yet they are, and that’s a gift to all who like Shawarma Taco Salma Hayek tit, no matter the level of rot they’re at. Still looking good to me, but I’ve also eaten baked goods outside a coffee shop dumpster, so I’m open to grossness, I’m a foodie like that!

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