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2011

13

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Booty in Yoga Pants of the Day

Here are some hot pics of Lesbian in Training Vanessa Hudgens…who has traded in her mid-level sex appeal for some short hair and what looks like a face that could produce a solid mustache….you know all hairy like the 5 O’clock shadow of her vagina she once shared with us back when she was 17…..I think I’m just liking the pics cuz she’s got a good round ass in a pair of tight yoga pants…cuz when it comes to lesbianism and the women who make it up…that’s all you really need….I mean provided she is a lesbian in training and not just looking butch for non sexuality related issues…who cares…..

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

13

Oct

Jessica Alba Tits Do Coffee of the Day

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Alba’s milk filled mom tits with a straw from a luxurious coffee between her cleavage like she’s getting titty fucked seemed a lot hotter when I downloaded them…I can blame it on one thing…serious perversion….that sometimes leads to posting boring shit…because knowing there’s a ripped apart vagina from childbirth under this dress is enough to get me going…cuz nothing says great sex like a flappy, stretched out vagina for my already minor penis…you know the kind of penis that allows me in the girl’s locker room at the gym cuz they can’t tell if I’m just a hairy woman with a big clit or not….there’s a sunny side to everything…even these pics of Alba….cuz you know she’s gonna be doing naked scenes now that she’s not the young hot starlet in Hollywood she once was….good.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

13

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some amazing news….not quite as good news as when you find out your website is being nominated for an Academy award, or giving you a movie deal, or a book deal that will propel you to huge success after years of nonsense…..and not as amazing as the news that your wife has finally left you after years and years and years of unhappiness….but it’s almost as good….

Woman Upset After Student Massage
A Georgia woman was left horrified after a massage at a massage school left her feeling violated.

70-Year-Old Florida Bus Aide Fights 14-Year-Old Student and Wins

Woman Arrested for Flashing Ex-Husband
A Pennsylvania woman thought it was a great idea to drive past her ex-husband, flash the entire neighborhood, including kids, and drive the wrong way on a road.

The Accused Celeb Hacker is Awesome

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

13

Oct

Nicole Richie’s a Mom in Jean Shorts of the Day

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As much as I hate Nicole Richie for having a little bit of everything wrong in the world in her, I can’t help but post her pictures when she’s showing off her mom body that she works out all the time, while remembering the fat Nicole Richie that was on TV so many years ago, back when she was semi-interesting a personality paving the way for trash like the Kardashians…to be famous for nothing…while riding Paris Hilton’s coattails by never releasing a sex tape…even though she’s the adopted one with a whore bio-mom….making her a better candidate for that shit cuz people who’s parents don’t want them usually get seek people to want them….but instead she chose the boring family life, which is the flipside of dysfunctional….and as boring as that is on all fronts..at least it wears short shorts….and I still hate her…but I’m posting it anyway.

Posted in:Nicole Richie

2011

13

Oct

Pippa’s Slut Watch Continues of the Day

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Here are some seemingly boring paparazzi pics of Pippa Middleton but that’s only if you look a them for what they are…shitty masturbation material…but if you scratch the surface of her feelings of being second rate to her sister…you know the least favorite one…that there is an inner slut ready to explode out of these litle black dress to either shock, get noticed or more importantly, disappoint her family by making them look like the commoners they are…cuz she’s only human…and there’s only so much she can take…like there is only so much non-slutty Pippa I can take…she needs to pick up the pace.

Here’s some pics of her in a little black dress making progress….

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

13

Oct

Rachel Taylor and Minka Kelly Kiss on Set of Charlie’s Angels of the Da

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I can’t figure out how I missed these pictures of Minka Kelly and Rachel Taylor kissing on set, unless they weren’t taken last week when I posted the pics of them in the same outfits, before ripping into the lack of creativity in Hollywood, and the fact that shows like this exist make me realize why the internet is so successful, cuz audiences get smarter, yet they still pump out the same fucking smut over and over again, 30 years later….

I’m thinking they went back on set, in the same costumes and figured they needed to add some lesbianism, like college girls looking for male attention, since that’s just what bottom feeding, laziness, in a “Look at Me, Look at Me”…hoping for ratings hustle is….

So obvious, even annoying, but I gotta post it anyway…

Posted in:Minka Kelly|Rachel Taylor

2011

13

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Whore Teeth of the Day

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Here’s Lohan at an event rocking some dirty fucking teeth. I’ve never seen veneers this color. Usually when a bitch pays 20,000 dollars on her mouth, the porcelain caps don’t end up looking exactly like every so stained her teeth are green crackwhore tooth…but Lohan defies all…

Now, I’m not gonna rip on her hygiene, cuz Lohan’s a dream and the more gutter she gets, the happier I get, cuz gutter is my thing….not to mention there are many people out there who hate shiny, white, perfectly straight teeth, and they aim for defective, rotting mouth, disgustingness, especially when looking for a bargain blowjob…

These are gross to some, heaven to others, and what it comes down to is that Lohan’s a disaster and I like it….

I like to think she’s researching a role as a crackwhore living on the streets…a role I hope becomes real life….fingers crossed – here are the pics.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

13

Oct

Taylor Momsen Panty Flash in Concert of the Day

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Now that she’s 18, no one gives a fuck about her erotic performances. I saw that shit coming a mile away, cuz no one ever cares about these sluts being slutty when they turn 18 and if she was really a slut, she wouldn’t be wearing panties in concert, she’d be labia out and ready to party, but instead it is all a bullshit lie, an act that I hope backfires cuz when things backfire, good things come….like sex tapes…but for now, she thinks she’s living the dream by imitating 70s rocker cuz she’s been in Hollywood all her life and has no identity…or originality…but she does have panty flashes and sometimes that’s all I need.

Here are some of her concert videos….from the Paladium October 11….if you like seeing her in motion…

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

13

Oct

Top Dog Licking Girls Youtube Fetish of the Day

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I am disgusted think people jerk off to the idea of dogs licking them or other people, because I am a lover of dogs, just not that kind of lover of dogs, and I believe that they are better than people on all fronts, and they don’t know better than to lick people inappropriately especially if they are trained that way….Dogs aren’t sex objects, they are our friends you fucking perverts

Here are some Dog Licking GIrls fetish videos to prove youtube is sleazy.

Dog Loves Stank Belly Button….

Ass Licking Dog

Dog Licking Boobs

Dog Licking Lower Leg

Dog Licking Soem Dancing Girl in Shorts

Dog Licking Girl With Cleavage….

Girl Making Out With Dog

Dog Eating Out Boobs

Dog On Face

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

12

Oct

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As the 2800th biggest site in America, you can imagine I have some ups and downs…for example, last night I got this hate mail:

You’re site fucking sucks……..just like you faggot.

you’re a shitty human being and you shit all over the internet everyday

have fun rotting in the ground for the way you treat people.

Karma is coming to you…and diabetes.

And this morning I woke up to being listed Top 10 Men’s Lifestyle sites according to playboy….

Everything balances out nicely …here are the stepLINKS the Morning Hangover version.

Okay This Storm on the Ocean is the Scariest Shit Ever
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The 35 Hottest Ring Girls Ever
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Free Cam Shows. Get to It
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Behold Cinthia Fernandez, Majestic Thong Dancer of Argentina
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Strip Poker is Good for Selling Stuff – VIDEO
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Rachel Has Something she Would Like to Show You
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Khloe Kardashian’s Big Ass
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Live Web Cam Sluts that Will Have You Begging For More
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The Ultimate Archive: Sofia Vergara’s Hottest Pics
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Japanese Amazingness of the Day
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Posted in:MHD