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2011

11

Oct

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here’s some shit going on around the internet on the few sites I visit cuz I hate the internet – it’s done nothing good for me, sure it has got me laid a few times, and yeah it got me in Maxim magazine 4 years ago, where I played shit wrong cuz my wife was opporessive, but it aint doing shit for me now…..the good news is that at least I have real life….sure it’s equaly depressing, unsatisfying, disappointing, pathetic, but at least I can distract myself through drink…..

On a sidenote, I was at a friend’s house last nice, I do have a few of those, and the dude’s wife made us watch every typical sitcom and reality show people watch on Monday nights. It was the biggest display of shit I’ve seen since my dog got into the garbage and shit all over the house, even bigger than the shit show my wife put on the day she shit so much it overflowed the toilet bowl. I could not and still cannot believe that shit is on TV but more importantly that people watch it. Hollywood needs to be saved….I’m not one to do it…but someone fucking should.

Here’s the dump.

Top Ten Pole Dancing Fails – VIDEO
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25 Sports Hotties off the Field: Dressed Up & Dressed Down
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Free Cam Shows, You Know You Want To
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I Love Watching Girls Fail and When It’s in a Compilation It’s Even Better
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Guns N’ Roses Album Covers Updated to Reflect Axl Rose’s Obesity
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Mayra is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Holly Madison Has Breasts and Beer
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Live Web Cam Shows You Will Love, I Promise
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Latina Shakes Her Ass on the Cam
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The 20 Sexiest College Cheerleader Squads of 2011
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Even The Best Whores Out There Gotta Take a Break From Whoring Now an Again
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Posted in:MHD

2011

10

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been sleeping all day….I figure I’m fighting off death….Who knows…but here are a set of stepLINKS no one clicks even though they are amazing befoer I go…cuz I made sure to squeeze the fuckers in…

Jordan Katie Price Showed Up To AN Event in Lingerie and I Loved It
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BITCHES GO CRAZY FOR KFC – VIDEO
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Women of Facebook Volume II Gallery of Sluts
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Lily Collins as Snow White in Gallery Will Not Make You Cum
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Top 10 Pole Dancing Fails
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Terry Richardson’s 100 Sexiest Photoshoots
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Carmen Electra has Her Period
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Lindsay Lohan Stole $90 000 Wroth of Limo Rides
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Live Web Cam Sexiness, For Your Pleasure
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Scooter Ramp Jump Win…And Then Fail – VIDEO
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Brianna is One Hot Blonde
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100 Pictures of Lara Stone, Today’s Super-est Supermodel
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Terry Richardson’s 100 Sexiest Photo Shoots
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Anna Kournikova’s Hot Fitness Body
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Ashton Kutcher’s Side Piece Seems Fun, Is Topless
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Free Cam Shows. Nuff Said
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Naughty Girlfriend Likes to Get Spanked – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Ex Wives and Girlfriends of Footballers
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Alessandra Torresani Ass Flash
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Haven’t Had Some Diane Kruger in Awhile
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Battle of the Hot Lingerie Ads: Bar Refaeli vs. Gisele Bundchen (POLL)
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And ANOTHER WTF Photo
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Sara Leal Wins. Demi Moore Consults Divore Lawyer
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Guess Who Just Got Banned From the UK
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Elisandra Tomacheski is a Hottie
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I Don’t Know About This Pumped Pussy Fetish Man
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Showdown: Laura Dore vs. Jesikah Maximus
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A Hot Gallery Of Stars Getting Their Workout On To Get Fit
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These Two Sluts Are More Than Best Friends
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how About Some Girl on Girl? – VIDEO
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Top 5: Dirty Music Videos
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Some Cameron Diaz Just Because
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Malena and Hayden Get It On – VIDEO
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Quinn Cooper is One Sexy Red Head
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Hottie in a Jump Suit
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Miami: Leilani Dowding’s Jump Roping
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Gotta Love Sluts on the Web Cam
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Jayden Cole is Skinny Dipping
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Of Course the Pro Gay Flash Mob Took Place in Front of Star Bucks
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Riot Cop Gets Shut Down – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Find The People WHo Bought Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen’s $40 000 Back Pack and Punch Them in the Face
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Beyonce is Stealing Shit From Other People Again
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Candice Swanepoel Brings the Hotness as Always
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Everyone’s Buying these
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Beyonce’s Not Actually Pregnant….
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Madonna Naked, Spread Out And Old!
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Katie Price’s Crotch Cheers Me Up
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Christina Aguilera Basically Shits On Michael Jackson’s Memory
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Score One For The Bottom Feeder
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Meet The Woman Who Outed WHITEY BULGER
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Hertz Hates Muslims
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Kim Kardashian, STFU Already And Die
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Today’s smutMEET
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Rebecca Creskoff Naked in Hung
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Kristina Rose’s Candid Uses Submitted Asshole Pic
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Free Cam Shows. Nuff Said
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Paz De La Huerta’s Nudity from Boardwalk Empire Last Night
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2011

10

Oct

Christina Aguilera’s Offensive Pig at the Michael Jackson Tribute Outfit of the Day

I guess she didn’t realize he liked farm animals to seduce little boys not farm animals….Here are some pictures of Christina Aguilera on stage for some Michael Jackson tribute and it looks like she’s about to take a shit, I guess cuz when you’re this fat, and squeezed into such a tight harness, one piece bikini / leotard that should be saved for the skinny chicks, your bowel movement’s gonna pass faster than your slow metabolism is used to…in a squeezing the shi out of her at such a horrible time, making her qustion both eating all that food at the spread, and wearing something fat chicks should never wear…and the funny thing is, you’d still fuck her…dumpy bitch all ready to eat even though she looks like she’d be the star of today’s STUFFING VIDEOS cuz that’s clearly her fetish…how else could this be explained….laziness, pregnancy, depression, bad genetics, eating disorder, who cares it’s gross anyway you look at it especially dressed like this….and we’ll leave it at that…busting at the seams….

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

10

Oct

Nancy Shevell is Paul McCartney’s New 2-Legged Vagina that Will Steal his Fortune Even Though She’s Rich of the Day

If your wondering why Nancy Shevell, Paul McCartney’s latest wife is so happy….It is because she just won the fucking lottery. I’m sure that before making this move she both heard of him, and more importantly heard of the one legged bitch who cashed in….not to mention statistics are in her favor, as this fucker hits 70….making her Anna Nicole Smith with more wholesome a look, and the good news for her is that McCartney’s daughter already made her own fortune, so she’ll be in the clear when it comes to collecting.

I know, everyone talks about how her family are rich on their own, and that she’s the heir to some trucking company and that she doesn’t need the money and this is more of a status thing for her and her trucker trash family that made it, but I’m not convinced the money isn’t a factor in all this…and even if it is for status…she’s still using him for something, that’s just the foundation of all relationships, it’s just funnier to laugh at when it’s more obvious…

Here are the lovely, honest, beautiful, authentic wedding pics, because if you’re like me, you like masturbating to brides as soon as they lock down a husband cuz I know they are still whores…. Marriage is such a beautiful thing….

Posted in:Nancy Shevell|Paul McCartney

2011

10

Oct

Rihanna Highlight Concert Pics of the Day

The day is not complete unless there are pictures of Rihanna in concert wearing the same outfits she wore the last month of concerts..but this time squatting in the shitting stance, cuz shitting on stage when you’re a thick popstar is the theme of today’s Canadian thanksgiving….and let Rihanna be one of our mascots….

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

10

Oct

Laura Croft and Holly Madison are the Trashy Whores of the Day

I don’t know about these Playboy bitches. They all look like tacky strippers with fake tans, fake hair, fake tits, who I’d probably want to shoot myself in the dick if I was hanging with them in any other capacity than shoving my dick inside them…I can only imagine the things they like, the things they find cool, the things they find inspiring or interesting or even fashionable or nice, being some tedious shit that would make any sane person not distracted by their whoring, bottom feeding, thank god playboy isn’t classy, vaginas….want to rip his ears out…because eyes are good for looking at their text book, not quite authentic, but made up enough to make me think it is, sex appeal….cuz for some reason, cunts like this lure attention of men….despite how irritating everything about them is…there must be a science behind this that I’m not going to bother researching, but that I’ll just post the pics of instead….even though they need to be more naked…the stipper pole is a great touch though…fucking ridiculous…but guys love this hustle cuz it is everything their wive’s aren’t…

Posted in:Holly Madison|Laura Croft

2011

10

Oct

Some Katie Holmes Tight Pants with her Handler of the Day

Katie Holmes was a good drone and went to visit her stage boyfriend Tom Cruise because he ordered her to. She luckily wore tight pants, because despite selling her soul to the devil that is scientology, and ore importantly to one of scientology’s human representative, she’s still got a little sex appeal…sex appeal Tom Cruise probably doesn’t see as he stands awkwardly next to her…because the first rule behind being a Scientologist is being gay.

Here are the pics of this hip grabbin’ as you fake laugh as your wife puts in her contractual obligated time for good times.

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2011

10

Oct

Ali Larter’s Mom Nipples Continue of the Day

MOM NIPPLES!!! All swollen and filled with milk and it’s host woman exploiting them because despite getting in movies on TV, she’s never been noticed for her tits…cuz before the baby…there weren’t any….so lets celebrate the one good child birth brings a woman…despite how much they will argue it being some life changing thing that brings great joy to their life that they are meant to feel and that will last forever because there is no bond like a mother and child and that it hardly damaged their vaginas or bodies in the process….it’s all lies….but what isn’t a lie is the improvement in boobs….here are the pics…

Posted in:Ali Larter

2011

10

Oct

Muammar Gaddafi’s Son Married Westernized Whore of the Day

I don’t pay attention to politics, world affairs, arab people, wars, or anything of the sort, it takes away from my focus on when I am going to get my next drink and who I am going to pay as little as possible to masturbate on…if you know what I mean…but I did think it was nice to see Godaffi’s son using his family fortune for good thru slutty bitchs…cuz that’s really the arab life…if you know how to spend oil money wisely…while all the other peasants are busy plotting death to everyone not arab…not realizing what their leaders are actually doing with their wealth….It all makes sense to me.


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Posted in:Muammar Gaddafi

2011

10

Oct

Paris Hilton and Petra Ecclestone Join Forces of the Day

Here’s an expected union of forces. I saw this coming the second that Ecclestone brat moved to LA. Two billionaire heirs. Spoiled to shit. Tacky as fuck. Annoying to look at and I can only imagine to listen to…. Using their priviledged lives to be the most disgusting, bottom feeding, vapid, hungry for attention, badly tanned, but at least they are skinny, cunts I’d rather see disappear….reminding me how unfair the world is when a car filled with such trash doesn’t drive off a fucking ravine….

That said, I’d still fuck the “poor little rich girl” herpes she got “cuz daddy was always too busy fucking whores and making money to hug me” off their expensive yet used vaginas…because I’m a pervert.

Posted in:Paris Hilton|Petra Ecclestone