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2024

11

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Hard Nipple for Old Times of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is old as shit, but she’s a familiar set of tits, even if she’s probably had them redone since the glory days of Lindsay Lohan in the mid 00s, before the meltdowns, the fake accents, the moving to Dubai for tax purposes and to find a husband with that Oil money.

Her face is jacked up with BOTOX, but at 40, you’d probably want that, it is better than the alternative….and she’s back on some sort of comeback tour that appears to be working for her….

It’s taken her a long time to get the industry to bring her back in, so we can assume that babies were sacrificed at Jamie Lee Curtis’ dungeon basement where there satanic rituals go down…..

I’m not hating on a hard nipple, hard nipples are fun, even when they are MOM hard nipples, so as a supporter and endorser of Lohan for upwards of 20 years…this shit is important…

You can barely see her puffy mom nips which are more soft than hard nips… but they are there….and it matters….

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2024

11

Sep

Olivia Wilde Has No Nipples of the Day

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I KNEW IT!

She’s one of those early Hollywood sex dolls from before they had the technology figured out..

See it for yourself HERE

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2024

11

Sep

Leni Klum Brushing her Teeth in the Shower of the Day

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Can you imgigne that on August 9th, Leni Klum posted a picture of her brushing her teeth with her electric toothbrush that she apparently just used on herself like it was a HITACHI and I missed it….unless that isn’t an electric toothbrush and this bitch runs things analog…which in and of itself is so down to earth like some kind of hippie who still smokes traditional cigarettes instead of gay technology and luckily can still be inserted in her cunt.

WELL you don’t need to imagine it….because it fucking happened….

But when it comes to in-shower pictures of celebrity daughters with huge tits trying to make it in America the only way their mom has taught them, which is by using their tits….a month late is hardly a big deal…it’s not like waiting on a period after you fucked your family member…or a homeless chick…or a lonely fatty…you know there are bitches out there who you aren’t into getting pregnant.

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2024

11

Sep

Em Rata’s Got an Ass Apparently of the Day

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I’m SURE it is REAL!

Em Rata, known for the tits that distract you from the dog face has pulled off some sort of high profile scam that has allowed her to be a high paid super star influencer all thanks to her willingness to show tits.

All these years after she went viral, the rat face is still getting jobs, now probably higher paid and in high fashion, despite being a set of jerk off titty fodder.

It makes no sense, but the system is rigged and some people are on the right side of the fucking equation…

We are not so lucky….

However, Em Rata still brings the smut, now in the form of “I HAVE AN ASS TOO”…one she probably did a lot of squats for, if squats means paying some plastic surgeon to suck fat out of her gunt and pump it back into her ass….you can tell by the rat face that she’s got one of those technicians on call to help maintain her boring, tired, lame career as an “important” public figure who pulls her tits out…

BUT SHE IS MORE THAN JUST TITS…

She wants you to know she has an ASS that helps her make all that FASHION money she’s been making…

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2024

11

Sep

Anne Winters Looks Hot of the Day

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Ann Winters is a hot chick from some nerd show called the ORVILLE, that was created by the annoying guy who thinks he’s amazing at Family Guy, because I guess when you become a billionaire from characters you created and people see you as some kind of hilarious hero, who forget he’s a bit of a faggot, you’d be annoying too.

She was also the hot chick on 13 Reasons Why, if you like teen drama series…and who fucking doesn’t….

She hasn’t worked in over two years, it’s like she decided to drop out of the scene or maybe she was kicked out of the scene but either way she’s still on social media, which is really what matters, and she’s probably got the money from being a hit show to help maintain her hotness, so it’s probably a better outcome than sucking lame producer dick in hopes of getting work amongst the other bitches sucking the same lame producer dick…

She seems to have got sober, boring, but there was likely a fun meltdown that led to that revalation, plus these people who address sobriety like some sort of accomplishment, are the weak kind who teeter on the line of falling off sobriety because it’s all they think about…into some kind of bender that we hope is more public than the last one but also more naked….because I want to see her naked…

Sober chicks who make sobriety their identity are always ready to crack and always end up cracking and as annoying as they are while sober, and as annoying as they are while drunk, if they are hot, that level of annoying can be ignored until that post nut clarity.

She even drinks alochol free wine, so you know she’s on the verge…

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2024

11

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Fat pussy eating shorts, delicious…

I was lucky enough to be at some outdoor food festival for some random ethnicity a few weeks ago and one of the girls working the event was rocking a pussy so fat it ate a pair of bike shorts so hard I could see her cervix….That fat pussy was hungrier than the people waiting in line for the ethnic food they were offering.

We’re talking, famished fucking pussy eating the bike shorts and it was delicious!

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2024

10

Sep

stepLINKS of the day

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Not enough people celebrate a dry pussy, knowing that the dryness causes friction and friction causes sensation to an otherwise vapid hole that you don’t touch the walls on…but when you’re me, you only know dry pussy because that’s how turned on the whores get around you….DESERT STORM.

To follow-up on yesterday’s “Hemorrhoids making me gay” statement, I’m still into the pussy…the worms haven’t penetrated my brain hard enough to fall into that trap yet….but the hemorrhoid are the closest thing i’ve experienced to being gay, because they have me thinking about my asshole 24/7.

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2024

10

Sep

Taylor Momsen is Topless and Edgy of the Day

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Rock and Roll fraud Taylor Momsen, who decided that she was tired of being a child star in your favorite Christmas Movies, and that she was really destined to a life of rock because of the hard life she lived as a child star in your favorite movie…decided to continue to PROVE to you that she’s edgy, this time by showing up to an event, rocking some abs and her tits out, but taped up…

If she was actually edgy and not some Hollywood curated Rock and Roll fraud, her tits would actually be out, or better, we’d know what every ridge of her asshole looked out, but instead she’s G-Rated edgy and that is pretty fucking lame…

HOWEVER, there is still no shirt on and some TAPED up tits, so that’s better than nothing…I guess..

She is the best Taylor in music though, I mean anything but that other Taylor who has manipulated the minds of everyone into thinking she’s hot or interesting, so let’s hope this Taylor fights a little harder for her name….but posting up some asshole pics next.

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2024

10

Sep

Stella Hudgens is Still Getting Naked of the Day

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[IMAGES REMOVED AT STELLA’S LEGAL TEAM’S REQUEST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T LIKE FREE MARKETING AND WANTS TO MONEY GRUB ALL THE MONEY SHE CAN GRUB OFF WEAK MEN]

I stopped paying attention to Stella Hudgets after being rudely asked to take down the pictures of Stella Hudgens’ gaping asshole back when she was crying for attention while her sister was basically giving birth and people were talking about her again, a constant theme in Stella’s life that has led her to being a pornographer.

However, I just got an update from my SOURCES that she’s still updating her nude content channels, with less asshole sure, but at least you get a nice glimpse of her APRON BELLY, which is the belly of the future since everyone is a fat fuck and thus lifting the gut to get to the fuck hole will be considered a sign of class and wealth, because all the fat fucks currently fat from cheap fast food will be starved out from the impending collapse…

So get used to the APRON BELLY hanging over lingerie you sick fucks.

[IMAGES REMOVED AT STELLA’S LEGAL TEAM’S REQUEST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T LIKE FREE MARKETING AND WANTS TO MONEY GRUB ALL THE MONEY SHE CAN GRUB OFF WEAK MEN]

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2024

10

Sep

Sydney Sweeney’s Still Got her Tits of the Day

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In the event you were scared that Sydney Sweeney went to Canada and fell into their socialist woke weirdness trap that forces her to feel the need to transition to another gender and join the alphabet of INCLUSIVITY after one too many DOUBLE DOUBLES chased with some MAPLE SYRUP….leading to her CUTTING off the tits…

You have nothing to worry about…it appears the tits have survived.

She dodged a communist bullet on that one…

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