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2011

03

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

The highlight of the news is this story of some creepy school employee pulled a magic trick at some school meeting that happened to be televised and that offended some weirdo who was watching the school meeting on TV because it involved a bra…and I love bras….but apparently weirdos who watch school meetings on cable access don’t….

Ok so it wasn’t as good as I thought it was going to be but you gotta like their investigative journalism….next time lets hope it involves more of the actual trick and some tit…..so here’s the rest of the news….

Toothbrush Theft Ring Busted in Florida
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School Bus Driver Accused of Luring Teen
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Caught on Tape: Miami Bank Robber Hits Pregnant Woman
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Plane Crashes Into Ferris Wheel In Australia
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Caught on Video: Crews rescue trapped child in FL
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2011

03

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here is the morning hangover dump….even though it isn’t morning in half of the world….

This weekend’s life lesson was that if you drink heavy cuz you’re convinced alcohol makes hand sanitizer, so it only makes sense it will rape the disease out of you, even if the disease inside you was from getting raped. HIV.

But turns out when you have a cold, that cold will turn around and turn into pneumonia or something equally near death…which is what I’m dealing with…

Speaking of death, I saw 50/50, that Seth Rogan movie where the guy doesn’t die at the end, obviously, and I figure this year’s latest trend is going to be friending people with cancer, or more important catching cancer of your own…It’s the new UGGS.

Here’s the dump, even if I’m constipated.

Jewel Robbery FAIL – VIDEO
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25 (Mostly) Sexy Reasons to Get to Know MMA and UFC
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Free Cam Shows, Because Mondays Don’t Have to Suck
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Jenny and Her Husband Got a Whore
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World Record For Most Stairs Climbed On Head. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Kristen is a Hot Blonde
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John Travolta is a Vampire From the Civil War
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Live Web Cam Sluts You Don’t Want to Miss Out On
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Brunette is Masterbating by the Side of the Road
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I’d Like to Be All Over Christina Rose
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Election 2012 Shit Show Coverage Continues – VIDEO
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Posted in:MHD

2011

03

Oct

Jodie Marsh, Bodybuilder of the Day

Jodie Marsh was some UK Glamor Model no one really cared about, except maybe to stare at her tits, or her pictures in shitty magazines while they took shits, who I guess was touched or raped as a child, because that’s why she developed some kind of feeling of inadequacy that led her into this quest to get approval through modeling half naked….a feeling of inadequacy or insecureity that got worse when she was being teased for being a little sloppy and a little pudge , so she took it upon herself to make a fucking change and that change was to go overboard at the gym and find happiness in morphing into a fucking genderless, testosterone filled, girl who was likely raped as a child, instead of a sex object and the whole thing is as weird as it is disgusting. Enjoy.

So now she doesn’t just HANG WITH MONSTERS IN HER PANTIES , she is the fucking monster and she’s winning awards for the shit…..as weird as she is, this is probably her biggest accomplishiment…..

Posted in:Jodie Marsh

2011

02

Oct

The Graduate XXX Porn Parody Exclusive of the Day

I fucking love porn parodies…I’ve seen a few of them and I always get sucked the fuck in. They’re hilarious, amazing, entertaining, thought provoking, challenging to the actors to live up to the original….I’ve seen Avatar parody, Seinfeld parody, Cosby Parody, but never dramatic movie parody…

Based on this trailer, the gap between film and pornography is finally is getting smaller and smaller as porn companies are setting up these big budget, script heavy amazingness that I’d rather watch than the smut being put out by Hollywood…because there’s fucking in it…..Genius


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Posted in:stepSMUT

2011

01

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone asked me if I was still relevant. I never was.

No matter what I say, I can’t get twitter followers, maybe cuz being on twitter is like watching ugly people masturbate. it sucks.

I saw a grey skinned old lady die eating steak. So I ordered another steak.

I’ve decided to be less negative, so I point out one thing I like about every person I come across, those things usually come across as being negative.

No one reads my site anymore, I need a publicity stunt.

I wrote about losing a reader cuz I write rape jokes. The then Guardien writes an artice on rape jokes and references facebook not me.

I will never get ahead, that’s okay with me..knowing the Final Destination movies exist, brings me great confidence that my twitter account isn’t the worst shit ever written….

Fuck you internet……here are the stepLINKS

Teen Mom Bikini Implants
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This Horse Took a Giant Piss Right Next to Kristen Stweart on the Set of That Snow White Movie and I Can’t Stop Laughing
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Live Web Cams To Keep You Busy All Weekend
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John Travolta is a Vampire from the Civil War
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Dog Parachutes
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Hottest Female Golfing Pics
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Paul Rudd and Anne Hathaway Relive The Worst Thing THey’ve Ever Done
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New Pics of Sara Leal The Bottom Feeder Who Banged Ashton Kutcher
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Kendall Jenner – Kiddie Porn
http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/kendall-jenner-love-cat-magazine-shoot-twitpics/

Martyn Confirms Gay Sex With Chris Brown, Tells Him To Come Out
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And That’s Why You Don’t Put Nitro On a Horse – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Natalie
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It’s Party Time With Danielle Trixie! No Pants Allowed.
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Girls That Make Sweat Pants Bangable
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Rosie Jones And Her Awesome Bikini Cleavage
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Kelly Brook Is Indiana Jones
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Free Cam Show Fun
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Porn Shoot Almost Turns Into an All-Out Brawl – VIDEO
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30 Tough and Sexy Sports Hotties
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Liv Tyler Nakedly Returns In THE LEDGE
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Some Rachel McAdams
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Check Out Gisele’s New Underwear Ad – VIDEO
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Guess Who Got Paid the Least for the American Pie Reunion? LOL
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Vanessa Hudgens Wore This…
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Maria MenounosBrings the Casual Hotness
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Little Brother Will Show You How It’s Done. FAIL – VIDEO
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Slutty Gallery For Some Friday Fun
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The Recession Is Real: 9 American Cities Going BROKE!
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Jennifer and Carolyn Get It On – VIDEO
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Nerd Sex – Comedy Sketch – VIDEO
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Minka Kelly On Set Hotness
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Heather Wants You To Watch Her Come – VIDEO
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Olivia Garson Can Rock All Sorts of Biknis
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Leggy in a Black Dress
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Miranda Kerr Looks Amazing in Short Shorts
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Krisay is a Jungle Babe
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Leighton Meester And Rachel Zoe Wear White In France
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Meet Jessica Klein
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Kourtney Kardashian Is Clueless
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New Photos Of Scarlett Johannson As The Black Widow In The Avengers
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Guess The Celebrity Home
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Vanessa Hudgens Wore This…
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A Kate Hudson Generous Panty Upskirt
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Miranda Kerr in a Short Leather Skirt
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Kesha In Her Underwear
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Selena Gomez Shows Off Her Camel Toe. How Cute.
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

30

Sep

Kristen Stewart in the Best Snow White Picture for the Virgins of the Day

I came across this Kristen “The Inbred Fucked by Her Dad” Stewart Snow White pictures and figured the virgin loser, sci/fi and fantasy club weirdos, who you see having battles in the park, making you wonder where they find each other, would really appreciate it….

Just not as much as I appreciate the fact that they released these pictures as if they are some kind of news knowing that virgin losers can probably jerk off to this shit….even if Kristen Stewart is nothing but a useless spec…which isn’t so far from the truth…good one.

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2011

30

Sep

Miranda Kerr in Lingerie Cuz It’s Her Job of the Day

As a guy who doesn’t have sex with hot girls or girls who are in the clubs looking hot…

I am a huge fan of these padded bras that make little real tits look like they are huge implants because I get to appreciate the show and the fact that a billion dollar company probably spent millions upon millions on making this fucking happen while kids in their backyards were starving cuz the state of the economy makes their families fucking broke….

See cuz I don’t have to deal with the disappointment of when you get the seemingly busty slut back home, only to find out she’s barely I fucking b-cup, but I can see how annoying that kind of lie would be, since I used to stuff my pants with a 10 inch dildo back when I was younger, and saw the disappointment from any girl I convinced to fuck me after dancing with them all night….Yes there was a time I wasn’t a pathetic loser unable to get laid…

Here’s Miranda Kerr showing her mom body that’s been photoshopped to shit and I like it…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

30

Sep

Horse Crash is the Viral Video of the Day

This is a viral video that brings great joy in my life, only because I’m a fucking asshole, who thinks those horse drawn carriages in cities is fucking cruelty to animals, and I always wish the fucking horses plot some kind of revenge together that will set them fucking free….Seriously, I see these tourist paying these homeless looking people for these scenic rides that hardly represent anything historical or romantic as horses suffer from heat, dehydration and not being taken care of, and it makes me mad, so here’s some horses taking back their lives….It’s empowering.


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Posted in:Viral Video

2011

30

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Gym Clothes of the Day

I always hate on Ashley Tisdale for her ugly face that she’s tried to modify with plastic surgery cuz she also hated on her ugly face….and that in itself is funny, cuz insecure girls who put themselves out there, usually put out…

But the truth is that, I appreciate that she recognizes her flaws, and makes up for it with constant working out, giving her this tight little body, cuz body is what you fuck, so when the rest of her gets old and haggard, faces don’t matter as much as a tight little ass….

Making me wish she was in on the self shot nudes with Vanessa Hudgens…cuz I’m tired of not seeing celebs naked, shit’s getting stagnant and bottom feeders don’t seem to bottom feed anymore – and that sucks.

Here’s some more boring pics…seems to be the foundation of this fuckign site…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

30

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Legs in Jeans of the Day

Here’s Rosie Huntington rocking some ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO HAIRY VEST …what a fucking scandal..who fucking cares…

It’s like two tall skinny bitches, one who went onto be a mom, the other to be a Megan Fox replacemnt are getting paid by the same motherfucker to wear the same ugly vest, when really both these twats should be half naked, but for some reason, are cocky, and forget their life purpose and that annoys me.

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley