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2011

22

Sep

Pippa Middleton Panty Flash of the Day

Here’s a good start to Pippa Middleton….you see I’ve been waiting for this ever since the Royal Wedding brought her to the limelight…I had no idea it would take her 6 months to get warmed up to the cameras to the point where she’d start getting ready to get naked for them…you know like any daddy issue girl with self-esteem issues because her sister married into the fucking Royal Family, while she’s just stuck working for the family business living in a condo her parents bought her, like some kind of loser no one bother notices cuz all eyes are on kate….Well that’s gonna change….

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2011

22

Sep

Minka Kelly Ass in a Dress of the Day

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Minka Kelly got someone fired for “sexually” harrassing her on set cuz he groped her or some shit I like to call trying to make the public think of her as a sexual object using a bullshit scandal so that people will ignore the fact that another Spelling being re-made because Hollywood is out of ideas, and that even after a triology of shit movies and an original stint on TV, they’re bringing Charlies Angels back in what I call beating a dead horse with your dick….when they didn’t have to make the public think of her as a sexually object, the fact she has a vagina does a good enough job of that….

Here are pics of her ass in some dress for no real reason other than that i have nothing better to do…

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2011

22

Sep

Amanda Seyfried Jogging Titty Bounce of the Day

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I don’t know but I love me some Amanda Seyfried ….I think it is because she is boring as shit in her everyday life…she’s dumpy, barely showerd, never at any events, is unlike all the other celebs dying to be seen, and that attitude makes me think she is good in bed…and sits at home and fucks all day….but as soon as there is money on the table, bith, like a crackwhore, strips down and gets naked, like she did in CHLOE and BIG LOVE ….and there’s something about bitches who get naked for money, especially when they look good naked, that excites me….

So here she is staying fit, titties be bouncing….

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2011

22

Sep

Two Kids Have Squeezed Through Alba’s Vagina of the Day

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Here are some Alba Milk Filled tits to distract you from the damage she’s done to the rest of her…you know in deciding to hang up her acting career that was based on being the hot bitch who never gets naked…in exchange for starting a family and destroying a lovely tight body she once had without leaving us with pictures of the shit before the damage was done…

But the good news is that in her comeback, she’s going to be more mature and serious about her work, she’s also going to be more comfortable showing her snatch, you know since two pregnancies has forced her to show rooms of people who weren’t clever enough to camera pic that shit when it was going down, so nudity will come…battered pussy, stretch marks and all….and sometimes….only sometimes…that is better than nothing.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

22

Sep

Chynna Phillips Hard Nipple of the Day

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Here’s product of the Mommas and the Poppas. The hot one you jerked off to in the Wilson Philips videos. The half sisters of Bijou and Mackenzie (the one who fucked her father for years or at least claimed she did for attention)….and now she’s made the move to Dancing with the Stars because I guess she’s given up, unlike her husband Billy, but the good news is that her nipple hasn’t. It keeps bringing it and bringing it.

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2011

22

Sep

Eva Pigford’s Great Legs Unfortunate Name of the Day

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Her name is Eva Pigford, which she has changed for the sake of her career to Eva Marcille, which makes total sense, because no one wants the word PIG in their name, shit just makes you think of shit covered, no racist, backwoods sex partner, food jews and arabs won’t eat or more importantly my wife….

She’s the winner of America’s Top Model from years ago, she’s made the move to other tv shows and soap operas, and with her level of fame, I’d expect more vagina lip in these pics…

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2011

22

Sep

Rachel Bilson Doing Errands of the Day

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This is what I call a waste of a fucking post…because unless you get off to a 1/4 of an inch of bra on some flat chested bitch you wanted to fuck 10 years ago, but who instead of catering to your needs, decided to run off and leave the limelight, to move into a barn with some idiot from Star Wars who brain washed her, only to come back 6 months ago, and still doesn’t do the slutty panty flash, bikini pics, she should, cuz she’s just one of those celeb bitches who has enough money and doesn’t care about the public jerking off to her, making her a fucking waste of a celebrity….seriously…they’re supposed to be insecure, attention seeking, whores…what’s with this boring shit…makes no fucking sense.

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2011

22

Sep

Vanessa Pudgens and Ashley “The Face” Tisdale Work Out of the Day

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If I was god…or a serial killer…I would re-arrange these bitches, you know so that we got rid of the weirdness that each possess and focus on each of their qualities, making one above average looking bitch from high school musical, instead of two whatevers…

So I’d take Tisdale’s tight, works out cuz she’s got an ugly mutated face and needs some redeeming quality and she knows it, with some hudgens head and skin tone…but the world doesn’t work like that…so here’s a duo that would make a good threesome, cuz the whole fact you’re having a threesome erases all imperfections in a bitch…

Who cares.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Vanessa Hudgens

2011

22

Sep

Angelina Jolie Bra Thru Her Shirt of the Day

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I don’t generally post Angelina Jolie pictures, becasue despite thinking she’s pretty nice to look at, I’ve been over her for the last decade, you know with her whole UN saving the world lesbian shit, and her whole breeding like a motherfucker shit, to the whole adopting a nation of people shit, it just wasn’t erotic….not to mention in coming up to fame, she did a lot of nude scenes, like in GIA, that I can just google and jerk off to if I’m ever having an Angelina jerk off craving, which I can’t remember ever having, but I wouldn’t put it past me, I can jerk off to pretty much anything….

So these padded bra pics aren’t all that hot compared to what she’s done, but they are hot compared to what we usually see from her, all baby filled and boring, so I’m posting them

Posted in:Angelina Jolie

2011

22

Sep

stepNEWS of the DAy

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Here’s some news…because news is the celeb gossip for everyday people who have a little more depth, crazy and desperation than the idiots we watch and notice living the good life for doing virtually nothing….but reciting bullshit scripts…what a fucking joke…but not as much as this real life shit…

The stepNEWS is on the forefront of what’s going on in the world…seriously….breaking stories…

Teen was mailed sex toys accidentally
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Flasher on the loose in Connecticut
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VA schools could introduce gun education for elementary schools
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TSA chase down woman for weapons in her hair
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FL teacher tells student Tooth Fairy isn’t real, gets in trouble
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Michigan Woman Drives Drunk With Kids
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Second Sex Victim Linked To HS Baseball Coach
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Miss. woman charged in baby birth hoax call
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