2011
01
Sep
I hate the name Imogen….but I like her big fake tits in a bikini….I hate the fact that she’s a trashy whore glamor model tacky slut from the UK but I love the fact that she’s a trashy whore glamor model tacky slut from the UK. I’m so torn and inconsistent….that’s why I drink…
Posted in:Imogen Thomas
2011
01
Sep
Here is some Pippa Middleton from a good angle…Her ass isn’t even that great at least not based on my concept of a great ass…I just like it cuz I know how tormented it is….and sometimes that backstory…you know beneath the surface…filled with feelings if inadequacy and being second best to her sister are enough to make an average ass amazing….
Posted in:Pippa Middleton
2011
01
Sep
This is hyseterical…
An Upper East Side man who suffers from a condition called priapism — which causes painful erections that can last for hours — was busted for allegedly trying to steal money for painkillers
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Posted in:stepNEWS
2011
01
Sep
Dolly Parton proves that old tits are still good tits….when they are big tits on a small frame tits….I’ve always been fascinated by the strength of this woman’s upper back and the ability to bring the fucking titty on such a little waist…but not as fascinated as I am with her tits….not to mention that I love old country music and old country girls…all inbred and uneducated….their accents erotic in their classless twang….so 75 or not, she’s spectacular….and makes me want to take a road trip to Dollyworld for masturbation purposes…in the meantime I’ll just use these pics…
Why hasn’t Dolly done any nudes that I can find? It’s never too late.
Posted in:Dolly Parton
2011
01
Sep
Here are some Alba milk filled titties…all empty in the uterus…but still ravaged in the vagina…assuming she gets celebrity c-sections…cuz a little scar is easier to hide in a bikini than a meaty fucking cunt….as you know she’sll try to make a comeback and be that bitch on all fours showing vagina she once was…only now she’ll have to get naked to stay competitive….and interesting…which will be a nice change of pace for people like me who have always wanted to see her naked…I just have a thing for Mexicans who pretend they aren’t mexican, especially when they are hot and hollywood, even with their babyweight…. You know how it is.
Posted in:Jessica Alba
2011
01
Sep
Here are some pictures hiding her stomach that I was sure she was doing on purpose because she got all fat and uninteresting…..all turned into a lesbian who is petitioning lesbian marriages and lesbian babies and there’s nothing wrong with that…I just don’t really wanna fuck that….but then I saw these pics of her Showeing her Midriff and I realized I’m wrong about her….she’s just a big question mark…oh the mystery of a girl who was once 17 and taking naked pics of her unshaved pussy for attention…after dating a gay dude and working for Disney….So many layers to Pudgens and I’m not just talking about her belly fat…BOOM.
Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens
2011
01
Sep
Porno Sex Tape Star Kim Kardashian, if you can really call her that, I mean after seeing the SEX TAPE a couple dozen times as I like to be reminded how much of a whore a whore is, she’s hardly staring in shit, but mainly just laying there….I mean I think she’s more a media whore, and the sex tape was just a product of that to project her into this phony public life people care about, in some weird fucking phenom I’ll never understand, partially cuz she’s uninteresting but mainly cuz she’s fat.
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2011
01
Sep
I am a comedy snob. I don’t know why. Maybe it is because I don’t find anything funny and I don’t laugh…or maybe it is because I’m not impressed when I see assholes making stupid dick and fart jokes night after night like I’m watching a repeat scripted performance that they’ve practiced in front of the mirror 100 times before performing it live 100 times….just once I’d like to see a comedian just fucking wing it and be funny without vomiting out rehearsed shit…
I am also a hater of all things mainstream, popular, and frat boy….
So I don’t hate Dane Cook for being a huge success in the college scene cuz people are idiots and like everything their friends tell them to. He’s really successful doing his bullshit…But I don’t think he’s funny….
And funny or not, he gets groupie pussy, for just being Dane Cook….now I’m not sure if this girl is actually a handicap, but she looks like she could be, all young with her camel toe and as someone who’s down with fucking handicaps cuz they can’t communicate the words “no” in all their gurgles and yawns so it’s not rape.
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Posted in:Dane Cook
2011
01
Sep
Pretty risky shit for a pregnant chick to be texting and riding….you know one wrong turn and baby be gone…this is not the most highly recommended home abortion method…but it is pretty effective if done right…crazy bitch makes me want to smell her seat…I’m sure those budding placenta producing lady parts, all baby filled and hormonal make for some interesting smells….
Homegrown abortion aside…I’m loving her ass….
Posted in:Hilary Duff
2011
01
Sep
I fucking hate Katherine Heigl because she looks like a serious cunt. She just has that kind of face you’d want to knock the fuck out if you could get passed her security….
You know one of those fat chicks who thinks she is better than she actually is all because some asshole decided to give her work, make her millions, leading to this diva shit that looks like it was supposed to be sitting behind a desk, working menial job cuz she has no personality, eating snack food all day in anticipation for her night of cuddling with her cat watching reruns of friends….all lonely and depressing….at least that’s what her body looks like…but instead is walkign the streets acting like spoiled brat…and in these pictures flashing panties that no one should see because she’s disgusting…but instead that people are masturbating to cuz it’s all marketing…I mean shit…some poor fucker knocked this bitch up and married her….that shoulda never happened….all marketing..
Posted in:Katherine Heigl
