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2011

31

Aug

Chaz Bono was Born with a Vagina of the Day

It’s not gay to jerk off to these pictures….you see cuz Chaz Bono was born with a vagina and even if he cut of his tits and sewed up his pussy …and lives her life as a man….fucking her up the ass is still considered straight…just ignore the prosthetic testicles…

I mean it’s the same logic of guys who beat up post op trannies when they find out their shallow dry vaginas used to be a dick….

All this to say that trannies freak me out….they are weird, I have no compassion for them, evne if their erious issues stem from being molested as a child…it’s not entirely human to change your genitals and gender by choice, cuz you want to, even if you’re a bull dyke to being with….but at the same time, I don’t give a fuck about what people do or how they live their lives….or what they operate and alter…it is almost a joke…and pretty entertianing….knowing the inner torment that went into turning yourself from Chastity to Chaz…..so this post is about Chaz Bono not being gay to jerk off to…and I’m sticking to that theory….even though she’s got a beard…I blame Cher.

Posted in:Chaz Bono

2011

31

Aug

Christina Milian’s a Slutty Mom of the Day

In 2003, Christina Milian changed our masturbation to music video habit for the better with this Dip it Low shit that was next level sleazy at the time…

In 2011, she’s still an exhibitionist slut, cuz I guess it’s all she knows, only now she’s a mom, with a meaty mom vagina, and not the virgin she was in the video….and sure she’s not as hot…but anytime I see a mom walking the streets like this…I know how they got pregnant in the first place…by spitting the cum from her mouth into a cup and inseminating herself to get the guy to think of her as more than just a slut, booty call, or fuck…but as the mother of her kid…to make an honest woman of her until that gets boring….at least that’s the story I heard…

Posted in:Christina Milian

2011

31

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Human Tank of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a tank that proves that black isn’t always slimming….She’s answered the age old fashion myth all on her own….She’s a real life myth buster…I knew she served a purpose….unless of course this is her looking slim…in which case I’m gonna go watch this clip a few times….and remember what was….

Here are the fat pics…

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2011

31

Aug

January Jones Pregnant Milk Filled Tits of the Day

I keep following the milk filled tits on January Jones and her illegitimate bastard child, not because she’s famous, or hot, or really even of interest or interesting….I just can’t help the magnetic draw I have to bitches who make the decision to not abort when they get knocked up by a dude who was just fucking them recreationally, because they either figure that they will never get knocked up again and now is the time before it is too late, or maybe they’ve had too many abortions and one more will kill her chances of having a baby, or that they are independent and not so into doing these things on their own….you know self involved and irresponsible and not concerned with the social impact this is gonna have on the kid…the whole thing is erotic…but then again, I do call myself the drunkenstepfather, maybe broken homes and extended families are deeply connected to my soul…

Posted in:January Jones

2011

31

Aug

Malin Akerman Nerd Erotica of the Day

Here are some boring pics of Malin Akerman with what could be hard nipple, while opening her mouth like she’s ready to take a load on her whore face, and I’m only posting it because I like seeing clothed women caught in pictures making erotic faces, with hard nipples, because leaving the house is better than any porn, I’m just too lazy to leave the house….but I can live vicariously through low level celebrities who were an action star once that aren’t all that interesting to look at…but are better than nothing…thanks Malin and your stupid name…

Posted in:Malin Akerman

2011

31

Aug

Sofia Vergara Goes to the Doctor of the Day

Here are some pictures of Sofia Vergara headed to the doctor…I get exceited when I see girls going to the doctor…not because I like health problems…but because I’m a curious soul and can’t help but wonder whether she’s there for an abortion, some gynecolocial exams, maybe even for a terminal disease, could it be hormone therapy for her menopause cuz she’s old, or is it a breast exam cuz she’s busty….I assume it is likely just herpes because she’s an immigrant who has made it famous, who has won awards, and that doesn’t come without lots and lots of unprotected sex…

Either way, these pics are hot.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2011

31

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

The world’s so classy…especially in Minnesota…

Here’s today’s news….

Man Sucked into Storm Drain, Dies
Despite the best efforts of rescuers, a New Jersey man has died after getting sucked into a storm drain pipe.


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Girl Beaten with Stiletto on School Bus
Administrators for Shelby County Schools said a student was suspended for attacking a fellow Bartlett High School student Thursday.


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Man Accused of Throwing Son Off Boat
A 35-year-old Irvine man was arrested by Orange County sheriff’s deputies for child endangerment and resisting arrest after he slapped and then threw his 7-year-old son off a sight-seeing boat in Newport Harbor, a sheriff’s spokesman said today.


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Woman Accused of Dangling Daughter
A Phoenix mom has been arrested, accused of the unthinkable — dangling her toddler by the arm from a stairwell, just to get the child’s father’s attention!


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2 Minnesota Girls in Pajamas Take Stolen Goat for Walk
A 911 caller said two young girls, dressed in their pajamas, were out for a walk with a goat about 11:30 p.m. Saturday in Mankato. The girls told the investigating officer that the goat lived in their bedroom closet and that they regularly took it out for late-night walks.


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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

31

Aug

Top Slime Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I started pulling up lists of fetish masturbation material posted on youtube , partially cuz I find it funny that people have these sick fucking fetishes that make next to no rational sense, but who can control where their boners come from…I’m just fascinated that anything you can think of…someone has jerked off to….but I’m also posting this because a little known internet fact is that youtube and google, two companies that censor and blacklist people for being “Not Safe For Work” or smutty, while they built their business on smut…..they are just publicly traded….hypocrisy of white washing the internet or some shit…..

Today’s fetish…Girls getting slimed….

Two girls get slimed while kissing….

Custard Corner…..

See Thru Shirt Gets a Bitch Slimed….

Slimey Game Show…..

Fishnet Slimed….

Some other slut gets slimed…

Some vintage looking slime….I’m sure these bitches are glad these videos exist…

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

31

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Drinking my troubles away is alright when getting a blowjob. True story. Everything is better when getting a blowjob, unless you pass out at a party and wake up to find that blowjob is being given to you by a dude….Not that I was getting a blowjob when drinking my troubles away, but but I sure as hell tried…my biggest drawback was that I was drinking on the computer and the last time the computer gave me a blowjob I was high on a lot of pills….

Here are some morning links….

When Pole Vaulting Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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50 Hottest Sex Symbols in Sports
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Free Cam Shows. So Get Busy
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This Dude Made Some Sort of Flying Bat Suit and It’s Insane – VIDEO
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Two More Clothing Optional Babes Named IRENE
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Live Web Cams You’ll Want to Sink Your Teeth Into
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Russian Big Brother Sex Tape
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The 10 Hottest Actresses Who Are Older Than They Look
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Get a Free Flask….Motherfucker Likes Flasks…
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Posted in:MHD

2011

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck the internet…I got my real life to live out…I’ll try to document it more…golden dreams of long distance relationships with pornstars, herpes sores, dying of a burned out liver all in the next 6 , gonna try to make it happen…I just gotta get off my couch…

Now Here are my stepLINKS…

Kim Kardashian Tries to Buy Back the Rights to her Whore Sex Tape Now That’s She’s Made it….
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Some German Lawyer Slut Was Fucking Outdoors and It Was Caught on Video and Here It Is – VIDEO
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FREE FLASKS
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Lohan’s Trying to Get Chris Brown Which is Nice Cuz I Would Love to See Lohan Choked Out…
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Live Web Cams You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Carli is Sexy In Her Panties
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Some TwitPic Sluttiness
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Gallery: 10 Female Artists We Have a Crush On
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Adriana Lima Topless Tease
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Yeah, So Daryl Hannah Got Arrested. At The White House.
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Free Cam Shows, Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Web Cam Squirter
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WTF Photo of the Day
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DWTS Sexiest Sports Hotties
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Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Panty Upskirt
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Gwenyth Paltrow is Disgusting
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Kim and Kourtney Kardashian Are Leggy
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Malin Akerman is totally Hot
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The Time Bubbles Gave Whitney Houston A Toe Job
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Kate Moss Nude Shots
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Paris Dahl is Sexy
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Claudia Has One Hot Body
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Ultra-Thin Crackhead At London Reggae Fest Decides To “Get-It-In” [Video]
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Bar Refaeli Bikini Shot Gallery
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Corissa Fur Makes Pants Happy
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Hey There Samantha Saint
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Sexy Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Outtakes With Nips & Hotness
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Some More Bar Refaeli Action
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Megan Shows Us the Money Shot
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Hipster Hottie in Short Shorts
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Miranda Kerr is Sexy as Always
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Paris Hilton is Pathetic
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Aneta Keys is Naughty
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Demi Lovato and Her Short Dress Want Us To Know She Doesn’t Mind Being Fat
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Cheryl Cole is Leggy
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Striptease of the Day
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Black Cam Girl is Good Enough for Me
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Kendall Jenner Kiddie Porn for the Perverts
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Pam Anderson. Yup, Still Would…
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Rimjob Fail
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