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2011

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Today I learnt a very valuable lesson. Masturbating to a documentary on the civil rights movement is very challenging. You have to be pro.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Megan Fox’s Amazing Body in a Tight Dress
http://www.thesuperficial.com/megan-fox-marilyn-monroe-tattoo-removed-08-2011

Here’s Some AMAZING Outtakes of That Cunt Sandra Lee – VIDEO
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The 40 Sexiest Sports Hotties of the Decade
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Live Sex Shows From Sluts That Truly Professionals
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Drugs Didn’t Kill Amy Winehouse?
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Young Kardashian’s 14th Birthday Pics – You Fucking Pervert
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Honk Your Horn for a Prostitute! – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Samantha Rex
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Adrianne Curry And Her Twitter Cleavage
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Brad Pitt Probably Isn’t Banging This Slut But Everyone is Saying He Is So Let’s Just Go With That
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Sexy Girls + Camera Phones!
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Nikki Summer is a Girl Next Door Type
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The Best Free Cam Shows You Will Find Anywhere
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Emo Slut Gets Off on MSN
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Why Do All Children’s Show Hosts Look Like Pedophiles?
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Victoria Justice’s Jailbait Camel Toe
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Sharon Stone is Slutty and I Like It
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More of Rihanna Wearing a Bikini
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Paris Hilton is Basically Irrelevant, But Here She is Anyways
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Selena Gomez Maye Have Stopped Banging Justine Beiber and Here’s Some Photos As Well
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Ivy Snow Never Disappoints
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Naked Man Joins a News Crew! – VIDEO
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REDNECK GRANDMA WILL SHUT YOU DOWN! – VIDEO
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Laura Dore is Looking Hot as Always
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Two Druggies Popped For Neglecting Kids And Being All High and Shit Up In Chuck E Cheese
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Alice, Clair and Isabella, Oh My
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Jessica-Jane’s Fabulous Boobs
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Some Ashley Olsen Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Check Out Young Slut Jennifer
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Justine Beiber Fans are Retarded, I Don’t Care if They Are Little Girls
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There’s Something About a Hottie in Knee Socks
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A Bunch of Sluts at the 2nd Annual Vegas Rocks Event
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Katie Price Brought Her Pink Jugs to the Pool
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Chick on a Stage Mishap – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Pussy Fur Done Right by Lorena
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7 of the most mysterious famous disappearances ever
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This Courtney Stodden Chick is Too Fucking Much
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Meet Skylar Diggins
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Katherine Heigl Is A Fucking Cunt
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Paris Hilton Has Stroked A Lot Of Cock In Her Life, Here’s Proof
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Ryan Philippe’s Illegit Kid With His Immigrant Single Mom in a One Piece
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Victoria Justice Shows Off Her Sweet 21 Year Old Camel Toe
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Kris Humphries Family Are Low Rent Scum…When Compared To The Kardashians.
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SOME EXGF Porn cuz EXGFs are the Fucking Worst….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

23

Aug

Mila Jovovich in Her Little Bikini of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post the bikini pictures, that aren’t even that great of Mila Jovovich, because Paparazzi agencies are pricks….who want hundreds of dollars for these pictures….but I have to link you up to the Mila Jovovich bikini pictures cuz posting bikini pictures is a serious habit of mine…cuz I love seeing bitches, even moms who were once famous models turned actors from Russia that starred in a few comic book/video game crossover movies to really solidify her celebrity amongst the virgin losers….but I do prefer watching her naked in movies ….or naked in amazing magazine photoshoots…but these bikini pics I don’t have the rights to post are still better than nothing…cuz they are New!!

TO See the Rest of the Pictures of Mila Jovovich in a Bikini….
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Mila Jovovich

2011

23

Aug

Taylor Swift Vintage Bathing Suit Weirdness of the Day

Taylor Swift is boring as shit….these bathing suit pictures are here to help prove my fucking point…I get it…she’s country, lives in Nashville, plays the whole wholesome act for her Christian fan base…it’s all a business to her…but I know there’s a LeAnn Rimes brewing somewhere deep inside of her…that I can only assume started to surface when she was getting fucked by serial womanizer who has pretty much had every chick in Hollywood, but more importanly has had his asshole licked by groupies I know here in Montreal….that he met that night…not that he rode out for a few months…cuz behind every slut is a dude who ruined her emotionally…

Either way, here’s her vintage bathing suit, Hollywood Glam, 1950s erotica to you weird pinup loving rockabilly weirdos…

She’s a little birdlike-but at least she’s not fat…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2011

23

Aug

Victoria Justice Vagina Definition in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s Victoria Justice’s vagina in a bikini…She may look 14…..but she’s actually 21….and I assume if she was 14….her vagina definition would be a little less defined and obvious…you know more virignal and tight enough to make it mist when she pees…but then again she’s all Hollywood and Hollyood makes chicks grow up fast, you know it’s a trade off that seperates normal girls from girls who really want fame….

I do have a serious love for young, hot bodied girls in bikinis….it’s a weakness…or maybe it is we really need to live a complete life…maybe I’m looking into this too seriosuly…who knows…but click the link to see all the pics anyway…they’re fucking good….and most importantly, legal drinking age even though they don’t look it….


To See All her Amazing Bikini Pictures
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2011

23

Aug

Rihanna Amazing Body in her Bikini in Fancy France of the Day

Here are some pictures of Rihanna getting drunk and partying alone on a yacht in Saint Tropez a place her uneducated, daughter of a garbage man, thick yet lovely ass, didn’t know existed back before she turned all hollywood….You know, here she is on a boat that she would have only been allowed on back home if she was turning tricks or willing to do this very same dance, naked….on some rich British faces…who like getting away with fucking 14 year olds…before they turn on you, set you up and force a record deal out of you….

The whole thing is inspiring to young girls everywhere…especially if they are poor and have a dream of drinking fine wines and cheeses on yachts in france cuz they are all famous and shit…who cares….she’s in a bikini…and unfortunately looks great cuz I love to hate her and this makes it harder….well not really….but I like looking…despite hating her…making this whole thing confusing…

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

23

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Thick Mom Ass of the Day

Here’s one of People’s Most Beautiful People cuz she paid People to name her that, cuz People is some flakey fucking publication filled with more smut than a porn magazine and I’m talking a ridiculously hardcore porn magazine who relies on sucking celebrity dick to get their fabricated exclusvives to feed the white trash that buy into the lies to distract from their shitty lives…

Because there’s no way this thick, fat ass, old, mom of a bitch in her biker pants, is beautiful to anyone….sure worth fucking…maybe even catering to some old stripper whore looking to make some extra bucks to put her kid through college or get botox….or because she’s Jennifer Lopez….
and fucking Jennifer Lopez at any age gives you street cred, just ask Diddy.

But I’ll still post pictures of her in her tight pants….cuz thick ass is always good to stare at….no matter who it belongs to.

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2011

23

Aug

Huffington Post’s Possibly Slutty Daughter of the Day

What a whore. Just like her very rich mother. Just look how she’s brushing her hair out of her face like she just got fucked…or wants to get fuck…or is watiting to take a load on her socialite face….at least that’s what it looks like to me and I tend to be a little too imaginative at times…

Her name is Christina Sophia Huffington, she’s 22. She was raised by her Huggington Post mother who I can assume never paid attention to her cuz she was too busy and involved in her work/giving head to the right people to get this site as big as it is….forcing her to become some attention seeker, with a trust fund, competitive with her momma, only to feed her paid by attending exclusive events, sucking dick to feel love, and maybe throwing herself into acting or anything that makes her the next Paris Hilton….cuz we all know this level of rich gir with a public figure for a parent is the best kind of seriously fucked up….and willing to compensate with drugs and dick….and it may be exciting to watch if things work out the way I think they’re going to for these legs…very exciting times…

Posted in:Huffington Post

2011

23

Aug

Helen Mirren is the Busty Old Lady in Red of the Day

Here is Helen Mirren at the premiere of “The Debt”….because I am a fan of Helen Mirren’s senior citizen tits…cuz every once in a while an old lady comes out of the woodwork and you’re forced to want to have sex with her in order to get in her will and eat her baked goods and pleasure yourself to her sexual experience and gaping dry vagina, only for her to forget an hour later so that you can’t get fired from the old folks home…cuz getting fired for such a beautiful thing that most people find disgusting cuz they are just drones to society and scared to venture into this frowned upon dark places, would make paying off your debts hard….

She’s got great tits, that have seen so much and sure she’s looks better when she’s topless in sex scenes or rocking great tits in a bikini ….so long as you don’t look at her Horrible, Sloppy, Loose, Lower Body ……but this will cater to my fetish that no one in their right mind should have….

On a side note, to make this hot post a little more youthful and erotic to those who can’t jerk off to 90 year olds with huge tits….her name is Jessica Chastain, I’ve never heard of her, and she’s not that youthful at 30, but compared to Helen Mirren, your grandma is youthful so appreciate her red hair that you know she’s got growing out of her pussy….

Here’s Joanna Vanderham ….No idea who she is…a serious unknown but she’s 20…so we’re heading in the right direction….

Here’s Nikki M. James cuz She’s Making an Insane yet Amazing Face I Couldn’t Ignore…….maybe it’s the need I have to have sex with a black chick thanks to Goodtimes re-runs and summer fetishes…or maybe it’s just cuz this bitch is awesome…who knows…

Posted in:Helen Mirren

2011

23

Aug

Vanessa Pudgens Hiding Her Chubby Body of the Day

When I was a little kid in Mexican orphanage, I used to sleep in a similar shirt…it provided the priest with easy access, although it was hardly flattering to my body…no homo.

It is safe to say, that’s exactly why this Vanessa Hudgens, recently fat, child pornographer for attention, only to turn on those giving her attention, but making us all criminals for looking at her nude pics…..because she doesn’t want the world knowing just how pig she’s turned…and the truth is who cares how soft she is, cuz I’ll always have a soft spot for her, as it takes a very special teenager, to take nude pics of herself as a masturbation aide to whoever she happens to be learning her sexuality with…cuz that generally leads to an early twenties pervese, sexually charged, period of experimentation she doesn’t mind sharing with us…unless of course she regrets those younger slut moments and turns prude on us…in which case…just be happy she’s given us what she has, in a time when she looked her best and not in a time when she looks like this…

Here are the pics of her doing nothing important.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

23

Aug

Whitney Port’s Short Shorts Revisited a Second Day of the Day

Turns out these shorts were a good investment for Whitney Port…The paparazzi world is so fucking boring…that they’ve released a couple of new shots from the other day…. only with more direct ass coverage…forcing me to do another post on her short shorts…even though I DID ONE YESTERDAY ….which is more attention than this nobody deserves…proving that as perverts…we’re easy to fucking please…manipulate and get working for you….I’m not proud of revisiting these shorts a day later, for no reason other than perversion, but I’m not really into being proud of myself…I’m usually too fill of shame and humiliation….if you know what I mean…

Here’s 2 days of “press”, not that I’m press and I laughed writing that, over 1 outfit….Awesome and pathetic….Boring and Repetitive…Old news that reminds me I should learn how to blog better one day cuz I suck at this…but my lifestyle reminds me of that everyday already…oh well…

Pics anyway….

Posted in:Whitney Port