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2011

28

Sep

Vanessa Pudgens Tight Clothes, Bare Stomach of the Day

I’m pretty into watching Vanessa Hudges slowly grow into her bull dyke body. I’ve even gone so far as renaming her Vanessa Pudgens, cuz I have that power, and that genius level of creativity, you know cuz she’s beefing up….and I like to point in out so that she puts a stop to the shit and sorts herself out cuz her willing to get naked, cute, chipmunk who tried to sue me for posting nude pics of her self has some serious potential in being something we want to fuck….you know cuz she obviously reads the site and treats it like her life coach…like so many other people….why else would I have 4 readers…motherdfuckers..

Either way, she’s in tight pants, her hair is less dykey, her body less pudgy, making moves, but not spread eagled enough….but in her defense, they never are.

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2011

28

Sep

Petra Ecclestone’s Billionaire Ass of the Day

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Her name is Petra Ecclestone. Her dad owns the Formula 1 Race Cars. He is a billionaire and she is a spoiled cunt who just bought a 100 million dollar house….not that that bothers me, annoys me, turns me on, excites me or impresses me. I’m a firm believer of who cares where a bitch gets her money or how she spends it. I’m a firm believer of who cares if a bitch has money or no money. I’m a firm believer in not caring….unless of course the bitch is starved for attention and pulls a Paris Hilton / Kim Kardashian to get noticed, and I’m gonna assume the Hollywood life is going to lead this ass in tight pants down that bottom feeding road…you know when she find out how Hollywood works and what people care about and expect from a rich as fuck slut….

Here’s her ass in tight pants…

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2011

28

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

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I know – the uniboob shit I just posted was killer, but here’s some more news…..cuz apparently there’s more to life than uniboobs, even though I wish there wasn’t…

I figure there can never be too many idiots making it on TV for insanity and stupidity…

Fish container breaks over luggage at Boston’s Logan Airport
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Fake shark spotted in California surf spot
A local northern California fisherman found a fake shark fin that’s probably the result of a bad prank.
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X-Rated Store Burglarized
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Video: Runaway dog caught in traffic
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Hallmark introduces layoff cards
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Conrad Murray Trial Opening Statements
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Ice Cream Mascot Mistaken for KKK member
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Son Says Father/Pastor Hired Him To Kill Their Mutual Girlfriend
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Teacher Gets 20 Yrs for Sex with Student
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2011

28

Sep

Botched Surgery Leaves a woman with a Uniboob of the Day

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I’ve seen all kinds of tits…

When I was in high school, one of the lunch monitors had three tits…she had the 2 standard tits and one other weird growth that I assume had it’s own nipple in the middle…because yes…I went to high school in some backwoods imbred town…

When I was older, I went through all kind of hookers at all kinds of price point, with all kinds of disorders….and in all those encounters with breasts, I’ve never seen shit like this….two implants, one merged clevage, and as someone who hates implants as much as the annoying women who get them….unless they are cancer patients and doing it to feel normal again….this story makes me laugh…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

28

Sep

Rihanna’s Tits Pushed Up on Set of the Day

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This site has become the Rihanna show.

I am pretty sure her team of expert manipulators who have been responsible for all the buzz bitch is getting from doing one fucking photoshoot, are the best in the industry and set all this up intentionally…

I mean shit, I’ve done 4 posts on the shit and it hasn’t even been fucking shot yet and I hate Rihanna…It’s just the magic formula of show skin, create a fake scandal with some drunk farmer, then get topless, then put on some push up halter top that makes your average at best tits look awesome, and throw in a skirt in the wind so the world can see your spanx shot, and you’ve got all the media attention a money making tool from the Islands who is just happy to not be a chamber maid could want for something that hasn’teven hit yet…. This is why she’s famous.

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2011

28

Sep

Zombie Janice Dickinson’s Not So See Through of the Day

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I thought these pictures were of Janice Dickinson in a see through shirt and I got excited, you know with Halloween around the corner, I was totally down for some half dead, zombie, surprised she still has nipples and that they haven’t fallen off yet cuz of all the surgery….

Unfortunately it looks like she’s got a bra on, so you’re forced to just look at her weathered plastic zombie face…and there’s really no fun in that…cuz undead faces aren’t nearly as good as undead tits or undead undead bikini or even her pussy lips that I’ve probably seen but blocked out of memory because they looked like rotting flesh, death, infection…melting away….but I can’t imagine that happening…I’m just too lazy to dig through the site for them…unless those undead faces have flesh wounds that look vaginal and that are deep enough to stick your dick in…

Either way, here’s the see through that isn’t a see through…

Posted in:Janice Dickinson

2011

28

Sep

Still Waiting on Pippa Middleton to Crack of the Day

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I know these pictures of Pippa are horrible. They are boring…and of a bitch just walking down the street…not doing anything erotic, or flashing anything accidentally. Even the biggest pervert, the kind of pervert who pulls out his dick on public transit, couldn’t get off to shit like this…but I also know that eventually Pippa is gonna crack….She’s a fucking time bomb that’s gonna one day go off….because soon enough all the pressure and feelings of being second rate to her Royal Sister…is gonna end in nudity, cries for attention. I’ve seen it with spoiled brats before and I’m sure we will see it again…..it is just a matter of time…

So think of these boring pics of her as the calm before the amazingly erotic storm….that we all know is gonna hit….

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

28

Sep

Anna Faris Ass Profile in a Black Dress of the Day

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Who gives a fuck about Anna Faris….I’m gonna assume she’s so irrelevant that even she doesn’t know who Anna Faris is…Sure that doesn’t make sense, but I’m irritated in the simple fact that she’s one of those actresses who is cast as the hot chick, the body, the token get naked chick, yet she doesn’t carrry that into her everyday life, like in these pics, why the fuck does she think it is acceptable to wear a black dress, that’s barely revealing, does she not know her role in Hollywood as a whole….she’s gotta really step her shit up, otherwise some other slut’s just gonna replace the bitch…

Posted in:Anna Faris

2011

28

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have nothing to say …. other than fuck you internet for giving me herpes and fuck you herpes for being on my penis head so that everytime I pee it’s like satan is taking a bite out of crime like he was McRuff..I mean that’s what I’d say if I had herpes on my dick prohibiting a lovely pee…hey ladies…what you doing tonights?

I don’t know what I am saying, but I bourbon makes me shit blood.

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