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2011

31

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Drinking my troubles away is alright when getting a blowjob. True story. Everything is better when getting a blowjob, unless you pass out at a party and wake up to find that blowjob is being given to you by a dude….Not that I was getting a blowjob when drinking my troubles away, but but I sure as hell tried…my biggest drawback was that I was drinking on the computer and the last time the computer gave me a blowjob I was high on a lot of pills….

Here are some morning links….

When Pole Vaulting Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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50 Hottest Sex Symbols in Sports
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Free Cam Shows. So Get Busy
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This Dude Made Some Sort of Flying Bat Suit and It’s Insane – VIDEO
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Two More Clothing Optional Babes Named IRENE
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Live Web Cams You’ll Want to Sink Your Teeth Into
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Russian Big Brother Sex Tape
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The 10 Hottest Actresses Who Are Older Than They Look
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Get a Free Flask….Motherfucker Likes Flasks…
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Posted in:MHD

2011

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck the internet…I got my real life to live out…I’ll try to document it more…golden dreams of long distance relationships with pornstars, herpes sores, dying of a burned out liver all in the next 6 , gonna try to make it happen…I just gotta get off my couch…

Now Here are my stepLINKS…

Kim Kardashian Tries to Buy Back the Rights to her Whore Sex Tape Now That’s She’s Made it….
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Some German Lawyer Slut Was Fucking Outdoors and It Was Caught on Video and Here It Is – VIDEO
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FREE FLASKS
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Lohan’s Trying to Get Chris Brown Which is Nice Cuz I Would Love to See Lohan Choked Out…
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Live Web Cams You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Carli is Sexy In Her Panties
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Some TwitPic Sluttiness
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Gallery: 10 Female Artists We Have a Crush On
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Adriana Lima Topless Tease
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Yeah, So Daryl Hannah Got Arrested. At The White House.
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Free Cam Shows, Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Web Cam Squirter
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WTF Photo of the Day
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DWTS Sexiest Sports Hotties
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Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Panty Upskirt
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Gwenyth Paltrow is Disgusting
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Kim and Kourtney Kardashian Are Leggy
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Malin Akerman is totally Hot
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The Time Bubbles Gave Whitney Houston A Toe Job
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Kate Moss Nude Shots
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Paris Dahl is Sexy
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Claudia Has One Hot Body
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Ultra-Thin Crackhead At London Reggae Fest Decides To “Get-It-In” [Video]
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Bar Refaeli Bikini Shot Gallery
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Corissa Fur Makes Pants Happy
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Hey There Samantha Saint
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Sexy Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Outtakes With Nips & Hotness
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Some More Bar Refaeli Action
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Megan Shows Us the Money Shot
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Hipster Hottie in Short Shorts
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Miranda Kerr is Sexy as Always
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Paris Hilton is Pathetic
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Aneta Keys is Naughty
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Demi Lovato and Her Short Dress Want Us To Know She Doesn’t Mind Being Fat
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Cheryl Cole is Leggy
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Striptease of the Day
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Black Cam Girl is Good Enough for Me
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Kendall Jenner Kiddie Porn for the Perverts
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Pam Anderson. Yup, Still Would…
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Rimjob Fail
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

30

Aug

Julianne Hough Non-Nude Publicity Stunt of the Day

Here are some twitter pics of Julianne Hough that they are marketing as cellphone hacks…that are an inside job cuz that’s how people get attention these days….and it’s fucking lame….

Point is I saw this coming a mile away, anyone who fronts as Ryan Seacrests girlfriend is an attention whore…you know cuz he’s gay and there’s a transaction going on that is usually involving them getting more famous…

He is the guy behind the Kardashians….he gets the machine and I wish this was a sex tape leak cuz I prefer seeing people fuck….than these shitty pics…

But I’m posting them anyway…and here she is trying to become a household name….

Where are the nudes…??? The closest thing to funny is the mustache she rocks for seacrest to take that mustache ride…

What a shitty whore..

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2011

30

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Shitty Music Video of the Day

I was just sent this video from my good friend SPEEDMONKEY …..and I had no choice but to post it because…let’s face it…it’s amazing…I’m talking hotter than her porn movie cuz there’s no black dick and lots more clever angles that their homemade camera skills couldn’t pull off….making her look better than she did…..not to mention her horrible sex skills aren’t distracting even though this is probably a stunt ass….

Sure the song fucking sucks, but we didn’t need Kim Kardashian to prove that having no substance, quality, talent or anything of value except maybe some fame from a shitty show, Ryan Seacrest, and Vivid….coupled with some good PR people, a crazy mom with some contacts and an ability to make a lot of money for the family….is all it fucking takes….computers, smoke and mirrors, and the diversion that some famous for no reason twat is on it, will make it a hit….

The world is doomed….Kim Kardashian remains a fucking hack….but a hack that’s good at making money and sucking in idiots meaning this is going to make her money cuz you all fucking suck…and don’t mind having your brains raped…

This song is seriously cheesy…low quality..and ghetto. Disgusting.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

30

Aug

Claudia Schiiffer Revisits Modeling of the Day

After posting a January Jones pregnancy picture, I have no choice but to reflect on her baby daddy who was rumored to be Claudia Schiffer’s husband, forcing me to compare her dumpy shit, with Schiffer’s latest photoshoot for Vogue because as you can imagine, Claudia Sciffer is fucking hot and has been for at least 2 decades, while January Jones fucking sucks….even though I’m drawn to broken homes….Claudia Schiffer’s dysfunctional home is highly more erotic but harder to break into…here are the pics…

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer

2011

30

Aug

January Jones Pregnant Tits of the Day

I love broken homes. Illegitimate kids. Women who have no name for the guy who knocked them up. I love the issues the kid will have growing up, the teasing and the questions. I love the adopted father the kid will never fully trust when finding out he’s not his real dad if she goes that route or the lesbian lover she marries like she’s ellen the kid will grow up confused about….the whole thing is pornographic and here are her busty mom tits…

Posted in:January Jones

2011

30

Aug

Naomi Campbell Gets Taped Up of the Day

Here are some pictures of Naomi Campbell all taped up and tied down for the fetishists and those of you in the KKK….who remember the good old days when this lead to being tied behind a truck when your racist little dick was done with her….because you’re fucking sick….

I think it is funny that they’re playing on the fact that she’s a total cunt who anyone has ever been with her has wanted to do this to her…only they couldn’t because being that total cunt she’s runs the fucking show…and only lets people around her who control her…except when getting paid….which clearly she is….

Posted in:Naomi Campbell

2011

30

Aug

Halle Berry Beach Pictures that Suck of the Day

Halle Berry has this beach thing half right….maybe she just likes doing things in halves…you know half black, half a parent, half honest about her half assed career that go way more attention pretending, or at least exploiting the fact that she had a black dad for 4 years of her life….the only thing she’s got right are her perfectly round and amazing tits….you see cuz she’s on the beach…which is a good move, and she’s wearing a bikini which is also a good move…but she’s covering it up in some ridiculously mormon looking dress which is the half wrong part….what a fucking waste.

Posted in:Halle Berry

2011

30

Aug

Hilary Duff Rockin’ Her Pregnancy of the Day

I’m making a habit of documenting Hilary Duff’s uterus fatness, because I’m as shocked as the next guy about this whole pregnancy, not cuz girls who grow up before their time thanks to pervert executives and their de-virginizing fingers always like to start families of their own to exploit as they don’t know how to actually love, but think they do, cuz actors are good at lying….see she’s already rich and established in her career, she’s used to all the media attention and most importantly she’s married…I’m just shocked cuz I’m convinced her husband is a homojock who only does her up the ass….explaining all the muscles she developed post marrying him…making me think this may be someone else’s baby but I’ve been wrong about these things before….

When all is said and done it’s nice to know that you can’t knock her up if ever you had the chance to date rape her, since she’s already pregnant, even though she’s the kind of girl you’d want to knock up cuz she comes with the good life.

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

30

Aug

Whitney Port Useless in Shorts of the Day

Here are some pictures are Whitney Port in slutty ripped shorts like some kind of teenage runaway looking for some food, or to suck some dick for her next fix….you know all skinny, unemployed, possibly dirty with what I can only imagine is a smelly twat, not that I have any evidence of that…but then I’m reminded she’s a rich kid who made money doin’ some TV shit and working the streets isn’t where she’s at yet….if anything it’s all gonna work out famously for her as her name will be enough of a hook to get a job, and in 5 years everyone will forget her….here are her shorts..

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