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2011

31

Aug

Maria Menounos Hot while Not Flashing Her Vagina of the Day

I still think Maria Menounos has got it going on….even though she must be pushing 40 now….maybe it’s the greeks love anal sex factor…or maybe it’s because she’s got a hot body…even when just walking the street….and sure I like her better when she’s posting See Through Pics on Twitter …..or drinking in her bikini….but more importantly flashing her untouched because greek’s like anal VAGINA …..but these will do for now…I blame the hangover, horniness, and lack of hot girls in my life for being so easy to please today…

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2011

31

Aug

Rose McGowan Looking Hot in Leather Shorts of the Day

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Rose McGowan has some of the best breasts in Hollywood and I’ve been a fan of hers since seeing Doom Generation in the 90s when I used to rent movies based on the nudity warnings..

Sure she’s botoxed the shit out of herself, making her almost look like a clown, but from this angle she’s just as amazing as she’s always been and the fact that these brown leather shorts are unbreatheable….makes this picture experience even better….

Here are the pics…

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2011

31

Aug

Chaz Bono was Born with a Vagina of the Day

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It’s not gay to jerk off to these pictures….you see cuz Chaz Bono was born with a vagina and even if he cut of his tits and sewed up his pussy …and lives her life as a man….fucking her up the ass is still considered straight…just ignore the prosthetic testicles…

I mean it’s the same logic of guys who beat up post op trannies when they find out their shallow dry vaginas used to be a dick….

All this to say that trannies freak me out….they are weird, I have no compassion for them, evne if their erious issues stem from being molested as a child…it’s not entirely human to change your genitals and gender by choice, cuz you want to, even if you’re a bull dyke to being with….but at the same time, I don’t give a fuck about what people do or how they live their lives….or what they operate and alter…it is almost a joke…and pretty entertianing….knowing the inner torment that went into turning yourself from Chastity to Chaz…..so this post is about Chaz Bono not being gay to jerk off to…and I’m sticking to that theory….even though she’s got a beard…I blame Cher.

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2011

31

Aug

Christina Milian’s a Slutty Mom of the Day

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In 2003, Christina Milian changed our masturbation to music video habit for the better with this Dip it Low shit that was next level sleazy at the time…

In 2011, she’s still an exhibitionist slut, cuz I guess it’s all she knows, only now she’s a mom, with a meaty mom vagina, and not the virgin she was in the video….and sure she’s not as hot…but anytime I see a mom walking the streets like this…I know how they got pregnant in the first place…by spitting the cum from her mouth into a cup and inseminating herself to get the guy to think of her as more than just a slut, booty call, or fuck…but as the mother of her kid…to make an honest woman of her until that gets boring….at least that’s the story I heard…

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2011

31

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Human Tank of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a tank that proves that black isn’t always slimming….She’s answered the age old fashion myth all on her own….She’s a real life myth buster…I knew she served a purpose….unless of course this is her looking slim…in which case I’m gonna go watch this clip a few times….and remember what was….

Here are the fat pics…

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2011

31

Aug

January Jones Pregnant Milk Filled Tits of the Day

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I keep following the milk filled tits on January Jones and her illegitimate bastard child, not because she’s famous, or hot, or really even of interest or interesting….I just can’t help the magnetic draw I have to bitches who make the decision to not abort when they get knocked up by a dude who was just fucking them recreationally, because they either figure that they will never get knocked up again and now is the time before it is too late, or maybe they’ve had too many abortions and one more will kill her chances of having a baby, or that they are independent and not so into doing these things on their own….you know self involved and irresponsible and not concerned with the social impact this is gonna have on the kid…the whole thing is erotic…but then again, I do call myself the drunkenstepfather, maybe broken homes and extended families are deeply connected to my soul…

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2011

31

Aug

Malin Akerman Nerd Erotica of the Day

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Here are some boring pics of Malin Akerman with what could be hard nipple, while opening her mouth like she’s ready to take a load on her whore face, and I’m only posting it because I like seeing clothed women caught in pictures making erotic faces, with hard nipples, because leaving the house is better than any porn, I’m just too lazy to leave the house….but I can live vicariously through low level celebrities who were an action star once that aren’t all that interesting to look at…but are better than nothing…thanks Malin and your stupid name…

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2011

31

Aug

Sofia Vergara Goes to the Doctor of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Sofia Vergara headed to the doctor…I get exceited when I see girls going to the doctor…not because I like health problems…but because I’m a curious soul and can’t help but wonder whether she’s there for an abortion, some gynecolocial exams, maybe even for a terminal disease, could it be hormone therapy for her menopause cuz she’s old, or is it a breast exam cuz she’s busty….I assume it is likely just herpes because she’s an immigrant who has made it famous, who has won awards, and that doesn’t come without lots and lots of unprotected sex…

Either way, these pics are hot.

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2011

31

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

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The world’s so classy…especially in Minnesota…

Here’s today’s news….

Man Sucked into Storm Drain, Dies
Despite the best efforts of rescuers, a New Jersey man has died after getting sucked into a storm drain pipe.