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2011

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been drinking most of the day….I always like when days play out like this…you know so much celebrity bikini that forced me to run the streets looking for a public pool to stare and three dimensional bitches in bikinis….even if they’re elderly and doing laps…cuz it’s better than looking at pictures on FACEBOOK or blogs….and I probably should have brought a camera crew cuz I think amazing things happened…but right now…I can’t figure them out, I just know I wasn’t arrested.. so I’ll just post today’s stepLINKS instead…..

Tara Reid Married a Guy in Greece Who Wasn’t Her Boyfriend
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Kate Plus 8 – Minus a Show Equals a Haggard Lesbian Vagina…
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Some Slut Answers an Ad in the Paper to be a Model – Ends Up In a Porn….
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Charlie Sheen Gets Booed….
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Ginger Spice Hot Mom Tits in a Bikini
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25 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Film
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WWE Top 10 Divas….
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Live Web Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Some Star War Geek Shit Because You Are a Fucking Nerd That Eats That Shit Up
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Get a Load of Toni Lee
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Girl on Girl: Tiffany Toth and Jessica Vaugn
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The 25 Hottest “America’s Next Top Model” Contestants
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Candice Swanepoel’s Awesome Bikini Booty
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This Chick is Stalking Kanye West
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Free Cam Shows to Make Your Monday Better
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Emo Girl Rubs One Out
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X Factor’s Alexandra Burke Panty Peek!
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Yeah, I’d Bang Emily Blunt
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Lindsay Lohan Poses with Bloody Knife for Tyler Shields Shoot (PHOTOS)
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Some Fucking Dude Got Everyone in Guadalajara All Riled Up About Some Fairy Hoax and Here Is The Hilarious Story – VIDEO
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How About Some Nicole Scherzinger
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Tree Trunk Legs Hewitt Bangs Dudes She Meets in Parking Lots
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Yamila Diaz Gallery
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Russian Weddings Look Like Fun – VIDEO
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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I Don’t Know Who This Chick Is But She is Stalk Worthy
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And Here’s Taylor Swifts Ass – VIDEO
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Lesbian Oil Orgy – VIDEO
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Outlaw Lee Grace Dougherty’s Nudie Pictures
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GUESS WHICH STUPID FUCKING CUNTS SHOW GOT CANCELLED
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Tiny Blonde Gets Herself Off
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Kimbo Slice Will Beat Your Ass Down – VIDEO
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Hipster Hottie on a Bike
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How About Some Victoria Justice
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Woman Goal Keeper FAIL
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Hot Amateur in the Shower
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And 74 Hours Later, This Dude Counted to 100 000 – VIDEO
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Molotov Cocktail Fail
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Parkour Guy Shits Himself LOL – VIDEO
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How About Some Carmen Electra
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The Greatest Thing You’ll See Today
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Doutzen Kroes Is Officially Back Modeling Victoria’s Secret Bikinis, Woohoo!
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Halle Berry Sweet Ass And Titties In A Bikini – Doggy Style Baby!
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Does Something
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Nicole Scherzinger Open Wide Crotch Shot
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Candice Swanepoel Grabs A Handful Of Her Tits
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Angelina Jolie’s Hot Mom Tits
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Hilary Duff is Pregnant – I blame Myself
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2011

15

Aug

Reese Witherspoon’s Naughty Uterus Tattoo of the Day

A couple of weeks ago I was talking about Reese Witherspoon getting married a second time like a good little Christian who goes to church and has sex out of wedlock cuz she’s actually bullshit as all actors are.. enough to get knocked up, leaving her no choice but to get married to make the whole thing as authentic as her slutty uterus tattoo all lesbian dolphin hugging….

So it’s only natural that I’ve been craving to see pics of her in a bikini to really embrace her sloppy body and take it all in in one massive question mark when compared to how many pics I’ve posted of her compulsively jogging for the press so that we don’t call her out for being a chubby piggy girl…

So my dreams have been answered, cuz middle aged moms who may be pregnant in bikinis are my dream….but I’ve never been one for having big dreams…if anything my dreams have been pretty low level bottom feeder….so it all makes sense…

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2011

15

Aug

Tara Reid’s Wedding Picture of the Day

So you may or may not know that Tara Reid got engaged and married yesterday while in Greece to a guy name Zack Keyahov….She’s already sold the pics to Life & Style in a pretty easy cash grab….

Now I’m not sure if he knew Tara Reid before yesterday, but if I was in his position I would have done the exact same thing….why the fuck not…some damaged ex celeb pussy is better than undamaged no name pussy…I mean except maybe in Tara Reid’s case because I’m convinced her twat looks like a ball-less scrotum….making this Zack Keyahov a likely homo sexual addicted to the attention he’s bound to be getting….and sex with her is a small price to pay for all the glory….especially since she lets him stick it up her ass cuz she understands his situation and prefers it to vaginal sex cuz it’s the only way she feels it…it is a small tradeoff to have people talking about her again…

Either way, married or not…attention whore in a perpetual party or not….I still think she’s luxurious and hot….and here is her lovely wedding pic I always thought I’d be in with her cuz I’m into drunk party sluts from the movies…

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2011

15

Aug

Heidi Klum’s Covered Up The Mom Tits of the Day

I figure we’ve seen enough of Heidi Klum’s tit…It’s like “Put some fucking clothes on mom” in a “you’re embarrassing the kids cuz you’re not 20 anymore” and “maybe you should keep your toplessness for yourself and your Seal”….reminding us that when girls are at their best…they are too insecure to get naked in public….pretty much the reason all nude beaches are like a Senior’s social club filled with saggy tits and genitals…my favorite…

That said, I’ve never seen enough of Heidi Klum tits…I just figured she’s important enough to keep track of her bikini top…you know announce when it is on and when it is off…so now it is on. Stay tuned….cuz it may COME OFF AGAIN

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2011

15

Aug

Demi Lovato’s Got Tits of the Day

Demi Lovato……was the highlight of some useless award show or premiere called “Something Do”….I mean…at least her cleavage was….I mean I had no idea this bi-polar post rehab Jonas Brother’s back up dancing punching…19 year old barely legal with tons of issues thanks to not having a normal childhood starlet….was stacked like this…I mean it is possible that this is a product of “rehab” you know jacking up her tits and pretending she was at a long term care facility as she recovered….because everyone knows tits get hits….or maybe it is just a push-up bra…cuz with bra engineers these days…there’s almost know way of knowing until it’s too late and bitch is naked in your bed and you’re too drunk and involved to not go through with her surprise a-cups….cuz tits you thought you were getting or not…a normal man can never say no to sex….

Here are some pics of her cleavage made to look better thanks to pig Kardashian…..

Jailbait Barely Legal Fetish for the perverts Victoria Justice was there:

Jojo Levesque….Jailbait Barely Legal fetish for the perverts of yesteryear was also there and her body is pretty rockin’….I’m thinking implants…but you never know with padded bras these days…

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2011

15

Aug

Brooke Hogan Scary Bikini Pictures of the Day

Brooke Hogan was on the beach because she’s Florida trash with a trust fund thanks to her dad’s trailer park rise to fame and I guess hanging on the beach is what Florida trash does…I mean when they aren’t wrestling lawn furniture…doing crystal meth…and hanging out in parking lots…when not at Disney World…

Her body looks like shit, even with her cheesy girl fake tits, and her face even worse thanks to aging sun damage and I’d say she’s some novelty act that only her parents would love….and in her case…it’s the truth….thanks to incest and inbreeding…the trailer park way…her dad get get enough of her…even when she’s dripping off her chin…if you know what I mean….

I mean – not according her twitter or CNN who went to write a fucking article on how the blogs call them out for incest….cuz blogs run entertianment news…just not this blog…sucks to be me.


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2011

15

Aug

Rose McGowan’s New Look is Interesting of the Day

I am a fan of Rose McGowan and she could get into the entire supply of botox at the medical spa, turning her face into a paralyzed, swollen, mess that looks almost like a cartoon character, or even Jon Benet Ramesy toddlers in tiara shit and I’ll still get behind her and say how fucking hot she is…because she is fucking hot and I’m not gonna let a little botched plastic surgery or overdone cosmetic procedure take away from that….even though she looks a little weirder than she used to, cuz a little swelling, allergic reaction, even accident victim shit never turned me off and I’m not gonna let it start now…

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2011

15

Aug

Halle Berry Does the Beach of the DAy

I don’t know what this lesbian wrestling shit is all about…I just know a black girl who gets off to two chicks wrestling and watches youtube videos of the shit for masturbation….in what may be one of the weirder things for a girl to get off to…but I’m kinda starting to get it….cuz seeing Halle Berry getting thrown down is hot…..but that could just be because Halle Berry’s got an amazing fucking body and as much as I point and laugh at her attempt to exploit being half black even though she was raised whiter than white in order to win awards, I will always love staring at her tits…I mean seriously…this body is fucking incredible…especially when it is getting mounted and thrown the fuck down half naked..

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2011

15

Aug

Jenna Jameson’s Still in a Bikini of the Day

I feel kinda weird posting these pictures of Jenna Jameson in the pool in a bikini…not because I think I am invading her privacy and not because she’s a classy, elegant, regal woman who is lives on the principles of Emily Post’s book on etiquette….She’s not high society, but she’s probably graced the cover of high society…a porn slut…older, retired and a mom, just enjoying a lifestyle the money her vagina’s dignity was sacrificed to afford….so if anything…I should only be really giving her any press if she was seen getting fucked on the street corner by a homeless man, or something outrageous…cuz even a “leaked sex tape” doesn’t fly with her….you know cuz we’ve all seen her fuck and fuck some more…but then the whole fact she’s in a bikini kinda makes me have no choice but to post it…but I want to make it clear…I am hardly excited by this white trash couple living a better life than me…except maybe when she gets beat up…but that’s only cuz porn chicks love being abused…it reminds them of their childhood…

Here they are practicing their synchronized swimming for the next trailer park olympics they are participating in…

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2011

15

Aug

Brooke Burke Freshly Married But Still in a Bikini of the Day

Brooke Burke is living a life of sin no more….Sex before marriage. Children out of wedlock. Awkward moments at PTA, Hyphenated names, unmarried with two sets of kids with two different dads like a bitch on welfare who lives next door to me no more.

She’s decided to make an honest woman out of herself and marry the man who has cum in her at least enough to make a couple of kids after her last marriage and before her current marriage…making this mom of 4 with what is one of the hottest bodies….officially spoken for….and luckily she’s celebrating the only way she knows how….in a bikini. Amazing.

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