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2011

29

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Hard Nipples on Set of the Day

I’ve decided these hard nippled Liz Hurley pics in a luxurious looking robe on the set of Gossip Girl….is all I really need to post to call it a day…seriously…I’m exhausted from looking at this amazingness..I think all my blood went to my testicles…or some shit and I’m feeling kinda faint…or maybe it’s just the dehydration, diabetes, liver failure, obesity, kidney stones, skin rash, impotency getting the bes t of me…

That’s not to say I won’t post more today…but it is to say..why the fuck bother…mom or not….late 40s or not….she’s fantastic.

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2011

29

Jul

Ashley Greene Shitty Tits in a One Piece of the Day

Here’s Ashley Greene in some kind of onesie for the perverts who think girls dressed in outfits originally designed for infants is hot….While it just reminds me that she’s overrated and that she doesn’t try to seduce us throught he media as she should, cuz if she cared about the pervert fans for a minute, instead of the 14 year olds…she’d have hard nipples and a fucking cameltoe….but then again…maybe she can’t get cameltoes…you know since she’s a virgin thanks to a relationship with a Jonas Brother….

Either way, she’s so fucking boring…it is almost ridiculous….

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2011

29

Jul

Kristin Cavallari’s Got Tit of the Day


I am pretty sure Kristin Cavallari got implants. I can only assume it was in efforts to make herself a little more relevant…you know since she hardly matters…but I could be wrong…you know maybe she just changed her birth control pill…or maybe she gains her weight in her titties…or maybe…just maybe…this is what they always looked like..I just didn’t bother noticing…cuz she doesn’t fucking matter…but they do look rounder, bigger, fuller and like they hang better…and implants are the low level girl’s answer to getting noticed…and I guess it worked…cuz here I am pondering her tits…which is coincidentally also one of my lowest points in my life…

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2011

29

Jul

Lady Gaga’s Disgusting On Stage See Thru of the Day

I think Lady Gaga is the worst Madonna impersonator of all time. I’ve seen actually trannies, not cunts who stuff their panties to be controversial and get noticed, who do a better job of it than her….

I know for a fact, due to insider info that the label was looking for a new Madonna to connect and inspire the growing demographic of homos and fat chicks who need someone to make them feel good about being who they are, gay or ugly freaks….

And I find it boring…It’s like everything she does is a cry for attention, and it works for her, but it doesn’t mean it doesn’t annoy a whole other group of people, and my fingers are crossed that one of those people she annoys, pulls a John Lennon schizo shoot her outside her house, hustle…because let’s face it…she’d deserve it….

Here she is on Kimmel, in a thong, I won’t post the video…but I will say that 2 years ago, Gaga was in Toronto at some after party with Perez that I snuck into, she was at a booth surrounded by security, so I drunkenly decided to reach around her security to grab her ass….repeatedly, passionately, and even violently….she didn’t notice, and I was doing this for at least 5 minutes….and unfortunately….it really wasn’t even all that bad….it was juicy and lovely…but that doesn’t mean I don’t still want her to disappear…it just means….she has one redeeming quality….until I find out she is in fact a man and that I was fondeling a man’s ass…which is always possible…who cares…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

29

Jul

Selena Gomez Sex Offender Concert of the Day

This Selena Gomez sex offender is much more fun to watch than the sex offender down the street who juggles in the park for some little kid attention….possibly cuz you may almost be a sex offender if you jerk off to her cuz she looks twelve, but you aren’t one cuz she’s 18, but she’s one cuz her boyfriend is 16, who if you jerk off thinking about her fucking, makes you a sex offender, even though I think it’s all a staged relationship, making her a big ball of confusing sex offense….here she is in concert.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

29

Jul

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day



The site is dying faster than Amy Winehouse. Either I need to do a publicity stunt. Post actually funny shit. Kill myself. Or give the fuck up on this bitch….cuz the 3 people who read this aren’t helping get the word out and after 7 years of this. I’m pretty burnt out…

It’s summer, I should be summering. Instead I’m dying of a hangover

Epic Ski Fail
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You’ll Wanna Be All Over Joselyn
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2011 Lingerie Football League: Power Ranking the Top 10 Players
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Free Cam Shows, Because You Made It Through the Week
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Minka Kelly’s Hottest Pics
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I Guess That’s One Way to Escape From Prison…
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Will Only Respond To ‘White Kim Kardashian’ Now
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A Guide to Leveraging Your Nerd Cred into Dates
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Watch Out She’s a Squirter – VIDEO
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Cam Show Slut Professionals, All Right Here, All For You
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Louis CK is the Fucking Man – VIDEO
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Posted in:MHD

2011

29

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS…the only thing that gives me hope in this cold dark world except maybe for strippers, sluts, bikinis, tits, and vagina, booze…I think we’re hopeless as a people and that inspires me or reminds me that there are people way stupider than me out there…….oh and speaking of stupid…check the last video burners…Pot makes you smart, but unfortunately, it always makes you too lazy to bother with that smartness…good times

Porn Problem at Work
Despite efforts to crack down, the problem of porn in the workplace doesn’t seem to be going away. It may be getting bigger.

Family Outraged as Suspect is Released
The family of a teenage murder victim lost their cool as the accused killer was allowed out of jail Thursday.

‘TSA Groper’ Cites Childhood Abduction
The Colorado woman accused of groping a female Transportation Security Administration agent at Phoenix’s airport says she was abducted as a child and remains afraid of being touched by strangers.

New Research Suggest Pot Makes You Smart
The FOX Medical Team talks about pot and Google. One makes you smart and the other makes you dumb.

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2011

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say…I spent all my energy talking to my spam bot GF on AIM…..she comes to me daily saying the same thing 20/f/california…and I get sucked it…

You can add me to FACEBOOK to see day 3’s transcripts…

In the meantime, I’ll be drinking and brainstorming ways of being the next Mark Zuckerberg….while really just being the next low life drunk to die masturbating with a belt around my neck, which would be a good thing, cuz it’s better to die before your site dies…that’s what makes you a legend…and the site is dying pretty fast….so I better get strapped up and start stroking…

Here are my stepLINKS…

This Chinese Wonderbra Ad is Insane Jerked Off to it Twice
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I want to fuck Paz de la Huerta’s Tight High Waisted Pants and See Through Shirt Off Her – She’s Amazing
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Playboy Club is Getting Heat
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Selena Gomez on the Beach Cuz I Like Tracking Sex Offenders…
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Selena Gomez, Nice Upshort Pics
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Shay Maria is Good For Wanting to Fuck
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Leighton Meester is Fucking Justin Long – Weird…
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Hugh Hefner is Great At Sex, According To People Paid To Say He’s Great At Sex
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Web Cam Shows that Will Make a hot Summer’s Night Hotter
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Mouse in the Cheese Prank – VIDEO
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Mindi Smith is One Wild Girl
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I Don’t Know Who Shay Maris is But I Am Officially Stalking Her as of Now
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25 Slutty Burlesque Shows Even Your Girlfriend Will Love
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Gwen Stefani vs. Ashley Tisdale in Bikini- Who Would You Rather?
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This Guy Standing Next to Miley Cyrus Looks Like he Busted a Nut in His Pants
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Miranda Kerr See Through Red and Amazing…
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Free Cam Shows You Can’t Help But Love
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Ken Jeong is Fucking Hilarious and I Love Him
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Caption This Featuring Tila Tequila
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Jesus Christ This Bitches Abs are Ripped
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Well Hello Franchezca Valentina
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Alex Trekbek Got Robbed at a Hotel and Here is the Story
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Women Who Get Naked For Money Turn Me On
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Miranda Kerr is Hot and Promoting Some Thing or Another
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Samantha Saint is Making Naughty Videos
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Kate Upton is Sexy in Her New Guess Ads
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Hipster Hippy Hottie
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Mila Kunis Looks Better Without Justin Timberlake Next to Her
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Shes Playing With Toys on the Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And Here’s Some Denise Richards
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Russian Sluts Caught on Camera
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Striptease of the Day Two For One
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be all Over Lynette
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10 Disgusting Food Facts You Probably Didn’t Know
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Angela Simmons Sizzles On The Beach [Photos]
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Some Photos of Amy Winehouse Where She Looks Happy and Healthy. What a Fucking Shame
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Tila Tequila Still Whoring It Up Like A Good Girl
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EXCLUSIVE: Ken Jeong Bitches. Holla City Of Squala
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Kelly Osbourne Steals Amy Winehouse Funeral Spotlight
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

28

Jul

Paz de la Heurta Crawling Around for Jeans of the Day

I have a crush on Paz de la Heurta….I’ve seen her naked a lot and it is safe to say she is one of the hottest crackhead looking bitches on TV…so you can imagine my happiness when I was sent this ad campaign for some jean company that should be paying me cuz all of 20 people have seen it before my powerhouse internet hand got a hold of it, despite how amazing she is crawling around…even though I’d rather just look at her naked ….and that’s the end of my story…

Posted in:Paz De La Heurta

2011

28

Jul

Brandi Glanville is a Real Housewife in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Real Housewife of god knows where cuz there are too many of these cunts and too many of these shitty shows that should never be a fucking show in the first place cuz they show everything that is wrong in America, but it is all thanks to one cunt having proper connections and landing this gig, ruining it for the rest of us, or some shit….who cares she’s in a bikini….and has a hot ass…and a whore body…like a stripper she probably was meant to be…Yay

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