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2011

28

Jul

Emily Blunt in Some Gym Clothes of the Day

Not sure who Emily Blunt is, but I appreciate that she’s going to the gym, cuz fat chicks fucking suck….both literally and figuratively, cuz if they didn’t suck they’d hardly never get laid, cuz they’d just suck to look at or be inside, unless of course you’re the kinda guy who likes fat chicks, in which case you’re fucking weird…as we all know the only time a fat chick is worth getting with when no one else is around or knows about it other than you…unless you’re like me and you marry one who doesn’t suck the way she should…but totally sucks on all other levels….but it was a marriage of convenience…she pays my rent and I get to do this shit all day…good deal….

Either way, here’s Emily Blunt showing off her pussy in tight pants…not so exciting but better than nothing…

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2011

28

Jul

Whitney Port’s Stupid Shorts of the Day

Call me weird, but I like my bitches in ill-fitting shorts that make me imagine they are wearing shit filled diapers underneath them…

I just don’t like Whitney Port….even if she’s wearing ill-fitting shorts that make you think of bloomers hiding shit filled diapers underneath them….

But the good news is that the only work Whitney Port will likely get is fetish videos like she was Leighton Meester, and who’s to say, maybe one of those fetish films will be infantilism….and when that day happens…I’ll re-evaluate my opinion of this bitch, cuz if you saw the chicks currently into infantilism, she’d be some much improved quality….I should be her manager, I’ve just figured out where this bitch will shine.

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2011

28

Jul

Jennifer Love Hewitt Thick Legs of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt makes me hungry and not in a sexual way…but in a get food in my belly to give me that moment of joy to distract me from the fact I’m not that tiny frame with big tits who everyone wanted to fuck anymore, but I am a hefty woman struggling with her weight and to find heels high enough to make my legs look like, cuz I can’t land a man, or really hold his interest enough for him to marry me, not even with my well trained mouth and throat muscles thanks to endless nights filled with ice cream, donuts, pizza and cake….I mean unless you count the loser fans who’d get with me like I was Britney and they were K-Fed, you know for the novelty of the whole thing, and for the better life I can provide, cuz reemember I’m rich! kind of way….

Here are some pics of her thick legs…

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2011

28

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Tight Body Watch Continues of the Day

If you’ve been following this site, which you haven’t cuz I see my stats and I am well aware I barely exist on the internet….but I’m gonna pretend you have been for the sake of this post…

Basically, I used to do an Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch, because I thought she was getting too much hype about her being hot, when clearly she wasn’t…but that has slowly turned into an Ashley Tisdale Tight Body Watch, where her working out has made me ignore the fact that she looks like she was in a horrible accident as a child and grew into herself all asymetric and contorted….

Well there’s a new layer of good news to her story…and that is that her mom, the person she is in the pics with, isn’t fat…meaning her tight body is gonna carry her though her 50s if she keeps up the gym addiction…and when you’re 50 with a tight body…your fucked up face really doesn’t matter anymore at all….so she’s on the right track…to find that beauty she was falsely accused of all these years…It’s coming…..I see it…here are her legs with her momma….

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2011

28

Jul

January Jones Pregnant Chick in a Tight Sweater Porn of the Day

It amazes me that people are into Ready to fucking drop porn…maybe it’s because they can’t the bitch pregnant, you know since she already is pregnant, something I’m sure the dude who knocked her up wishes happened to him, to avoid this whole fucking mess in the first place, cuz you’d think when a bitch is on the rise in her career, the last thing she’d do is bring her baby to the world, especially with no dad, in a “We’re just having fun on set, she’s gotta be on the pill and if we do slip up she’ll definitely get an abortion, since I’m married” justification a motherfucker thinks to himself as he’s cumming in a bitch….

Either way, here’s a big January Jones, bringing a baby into the world without a father, cuz she can afford do, without being considerate of the kids needs to have a dad, making him the outcast in his social life, leading to drug addiction and premature death, thanks to her fucking negligence on the abortion….She’s wearing a tight sweater and that may excite you cuz you’re weird….even though we all know how tight her asshole is gonna be as the baby crowns…something that is handsdown the only thing hot about pregnancy.

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2011

28

Jul

Rihanna Dresses Like a Clown of the Day

Here are some pics of Rihanna looking like shit, and I’m not saying that cuz she’s brown…I’m saying that cuz these pics aren’t hot.

This isn’t an issue of race, color, religion or cree….it’s an issue of Rihanna being dressed in an outfit you’d think was a product of sex between a tacky crazy old lady in FLorida, a homeless person who takes whateverclothes he can find in the bin of clothes people don’t want in his size and a fucking clown……

I’m not fashion expert, but I can say that next time around, the only skin she’s showing shouldn’t be the tree trunk legs, but instead her vagina or even nipple, cuz at least I can distract myself from the cold hard truth that Rihanna, as sexed up as she acts, is hardly sex.

Good times….crazy person clothes…not pussy or tits…not flattering or even fun to look at….so why the fuck did I post this…no fucking clue….but I did…let’s just say I did it for her friend in the white pants…cuz white pants coupled with periods are dangereous and I just love thick bitches who live on the ede…

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

28

Jul

Nicolette Sheridan is Pretty Fantastic of the Day

If you have the ability to ignore her pretty old looking face, like I do, then you’ll appreciate a bitch in her 40s who didn’t fuck around making Michael Bolton gay babies with the most luxury 80s hair, and instead kept her shit tight, put together and something I’d want to fuck…which isn’t saying much, considering I stuck my dick in rotton curdled milk this morning just cuz I was curious how it felt, and now I’m stuck smelling this sour smell all day…nothing I’m not used to…

All this to say, Nicolette Sheridan looks fucking old and hot and I want to crawl up her leg and die inside her menopausal pussy, playing a sex game I call “The Baby You Never Had”…whatever that means…

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Nicolette Sheridan

2011

28

Jul

Lady Gaga’s Horrible See Through Dress of the Day

I’m pretty much ready for Gaga to go on tour with Winehouse, you know have her Lupus get the best of her…cuz I know a guy who died of Lupus, and after much reflection, have come to the conclusion, that the disease would have been better off taking this clown of a person….She’s totally full of shit. Her act is a fucking lie. People bye into it and that’s why I think she should die….

See Winehouse was innovative, legitimate and had fucking soul…She could have taken the whole fame thing to the next level, but instead was cool about shit, and not some dying for attention, holding on as hard as she can, trying to get noticed, popstar joke who is ugly as fucking shit, and should get arrested for indecent exposure for her wardrobe for attention choices she makes, but I’d be much more satisfied if it was her who died.

She’s fucking garbage….and if she was actually fucking garbage…maybe I’d be more into this bullshit…cuz you can’t expect a girl who fucks garbage to be hot…you kinda take them how they come…but instead Gaga is just the garbage….you know stuffing your panties with a cock, so controversial. Fuck you.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

28

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

I really have a deep love for the stepNEWS. It is one of the only posts that I do that has actual good content. I mean shit, that vapid celeb leaving the gym shit is riveting and so important on our society, but seeing real life idiots brings me great fucking joy….

That said, here’s today’s stepNEWS….

Man Stuck in Drain
A man ended up stuck head first in a storm drain after he tried to retrieve his cell phone.

Teachers-Student Relations on Rise
It’s a startling trend, teachers charged with having improper relationships with their students.

Woman Accused of Calling 911 100+ Times
A 60-year-old woman is in custody for allegedly calling 911 and reporting emergencies that didn’t exist.

Kat Von D Walks Out on Fox LA Interview
Kat Von D walked off our Good Day LA set this morning seconds before she was to be interviewed by the hosts.

Security Video: Kat Von D Bails on GDLA
Kat Von D walked off the Good Day LA set seconds before her interview on Wednesday morning. Check out the FOX Television Center security camera video of what happened.

Baby has 34 fingers and toes
Counting to 34 is not a big deal for most people, but it is when you can do it using your fingers and toes.

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2011

28

Jul

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I got drunk. Got in a fight with a bus boy at a late night Chinese restaurant who may or may not have been a handicapped person, but who definitely hated me as I broke all the Chinese restaurant rules, and Chinese restaurant rules aren’t meant to be broken, but dreams are…and I guess this is a product of that….

Here’s some shit going on on the internet, while I manscape.

Baby Breakdancer Melted My Cold Dead Heart – VIDEO
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Shocked and Awed: Bootleg Fireworks Go Crazy – VIDEO
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The Crasiest X Games Wipe Outs!
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Drunk Slut Washes Up on the Beach – VIDEO
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Free Cams You Just Gotta Check Out
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The 10 Hottest Women Over 50
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These Chisk Get Dirty In Front of a Farmer
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Web Sluts You Can’t Help But Love
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4 Reasons Not to Fuck With Joe Pesci
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