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2011

11

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Shitty See Thru of the Day

Here is what you call diversion….a diversion of the most basic bottom feeding kind….you know cuz yesterday there was a video of her and a gay black, or as I like to call them a G’lack, buying a ziploc bag full of something her people are saying is quartz and meteor dust…cuz I figure coming up with the single most insane excuse makes it easier to believe….cuz I know pathological liars and for some reason the bigger the lie…the more outrageous the lie…the more people believe them cuz no one would lie about something so stupid unless it was true kind of thing…but her people still told her to go out without a bra….you know to really put those rumors to rest and I wish her people were a little more hardcore cuz I’m in the mood to see lohan pussy during a herpes outbreak…but maybe that’s just me….

What it comes down to is that Lohan, once a passion of mine, is old, tired, boring and I’m done with her…as I hope the rest of the world is…cuz I’m ready to write her RIP MOTHERFUCKER post…since she’s already dead to me.

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2011

11

Aug

Victoria’s Secret Showstopper of the Day

I was just sent these promo pictures of the new Showstopper Bra from Victoria’s Secret, and although I hate giving these corporate snakes free publicity, and I hate their corporation and have a lot of conspiracy theories about them, I love looking at their models half naked. Sure it’s repetitive and uninspiring, we’ve seen it all before, but it really never gets boring….especially since they invest all this money into tits looking hot…

So here are a couple of their models promoting the company by showing off their bodies…and again…as much as I wish Victoria’s Secret was paying me to post this..cuz I’m broke and like to drink on blood and titty money….I’m pretty happy looking at it….

Here’s the Ad you’ve probably already tried to masturbate to…

Here’s a closer look at Swanepoel….cuz she’s pretty fucking good.

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2011

11

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

I love this story….it reminds me of why I don’t like flying…partially cuz I have no self control and do stupid shit that will get me shot by air marshals when drunk but also because people are so fucking uptight…and don’t like it when you do stupid shit like get drunk and piss on their kids instead of using the bathroom…cuz sometimes that’s what happens when you’re drunk…

The 83 year old with implants is good too….so here’s the stepNEWS….

Drunk Man Pees on a Sleeping Girl During a Jet Blue Flight of the Day

Chaos erupted on JetBlue’s red-eye flight from Portland, Ore., to JFK yesterday when a drunk allegedly urinated on a sleeping 11-year-old girl.

The youngster was traveling with her sister and dad, and had been left alone for a few minutes while the others used the lavatories.

Robert Vietze, 18, of South Warren Vt., stumbled from his seat five rows behind her and emptied his bladder, a witness said.

“I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg,” the 6-foot-4, 195-pound Vietze said, according to law-enforcement sources. He later claimed to have consumed eight alcoholic beverages.

The girl’s father caught Vietze midstream.
“I woke up to this man yelling and literally looking like he was about to punch this kid in the face,” said the witness, who asked not to be identified.

“The father was screaming, ‘F – – k that kid! I don’t want him near my family!’ ” the passenger said.

Flight attendants separated the pair and removed Vietze to the back of the plane. They attempted to clean up the mess with liquid soap from the bathrooms, and helped to comfort the traumatized girl.

But the 5½-hour flight from hell was not over yet.
Roughly an hour before the plane landed, another passenger began to complain of chest pains, then vomited.

“Is anybody on this flight a nurse or a doctor?” the pilot said over the public-address system. “We have a medical emergency.”

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Here’s some other stepNEWS

Cops Investigate Patrol Car Sex Assault
Philadelphia police are investigating an alleged overnight sexual assault in the back of an on-duty officer’s patrol car.
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Caught on Tape: NYPD saves man threatening to jump from 30 Rockerfeller Plaza
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83-Year-Old Woman Gets Breast Implants
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2011

11

Aug

Kids Protected Their Mom from their Sex Offender Stepfather of the Day

In the latest creepy stepfather news….Here’s some insane behind the scenes interview with some young skater kids who saved their mom’s life cuz by taking a skateboard truck to a mother fucker who was attacking their mom….the motherfucker being their stepfather…who their mother was stupid enough to marry without knowing he was a sex offender who was charged with raping his daughters…that was the warning sign that motherfucker may try to choke you out and kill you cuz he’s not quite sane….you know red flags that you should get a divorce after making the mistake of marrying the motherfucker cuz you’re tired of being along…and it’s on some white trash kick that I found pretty entertaining…and you will too.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

11

Aug

Hilary Duff Promoting Workout Gear in Workout Gear of the Day

Hilary Duff is a thick bitch….I guess it’s not fatness cuz if it was, she wouldn’t get hired to be the face of some workout clothing company…instead I think it’s called marrying a billionaire jock who doesn’t need the money in being ls…making her thicken her Hilary Duff stuff so that when he fucks her up the ass from behind he can watch her muscles ripple…but that’s just my theory about the whole muscular thing…

Here’s the behind the scene…

Here’s the final version featuring Padma Lakshmi, Jenny McCarthy and Christie Brinkley and it looks as cheap as it fucking sounds…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

11

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s gift from God was when I saw an old fat lady, who might have been drunk but was probably just crazy, scratching the shit out of her twat. I’m talking wrist deep, under her pants and so aggressive I could hear the nail on skin action, and it brought back memories of when I worked in construction and had to hand sand a floor….that sound…that image…shit rocked my brain….in a good way….

Backflip Off a Bridge, Why Not? – VIDEO
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Aura Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts Early in the Morning
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10 New Looks to Help Tiger Woods Get His Game Back
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Start Your Day Off Right
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Mila Kunis Thinks You And All Your Friends Are Lazy Fatasses
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And Here is the World Record BLOB Jump
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Lindsay Lohan is Braless, Probably On Drugs
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Jenna Jameson is Tweeting Slutty Photos
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Hot Teen Loves to Play With Herself
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Web Cam Sluts That Are Unforgettable
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And Here’s the Trailer for the Star Wars Porn Movie
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Posted in:MHD

2011

11

Aug

Sophia Loren Better Late than Never Legendary Nipples on Vacation of the Day

I don’t really know what is going on here…but that’s just because she’s an old sloppy woman who is slowly melting…leaving her tits a seriously confused mess…one that might be as confused as her old fucking brain…but that’s not to say that there’s anything wrong with that…it’s part of old pussy charm…you know part of the reason you apply for the job working as an orderly at an old folks home…cuz the women are easy, don’t remember you molesting them, and when they tell their family you molest them, no one believes them and while you’re molesting them, they love every fucking second…even though their vaginas are big and scary….it’s worth the risk….not that it matters…

What matters is that a legend of the silver screen…a woman so many men jerked off to….is showing some nipple in a better late than never paparazzi capture of amazingness…good hustle….I just wish she was fully nude…cuz like a scientist, I want to know what’s going on down in her underwear…but I’ll settle for old lady saggy yet legendary tit…cuz I really have no choice.

Posted in:Sophia Loren

2011

11

Aug

Annalynne McCord’s Hot Body Bottom Feeds on American Gladiator in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pictures of Annalynne McCord’s tight hot body that everyone in her shitty home town used to compliment enough to give her the confidence to move to LA and suck dick onto a really shitty show…feeding her ego and making her think it is gonna last, even though the rest of the world knows she’s on borrowed time and the second her stint on 90210 the Next Generation is up, she’s heading back to that home town to work that diner and be the local who almost made it…and I have a feeling in the back of her mind she knows it…otherwise she wouldn’t be taking any TV spot she can get…like American Gladiators…you know milk it while the cow’s still alive or something….she also works the paparazzi, is ridiculously tacky…but that hot body’s alright to look at…especially since it thinks it has staying power…cuz watching the fall from the top gives us all something to look forward to….

Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2011

10

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I started an online challenge to defunct the myth that girls who squirt are actually peeing…So mail me your jars of squirt and I’ll taste test it to determine the origin and ingredients involved….It’s my new life work…my new passion…don’t let me down people…

On a Sidenote – I hope Anonymous Deletes Facebook – Cuz Facebook is the Devil…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Lindsay Lohan Got Busted Buying Drugs on Video – Her Publicist Says it was a Mixture of Quartz, Crystals and a Meteor….a Common Purchase and Who Really Cares…Call me when she’s dead.
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Selena Gomez Hot Sex Offender Outfit While Performing of the Day
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Okay Ali Lohan Looks Exactly Like Sam Ronson and Yes I’m Implying There is Some Weird Lesbian Sister Sex Thing Going on Between Her and Lindsay
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The BEST Web Cam Sluts on the Net, Hands Down
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Worst Old Man Fight Ever
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Mom Bikini Has a Great Ass In It…
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Lohan is Dating Coldplay Bassist – Who Cares – Call me when she’s dead…
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Lauren is the Type of Chick I Dream Of
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Some of the Sexiest Twitter Pics You Will See All Day
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The 25 Hottest Celebrities Who’ve Posed For Playboy
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Sara Jean Underwood Sexes Up Twitter Half Naked and Such…
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Bar Refaeli is Covered Head to Toe in Mud
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Free Cam Shows, From Me To You
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Yeah I’m Gonna Put Naked, Bronzed Justin Bieber on the List of Things I Don’t Want to See
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Amateur Masterbating Blonde Gets Pretty Nasty – VIDEO
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40 Sports Stars Whose Vices Ruined Their Careers
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Body
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Lord Xenu Had a Big Party and a Lot of the Scientology Nuts Were There
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Yeah I’d Bang Dianna Agron
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Jesus Christ, And You Thought Your Apartment is Small – VIDEO
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Stella Hudgens 3 Years Away From Naked Pics
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some Salma Hayek Hotness
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And Here’s Some Raver Sluts
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Mileena is Probably More Than You Could Handle
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I Would Totally Bang Garcelle Beauvais
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Ivy Snow Has Some Big Ass Tits
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Mandy, Karmella and Hunter Get It On – VIDEO
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Heidi Klum Topless Sunbathing…Again
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Lady Gaga Ridiculousness of the Day
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I’d Like to Be All Over Anita Pearl
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This Yoyo Master Dude is Pretty Intense
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I Love me a Hot Blonde
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And More Erin Heatherton
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A Crazy Accident Compilation
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ahhhhh Sofia Vergara!
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Bryci Will Make You Think Naughty Thoughts
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Surprise! Justin Bieber is a Little Fucking Asshole
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Miranda Kerr’s Post-Pregnancy Body Totally Rocks In Sexy Lingerie
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Striptease of the Day
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Stella Hudgens 3 Years Away From Naked Pics
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DWTS, Peta Murgatroyd In The Nude
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Kim Kardashian Will Make You Gasp In Horror
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Bank Robbing Stripper Gets Shot
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How Impressed Is Jennifer Aniston
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Megan Fox Late For Work… Just Kidding
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2011

10

Aug

Woman Eating Husbands Dead Ashes is Hysterical of the Day

I saw this episode of My Strange Addiction last week and I keep talking about it with everyone I run into….unfortunately, none of the riff raff and goons I hang out with watch TLC….and if they do it is for Toddlers and Tiaras and that’s just fucking perverted and when that gets brought up I change the subject cuz any grown man who admits to watching that shit, is jerking off to that shit…

That said, this chick lost her husband to an asthma attack, she clearly wasn’t expecting to ever be married and after tricking a motherfucker into it, only to have him die, making her realize she was destined to die alone, clearly fucked with her head hard and made her carry his ashes around like a kid carries a pillow…like a security blanket but being the fat bitch she is…she decided to start eating him cuz I guess she was hungry and figured it was the only way to have him inside her making the whole thing all the weirder….

This damaged mental case is highly entertaining. God knows why she went on TV but I’m glad she did….

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