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2011

28

Jul

Rihanna Dresses Like a Clown of the Day

Here are some pics of Rihanna looking like shit, and I’m not saying that cuz she’s brown…I’m saying that cuz these pics aren’t hot.

This isn’t an issue of race, color, religion or cree….it’s an issue of Rihanna being dressed in an outfit you’d think was a product of sex between a tacky crazy old lady in FLorida, a homeless person who takes whateverclothes he can find in the bin of clothes people don’t want in his size and a fucking clown……

I’m not fashion expert, but I can say that next time around, the only skin she’s showing shouldn’t be the tree trunk legs, but instead her vagina or even nipple, cuz at least I can distract myself from the cold hard truth that Rihanna, as sexed up as she acts, is hardly sex.

Good times….crazy person clothes…not pussy or tits…not flattering or even fun to look at….so why the fuck did I post this…no fucking clue….but I did…let’s just say I did it for her friend in the white pants…cuz white pants coupled with periods are dangereous and I just love thick bitches who live on the ede…

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

28

Jul

Nicolette Sheridan is Pretty Fantastic of the Day

If you have the ability to ignore her pretty old looking face, like I do, then you’ll appreciate a bitch in her 40s who didn’t fuck around making Michael Bolton gay babies with the most luxury 80s hair, and instead kept her shit tight, put together and something I’d want to fuck…which isn’t saying much, considering I stuck my dick in rotton curdled milk this morning just cuz I was curious how it felt, and now I’m stuck smelling this sour smell all day…nothing I’m not used to…

All this to say, Nicolette Sheridan looks fucking old and hot and I want to crawl up her leg and die inside her menopausal pussy, playing a sex game I call “The Baby You Never Had”…whatever that means…

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Nicolette Sheridan

2011

28

Jul

Lady Gaga’s Horrible See Through Dress of the Day

I’m pretty much ready for Gaga to go on tour with Winehouse, you know have her Lupus get the best of her…cuz I know a guy who died of Lupus, and after much reflection, have come to the conclusion, that the disease would have been better off taking this clown of a person….She’s totally full of shit. Her act is a fucking lie. People bye into it and that’s why I think she should die….

See Winehouse was innovative, legitimate and had fucking soul…She could have taken the whole fame thing to the next level, but instead was cool about shit, and not some dying for attention, holding on as hard as she can, trying to get noticed, popstar joke who is ugly as fucking shit, and should get arrested for indecent exposure for her wardrobe for attention choices she makes, but I’d be much more satisfied if it was her who died.

She’s fucking garbage….and if she was actually fucking garbage…maybe I’d be more into this bullshit…cuz you can’t expect a girl who fucks garbage to be hot…you kinda take them how they come…but instead Gaga is just the garbage….you know stuffing your panties with a cock, so controversial. Fuck you.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

28

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

I really have a deep love for the stepNEWS. It is one of the only posts that I do that has actual good content. I mean shit, that vapid celeb leaving the gym shit is riveting and so important on our society, but seeing real life idiots brings me great fucking joy….

That said, here’s today’s stepNEWS….

Man Stuck in Drain
A man ended up stuck head first in a storm drain after he tried to retrieve his cell phone.

Teachers-Student Relations on Rise
It’s a startling trend, teachers charged with having improper relationships with their students.

Woman Accused of Calling 911 100+ Times
A 60-year-old woman is in custody for allegedly calling 911 and reporting emergencies that didn’t exist.

Kat Von D Walks Out on Fox LA Interview
Kat Von D walked off our Good Day LA set this morning seconds before she was to be interviewed by the hosts.

Security Video: Kat Von D Bails on GDLA
Kat Von D walked off the Good Day LA set seconds before her interview on Wednesday morning. Check out the FOX Television Center security camera video of what happened.

Baby has 34 fingers and toes
Counting to 34 is not a big deal for most people, but it is when you can do it using your fingers and toes.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

28

Jul

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I got drunk. Got in a fight with a bus boy at a late night Chinese restaurant who may or may not have been a handicapped person, but who definitely hated me as I broke all the Chinese restaurant rules, and Chinese restaurant rules aren’t meant to be broken, but dreams are…and I guess this is a product of that….

Here’s some shit going on on the internet, while I manscape.

Baby Breakdancer Melted My Cold Dead Heart – VIDEO
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Shocked and Awed: Bootleg Fireworks Go Crazy – VIDEO
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The Crasiest X Games Wipe Outs!
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Drunk Slut Washes Up on the Beach – VIDEO
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Free Cams You Just Gotta Check Out
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The 10 Hottest Women Over 50
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These Chisk Get Dirty In Front of a Farmer
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Web Sluts You Can’t Help But Love
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4 Reasons Not to Fuck With Joe Pesci
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Posted in:MHD

2011

27

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

No one liked my Amy Winehouse joke on FACEBOOK ….well that’s not entirely true…20 people “Liked” it…but I got hate mail and people deleted me as a friend…even though I’m the best friend they’ve never met that they could ever have….I creeped their bikinis like a pro friend…

Either way, here’s what I wrote that got hated….

No one seems to care that I’m 98 percent sure Amy winehouse’s ghost just gave me a blowjob. But it could have just been a fart coming up through the front of my pants. Either way it smelled like death.

It’s up there with….

Amy Winehouse is 96 hours sober….

Here are the stepLINKS

Some Dude Chugging Beer While Getting Tasered-Cuz the World’s Got Plenty of Idiots.
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Jersey Shore Disgusting Upskirt Ass
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Bitch Fight on Basketball Wives – VIDEO
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Some Real Housewife Rockin’ a Bikini in All Kinds of Positions…
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Kat Von D Has Jesse James Tattoo – They Broke Up – Hilarious….
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Hugh Hefner’s Sex With Crystal Harris was Awesome….
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Web Cam Sex Shows You Will Love, I Promise
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Top Ten Worst Infomercials – VIDEO
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The 15 Hottest Women Who Have Voiced Cartoon Characters
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Blake Lively is Basically Wearing a Shirt for a Dress
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Kim Kardashian is Crying About Some Thing or Another, Looks Like a Wax Statue
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Free Cams, From Me to You
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German Amateur Masterbater – VIDEO
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The 50 Sexiest Celebrity Athletes
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Julianne Moore Panty Peek
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Lookin Good Sweetheart is a 100 Years Old
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Sarah Jessica Parkers Horse Face is on Tour or Something
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Who Would You Rather? Nicky Hilton or Ashley Simpson?
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Little Bit of Vanessa Hudgens
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Meet Camila Morais
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Kat Von D Got Dumped Again, Has Tattoo of Jesse James On Her. What a Cunt
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For All The Blonde Lovers Out There
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Danielle Kn Brings the Hotness
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Hottie Dances on Top of Car – VIDEO
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Jessica Marie Has One Sweet Ass
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Rihanna in Glamour Magazine
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Janessa and Brooke Get It On
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Naked Beauty – Erotic Video, Book, & Fashion Photography
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Some Ashley Olsen Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Courtney and Chloe Get It On
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Evolution of the Touchdown Dance – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Hottie in Tight Jeans
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Update: Yes, Lady Gaga is Still a Fucking Idiot
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Dildo Games on Live Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Holy Shit Tila Tequila Isn’t Dead Yet?
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Jenny is One Hot Bad Chick
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Looking Good Sweetheart Part 2
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Legs And Cleavage Of Rachel Bilson
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Striptease of the Day
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EXCLUSIVE: Cowboys and Aliens MOVIE Review
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Annalynne McCord Fuckable In Tight, Full Body Spandex
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Vanessa Hudgens, Titties See Through Black Bra
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Awesome Mountain Lion Who Traveled 2000 Miles Across the US, Gets Hit By Car, Dies.
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

27

Jul

Aymeline Valade Naked for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Aymeline Valade…I’ve never heard of her…but she’s getting naked in a fashion magazine…and luckily that’s all I need to know…before giving her a fucking post on this site no one reads….cuz I like girls who get naked for money…no matter what it is for – from art to back alley prostitution…it is always good to me…

Posted in:Aymeline Valade

2011

27

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Tight Body Watch Continues of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is proof that I am an inconsistent motherfucker who can easily sway on opinions…cuz for the longest time I focused on how ugly she was, I had an ugly watch and ripped into her as much as I could about being ugly, without realizing, or appreciating that she’s not fat, sloppy and if anything has a tight fucking body thwhich is apparently all I really need to be won over….

I guess that’s life as a pervert…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

27

Jul

Selena Gomez for Elle Mexico of the Day

Selena Gomez is not your everyday sex offender, and for that, we need to celebrat her, because you see if she had a penis, and Beiber had a beaver, and didn’t just act like he did, she’d be locked up and on some sex offender list….but luckily as a rich person, who can play this off like the marketing collab that helps everyone’s brand making them all tons of money and making us the idiots writing/talking or even knowing they exist…

She was in Elle Mexico, something all sex offenders should experience and be celebrated for their hard work being some of the sickest people in the world….and she looked fucking good.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

27

Jul

Jasmine Waltz in a Bikini on her Publicity Stunt Tour of the Day

I was the first site to post the Jasmine Waltz sex tape stills …pretty much cuz I go this sex tape market locked down is all this site has going for it…but also cuz I find her kinda hot…sure I don’t know who the fuck she is, even after the last few weeks of her on her press tour, you know promoting her fucking on camera like a common pornstar, eager to get noticed cuz she banged David Arquette, something only one other woman has openly admitted cuz she got pregnant and had no fucking choice about it…you know cuz David Arquette’s a fucking joke….but in typical paparzzi hustle, she’s been seen washing hr car in a bikini and the paparazzi coincidentally were there, you know cuz there’s no way these aren’t staged and reflecting the fact that the sex tape market is drying up, cuz we don’t really care enough about people fucking on camera, we’re desentized, porned out, and really only care if the bitches are actually famous not trying to be famous…..but she’s still hot….

If you want her Sex Tape Follow This Link

To see the rest of the not staged, no way in god staged, bikini pics…
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Posted in:Jasmine Waltz