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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

13

Jul

Reese Witherspoon is Probably Pregnant of the Day

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I don’t care that Reese Witherspoon is pregnant, cuz I don’t give a fuck about Reese Witherspoon. She’s totally overrated…

Not to mention, I could have told you these breeding cunt from the heartland was pregnant back when she got re-married, if I bothered paying attention that she got remarried, cuz these Christian freaks all do the whole shotgum wedding as to not be judged and sent to hell…despite us all knowing hell is where she belongs for being so irritating….

Not to mention, I stopped noticing her when she was the fat girl on Cruel Intentions who trapped the heartthrob by getting her slut pussy knocked up, leading to her becoming a baby factory…..

She’s dull, she’s just a fat chick who jogs to not be a fat chick, I can tell by her face, and fat chicks never deserve this kind of celebrity, cuz fat chick is a state of fucking mind motherfucker…one that belongs alone and suicidal….or doing salsa lessons and online dating, hoping a dude will accidentally drop load in you so you too can be a Reese Witherspoon….only her KKK ass would never go black…and you’re limited in your options…If you know what I mean….

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2011

13

Jul

Britney’s Mom’s Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Here are some pictures I can only assume are staged for the paparazzi because I don’t know anyone who has a pool built like an aquarium, even though I know a few bitches who should only swim in aquariums, you know as the featured whale or some shit….

I can only assume things were done this way, because looking at a bitch through water is the number one cure for cellulite…cuz she gets all distorted and worth fucking…not the Britney’s mom has ever not been worth fucking, I mean being Britney’s stepdad is fucking porn to me….that’s one shower I’d “accidentally walk in on” and one bed I’d “acidentally crawl into when drunk”….and one spanking I’d be more than happy to give…all while spending all her money….amazing…well not really amazing…but worth looking at for the depth of the fantasy this offers….


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2011

13

Jul

Christie Brinkley is a Vintage Model Turned Showgirl of the Day

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No this performance isn’t at her old folks home, you know to keep them busy and their brains working pre-death and it is not the grand entrance at some over the top 60th birthday party she’s put on for herself….this is Christie Brinkley actually tapping into her crossover talents of song and dance she left behind when she decided to spend her life getting her great tits into a bikini, marrying Billy Joel and raising an ugly daughter….only to realize when those great tits, and hot model figure slowly turn menopausal, it’s time to channel to outlets to pay the fucking rent, I mean other than living off Billy Joel’s pile of money, and her own pile of money, making me think this is less about finances, but more about finding purpose in some vain, irritating, not naked enough way. Good times.

She’s too old for this nonsense…bitch needs to become a nudist and retire on a paparazzi filled nudist beach….

Here’s a clip from a VHS featuring Christie Brinkley that I used to Jerk off to……back when she mattered….

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2011

13

Jul

Sara Jean Underwood In Her Underwear of the Day

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I don’t really get the hype of pictures of Sara Jean Underwood dropping like these ones of her in a bikini…..on stage….where she actually belongs…like the strippers she is….who managed to leverage her pussy and willingess to show it off…to land fake relationships with TV hosts who taught her the tough task of replacing Olivia Munn for the nerds….

Or why people care about her prepping for Comicon like she even gives a fuck about nerds or nerd shit, when in reality she’s just laughing at them, totally uninterested in their weird space, robot, superhero comic book collecting shit, expect when she gets her paycheck every week….and you’d have to have serious deep rooted autism or aspergers to not grasp the scam she’s hustling….

Dressed up in fantasy gear like a stripper who takes her shit seriously…

When there are pictures…many many pictures of her naked from when she was launching her career….which is really where she peaked as far as I’m concerned….you know where she was in her element and at her best……

Maybe I’m weird…for liking my bitches when they are whoring…and not when they are trying to make something legit of themselves…or maybe nerds are just weird for believing in the fantasy….that is this lie of a clown…a very very hot clown….

Maybe I’ve looked into this a little too much….

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2011

13

Jul

Ali Larter Showing Off Her New Tits of the Day

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She loves the attention her fake tits get her.

We get it – You got pregnant and fat, used it as an opportunity to get implants. I am sure you aren’t the first flat chested person to do it, just the most obvious.

Maybe we don’t get her struggle being the girl from Friday Night Lights in a Whipped Cream Bikini that everyone questioned why she was wearing a top, cuz people with tits that small are usually dudes, making the whole scene gay….

Maybe we don’t appreciate her attempt to pretend the fake tits aren’t fake tits because of a pregnancy that luckily left her busty the way she always wanted to be….you know the way she dreamed herself to be everytime she fucked and dude had to just pinch her nipple like they were having gay sex.

Maybe we don’t get what it’s like to be an aging celebrity who hardly made it to begin with trying to stay relevant and the high she gets now that people notice….

I’ve seen it in my everyday life when bitches get implants and I’m seeing it in hers….that shining, happy, bright smile saying “look I have 5k and I used it to make guys want to titty fuck me”…

Amazing….

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2011

13

Jul

Ashley Greene in Workout Gear of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a fetish for any of you…you know a bitch leaving the gym in gym close because she’s not a fat lazy fucking slob of a person….but it is for me…and I have my fat lazy slob of a wife for that….you know wanting everything her near death, gilbert grape, motorized scooter and government disability subsidy isn’t…..

I mean that coupled with the fact that 30 percent of girls leaving the gym in tight pants are worth staring at, while the other 70 percent are fat lazy fucking slobs trying to be that 30 percent prime pussy, and that’s stats that work for me when I’ve got nothing better to do than sit around on a park bench and stare at bitches leaving a building…

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2011

13

Jul

Pam Anderson is Too Old to Host Bullshit of the Day

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This an amazing fucking joke. It’s like Pam Anderson is pushing grandmother age, yet she’s caked on enough movie magic make-up to make us think she’s got one more run in her….

I mean I think she’s at the point in her whore life where the only list she should be on is not the VIP list, but the liver transplant list, cuz that’s the shit Hep C does to a needle sharing unprotected sex motherfucker….

I don’t know, I guess she’s good to laugh at, especially when she’s so fucking dried up and horny she’s humping a fucking pedal bike like a dog in heat cuz no dudes, except maybe me, want her enough to risk getting Hep….and who really cares…just look at the pics…

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2011

13

Jul

The Useless Cast of 90210 on the Beach of the DAy

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These bitches are the bottom of the fucking barrel. I mean I met one of them at a party accidentally once and I had no idea that bitch was even on a TV show….She may feel like she’s all celebrity cuz she gets stupid paychecks, but take the fact that the average person doesn’t know you, especially a fat drunk who posts celeb pics all day for the last 7 years, has no fucking clue who you are….and turn it around via showing the world your bottom feeding pussy…whether in playboy, twitter, a leak scandal, whatever…cuz this 90210 shit must be on its last legs, you the past cast of The Hills is still more famous than you, it’s the kind of shit that could make a celeb kill themselves, but why kill yourself when you can take your future into your own hands and fuck on camera and email it to me to put on blast…Come on girls…step your game up. You useless pieces of trash….

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2011

13

Jul

Helena Christensen Vintage Model in a Bikini of the Day

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I posted a link to these pictures of Helena Christensen last night, but I figured I’d post at least one of the pictures, because I’m addicted to posting bikini pictures on my site, but also I am into model pussy, even if that model pussy is past its model expiry date, cuz it ages better than non model pussy, partially because it is taught the importance of physical appearance and it takes the necessary steps to make it a pussy I want to shove my tongue inside….if you know what I mean…all waxed and luxurious…that smell like roses if you can see past all the bi-sexual Michael Hutchence rockstar sperm that’s probably still caked to the vagina walls….which luckily…I can…

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2011

13

Jul

Charlize Theron is Dating Ryan Reynolds – Who Cares? of the Day

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I don’t care that Charlize Theron is rumored to be dating a guy who had sex with Alanis Morisette.

I care that she launched her career in May 1999 by doing Playboy like she was Sara Jean Underwood, Pam Anderson and all the other trashy sluts before and after her, only to end up winning an Oscar with her rocking hot South Africa pussy like it doesn’t have a 98% chance of having AIDS….

She’s substantially more solid than that dumpy Scarlett Johansson trash….and here’s a throwback to her getting naked to get ahead for all the young girls out there with a dream who are unsure how to get a Ryan Reynolds of your own…shit starts with getting naked and embracing your inner whore by pretending it is an organic connection with your most natural, uninhibited self….or some other art fag bullshit that makes you feel better about being an immigrant whore….

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