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2011

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

The only bitches I get any love from are facebook spammers, AIM spammers and even a fucking BBM spammer. It’s like I don’t know what is so alluring about me, but the bitches come in fucking flocks, I just need to visit their profile and send them some money to fly them to me after I fall in love or some shit….

I mean unless you count the girls in the park tanning in their bikinis that I creep on getting love…in which case I get love everytime I leave my house – which as an agoraphobic with no oney – is about once a day for 4- 11 minutes so the dog can piss.

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Here are the stepLINKS….

Some Drunk Idiot Passed Out on a Toilet
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Some Hot Bar Refaeli Bikini Pics…
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Gene Simmons Proposes To Shannon Tweed
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Somewhere Over the Rainboy the Stripper Version
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Okay I Know This Isn’t Tits or Ass But Brad Pitt’s Wax Statue is Creepy as FUCK
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Leighton Meester Beat Her Mom With A Bottle
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Live Sex Shows You Will Love, I Promise
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Drunk Golfer FAIL – VIDEO
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Who’s That Girl? Meet “Crazy, Stupid, Love” Actress Analeigh Tipton
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Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Elisha Cuthbert vs. Maria Menounos
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Amy Winehouse Bought Cocaine, Heroin, Ecstasy and Ketamine The Night She Died
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Free Cam Shows Because You Can’t Afford a Tuesday Night Movie
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She’s Toying Her Wet Pussy on a Web Cam
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Some Smoking Hot Poked Babes
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Penny Lancaster BIG Nipples In See Through Dress
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Mariah Carey is Fucking Pathetic
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I Wanna Be All over Kate Beckinsale and Her Body Double
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Girls As Young As 7, Taught To Pole Dance
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Cameron Diaz is Fucking Terrifying
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Get a Load od Alie
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Sesame Street Does the Beastie Boys – VIDEO
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The Girl or the Car? Take Your Pick
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2 Hot Sluts Are Better Than One
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Bad Girls Club Fight – VIDEO
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Check Out This Slutty Piece of Trash From Comic-Con
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Sofia and Koshka Get It On
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Anna Paquin Panty Upskirt
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio
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Amateur on the Fucking Machine
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Lily Aldridge – Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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Hipster Hottie is Laid Out
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some Denise Richards, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kristin Cavallari Is Pissy in Short Shorts
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Angry Boyfriend – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Solo Amateur Sex Show
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Lorena is On the Rocks
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7 Ways to Spot a Former Frat Boy
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Taylor Momsen is 18 Today
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Bangtin Candy With Amazing Amie
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Kate Upton Has Some Great Tits. They’re Even Better Topless
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Adriana Lima In A Bikini Is Fucking Disgraceful
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Girls As Young As 7 Learn To Pole Dance. Sweet.
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Ilary Blasi Is A Dirty Girl With A Great Fucking Camel Toe
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Kim Kardashian’s Career May Finally Be Over. Thank Fucking God!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

26

Jul

Is This a Taylor Momsen Vagina Shot of the Day

Taylor Momsen’s celebrating her 18th birthday today…making the top picture fully legal if it was shot today…but the chances of it being shot today are slim to none….so I’m not gonna risk it…cuz you never know how uptight they are about this underage vagina shit…even if it is hardly pornographic and even if Momsen wants all the attention…otherwise pics like this wouldn’t happen….

This also means that she will quickly become irrelevant cuz America likes Jail Bait not barely legal chicks…true story…I think comes from the oppression of your nation with laws that a bitch must be 18 cuz for the longest time 14 was legal here and the last thing you’d ever want to bed is a 14 year old…but it takes being allowed to to really grasp that…

This might as well be an RIP Motherfucker post…cuz unless she’s got a sex tape in the works…her flashing antics are too high school and immature for your perversion…..see it worked when she was 17…but she’s gonna have to step up her game….fast….

Either way, her birthday barely even made the news…maybe cuz she already doesn’t matter…


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Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

26

Jul

Kate Upton Blows Me a Kiss of the Day

I don’t mind Twitter and long as there is smut…I mean I like the idea of these PR people running these celebrity and model accounts and using them as a way to communicate directly with their idiot fans by posting pics of themselves in compromising or half naked positions.. it’s great marketing…especially for someone like Kate Upton who is the 18 year old college classic already thanks to SI…..even though I know some fat social media manager is running the shit…cuz I know one day maybe Kate Upton will be using this twitter hustle to become that fat social media manager…cuz I can tell by her tits…this body isn’t gonna last til 30 and when the model money dries up…bitch is gonna have to work and like all ugly girls…what better place than behind a computer….mark my words..cuz it is coming…but it’s not here yet…so in the meantime…drink her Koolaid while pretending it’s her vaginal juice…

Imagine…all she did was blow a kiss to a camera…and people are freaking out…that’s so kindergarten…show me pussy lip fuck…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

26

Jul

Jordan Katie Price Skinny Leg Tranny with Big Tits of the Day

I was at some pool club filled with the more ravaged looking women I’ve ever seen.

Most were strippers with fake tits, but with that comes girls who just hard party…serious fucking trash that looks 40 at 25, haggard as fuck, with sloppy loooking pussy stuffed into their bikini, and ridiculous fake tits on a skinny little body from all the not taking care of themselves thanks to a need for speed and other hard drugs, leaving the skin on their legs and ass all hanging off them and unhealthy, on the verge of a walking corpse, but with a serious love for house music and ridiculous dancing….and tattoos…

It was on some biker looking gutter shit, that I feel Jordan Katie Price has channelled into her daily life, cuz despite all the polo matches, private jets and money, she’s just a dirty, gutter, haggard, useless and fake titted as them…she just sucked the right cock…while these girls I saw just suck any fucking cock….

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price

2011

26

Jul

Kelly Osbourne Funeral Ass for the Morbid Goth Pervets of the Day

Being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne makes you weird….you know with all the fatness that was never worth masturbating to even when it got skinny unless you’re an Ozzy fan and want some of the product of his sperm that stuck to uterus…

Being the kind of guy who can get off to people at funerals makes you even weirder….you know with all the sadness and mourning death and celebrating life morbid shit…

But being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne at a funeral makess you the weirdest….it’s up there with necrophilia…she’s the kind of girl that if you were forced to choose whether to fuck her or the corpse being mourned, you’d likely choose the corpse cuz it would likely be more pleasurable…and less traumatic….

I love having these useless conversations with myself…I don’t love this post…it is fucking depressing me….cuz I’ve had good friends die of drug overdoses, and the shit is fucked, you can’t make a person stop doing drugs, and getting that call is always horrible….even though you know it’s coming….so I’m not all bad…as unattractive as I find Klly Osbourne…I can relate to what she’s going through…see girls…I’ve got a soul…not as much as Amy Winehouse’s music that I was a huge fan of but you should still let me eat you out…

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne

2011

26

Jul

Blake Lively Uptight Fancy Tits Shopping of the Day

Blake Lively looks like a high maintenance, pretentious, nouveau riche, bougie cunt. You know the snobby….thinks she’s elegant, classy and fancy…too good to get her hands dirty or fuck like a whore at least not with people who aren’t at her level of decadence and luxury..She’s Blake Lively and if you’re dick is inside her, she feels like she’s doing you a favor so she just lays there boring and uselss and for some reason it’s such a turn on…I love when girls think they are too good for me, cuz I know they actually are, but I still see it as a challenge to break them down…

See being the homeless looking, broke ass, fat and dirty motherfucker I am, It’s always nice to think you can use your charm to break through this snotty twats….by getting them drunk and manipulating them to let you go down on their snotty twats…you know to bring you home to piss off their dads….it’s more of a challenge in this world full of easy whores that just require a bit of money or a promise of fame for a blowjob….

Blake lively is all uppity and untouchable and that makes jerking off to pics of her that much better….cuz you know you’ll never have the chance to taint her in person…you might as well take it out on your screen….

Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

26

Jul

Victoria’s Silvstedt Short Short Wearing Escort of the Day

Here are some riduclous implants on some Paris Hilton at 45 looking woman, all fit and tight bodied, despite her age thanks to good Swedish genes, that are luckily being used for sex work…even if that sex work is masked as a relationship with a married guy…cuz that married guy happens to be a midget..but more importantly…..dude’s a fucking billionaire…and as much as I hate her for trying to sue me…I’d love to watch that circus perfoming sex tape that is her sex life….and here she is pretending she’s in her 20s….in her dress and the fact that her life is that of a 25 year old trust fund kid….always chillin’ by a fucking pool in a tropical place…

Who cares. Here she is showing off her useless do nothing talents…but not quite as well as I’d liker her to be….

Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2011

26

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Tight Body Continues of the Day

I appreciate Ashley Tisdale’s hustle…ugly in the face but willing to embrace it and make herself a body that can make us forget her imperfections that still managed to get tons of undeserved attention for her having due to marketing….and media manipulation…and that’s okay cuz in the years of obscurity that she’s been living, she’s done the gym up and a fit little ass, no matter what face is attached, is great to stick your dick inside….better than a pretty faced fatty…

So I guess the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch has officially become the Ashley Tisdale Hot Body Watch….

She’s defied all odds…but she did it and I like to think I’m partially responsible…for all the teasing….but then I remember that no one reads this site…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

26

Jul

Vanessa Pudgens…The Pudge Continues with Her Not So Pudgy Sister of the Day

Is this bitch pregnant? Cuz she’s in maternity clothes and she looks like she’s gained a bunch of weight….She also has a hispanic look to her and they are all catholic and shit and don’t do the whole birth control, including and most importantly my favorite method we call abortion…

But at least she’s got a younger sister named Stella to make her worth looking at in a sister threesome fantasy for you freks…

Posted in:Stella Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens

2011

26

Jul

Adriana Lima’s Mom in a Bikini Body of the Day


I love me some full, heavy set mom tits…you know shit that just hang in a way I want to titty fuck and cum all over…

I also love me some nice round, thick mom ass….you know shit that just hangs nicely over her mom legs…

They just don’t make moms like this where I am from, maybe it is genetic, or the fact that she’s a motivaed bikini model who gets paid for this shit to look this good….cuz I’m really digging her half nakedness….cuz she single handely is making me less hateful of pregnancy….but then again she hasn’t shown off the damage it did to her pussy…so maybe I’m jumping the gun here….

Posted in:Adriana Lima