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2011

14

Jun

Taylor Momsen at the Metal Awards of the Day

Take a minute to take this in…cuz I don’t think you can full embrace just how rock and roll Taylor Momsen is unless you really look at it….From heavy make-up, black colthing, bleached hair to that “I don’t give a fuck look”….how could she not be rock and roll…

I mean shit she’s been working in show business since she was 3, she’s got consistent work and probably has at least 1.5 million in the bank, she’s probably has a nice million dollar condo by the beach with awesome furniture and a Viking gas range she never uses because she’s too young to know how cook, she prefers take-out…. you know wide screen TV and surround sound in her screening room she watches movies she pulled out of old issues of Rolling Stone magazine, like Easy Rider and the G.G. Allen documentary Todd Phillips made before he went mainstreamm….shit…closets full of designer clothes, a Tiffany Jewelry…a lawyer, an agent, a manager and that’s all from before she took guitar lessons last year when her spoiled ass decided she wanted to be a rockstar and the world embraced her decision…Real fucking street. Hardships that so many rockers before her faced….

She’s a fucking lie. This is her lying. Candy coated and cliche. Obvious, uninspired… I prefer when her lies involve flashing and nipple tape .


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Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

14

Jun

Kirstie Alley Still Fat of the Day

I hate when a fat bitch gets a false level of confidence cuz she lost 10 pounds, when the reality is that bitch is still fat…

I see how she’s trying to make erotic facial expressions, like some kind of model or some shit, all posing for the paparazzi like she doesn’t look like a fucking cookie monster straight from the bakery she cleared out and on her way to a muppet family reunion.

Seriously, she’s not hot, she may be getting fucked thanks to her recent dancing fame, but that doesn’t mean she’s got it going on and she needs to get herself into some plus sized clothes and stop doing whatever she’s doing cuz it’s making me uncomfortable…

Posted in:Kirstie Alley

2011

14

Jun

Kim Kardashian Titties for Publicity of the Day

Before reading this post remember that Kim Kardashian is a pornstar

Her porn is what gave her a career and I’m pretty sure her pimping mother was behind the whole thing….because I know people who know people and they all tell me the same thing…prior to the release of the sex tape, the number one publicist in Hollywood was already hired to create what has become Kim Kardashian…

I also think her pimping mom is behind the plot points in the storyline of their show, you know in efforts to keep shit semi interesting and worth watching…marry off the fat one and knock up the hot one while the youngest ones are growing in some tits, hold off the one everyone wants to fuck, even though she’s fat, for as long as you can until ratings slip then marry that one off to the first athlete willing to increase his celebrity for money…

It’s all a fucking lie, as is her shopping for wedding clothes with her whole family and camera crew in what is some seriously twisted shit that I hope ends in an anti-terrorist attack…since they are the fucking terrorists on our society…

But I am still into her fat tits and their cry for attention, even if the rest of her body is garbage cuz I get that we all gotta make a living some how….

Here she is making a joke of herself leaving a workout session even though everyone knows bitches this big don’t work out…

I liked her better when she was producing and staring in porn

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

14

Jun

Sasha Spielberg is an Aspiring Actor of the Day

I’m all for nepotism. I figure if your family can hook you up with work, a connection, a career, whatever, so be it. That’s the whole benefit of being born into families with money, connections, or who are captains of industry. There’s nothing wrong with the shit…

I just like pointing it out, because when I look at a bitch like Sasha Spielberg, I wonder if she’d have a chance in hell if her dad didn’t single handedly run hollywood. Would she get a gig if her daddy wasn’t financing the movie, or if some young director wasn’t trying to use her to get to her dad….

I guess she’ll never know…cuz that’s not her reality, but I bet it’ll always be in the back of her mind, whether she is worth shit, or if it’s all her daddy’s doing, and that’s the kind of complex that leads to addiction, suicide and sex tapes…I mean once she realizes no one believes her when she says “I swear I did it on my own and refused any help from my father except maybe milking my last name and nodding in auditions when they said it so they know who they are dealing with”…kind of bullshit…

I anxiously await her demise…cuz lets face it, no one wants to be in their daddy’s shadow. Break free bitch, become an accountant or something. This acting shit is just too obvious….and wear less clothes, I can’t tell if you have a gunt or if the fabric is just bunched and that annoys me…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Sasha Spielberg

2011

14

Jun

Sex Offender Legs of the Day

Look how good Selena Gomez is at holding the mic….

Assuming that Selena Gomez is actually having sex, or sucking off Justin Beaver, and this is not just some weird partnership cuz they have the same PR team and management and figure it’ll be good for business to teen romance these fucking pieces of shit that are ruining little girls everywhere….

Then Selena Gomez is officially the Sex Offender of the Day…which is almost ironic, considering how many dudes just two years ago were sex offending because their daughters forced them to watch Selena Gomez in concert or on TV or whatever the fuck she did to get where she is, leading them to take up coaching soccer or swimming or roofies at their daughter sleepovers….

But I’m still thinking Beaver is gay for Usher Raymond and Gomez is a front to divert from the real sex offenders, but I do wish she got arrested and made an example out of, since I’ve heard of dudes go down for fucking 17 year olds in America….but when she does it, it’s all good….

Where is the fucking justice in that…..here’s Selena Gomez Sex Offending Slut.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

14

Jun

One of My Life’s Great Tragedies of the Day

It is safe to say the biggest regret I have in my adult life that I can remember is that Coco was in Montreal, which happens to be the city I live in, this past weekend for some Race Car event that took over the city and left me half dead after sneaking into an open bar event, and I didn’t have a chance to play with her ass like the novelty act it is…

If I had known, I woulda stepped up my stalking, but instead I only find out about this shit when it is too late….which is convenient cuz I am lazy and even if I did know, I wouldn’t have done anything about it, cuz that’s what being a hermit totally uninterested in all this celebrity trash even though I write about it daily is all about….but I still would have liked to play with her ass like the novelty act it is…

Posted in:Coco

2011

14

Jun

Beyonce Tries to Slut Out in W Magazine of the Day

I don’t know what Rihanna did to this bitch’s ego, but she’s leaned up and has decided that she’s sexy…it’s like as soon as Rihanna started making Jay-Z stupid money, Beyonce put down her Popeye Chicken all you can eat whenever you want to eat it VIP Card, and shoved that corporate sponsorship aside, and focused on finding away to upstage, up sex and up sell that island whore, so that her husband goes back to jerking off on her face again, instead to that pair of Rihanna panties he stole from her dressing room that he carries around with him everywhere he goes…if you know what I mean…

Here’s the fruit of her hard work at reclaiming her man….in the form of a W magazine photoshoot sexed up…something Beyonce should never try to be….

I’m definitely not digging this…and for the oversensitive black people out there…and the NCAAP….it’s not a race thing…I just hate Beyonce…

Posted in:Beyonce

2011

14

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not drunk or hungover anymore…I’m back to my old lazy, unproductive self, but I will tell you one thing, alcohol withdrawal was legendary, the things I saw while hallucinating, from zombies to ghosts to all kind of other weird shit, and the dreams I had that were rudely cut short due to cold sweats were on another level of amazing….I guess I’ll just have to binge like a college kid with tolerance tonight….

Until then, here is the morning hangover dump…

Old People Can’t Figure Out the Computer Camera
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2011 NBA Mock Draft: Cheerleader Edition
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Free Web Cams That Will Bring You to Your Knees
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Tori Spelling Eludes Paparazzi By Crashing Into a School. Genius.
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Because Web Cam Sluts Like These Are the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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A Lego Sniper Rifle Won’t Do Much Damage But It’s Still Kinda Awesome
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Even the Fucking Tweens Are Starting to Call Out Lady Gaga and Her Bullshit – VIDEO
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Maliah Michele is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Drunk Sluts Get Dirty in the Shower
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The 10 Hottest Reality Show Judges
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Posted in:MHD

2011

14

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some stepNEWS to keep your ignorant ass semi-cultured and socially aware, I mean if you consider a mall cop running a prostitution ring a cultural experience….which conveniently, I do….but not as much of a cultural experience as the teacher buying her student a sex toy…genius….

Mall Cop Arrested, Prostitution of Girl
A security guard at Westfield Wheaton Mall is accused of running a prostitution business. Police say Cooper Kweme admitted to walking around the mall trying to lure young women.

Child Abuser Founded Girls’ School
A Delaware charter school in danger of closing has found out its founder is a convicted child abuser.


Teacher Accused of Sex with Student
A Pasadena teacher is a wanted man after investigators say he had sex with a student at his home and in the classroom.

Man Ordered to Apologize on Twitter – This Scares me…
A judge orders a man to apologize online, for harsh words he used about a company.

Kids Caught Tossing Rocks Off Overpass
A high speed prank on the freeway could have ended in tragedy. Kids throwing rocks off an I-96 overpass messed with the wrong driver down below. Learn what the driver did that led to these bratty kids getting busted.

Police: Teacher Gave Student Sex Toy
A high school teacher faces charges for allegedly giving a student a “sex device” on school property and having inappropriate conversations with her, Montgomery County authorities say.

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2011

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m still hungover. This is something I should probably take to the doctor. Maybe it’s ebola and I’ll be shitting out my eyeballs in a minute, or maybe I’m just dying of something a little more serious, not that much is more serious than ebola.

Not that you care.

The brother of some reality show from 5 years ago contestant/winner, I’m talking real obscure reality show from 5 years ago, not even a good reality show from 5 years ago, came out of the woodwork to defend his sister’s honor and the whole thing is kinda hilarious.

This is what he wrote, I didn’t really waste my time answering anything clever, I figured that email alone was the gold, especially when you keep in mind that even when the show was on, the bitch in question didn’t exist or matter…if you know what I mean…

You certainly have a way with words , the way you carried on about ”
Brittany Flickinger ” , you don’t know what you are saying . Call up
the largest talent agency in the world and ask them who is on their
list. Find out who is carrying their own weight with their talents ,
and what famous band works with her . Be careful of who you slander
because it may just bite you in your insignificant ass. She is rising
quicker than your pathetic career . You are just about don

I’m slowly getting back into the game….Here are my stepLINKS…

THE MIDDLETON SISTERS IN A STAND-OFF, I LOVE CATTY SIBLING RIVALRY….
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There is nothing funny, interesting, erotic or worth watching in this Katy Perry “Friday Night” I feel compelled to link even though I won’t post the shit…
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MORE LOHAN HOUSE ARREST PORN
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Tori Spelling Drove into a Car
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Rihanna See Braless And See Through In Montreal. Which Makes NO Sense TO Me cuz I live in Montreal and Didn’t See this or get a call from her about hanging out…That hurts me.
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Fashion Camel Toe Party
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People are going nuts for the Conan Dartmouth Speach
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They Say Mary Kate Olsen Is Fucking Kanye West, When They are Really Just Comparing Shopping Lists…
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Taylor Momsen is Still Flashing People
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Tina Fey is Amazing and I Wish All Broads Were as Awesome As Her
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Web Cam Sluts to Start Your Week Off Right
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Basketball in Poland Looks Kinda Awesome – VIDEO
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The Ten Hottest Celebrity Twins
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Jayde Nicole’s Sweet Little Package
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Some Old Weathered Bitch Jogging Porn
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Anthony Weiner is a Fucking Idiot
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Free Cams Shows Because I Like Being Generous
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Greedy Cunt Steals Foul Ball From a Kid – VIDEO
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Weirdest Nipples I’ve Ever Seen – VIDEO
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Erin Andrews: Her 25 Hottest Off the Field Moments
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Aimee Teegarden Panty Peek
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Some Cameron Diaz Just Because
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Maya Gets All Leathery For Some Gay Price Event
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JWoww Boobs Helping Boobs
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More Slutty Taylor Momsen
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I Love when Sluts Dress Like Sluts at Weddings
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Alexis Texas Is An Effective Tweeter
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INSANE Audi Race Crash – VIDEO
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Get a Load of Emmaly
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What Do Kids Think of Lady Gaga?
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Kacey Jordan and Sara Jaymes Get It On
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More Fashion Model Bobbies: Crystal Renn In China Girls
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Dakota Fanning is Looking Sexy
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She’s Taking Off Her Panties
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I Wanna Be All Over Natalia
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What’s With Hipster Chicks Dressing Like 6 Year Olds
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I Love Bollywood Hottie Aishwarya Rai
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Busty Teens on the Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Topless Leah Francis
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Big Dyke or No Big Dyke, Jane Lynch is Hilarious
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How To: Shark Your Girlfriend
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Old People Can’t Figure Out a Webcam
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Conan O’Brien Talks To Dartmouth Grads and It’s Awesome
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Will.I.Am is a Moron
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Jessica Alba Pregnant Cleavage
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Kim Kardashian Cheating Scandal Is A Scandal
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Kanye West’s Girlfriend Shows Her Bare Cunt In No Panty Upskirt
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Taylor Momsen Shows Off Her Tits In England
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Snooki Has A Cot On Her Knee, Probably From Sucking Cock
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