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Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day

Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day

Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day

Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day

Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2011

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s 2 pm where I am and I just turned on my computer. I guess my all nighter didn’t work out so well for me when I passed out at 8 am and just woke up now. I wanna blame it on searching the streets high and low for Amanda Seyfried who is in town filming, but that would require me to live my house. I’m a local drinker – real local..

Here are the morning hangover dump at 2 pm dumps…

Dakota Fanning in Some High School Season Porn
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Presenting: Hollywood’s Greatest Extra
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The 50 Sexiest Celebrity Fans in Sports
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Free Cams Because We Are Only Halfway Through the Week and We All Need a Pick Me Up
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Anthony’s Weiner: A Tale of Two Dicks
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How To: Punish Your Kid
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Web Sluts You Can’t Help But Fall In Love With
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Some Laura Dore Exclusive Twit Pics
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Tory Lane Gets Her Lesbian On
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The 15 Hottest Women In Body Paint
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Highschool X Social Media – Yearbook Edition
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2011

Jun

Ginger Lee, Weiner’s Weiner Recipiant’s “Work” of the Day

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I don’t follow politics or porn, so I wasn’t really keeping track of who that Weiner was sending pics of his weiner to, but someone emailed me saying it was some barely hot, big nosed, trashy pornstar with Daddy Issues named Ginger Lee.

I figured, I’d post some pictures of the trash, because we all need to see what makes a man attempt to ruin his career, all to get off to some porn trash, which I guess teaches us a valuable lesson, that even politicians like fucking enough to go out after the garbage they’ve been jerking off to…..It’s like some Alpha male personality trait that got them into a position of power to begin with….you know “Take what is yours”….and the whole thing is funny…cuz the bitch isn’t anything special…

I mean shit, he might as well been sending dick pics to someone of value, not some hooker nonsense tryng to get in the press to stand out amongst other whores but what it comes down to is who really gives a fuck who sends dick pics to who…lets just hope it motivates some bitches to send sex pics to me….cuz the congress man is doing it…

I’m sure that’ll work. It’s the same reason I drink and drive and rape immigrants in exchange for their papers….Doesn’t everyone live their life the way they see their congressman live his….Obviously….

Next time dude should find a bitch who isn’t an aspiring pornstar to fuck with. Life lesson.

Watch her acting, look at her pics. This bitch sucks, but you’ll like her cuz she’s naked.

I’d post her real hardcore shit, but this is a family establishment. You can just google those.

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2011

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the stepNEWS to start the day….Like a morning show with no audience….I bring it…

Maybe it’ll give you something to strike up conversation with the checkout clerk at the used bookstore you buy your comics at virgin…I mean assuming you leave your house…

Breastfeeding Allowed in Georgia Park and I Hope Someone’s Gonna Make a Site with all the Breast Feeding Videos…
Forrest Park, Georgia recently changed its public indecency ordinance to allow breastfeeding after mothers protested.

Caught on Tape: DC Metro Police Use Force in Arrest
Metro rider William Boykins was on the way home on May 21 when he saw Metro police with two suspects handcuffed and sitting on the platform. Boykins pulled out his iPhone and started recording

2 DC Cops Demoted After Sheen Escort
The Charlie Sheen D.C. Police escort controversy has now led to the demotions of two Metropolitan Police Department officers.

Caught on Tape: Atlanta Braves Pitcher Derek Lowe Arrest
Atlanta police have released video that shows officers interacting with Atlanta Braves’ pitcher Derek Lowe after his recent arrest for DUI.

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2011

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I forget I have a blog….those times correspond with hard drining. Othertimes I forget I have a TWITTER, those times correspond with not hard drinking….funny how life works…and by funny I mean talking about the internet like it matters is almost depressing enough to be funny…Daytime drinking is the fucking devil….

On a sidenote, I heard some good jokes today…but I don’t remember any of them…so I’ll just post my stepLINKS instead….

Kathy Ireland Disgusting Bikini Pics Cuz Bikini Models Don’t Last FOrever
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Dennis Rodman is One Hot Bitch
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Julianne Hough’s Beach Jog for Fame of the Day
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Jessica Biel Fucks Gerald Butler as Timberlake Wishes it was Him Cuz He’s Gay
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Because Naked Ladies Will Help You Pass the Time
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TGotta Love a Faceplant of Any Sort
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The 10 Hottest Women Married To Royalty
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Candice Swanepoel is Nude
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Megan Fox = Also a Fucking Idiot
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Free Cam Shows Because I Believe In Gifts That Keep On Giving, As Long As They Aren’t AIDS
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Home Alone Teen Gets Her Freak On
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25 Hottest Ice Girls of the NHL Playoffs
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Some Rihanna Side Boob Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Jessica Biel, Cause She is Gradually Fading Into Irrelevancy
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WTF Video of the Day
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Which One of These Babes Do You Think Ryan Reynolds Got to Bang
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Every Country Has Their Filthy Fame Whores
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Nicola McLean and Her Whore Cleavage
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A Huge Pair Of Knockers Will Get You Off In The Right Direction
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And This is How the Mexican Drug Gangs Deal With Each Other and Trust Me, It’s Not For the Faint of Heart – VIDEO
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Paris Hilton Should Really Just Release Another Sex Tape
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Some Rihanna Girl on Girl Lap Dance Video
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The Sexy Ladies of the X-Men Movies
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I Wanna Be All Over Kate
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And Here’s the Promo Vid for Chyna’s New Porn
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Some Amber Heard and Katie Cassidy
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Monica and Sylvia Get It On
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Yeah I Got a Thing For This Chick
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THE MODELS: 2011 CFDA Fashion Awards
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hilarious Commentary on a Bitch in Leather Shorts
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Katy Perry In A Rubber Suit Checking Out Her Tits
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FOX News – Softcore Porn Peddlers
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Holly Hagan Trashy UK Fame Whore Shows Off Her Big Titties
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Jessica Simpson. See Through Top At YALE
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BOAT FAILS
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2011

Jun

Marisa Miller is Bear Naked of the Day

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Marisa Miller pisses me off because she looks like a stripper/ porn pussy, only she accidentally met the right guy, like this was Pretty Woman and dude offered her fake tits, haggard face and rock hard body a place to make millions before the rest of her melts and catches up to her face…

So these pictures should be of her dildoing herself with a bottle of Whiskey on an Amateur porn site that were taken at some biker event while everyone smoked too much meth….

But instead it is this subtle nudity that I can’t masturbate to….

What a waste of a whore pussy.

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2011

Jun

Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip on Fox & Friends of the Day

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I was surprised to see Khloe Kardashian’s nipple slip on Fox & Friends, not because I think she’s a wholesome girl, she’s a Kardashian, I know they are all attention seeking sluts, and not because I expected her to wear a bra, because she looks like a dude and dudes don’t wear bras, that would make them gay….I was surprised to see Khloe Kardashian’s nipple slip on Fox & Friends because I always thought she was wearing a mascot costume and mascot costumes don’t have nipples…

This is really fucking me up…well not really…I just said that for effect.

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2011

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Costume Change To Cover Up of the Day

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I just posted picturs of LADY GAGA NIPPLE at some party….well it turns out she decided to put pasties on and pants off…

The whole thing is a joke, Lady Gaga is the loud annoying, trash can of a person that you’ve seen at every party.

It’s like the bitch who makes everything about them, whether pretending to be so drunk and passing out so people notice, or so drunk and dancing ont he table so people notice, or so drunk and running around naked so people notice, or so drunk and yelling craziness so people notice….

You know the person I mean…

Everywhere they go, they have to do this whole spectacle, that the people around them are supposed to look at in awe of how fabulous they are, but instead look at them in embarrassmen….

It is just rude….it takes away from the people throwing the event that’s been going on a lot longer than Gaga’s been around…it alienates the people who can’t stand her act….

Bitch has no fucking manners….Is totally obnoxious and needs to learn to scale back and chill the fuck out…and realize that life isn’t the Gaga show…if it was I’d kill myself…

Either way, here’s her costume change that should get her arrested. It is indecent.

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2011

Jun

Lady Gaga Titty Flash is Disgusting of the Day

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I’m in a weird situation here….As much as I am repulsed by Lady Gaga….from her face, to her bullshit act, to pretty much everything about her….I do kinda like the fact that she parades around half naked…but only because I know she’s really popular and I hope it trinkles down into the everyday girls’ wardrobe….so that when I leave the house I am faced with asses hanging out of spandex, and tits hanging out of bras, in some horrible drag queen impression of Madonna….and even worse…sometimes when looking at gaga, I think, fuck all that bitch needs to do is show some more genitals and nipples….cuz for someone so starved for attention she does a shitty job getting naked….making her whole half naked artist act seem as contrived as the rest of her….so finally her tit’s popped out and her nipple exposed…and it’s about as eventful as I expected, but like all ugly bitches with titty in my face, it’s better than lookin’ their face…

Here are the pics from the CFDA Fashion Awards where Gaga showed up dressed like a fucking clown, but redeemed herself with nipple, despite remaining disgusting as fuck on all levels a human can be disgusting….

Yay. Ugly people making a spectacle of themselves to distract from how ugly they are. Yay. Sloppy tit with light nipples. Yay.

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2011

Jun

Bruna Erhardt in some Wedding Erotica for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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I don’t know about you but as far as I’m concerned weddings are never erotic…at least not if you are the groom….but it is erotic for everyone else…

What it comes down to is a room full of horny desperate bridesmaids, a bride real hungry to fuck her man she’s locked down as his wife that you can smell her cunt at the back of the reception hall, but who is well aware that these are the last moments of her single life where she can fuck the wedding party without technically being a homewrecking adulterer…leading to babies you need science to determine the paternity…with great food, open bar, unhappy family members, bitter friends, and they whole thing is actually a plot for a great fucking porno…

Here’s some Vogue Brazil shoot that taps into the good of weddings…

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2011

Jun

Nicole Trunfio Tits for D-Day of the Day

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Nicole Trunfio is an Australian Model who is constantly TOPLESS FOR FASHION , or at least I say it is for fashion, but I have a feeling she’s just topless cuz she likes being topless and whether she’s getting paid or not, she does it. She’s got great tits and I am a fan of great tits, especially when those great tits have a cause…

Cuz here she is in some D-Day memorial/ tribute shoot for Purple Magazine, cuz D-Day anniversary was yeasterday…. 67 years ago, lots of people died and I have a feeling if they saw this bitch on the beach that day those tropped landed in Normandy, everyone would have put their political positions to the and shit woulda become that largest circle jerk in the history of circle jerks, but she wasn’t there….slacker…at least she’s doing her part now…

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