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Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day

Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day

Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day

Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day

Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2011

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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I think we should focus less on other people and more on ourselves. I mean who really cares about these stories the media has decided is important for us to see and know about. Let’s focus on the news in our lives instead…What’s new with you? OK. That was boring…now I get why we use TV to tune out real life…cuz real life sucks…except when we get to laugh at each other….so here’s the latest in stepNEWS…to start the day cuz I’m all Star Jones in this motherfucker….

On a sidenote, the funniest thing in local news is the anchors…its like where do they find these motherfuckers…weird.

Woman Awarded $250K in STD Cyber Bully Case – Dangerous for me cuz I’m a Cyber Bully….
A Westland woman says that a cyber bully was out to destroy her life, but now she’s getting some justice. How did the woman fight back? She took it to court and won. The jury took her side.

Cadaver Tissue Used in Nose Jobs – Disgusting.
One Houston-area plastic surgeon has developed a unique technique to solve tough cases and correct the mistakes of others.

Police called over bikini-clad zombies – Amazing
ENFIELD, Conn. – Right next to the quiet country road in the quintessential New England town of Enfield lies a secret so shocking it sparked a phone call to police.

Teen Dies after Huffing Dust Cleaner – Genius. Better off getting her highs sexting and fucking older dudes…too late for that idiot.
Friends and family members gathered in Sachse Wednesday night to remember a 17-year-old who died from “huffing.”

Texas Suspect Txt Msgs Deputy, Arrested – Genius
A suspected drug dealer accidentally turned himself in to authorities by text message.

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2011

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today was a disaster. The Range Rover oil light came on, so I spent the day at the dealer drinking free latte’s and discussing my next golf date with the boys from our driving club while eating pastries, forcing me to miss my appointment with my Financial Planner where we were going to discuss buying my private island and now my 600 dollar bottle of wine is corked and tastes like piss and to make matters worse, my massage therapist can’t come tomorrow at 8 am to mend me by the pool… Life is rough….and by that I mean…I’m not drunk enough. I slept all day. I feel like I may be dying and I’ve just watched 6 hours of amateur porn in 30 minutes….which is pretty much paradise to me….It takes all kinds. And you say there’s no God…

I don’t know what that means. but here’s the stepLINKS

Tomorrow will be a much better day…Or not…I mean who is really paying attention…except maybe my neighbors who keep giving me dirty looks when they catch me peeping…sluts….

Too tired to function – click on the links…

Sometimes I do this in the bedroom…Hookers Never Judge….
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Blake Lively Working the Publicity Angle…
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Half Naked for those Bottom Feeders at Maxim
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Ashley Tisdale is Ugly Pumping Gas of the Day
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Do Not Tell Nicolas Cage’s Son That He Can’t Eat Something
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Cam Girls That Know How to Work It Proper
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Lego Sniper Rifle
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The 15 Sexiest Celebrity Stoner Girls
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Stacey Kiebler Cleavage Hotness
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These Dirty Sluts Are Drinking Each Others Squirt
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Katy Perry is Stupid Looking
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Free Cam Shows That You Just Gotta See
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Felicity Huffman Because It’s a Slow Day
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Undecided on Whether I Would Bang Jessie J
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Wesley Snipes is Completely Fucked
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I Wanna Be All Over Jada Stevens’ Ass
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Kirsten Dunst Makes Me Wanna Puke
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Drunk Man Workout
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Xenia
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Rihanna is on Stage Pantsless Again
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I Wanna Set Michelle Duggar on Fire
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Some Atlanta Teacher Has Been Banging Her Students Again
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Check Out Janessa and Ashley
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Crazy Sexual Content Gets Human Centipede Horror Film Banned
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Some Rosie Huntington Whitley
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A Little Afternoon Girl on Girl Action
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Cameron Diaz’s Car Wash Scene From Bad Teacher
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Seriously, This Mom Jeans Fad Has Got to Go
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And More Rosie Huntington Whitley
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2 Cute Teens on a Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yeah I’d Bang Taylor Swift
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Melissa is Hot in Bed
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Ali Larter Pregnant Tits
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Some Ashley Greene Just Because
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Striptease of the Day
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Some Hot Bitch on a Boat
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2011

Jun

Eniko Mihalik Naked for Hugo Boss of the Day

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Here’s a hot picture that I assume is from the Eniko Mihalik Hugo boss Spring Summer 2011 campaign….I am loving it cuz of the fruit between her legs that I’d like to get on my knees and juice…you know have the shit dripping off my face and in my mouth and all over me…like some kind of literal golden shower…all sticky and sweet…without feeling gay about the whole testicle reference to a set of orange spheres at her pussy…because the fruit I want to dip into is her vagina fruit…all the nutrients you need unless it has aids…in which case it is just good to look at…..

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2011

Jun

Stacey Keibler See Through of the Day

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Here’s Stacey Keibler, the hottest pussy wrestling has given us… I mean other than Chyna …

Who really cares what she’s doing in these pics, I mean she’s hardly been in the media the last few years.

So it’s best to just look at the pics, take in the legs and be glad she’s not Chyna ….

Cuz it may be a while before she leaves her house again…

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2011

Jun

Janice Dickinson is the Dead Walking Among Us of the Day

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Just when I was getting over my irrational fear of zombies, thanks to too much LSD in the 80s and MDMA in the 2000s, Janice Dickinson had to come out without make-up, showing off her rotting, broken down, ex-model face in all it’s plastic and melting glory….but just be proud she didn’t come out dead vagina first, cuz as much as I’d like to see it, I know i really don’t want to actually see it…I mean her Naked Fake Tits were morbid enough…

PS. The paparazzi are wrong. She’s wearing make-up and still looks this bad. I feel like she brokered a deal with them….DEVIL WOMAN.

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2011

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Tits in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Looks like her belly button is trying to eat its way out of this dress…which I guess is why she’s dressed like Elvira, you know some “high” concept like Lady Gaga, being all literal and shit cuz she knows she’s like a horror movie, especially when in a tight dress..but what do I know….you don’t have to answer that, just look at the pics….

She also squeezed into some harness as hard as she could placed at her thinnest point on her body at some event where she just launched her perfume, cuz she’s a budding entrepreneur with e a global vision of where to take the brand she’s created based on her. A modern day Trump or Paris Hilton, money making in a ridiculous way….but I hear her perfume isn’t just called eau du toilette, but is actual piss, cuz that’s a smell she’s into…it reminds her of what she went her to get to this point…

On a sidenote: I wonder how many people have called “Kim Kardashian”, “Kim Lard-Ass-Ian” in her life? Get it cuz she’s fat….I’m betting at least 1 even though I take her as more of a “Kunt”…I have no interest in this waste of time novelty act…

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2011

Jun

Ali Larter Mom Tits that Could be Implants of the Day

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I don’t know if this is due to her tits being milk filled, or if she took advantage of her tits being milk filled to get a set of implants so people will just assume it’s hormones and pregnancy weight that she’s conveniently just never been able to lose, cuz the way she’s wearing her cleavage, I’m reminded of the way flat chested girls who have never before had tits parade their tits around after their implants they saved their stripper money to get…but I’m just making assumptions here, definitely not complaining, cuz tits are fun to look at wherever they are from, as long as they’re there….if you know what I mean…

As a reference point, for you to compare, this is what Her Tit Used To Look Like

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2011

Jun

Jaime Pressly’s Got a Hot Ass and Its Walking of the Day

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Hot Ass Jaime Pressly, now who is she again? I don’t remember…but I feel that this outfit LOOK VERY FAMILIAR ….I guess she was never a big deal, but she was a bigger deal and had some sex hype a bunch of years ago, but never did anything real substantial, other than Flash Some Ass At Her Birthday but the good news is that bitches of any age, as long as they are fit, and even if they aren’t fit but are in tight clothes, are worth staring at….and Jaime Pressly’s no exception…

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2011

Jun

January Jones Really Illegit Pregnant Vagina of the Day

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I don’t know why I’m posting these pics. I never gave a fuck about January Jones. I never found her hot. I thought her name was stupid….but more importantly I don’t dig pregnant chicks, unless they aren’t pregnant with my baby, or overly pregnany but are really eager to get cummed inside…in which case I let it slide, cuz condoms are for pussies…or something….

Either way, here’s some preggers pics..of a pregnant bitch in tight pants…much less interesting than a teenage chick in tight pants or even a teenage pregnant chick in tight pants thanks to MTV…She’s not hot even if we know she got pregnant being a slut.

These would be way hotter if we saw a baby arm reaching out of her vagina, trying to plot his escape from a life with no dad….you know being just another statistic…We’re all allowed to dream.

Yes…I know this bitch is boring. I don’t know why I did this to us.

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2011

Jun

Christina Aguilera Performing in Short Leather Shorts of the Day

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Christina Aguilera was on The Voice performing with her co-stars, I think….but can’t be too sure cuz I’ve never seen the show….but when I heard she was singing We Are the Champions that it was in reference to the all you can eat buffet, or maybe as a ritual chant after finishing off some cake, but I guess it doesn’t really matter, what matters is she squeezed her fat ass in a pair of small shorts in some clearly ill advised by a stylist with a sense of humor who plays on the fact that Aguilera thinks she’s still got it…

Either way, it was a cheesy fucking embarrassing, holding on to what we once had kinda thing and now you can watch it over and over again until Youtube pulls it. Lucky you.

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