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2011

15

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Sexes It Up For Candies of the Day

I know Vanessa Hudgens so well, that her lawyer actually emails me. Sure. It was in the form of threatening letters that if I don’t remove her nude pics, even though they were censored nude pics, that he’d get me charged for kiddie porn, depsite the fact that Vanessa Hudgens was clearly the Kiddie Porn producer, and even owned the copyright on said kiddie porn…

So me and Vanessa have a real solid bond, one where she probably doesn’t know I exist, but where I know what her alleged 17 year old, hungry for attention, unshaved box looks like, even though, I’m pretty sure she was 18 in the pics, and the whole leaking of them was some kind of publicity stunt, as it always is.

Either way, I guess I’m a fan, mainly because any bitch willing to put her naked body out there, even though nudity isn’t a big deal, is a bitch I respect because it is my life goal to see every woman in the world naked, sure I’ll come short, but at least I know I’m gonna die trying..

She is the face of Candies, she got in her underwear, this time cuz it was paying and not for fun, and the whole thing is not very hot, unless of course you think Vanessa Hudgens and her chipmunk face is, in which case, you’ll be down.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

15

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m not hungover. I’m still drunk. One of the things I hate is when people drunkenly say how drunk they are. Like on some college spring break hustle that annoys me unless it’s a girl trying to get my dick inside her as fast as she can…..I’ve become what I’ve most feared.

Here’s some shit going on around the internet…


Jump Rope Police Officers = Your Tax Dollars Hard at Work – VIDEO
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Emma Watson Does Vogue Like a Little Wizard Slut
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The 50 Best Female Bodies in Sports
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Free Cam Shows. Do I Really Have to Give a Reason Here?
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The 10 Sexiest Strippers Turned Celebrities
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More Taylor Momsen Trash
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Hello Mileena Hayes
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Limo Party Lesbians
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Mascot Fight! Yes! – VIDEO
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Web Cam Sluts You Can’t Help But Love
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WTf Photo to Start Things Off
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Posted in:MHD

2011

15

Jun

Stephanie Pratt is Fat in a Bikini of the Day

I guess when the pressure of being on the worst show on TV lifted, but more importantly when the realization that she’d never be accepted as a celebrity….she was legitimately just 5 minutes of MTV backstory to make Spencer Pratt, someone else you’ve probably forgotten, seem more three dimensional….bitch turned to eating.

Her body once LOOKED LIKE THIS IN A BIKINI , and not the sloppy unfortunate mess you see today…

It’s one of those cameras are finally off and I can eat that extra piece of cake, fuck it, give me the entire fucking cake situations….all that stress and feelings of inadequacies disappear in those 3 minutes of pleasure you get when you’re jacked up on butter….

Who really cares, fat,sloppy or not, she still is a fucking cancer on our lives….send her back to the obscurity she’s been living in so nicely the last couple of years….

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Posted in:Stephanie Pratt

2011

15

Jun

Webcam Star of the Day

Who needs real celebs, when we have real girls who own cams….

I think these girls just like the attention. They like being watched when they masturbate.

Today’s webcam star is named MoranXX and I just watched her masturbate for what may have been 20 minutes…

She’s 28, from the USA, and likes to fuck herself with a dildo while people watch until she cums, and as soon as she comes she fucks off….it’s crazy…having dudes watch her is her porn….something I can appreciate…cuz I like watching…

She had at least 1000 people watching her, she put that dildo at least enitrely inside her….I’m talking deep dicking with a rubber dick, before sucking it off….in what had to be a routine she’s done before, she was just too good to not be pro…a real pervert who needs love….

She had great tits and she’s won the Webcam Star of the day….I hope her friends and family don’t read this site, cuz I may be blowing her secret cover.


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Posted in:Webcam Star

2011

14

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Today is one of those days I’m reminded why I drink. Maybe it’s the full moon, or what looks like the full moon, maybe it is poverty, maybe it is the fact that I can’t get this site mainstream, when all I want is a private jet, or maybe it’s that I am not lube to random women I see on the street and that I want to mount like a rabid dog….you get what I am saying…there’s so much hot ass, good times, good private jets, and I’m not getting my fair share…but the good news is I can drink it off…and it’s all good…. Here are my stepLINKS…

This Dog Sniffs an Asian Armpit and Keeps Passing the Fuck Out. This Video Upsets me
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Natalie Portman’s Vagina is in Pretty Bad Shape right Now
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Hugh Hefner is Not Marrying Hot Piece Crystal Harris
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Arnold’s Mistress is Some Kind of Disgusting
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The Evolution of Courtney Cox is Funny
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Live Sex Shows Are all You Need
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Dog Sniffs Armpit and Passes Out WTF
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The Booth Babes Of E3 2011: A Retrospective
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Jennifer Hudson’s Body is Getting Tight and I’m Impressed
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Honestly Kim Kardashian’s Ass is fucking Insane
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Naughty Girlfriend Fucks Herself
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The 20 Hottest NFL Cheerleader Bikini Shoots
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger Pussy Upskirt
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The Only Thing Uglier Than British People Are Their Fucking Hats
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Lady Gaga is a Fucking Idiot. Yet Again
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Kelly Bensimon is a Slutty Mom
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Celebrity Nose Pickers – A Gallery
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The Tracy Morgan Apology Tour
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Well Hello Ariel Rebel
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Candice Swanepoel Gallery
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Meet Veronika Vega
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Coco is Being a Fucking Whore As Always
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Brawling Basketball Wives! Yes! – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Annabelle
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Top Five: Tattooed Babes In Porn
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A Little Bit of Blake Lively
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Vivienne and Dixie Get It On
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Lizzie Jagger Is in Playboy
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Hipster Hottie in Panty Hose
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Why Aren’t I Stalking Brittany Curran Yet
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Taylor Momsen is Turning Into Such a Dirtbag
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Dumb Fucking Bitch of the Day
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate is a Hot Teen Babe
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Nella is a Pink Stripper
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15 of the Sexiest Female Athletes of Summer 2011
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Eva Longwhoria is Looking as Skinny as an Alien
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Some Amber Rose, Just BEcause
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A Drunk Tayor Momsen Gives Us A Great Upskirt
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Rihanna Seen Braless And See Through In Montreal. Vroom!
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Snooki Has A Cut On Her Knee, Probably From Sucking Cock
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

14

Jun

Beyonce Kills Bitches of the Day

I would hate to be the bitch famous for being being the bitch who got overly excited over some negro bitch she’s seen on TV….

It’s like the whole world is laughing at this fat white chick who was running after Beyonce in the airport in Nice, only to fall all over herself, cuz fat chicks are designed to run, all while Beyonce, looked on and laughed ot herself, cuz Beyonce is a cunt and doesn’t actually give a shit about her fans…at least that’s the vibe I get from watching her unwillingly over the years…as she ditched her band for her own personal gain…she’s just one of those self involved cunts….and this bitch is just an idiot chasing after her for a brush with celebrity…something I’ll never understand unless there’s sex tape filming/rape opportunity…in which case I’d be down cuz it makes financial fucking sense..

Either way, what a fucking clown.

Speaking of clowns, this is my second Beyonce post today…and that makes me feel real fucking stupid.

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Posted in:Beyonce

2011

14

Jun

Leighton Meester Performing of the Day

I kinda prefer when she was coming up and staring in foot fetish videos to make a living, pay her rent and buy her time until finding the right ladder wrung to fuck her way up….

Her mom was a prison rat…I mean this bitch was raised in a halfway house….taught how to whore at a young age…like the gutter kids playing outside my house from broken welfare homes…

At least she’s more authentic than that cunt costar of hers….Taylor Momsen…but she could use a lot more titty flashing…cuz without the titty flashing this is just on some beautiful sounding lovliness and that hardly works for me…but I guess works for Meester cuz bitch is getting paid son…

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2011

14

Jun

Julia Stegner Titties for Zoo Summer of the Day

Here is German model Julia Stegner you’ve seen on this amazing, life changing, inspiring, incredible webiste before. She was Topless in Vogue Germany, she was Topless and Erotic in Muse and she’s even done some commercial work as a bitch in a bikini for H & M ….I still have no clue who she is, but I guess I don’t really have to, because she shows her tits for fashion and lots and lots of money and luckily that’s good enough for me…

The magazine is called Zoo and this is the 70s disco, cocaine inspired photoshoot and it makes me want to fuck…but then again so does everything, including this plastic bag filled with cookie dough my wife’s got sitting in the fridge…I’m a pervert, that’s what happens when you can’t turn on women you want to turn on but are instead stuck with obese women who smell like rotting vegetables and a food intolorence….

Posted in:Julia Stegner

2011

14

Jun

Fergie Looks Hot for Allure of the Day

If only photoshop could follow Fergie everywhere she goes…cuz this picture of her for Allure, is pretty amazing, especially considering she’s an ex meth addict turning 40, unless of course the meth story is a lie for publicity, in which case I’d get why she isn’t pushing 300 lbs, as all the meth addicts I know replace meth with hard eating…

That said, two years ago, I met Fergie at some event I snuck into, she shook my hand and laughed at the website name when I handed her a card, before her security ripped me off her, leading me to believe she is as lovely as she is hard bodied…

So if you don’t find these hot, and you hate her hip pop gangster act, masturbate to her niceness and willingness to not have me killed by her security team….or if you’re really weird…masturbate to her make-up, hair stylist and fragrence insider information…

That’s all I gotta say about this.

Posted in:Fergie

2011

14

Jun

Blake Lively Legs of the Day

Wanna know how Blake Lively got that bruise on her calf? Getting fucked. By Leonardo DiCaprio, when he found out she leaked nude pics to the world in some kind of publicity stunt she hopes lands her a reality show like she was a Kardashian, and he felt the need to treat her like the little whore she is, cuz little whores are bad girls and there’s only one way to teach them anything, and that’s with your dick…or maybe she bumped into a coffee table, but I don’t see any fun in that…

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