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2011

22

Jun

Katy Perry Brings Her Tits to Rolling Stone of the Day

Katy Perry was in Rolling stone and she tried to sex things up…they even went so far as hiring hipster photographer Terry Richardson, who has made crack whores look erotic enough to fuck, and the result was what you’d expet it to be….Bitch wore an “Enjoy God” shirt to stay controversial, her dress read “Katy’s Kisses” cuz she knows all that she’s good for are her tits, she stripped down into a bikini….when all she really needs to do for all the publicity in the world is have a terrible car accident, leaving her unable to perform, sing badly or dance badly…I truly believe her time is done and the public will soon be on my side and make her diasappear….at least we can only hope…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2011

22

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Has Gas of the Day

Watching Amanda Seyfried pump gas reminds me so much of watching Amanda Seyfried pump old lady in Chloe …..in fact anything Amanda Seyfried does reminds me of her lesbian scene in Chloe…cuz that movie and her willingness to get naked for her craft is the only thing I like about her…she’s got nothing else going for her…half the time she looks homeless and unshowered….she looks boring and on an average day I could never jerk off to her pics, even as a teenage boy who could jerk off to the thought of holding hands with a girl…She needs to step it the fuck up already. Seriously.

On a sidenote, this reminds me of a time when Amanda Seyfried was visiting montreal last week and didn’t invite me to play with her vagina….That’s the story I heard.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

22

Jun

My Whitney Port Vow of the Day

I am making a vow that I will not waste your time, or my time with a cunt like Whitney Port, unless she is actually showing her cunt in various positions, ideally doing a puppet with it, that ends in a theatrical song and dance, followed by fire works, cuz she’s not a fucking celebrity, in fact I have a hard enough time believing that Whitney Port is actually human…..

So this will be the last Whitney Port walking, Whitney Port legs, Whiteny Port Ass in Jeans…cuz Whitney Port is fucking done….as much as I appreciate a skinny bitch…I just can’t bring myself to draw attention to this nobody, while nature needs to takes its course and her desparation and efforts need to reflect that….cuz there’s nothing worse than a lazy bottom feeder who doesn’t even bother trying to flash nipple to get in the magazines….well I’m sure there are things that are worse but for the sake of this post, this bitch is the worst…and she’s ugly…but between you and me I like sending her twitter messages calling her fat to further destroy her complex and making her starve herself even more. Anorexics are the best.

Posted in:Whitney Port

2011

22

Jun

Britney Spears New Video of the Baby of the Day

Here’s a new Britney Video. I got 42 seconds into it before turning it off…I don’t know if it was her medicated acting, or the teenage angst I guarantee every fag is going to scream one collective orgasmic scream when they hear her say “Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You”….OMG Britney’s so punk rock….and her music is so relevant, from the heart, a commentary on her experience, real emotions can be felt, and by that I mean it’s a pile of computerized shit being spewed by a fucking puppet and it makes me want to kill myself, when really it should make Britney want to kill herself, but we’ve already gone down that road, and the sedatives kinda won’t let nature take its course and have it happen….Watch it anyway, maybe she gets naked and pisses all over the park bench like the schizo bitches I know…at least I hope she does cuz at least that would give her some redeeming qualities….who cares.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

22

Jun

Webcam Star of the Day

Her name is SweetyAss4Yo, she’s 22 and from pussy land Australia….She’s a professional cam girl and I understand why….she looks amazing…and really who would want to work a normal job when you have horny dudes throwing money at you, leading to people like me getting to watch the show for free. If I was a girl, this is what I’d be doing….Genius…

The best comment while watching her was from a guy named Monstercock who asked “would you poo today”….to which she answered “no poo”…..Buddy Jay went on to ask “Stretch your Pussy Lips”……and MissOtto said “Touche Anus”….padark asked “pee baby”….and bobby124 asked “thumbs up if you can ass fist” at which point Sweetass said “come on guys”…and proceeded to make herself squirt….

What I don’t understand is why this webcam shit isn’t a channel on TV…It’s fucking entertaining as hell…the good news is that I’ve already recruited 3 girls to start up web cam channels…cuz I’m a career advisor like that….

Good times to come…here’s some pics of SweetyAss4yo


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2011

22

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

I spent the better part of the morning texting into a radio station while drunk/dunn driving and I was very hurt that they wouldn’t read my comments out loud…I’m always fucking censored…bastards….they didn’t like my opinion of a murdering HIV positive Hep C criminal not getting his meds by the prison cuz they cost 30,000 a year, where I wrote “Let him die like the scum murdering faggot shit he is”….they didn’t like me calling the member of a band they were interviewing a pedophile cuz I know a girl he seduced by promising her a record deal when she was 15…and they didn’t like my comments about the Goose problem on the East Coast when people were all upset they are killing them off, when I asked them to mail me the Goose corpse to fuck….

I guess they didn’t realize I risked my life to get those words of wisdom to them… I guess along with you, they think my opinion is shit…

Amish Man Arrested for Soliciting a Minor….Not a Miner….Car Slams into a 7-Eleven

5 foot 5 Bandit

That’s enough news…fuck the news….bring the tits….

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2011

22

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t know if it is a summer issue…you know a whole weather getting hot and girls feeling slutty, by my inbox has beeing banging with pics from readers, even though I didn’t think I had readers, naked….In the last 3 days, I’ve had 15 emails with naked pics of people in them, now I either I really turn bitches on with my prose, like I was Shakepeare or some shit, or girls are just slutty and looking to get judged by some random internet asshole, but I’m not complaining, I’m also not posting the pics, cuz it’s taken me 6 years to get to this point, when this was my only goal of the site, and I suggest you start your own site and get your own submitted pics….I’m hoarding but remember…it’s not that hard to come across them as all girls are sluts…

And so am I, cuz here’s some shit going on on other sites…

Monster Truck Backflip. Whoa
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Meghan McCain and Her Big Republican Cleavage
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Some WWE Sluts to Start You Day Off Right
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Free Cam Shows, Because Nothing Else You Have to Do Is More Important Than Naked Chicks
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The Ten Freakiest Celebrities
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When I’m Sitting at Home Contemplating Suicide, I Watch Maru and All is Well
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Get a Load of Cyn Santana
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When You Need a Job Done Right, You Enlist a Professional
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How About a Bendy Cheerleader
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fuck With James Bond
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Posted in:MHD

2011

21

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

When I don’t drink I get irritated. When I do drink I get irritated. I think I’m just easily irritated. I should work on that, but not right now, cuz I fear that I am going to go blind, not cuz I masturbated too much and that’s what happens when you masturbate, cuz masturbating accounts for 47% of childhood obesity, 13% of blindness, 11% of hairy palms, and 99% of orgasms of socially awkward greasy virgin losers with access to the internet…..but I accidentally ate car paint.

I don’t need to get into why or how, let’s just say a dude told me it’d get me fucked up, and didn’t tell me to sniff not lick, I just need to hope I live another day…but between you and me, it wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t…

While I do that, here are my stepLINKS…

Goose Parade Weirdness to Set the Mood….
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Paris Hilton Got Dumped and Here She Is in a Bikini
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Beyonce’s Mom is Fucking Cunt whose Cunt got Fucked to Make a Cunt…Huh?
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Jessica Biel’s Got Real Deal Biceps and She Likes Showing them Off
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Miley Cyrus Pantless and Slutty Concert Pics
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Web Cam sluts You Don’t Have to Tell Twice
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Epic Wedgie Wins Fight
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The 10 Hottest Female Surfers
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Hilary Duff in the Bath
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Wow Ryan Dunn REALLY Totalled That Porsche
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Two Amateurs Get Their Lesbian On
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25 Sexiest Future MILF’s in Sports
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Kaley Cuoco 34C Side Boob. More Side Boobs? Click the Pic!
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Connie Britton Looks Kinda Trashy and I Like It (Scroll Down)
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Audrina Patridge in a Bikini
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Christina Aguilera’s New Single With Adam Levine is a Big Piece of Shit
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Gisele Bundchen Man Arms
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HOw About Some Alexis Capri?
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Rosie Jones is All Bent Over and I Like It
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Some Celeste Star Hotness
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I Wanna Be All Over Melisa
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John Travolta and His Big Gay Marriage
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This Fucking Pig Stole a Mink Coat and Hid It in Her Underwear for 3 Days. No Shit
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Meet Hayden Winters
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Former Hillary Clinton Intern Now Pornstar
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I Still Wanna Bang Elisabetta Canalis
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Alexa May Plays With Her Pink Wet Hole
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Candice Swanepoel – Victoria’s Secret Holiday Lingerie
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Hipster Hottie in Short Shorts
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Ashley Green andHer Tree Trunk Legs
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Princess Beatrice in Her Bikini – Oh God
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Megan MCCain Blocked Me on Twitter But I Can Still See Her Tits
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Paris Hilton Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Honor Student Blonde LOL
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Striptease of the Day
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Asian Squirt Machine
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Angelina is Perfection
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10 ways the world could end tomorrow
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Hotness
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Bam Margera Killed Ryan Dunn by Paying Him Enough to Buy a Porsche to Drive Drunk and Kill his friend and Now He’s Mad at Mutant Ebert….cuz he’s diverting the blame
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Bangin Candy – Carolina Catalino [Photos]
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Audrina Patridge Brought Her Tits To The Beach
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Megan Fox In A Bikini. DEAR GOD!!!
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Brooke Vincent Is Only 19 And Has Some Great Tits
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Britney Spears Shoves Her Ass In Fan’s Face During Lap Dance
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Again with the Amy Winehouse Shit…
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Photobucket Mishap – Homewrecking Bitch 10 Minute Masturbation Video she Forgot To Password
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BONUS – QUIT SMOKING

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

21

Jun

LeAnn’s Big Head, Skinny Body in a Bikini for Twitter of the DAy

When surfing LeAnn Rimes’ twitter, as I often find myself doing, you know cuz LeAnn Rimes is my inspiration…..mainly cuz I was looking for these bikini pics I was told about, I was surprised to see that she only had 100,000 followers, I mean shit, maybe it’s me, but I thought LeAnn Rimes was a big deal…she’s in the tabloids, she tweets like a fool, she posts slutty pictures of herself since she’s a new found slut…and I guess it is all because she’s went against the Jesus grain, homewrecked and got implants, alienating her core audience, and choosing her pussy cumming over her career and money, even though she coulda made her pussy cum without going public, and that honest Christian girl shit is kinda a waste of time, when the rest of the bitch looks like a metch addict porn star….

Not that it really matters, but she got a gig promoting bathing suits, and here she is sharing it with her twitter crew/the world….and I’m down with bikinis no matter what they are on…so here’s the twitter pic…slut

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2011

21

Jun

Kate Upton Tits in Esquire of the Day

Thanks to hormones in the food and genetics that have plagued so many teenagers before her, 18 year old Kate Upton has great full titties….that aren’t gonna always be great…cuz great full titties lose their appeal when the rest of the bitches body catches up as she hits 25…..which I guess isn’t the end of the world, cuz she’s still got 7 more years of exciting you, and it could be longer if she stays focused and keeps on a strict diet and exercise regime….but it was the end of the world for the many bust teens I’ve come across in my life, but more importantly their husbands, when the bitch became Gilbert Grapes mom…if you know what I mean…

So, on that note, here she is in Esquire, try to forget the downer I put on these pics, cuz really who cares where she is or how fat she is at 25, it’s not like we’re friends with her, we’re just looking at her tits today, cuz that’s all that matters….

I’m so philisophical…

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