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2011

31

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I don’t believe in the news….it is just propaganda.

But I do like the local news, mainly cuz I like know who grew the biggest zucchini in every town across America…but also because of all the idiots who go unnoticed cuz real news bumps their stories off the national news…

So that’s why I do this…and because the walmart upskirt guy is hysterical….

Man Charged for Wal-Mart Upskirt Videos
Edwin Bates secretly aimed a video camera up women’s skirts at a North Texas Wal-Mart, police say.

Thousands surround gang fight on Massachusetts beach
S. BOSTON – Authorities say law enforcement officials converged on Carson Beach in South Boston and broke up fights involving youths from rival gangs.

Five People Arrested for Dancing at Jefferson Memorial
A dance-in at the Jefferson Memorial led to five arrests and a violent clash with U.S. Park Police.

Porn Pics Found on ‘The Sims 3’ Website
There was shock for a Maryland Mom who thought she could protect her kids by supervising them online. Then she logged on the simulation computer gaming site “The Sims 3” and discovered dozens of pornographic images.

Lawsuit seeks $15K for rose thorn prick
A Lake Mary man is suing Winn-Dixie Stores and a flower importer for a finger prick caused by rose thorn.

Man Tells Police Parent’s Ashes in Car (surprising news for his parents)
Police say a Michigan man pulled over by police told them they could not search his car because the ashes of his dead parents were in the middle console.

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2011

31

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I gave a very very very weak effort today. I deserve long weekends too. Even if the holidays are from other countries, or relgons, my laziness likes to experience them and take advantage of them.

I am worldly like that – Here are my stepLINKS….

Memorial Day Celebrity Accident Wrap-Up
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Rosie Huntington Whitely In a Bikini
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The Key TO Getting Girls Naked on the Internet…
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Emma Watson in a Sports Bra
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Blake Lively is Leggy While Doing the Walk of Shame
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DIY Dentist WTF
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The 50 Hottest Contestants to Ever Be On American Idol
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Sex Shows You Can’t Help But Love
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Christina Hendricks Giant Tits Insanity
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Holly Peers is Totally Bangable
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Free Cam Shows Because I Know You Are on Welfare and Need Assisstance For Things Like This
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Lonely Blonde Rubs One Out
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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20 Sexy Sports Hottie Twitter Pics
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Halle Berry No Panty Upskirt
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Some Lohan, Just Because
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Teeny-Tiny String Bikini
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Kendall Jenner is Totally Having Sex and She is Only 15
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Adrienne Curry is Getting Divorced Which Mean There’s Gonna Be Some Nudes on the Way!
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How About some Bar Refaeli
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Get a Load of Rene Miller
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Mileena Has Me Thinking Dirty Throughts
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Sluts Doing Weird Shit in the Bathroom – VIDEO
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Aubrey O’Day Gets Slutty on the Beach
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Lexie and Candy Get It On – VIDEO
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Women Attracted To Angry, Mopey, & Arrogant Men – Science
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Leanna Rimes is Disgusting
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Chantelle is Busting Out
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Doutzen Koes Hotness
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Seriously WTF is This Bitch Wearing On Her Head
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I Wanna Be All Over Brittany Palmer
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Gotta Love a Slutty Blonde Teen
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Natalia and Aliz Lesbo Things Up
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Ghost Riding FAIL
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Nude Gaming Party WTF
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Holly Madison, Just Because
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Emma Watson is in a Sports Bra
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A Little Minka Kelly
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Christina Hendricks. Dear GOD will you look at them!
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15 Year Old Kendall Jenner On Birth Control…Because it’s the Kardashian Thing To Do.
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Essex Chicks In Bikinis And Awesome Camel Toes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

30

May

Aubrey O’Day in a Skimpy Bikini of the Day

This is what happens when you get fat, deny it to yourself, and slip into the bikini you used to wear when you were skinny, you end up flashing your mound to the world, while your belly hangs over it, in some kind of trailer park kiddie pool party experience you’d expect to see the drunk granny in her 40s having, but instead it’s a bottom feeding celeb hungry for both attention and food, and I guess that makes these pics awesome…

Getting naked for attention, no matter what size you are, always works for me.

Either way, shaved box…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2011

30

May

Ginger Spice Rape Fetish Cameltoe of the Day

Rape Fetish…

I was just thinking to myself that if anyone needs to be raped in Entertainment, it should be Geri Halliwell….but then again I come from the school of thought that believes all pussy in Hollywood deserves to be raped, so I won’t call this a coincidence but I will just say it’s touching me in all the right places as her man makes her shorts touch her in all the right places as her shorts ride up her twat. I’m emotional like that. Thanks for the tears.

Posted in:Geri Halliwell

2011

30

May

Audrina Patridge Droopy Pussy Lip in a Bikini of the Day

She may be useless, non existent, barely a celebrity with fake tits, cheesy and worse than Jersey Shore in both actions and as a TV show, but she does have a pretty fucking great bikini body…

Here are some pics of her and her no hips….and pussy lip…that is built like a set of balls…cuz one hangs lower than the other….

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2011

30

May

Katie Price “Jordan” at the Pool in a Bikini of the Day

Katie Price is a fucking joke of a person, but for some reason I am fascinated by the fact that she got famous, solely based on a set of stupid fake tits….but then I see her doing this kind of bullshit at some public pool for the paparazzi, from tattooing her 5th husband’s name onto herself, to pool dances games in hopes of finally getting that gig on Dancing with the Stars she’s been fighting for…and the whole thing is as entertaining as it is pathetic….and I guess that makes the whole thing amazing, mainly cuz she’s half naked…cuz I don’t give a fuck about the inner workings of a bitch who named herself Jordan….I’m more into staring at her clownlike, attention seeking tits…..while laughing about her retarded half black baby….but that’s just cuz I am sick in the fucking dick.

She may be old, but her titties aren’t, and that’s gotta count for something…at least that’s what she’s hoping….

Posted in:Katie Price

2011

30

May

Pink is Ready To Drop Porn Fetish of the Day

Pregnancy porn is not my thing, if anything, it is disgusting, just the idea of something that is alive, growing inside a bitch, other than fungus, disease or a big poo, just freaks me the fuck out, it is on some alien level…even though it is nature….cuz nature clearly likes to torment me….

But I figured you’d be into ready to drop porn, especailly starring your favorite ready to drop celebrity, even though I don’t believe she actually has a vagina/uterus…cuz historically, PINK has been all cock.

Here are the pics anyway…

Posted in:Pink

2011

30

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I came up with a new concept of drinking one 0.5 percent alcohol beer for every real life beer…and I tested it out last night. Turns out that instead of drinking 12 beers in a night, I drink 12 beers and 12 non-alocholic beers, it was a real fucking success, the extra 1200 calories look amazing on my bikini body…no homo…

Jukebox Boodah. I Thought There Was Religious Rules Against This Type of Thing But Then Again, What do I Know
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25 Hottest Female Poker Players Ever
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Free Cams Shows Because You Are Broke and Can’t Afford a Tuesday Night Movie
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Taekwondo Kids Will Beat Your Ass. Okay Maybe Not, But This is Awesome
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And That’s Why You Don’t Smash Into a Bridge on a Jet Ski
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More Web Cam Sluts, For You Pleasure
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Gotta Love Some Laura Dore Sexiness
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Two BFFs Get Slutty Together
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10 Early Ninties Babes That Are Still Babes Today
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Posted in:MHD

2011

30

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is Memorial Day in the USA but I am not in the USA and either is 85 percent of the world, so here are some links for those of you who are bored at work wanting to kill yourself. If you’re lucky they’ll get you fired.

Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Trailer
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Tractor Trailer Fail is Basically What I Think Of My Life Right Now – VIDEO
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50 Hot Babes Wearing 50 Pairs of Sneakers That Are Just as Hot

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The 50 Best Sports Hottie Bikini Bodies
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Free Cam Shows Because Naked Chicks Always Make Things Better
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Kim Kardahian’s Wedding Is gonna be a Shit Show, Just Like Her Plastic Surgery Face
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LOL Cat of the Day
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Web Sluts That Strip Down and Don’t Talk Back
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Gianna Deninno Self Shot Sexiness
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Horny Party Slut Tit Flash
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IF You Are Bored Check Out This

Posted in:MHD

2011

29

May

Jessica Lowndes Does FHM of the Day

Who cares about this idiot. Who she is or what she does/did. Let’s just collectively look at her photoshopped tits or more importantly how her bikini rides her photoshopped cunt. Slutting out for relevance cuz 90210 won’t last forever…and as far as I’m concered she’s better like this…

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