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2011

03

May

Mischa Barton’s Sloppy Bikini Body of the Day

Mischa Barton is not dead. That amazes me….

If feels like just last year, she was drunk, drugged and ready to throw in the towel, but for some reason she’s ended up on the beaches of Hawaii in a bikini, a place few peopel go to die, I mean other than retirees….I really thought the demise of her career, her missing the chance to be a pussy flasher, sex tape producer, when people still cared, and addiction due to demons we’ll never understand, was enough to put her under…

And really what it comes down to is dead or not, Mischa Barton still looks horrible to me….

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2011

03

May

Jordin Sparks Half Naked Celebrating Weight Loss Prematurely of the Day

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Jordin Sparks is on some Jennifer Hudson weightloss kick that puts all these dumpy white girls like Christina Aguilera and dumpy white acting girls like Kim Kardashian to fucking shame…That’s not to say fat chick stomach that looks like it could be two abs, that is really a burger and fries is really showing off an amazing body, even if Jordin Sparks dropped 40 lbs, she is clearly high on endorphines, thinking we want any part of this, you know to check out the progress I mean shit, there’s still another 30 to go bitch, let’s not jump the fucking gun and get ahead of ourselves here…How anout we take the half naked pics, when we want to see you half naked…fucking fat girls man, they think dropping 10 lbs makes ’em skinny and shit ends up like this…

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2011

03

May

Sofia Vergara’s False Marketing Got Milk Campaign of the Day

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I’m not gonna argue that this bitch has big tits, we all know she does, but I am gonna call this false marketing, because she’s in her mid 40s, had her first kid at 18, and I’m pretty sure has hit menopause and is unable to lactate anymore, it’s one of those things that happens when a bitch dries the fuck up….I’m also pretty annoyed by the fact that they didn’t even give the tits the exposure they deserved in this campaign, cuz let’s face it Dairy Farmers of America, when promoted Milk being good for the body, let’s show a little fucking body, cuz we know you didn’t book Sofia Vergara cuz she’s a flat chested little troll,

Step your game up motherfuckers, you wanna cum lip sexual innuendos you should be getting real MILK tit sexual innuendos….if you know what I mean…

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2011

03

May

Sara Jean Underwood’s Fake Tits Do Mainstream Right of the Day

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Playboy crossover star of the year is really killing it in the mainstream world, she’s got an awesome body, a set of shitty fake tits, and is on a show with a fanbase of fucking virgin losers who love her talking their language. She’s got a good thing going and I don’t mind her doing it…cuz I get to cross reference her work to pics of her bald pussy and that’s more than I can say for the other sluts pulling her TV hosting hustle….

She’s hot. I’m a fan. That’s it.

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2011

03

May

Kat Dennings’ Fat Tits Do the Thor Premiere of the Day

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Kat Dennings was some no name fat titty bitch who released some topless pics to the interest a few months ago, only to retract her fat titty topless pics by sending out lawyers letters threatening to sue me….and that’s not very nice of her…if anything it almost makes me hate her…cuz too many girls before her have threatened to call the cops, or cried rape, when all I was doing was role playing…and there’s no fun in being punished after you’ve seen, touched, or claimed the goods as your own without permission. It kinda takes the pleasure out of the whole thing…especially when we all know bitch was just doing it for attention in the first place…

All this to say that I hate bitches who back peddle on their slut behavior when they come to their senses, or when they see their scam to get famous was as simple as posting a fucking titty pic…

The whole thing is pretty iritating…but here are her fat tits to soften the blow….

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2011

03

May

Elizabeth Hurley Not in her Bikini Promoting Bikinis of the DAy

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I hate these bitches who make a living off being in a bikini when they were at their prime, now make a living off selling bikinis as a mom pussied bitch, but who feels all insecure or some bullshit, and won’t lift those mom pussy lips off the ground and tuck the shit into a bikini, to show the world she still got it going on, cuz girls with bodies like this, 40 years old or not, deserve to be seen half naked, especially when the shit is their livlihood…. We get it you’re old, you’re a mom, get fucking naked already. True story…

Either way, here she is opening another one of her bathing suit stores that makes her millions and millions…

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2011

03

May

Some Celebrity Sluts at the Met Costume Gala In Pictures

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I wasn’t invited to the Met Costume Institute Gala…even though I embody fashion on all levels of fashion…but these sluts were there:

J.Lo’s Like a Bird….

Blake Lively and her Old Face

Gwyneth Paltrow and her Aspiring Singer Cuz we Gave her too Much Props Ass

Christina Hendricks and her Tank-Like Monster Truck Body

Bar Refaeli Always Amazing

Brooklyn Decker and her Retard Downs Syndrome Face

Gisele and her Tranny Loving Husband

2011

03

May

Karissa Shannon’s Whore Fuck Finger in Shorts of the Day

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I am the unofficial fan site for Karissa Shannon cuz she’s a white trash idiot and I like watching her FUCK even if it is with black dudes who have brain washed her white trash ass with his dick…maybe cuz he promised her fame, told her it will help her get famous and stand out from her sister she used to do Playboy with, or maybe cuz it’ll piss off her trailer park dad who she is probably trying to get revenge on cuz he molested her growing up…and now she’s got his name tattooed on her fuck finger…

This is me keeping track..

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2011

03

May

Lindsay Lohan Braless for the Homeless of the Day

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Lohan knows this celebrity game all too well.

Sure she fucked up a little and went off track when she let Samantha Ronson ruin her life for whatever manipulative reason Sam Ronson decided to ruin her life for…which I think was probably personal gain and validation as a useless ugly cunt…..

But she’ll be back…she’s Lindsay Lohan…and she knows if she wants the media to celebrate her, wearing light fabric while braless for the paparazzi is a good fucking start….

She has some of the greatest fake tits in Hollywood, and they need to be shown off.

I forever remain, a fan of Lindsay Lohan.

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2011

03

May

Miley Cyrus Smells Like Teen Spirit of the Day

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This is pretty fucking funny. Miley decides to show how real she is by playing a song that inspires her and is the reason she wants to be on stage humiliating herself for a gang of crazed teen girls…..and it’s Nirvana….Totally unexpected, but her contrived dance lesson choreographed rock and roll dance felt so authentic….I’m sure Courtney Love is happy she sold Kurt Cobrain’s music to Disney….cuz it finally got the real venue to be heard that it deserved…I am sure when his bi-polar ass was writing this, this was he ultimate goal, even though everyone claims fame and the music industry is what made him kill himself…

What a fucking joke…I don’t give a fuck about Nirvana, Kurt Cobain or Miley Cyrus, but I do love that this is happening not cuz it shows just how bullshit the entertainment industry actually is…but cuz Miley has tight pants on…

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