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2011

13

May

Joanna Krupa Showing Off Tit of the Day

Joanna Krupa made a career off a set of fake tits, a bullshit story of being a Polish immigrant living the American dream, even though she lived here since she was 3 or something, making her about as Polish as I am, cuz I have a dream of juggling with a bear in a circus one day, so she got a few spreads in some Men’s magazines, made a few Top 100 lists, back in the 90s and did Dancing with the Stars before she ever really made it as a star…making her a huge waste of time, but she still shows off her number one investment, and I guess that effort shouldn’t go unnoticed…here are the pics….before she turns 40 and is forever forgotten…

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2011

13

May

Ellen Pompeo’s Low Cut Shirt of the Day

Who the fuck is this awkward bitch Ellen Pompeo and why the fuck am I posting her showing off the last of her milk-filled mom tits. I mean shit, it’s not like anyone is watching Grey’s Anatomy jerking off to her bullshit drama and hard face……. or maybe they are, I mean I learned a long time ago that someone out there has jerked off to the most obscure scenario your sick mind can think of, from grandfathers shitting, to teenage abortions, someone out there finds that the hottest shit ever….but the general public doesn’t think she’s a sex symbol or even hot….she won’t be topping any bullshit magazine lists on sex appeal….so maybe she should chill out on the low cut tops….even if all girls should rock low cut shirts no matter how ugly they are….it just makes the world a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race….

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2011

13

May

More Jessica Alba Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

I figured we needed a little horror for Friday the 13th, and as far as I’m concerned having a creature growing inside you is as bad as it gets, for both career, sex appeal and most importantly vagina….

Clearly, I’m not one of those people who think pregnancy is hot. Ever.

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2011

13

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am actually hungover….sketching out…drank at my creepy neighbor’s house watching some movie about dance…the things I will do for free alcohol at 2 am is almost insane….luckily….I didn’t meet the homeless obese girl who looked dehydrated and weak despite being obese until this morning…cuz I probably would have tried to have my way with her…you know sniffin her unshowered soot covered bacterial infection cooch thanks to bad hygiene and bad choices….

Chin Up FAIL LOL – VIDEO
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Hahaha – Wonder Woman Already Cancelled – I Called It As a Horrible Idea – I Win
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Power Ranking Each Team’s Hottest Cheerleader
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Free Cams Shows to Waste Your Friday Away
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‘Wonder Woman’ Canceled Before We Even Saw Her Underwear
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Bobcat Goldthwaith! Yes! – VIDEO
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How About some South Beach Candy
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Busty Amateur Gets Nasty
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Wild Pool Party
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Ex Girlfriend Gets Fucked
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They Are Replacing Charlie Sheen With Ashton Kutcher, Holy Fuck I Can’t Wait to See This Shitshow
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2011

13

May

Friday The 13th Ketamine Dance Party of the Day

I may hate being around people on K because they are generally weird as fuck, but I’d take them over people on blow any day, so watching this guy on K, rockin’ out all young and unaware that this will bite him in the ass provided he ever becomes a politician or CEO or Doctor or Lawyer, which I think despite his polo shirt, is probably not really in his options….

Watch the video and get down for Friday the 13th. Let’s take this viral.

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

13

May

Kate Upton’s Gonna Be Fat but for Now She’s Hot of the Day

I don’t know much, but I know how young pussy ages and I am going to say there is a 98 percent chance this Kate Upton chick is going to be the next Kirstie Alley, provided she doesn’t give into her barnyard eating habits that are just instinctive….

So take it in while you can….cuz the shape of her ass, the sloppiness of her tits, the thickness in her skinny ankles are all gonna catch up to her, but at least she was smart enough to make money off the shit while it was there, unlike all the hot girls I knew who just went on to get married and fat while wasting their prime on school and long term relationships…

Who really cares where she’s going, it’s about celebrating where she is today, with her big young tits in some animal print, something that speaks to me ever since deciding I want to be an exotic animal smuggler or bitches dressed like exotic animal smuggler when I grow up…..even if I am already grown up….a man’s allowed to dream, isn’t he?

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2011

13

May

stepNEWS of the Day

stepNEWS to start the day make you a more informed chronic masturbating redneck hick with a grade school education and a stray dog you like to fuck when no one’s looking…

I’m making the world a more informed place…..one idiot at a time…

Police: Man stabbed woman over milk
A Daytona Beach man is facing a charge of aggravated battery after stabbing a woman for not purchasing the type of milk he is accustomed to drinking.

Burger King boots blind woman, guide dog
Helen Arnold says she was the one grilled by an employee, after going inside with her guide dog Troy Serves her Right for being blind….

School sexting investigation draws ire
The issue of teenagers sexting each other isn’t a new problem, but the way one school is handling it is. This is the first time we’ve seen a school take the cells phones and conduct their own investigation and by investigation I mean jerk off to their students conference

Near-riot breaks out at Odd Future album signing
A police officer was taken to the hospital and a huge crowd of fans was dispersed from a CD signing by the biggest thing in hipster rap Tyler, the Creator.

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2011

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day was seeing a bunch of dudes with modified shit boxes in a parking lot showing the shit off like it was an Aston Martin or some shit….no wait…the highlight of the day was seeing their fat girlfriends think the motherfuckers were in Fast with their retard faces. The mall in the middle of nowhere brings out the winners….and apparently it also brings out the social awkward….I’m talking about myself. Show me your tits.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Looking Good Sweetheart…
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Some Attention Whore Slut who may be a Dude Claims That the Some A-Lister Gave them Herpes and Now they Want 20,000,000 or they Release the Sex Tape – SCANDAL –
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Leonardo Is Bangign These Body Painted Over-Rated Sagger Tits
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Minka Kelly Sluts it Up While Walking Her Bitch
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Blondes are Dumb as Shit….But I Wanna Fuck ALl Of THem
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Regular Girls Getting Naked to Pay the Bills…
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Free Webcam Girls….Other Loser Perverts Give them Money….While We all Get to Watch. Solid.
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The Situation Wouldn’t Pay His Dad’s Medical Bills and Now His Dad is Buthurt and Ranting to Anyone Who Will Listen and It’s Hilarious
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Someone In Hollywood Has Been Passing Around the Herp!
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They Strip, You Watch
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Gymnastics is Pretty Gay, But I Gotta Say Even I Was Impressed With This – VIDEO
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Rosie Huntington Whitley Brings the Hotness
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Lindsay Lohan: “Glad to Be Able to Put This Past Me. You Know, So I Can Drink Again.”
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Dare I Say Britney Spears is Looking Bangable?
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Take a Sexy Vacation
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Cam Shows that Are Free and These Days, That’s a Bargain
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Cassidy is a Squirter
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Top 25 Reality Show Sports Hotties
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She’s Kinda Skeletol But I Would Bang Angelina Jolie Still
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Uma Thurman Upskirt
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Gwenyth Paltrow Has the Chest of a 12 Year Old Boy
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Amber Rose Flaunts Her Shit
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Raunchy and I Like It
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More Middleton Bikini Photos
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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I Love Zoe Zaldana
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Priya is Lookin Slutty
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Meet Anny D, I Think You Will Be Glad You Did
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Coco’s Ass is Insane As Always
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Britney Has One Tight Body
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Man Sent To Jail For Ejaculating In Co-Worker’s Water Bottle
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Vanessa Hudgens Hotness
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How About Some Squirting Lezzies
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God I Love Charlize Theron
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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A Bunch of Sluts At Cannes
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This Guy Could Literally Kick the Shit Out of You – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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If Movies Were Literally Their Titles: Part 2
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She’s Fucking Herself With a Baileys Bottle
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Gotta Love a Tight Body
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Rachel McAdams Hotness
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More Kate Upton Sexiness
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Scientologists DON’T Believe In Global Warming
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Lindsay Lohan And Her Wonky Tits Leaving Community Service
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Kim Kardashian And Her Big Tits Wants You To Get Wasted
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Jennifer Aniston Works A Banana
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2011

12

May

Miley Does Brazil in a Bikini

Miley keeps it white trash in Brazil, by rocking the trailer park chairs, hanging with some obese and/or pregnant chick, and a few other gutter trash with angel wing tattoos, you know the kind of girl who fucks her relatives by choice….cuz it’s more convenient than leaving the house….all she’s missing is some moonshine, a half black baby and a stripper pole…If you know what I mean…..and that’s all I have to say about that….

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2011

12

May

Malgosia Bela is Naked for Muse Magazine of the Day

Here is Polish Model totally naked for MUSE….and I guess getting naked for a lot of money at the age of 33, when you’re comfortable enough with your body to get naked and not really care, cuz you know it’s all down hill from here and never getting better so take what you can get…is a lot better work than training to be in the circus, wrestling bears, doing acrobatics, riding elephants, or whatever else it is that Polish people do….

Why work the circus or the sex trade when you can get naked for fashion…..and that’s all I have to say about that.

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