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2011

16

May

Michelle Rodriguez is the Ass Flashin’, Titty Grabbin, Lesbian Monkey of the Day

I don’t find Michelle Rodriguez hot. She’s a little to hardcore dude for my liking. It always amazes me when a motherfucker tries to convince me she’s hot…especially cuz I know she’s got bigger balls than me…which may not be saying much…but it’s saying something and that something is that she’s way too built for construction for her lesbian sex games to be something I’d want to watch, even though I like to see everyone’s lesbian sex games….I just prefer when the bitch is actually a size I can actually rape if needed….but instead she’s hanging around like a monkey…something I can only assume she is used to…you know since she looks like a fucking monkey…and because She’s Done Did This in 2007 ALready ….

Who cares, here are the pics…

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2011

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my stepLINKS….

It is the weekend. I am going to get drunk. I am going to molest. I am already drunk and I already molested myself. It’s gonna be better than typing this on the computer. Fuck yourself…I love you…I’m so confused…Hold me…No don’t, I can’t stand you…What the fuck am I doing here…DRINKY DRINKY….GOODNGIHT


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Here are the stepLINKS….

POLE DANCING CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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The Dumb Bitch With the Gutter Tattoos is Miley’s Mom
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Kate Moss Braless Even Though We’ve ALl See Her Topless
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It Doesn’t Matter What Month It Is. These Girls are Down to Get Naked on Camera 365 Days a Year…
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Take a Vacation With the Slut Of Your Dreams
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Miley Cyrus Bikini Shots
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Looking Good Sweetheart!
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Cam Shows for a Wated Weekend
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Meet Melissa Deblin
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Miranda Kerr Hotness
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Free Cam Shows
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Girlfriend Plays With Her Friends Pussy
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WTF Photo of the Day
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The Sexiest NFL Football Jersey Wearing Fans
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Maria Fowler Areola Slip
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Stupid Outfits or Not I Would Still Bang Rachel McAdams
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And MORE Miranda Kerr
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And Yet Again Lady Gaga Leaves Me With the Feeling of Wanting to Punch Her in the Face
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Jessica Biel Wants to Bone Bradley Cooper
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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SEXIEST BULLRIDE EVER! – VIDEO
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Simona Halep’s Tennis Tits
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Nicki Minaj and is Humping in this Animated GIF
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End Of Days: Man Spends Life Savings To Warn Us Of The Upcoming Apocalypse
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Meet Sabrina and Friends
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Madonna, Peepshows, & Chatroulette
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Vanessa Hudgens X Rosario Dawson – Who Would You Rather?
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The Hottest Anal Fucking Machine
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Bar Refaeli Gallery
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This Bitch Is a Mad Hatter
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Red Carpet Hotness @ Victoria’s Secret “What Is Sexy? List” Event
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kitten Needs a Smoke
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Huge Gallery of Amateurs
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Geri Halliwell is Cleavage-y
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Get a Load of Chell Marie
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Minka Kelly Walked Her Dog With Cleavage
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Eva Longoria Puts On One Hell Of A Sexy Little Leg Show
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Mariah Carey Spikes Her Breast Milk
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Heidi Klum on the Beach with some Turds
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Eva Longoria’s Ass Quite Fuckable In Short Shorts
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Jessica Wright Is Impressed With Her Fake Tits And So Am I
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Vanessa Hudgens Doing Her Best Hooker Impersonation In Her Fuck Me Boots
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Tish And Miley Cyrus Slutty Bikini Pics
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BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS TOE FUNGUS

Free Webcam Girls Getting Naked on Webcam Cuz Other Loser Perverts Give them Money….While We all Get to Watch for Free.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

13

May

Eva Longoria Topless Photoshoot of the Day

I guess this is what happens when you cheat on a bitch, you make her go all psycho and she sets out on a mission to prove just how hot she is in an “I’ll show you what you walked away from asshole” kinda way…..without realizing that there’s a million, maybe more, probably more, definitely more amazing than her pussy with a lot less headaches than her diva ass….you know one of those “I can fuck this girl who thinks I am a god cuz she’s poor and I have money”…or “I can fuck this girl who is thinks she is god”….kinda thing…

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Posted in:Eva Longoria

2011

13

May

Adriana Lima Mom in Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

I still remember when Adriana Lima was marketed as some native from the jungle of Brazil who was a virgin….It was like these massive tits and amazing body, untouched. I never fully believed it, but I liked those days better than today, because now I can’t pretend their lie is truth, cuz I know she got pregnant and I know she had the baby, and that only happens to virgins in the bible…it’s good, but it’s just not the same. Tainted meat at your favorite restaurant doesn’t mean you’ll stop showing up to eat there, if you know what I mean….AND IF YOU DON’T, just show them to your wife to remind her where she’s slacking/lying post pregnancy….

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2011

13

May

Kate Moss Flashes Panty of the Day

Seeing Kate Moss flash her panties would be more exciting if I haven’t already seen her naked pussy at least once…and if that naked pussy hasn’t spent the better part of the last two decades having unprotected sex with junkies in rock bands…..and if that naked pussy wasn’t a mom in it’s 40s…..and if her panties were more crotchless…but we take what we can get here….

Posted in:Kate Moss

2011

13

May

Gisele Bundchen in Lingerie of the Day

Gisele was modeling lingerie in Brazil for Valentines Day even though it is May. I figured I’d post the shit, cuz even if she has a legit dick, she’s still worth looking at in lingerie, cuz she’s been marketed as a woman and we can always plea ignorance if some unwanted facts ever surfaced, but more importantly cuz she’s got a hot body.

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Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2011

13

May

Eva Longoria Short Shorts of the Day

Here are some pictures of Eva Longoria taking her skinny legs and Mexican booty in short shorts that don’t look like the average 35 year old mexican legs and booty, possibly cuz she doesn’t have 14 kids and live in a clay hut making corn tortillas…shopping, instead of making beds and cleaning up shit smeared bed sheets, used condoms off the floor and vomit off the ceiling in 3 star hotles like she should be. It’s not racist, I’m mexican.

Funny how life just works out for some people..

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2011

13

May

Lady Gaga Sheer Exotic Animal Outfit of the Day

I think I’m over my dream of being an exotic animal smuggler or bitches dressed like exotic animal smuggler ….

She’s so full of shit in all that she does and the only hope I have for her is that some dumb hot chick in her late teens decides Gaga is her idol cuz Gaga gets all the attention and starts dressing in sheer taped up nipple outfits…..and by some dumb hot chick I mean all dumb hot chicks…

The only way this is acceptable, is if it leads to copycat borderline nudity…Oterwise, it’s just wasted fucking punishment..

She digusts me and not just because she always looks like she’s about to puke….

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

13

May

Hilary Duff Side-Profile Tit of the Day

I don’t know what’s happening to Hilary Duff, maybe it’s just the angle, but it looks like she may be growing breasts. Maybe she’s finally hit puberty, or maybe she’s wearing a push-up bra, or maybe she’s been laying so low profile cuz she bought herself implants, which I doubt cuz her husband is one of those “in it for the lockerroom comradery” jocks, gay to the core, disguised in jacked up testosterone and initiation hazings and by default is into her looking as manly and broad shouldered as possible for him to fuck, unless he’s using her as bait to lure his teammates in, in which case it all makes sense…

All this to say I’m digging this stuff by Duff….

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

13

May

Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel with Mario Lopez of the Day

Victoria’s Secret pussy looks better when it is half naked and not standing with the dude from Saved by the Bell’s stupid looking spic face, not cuz I am one of those “I wish I was the brownie with the hot pussy” jealous kind of people, you know like the nerds who get mad when they find out a celeb is dating Leonardo DiCaprio or some shit, like when they want vengence on the fucker for stealing their fantasy bride they’ve never net, but just because Mario Lopez annoys me at my fucking core.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Miranda Kerr