Pirated tits is way better than pirated music, movies, and software. I never found Penelope Cruz to be anything special, maybe it is cuz her nose could double as back-up sail on the Pirate Ship after getting shot by a cannon, or maybe its cuz I’m racist against Spanish people….or maybe I just like my bitches to be closer to 18 than 45…who really knows, but here is her cleavage anyway, even though we’re more into booty…..(embarrassingly bad joke if I was the kind of motherfucker who got embarrassed, while I’m just the motherfucker trying to get pictures of celebs I don’t give a fuck about up)
Here are some pictures of Cheryl Cole wearing a dress that all girls should wear, except maybe the girl I just saw walking out of the Dunkin Donuts, she should probably stick to wearing elastic band pants and oversized shirt, cuz she’s fucking disgusting, Cheryl Cole on the otherhand is quite spectacular, prison tattoos and all and America is gonna fall in love with her on Simon Cowell’s new show. Get ready for it with her tits.
Marisa Miller is overrated. She’s a stripper who strayed from stripping. She’s got fake tits, a hard body and for some reason her career went to legit modeling…a reason I will never understand…but think it has to do with being the “All AMerican” kind of girl…
So here is her hard fucking face, one that would only look nice on a stripper under the black light, only for you to get a horrible surprise when you offer her enough money to go back to your motel room with you, only to realize she’s like a fucking gremlin, and the second you get her in normal light, she turns to this.
Maybe I’m being too hard on aging, but maybe it’s deserved since her entire career wasn’t deserved…but this is a fucking old looking face….one so old that’s it is the old lady at the strip club….and not the crack whore stripper…the old lady no one really gets why she’s there…and I guess in some ways that’s amazing….
I like to post pictures of Victoria Silvstedt to remind the world that she’s a fucking whore, an expensive high class whore, who has a vast clientele of one billionaire….not that the world even knows who this bitch is, because she did some Playboy shit in the 90s and has since really just become the mistress to some Greek Billionaire….who tried to sue me for posting pics of her getting eaten out…and that made me hate a bitch and for some reason post pics of the bitch eating with her Greek Billioniare living her “Pretty Woman” whore life….oh how the crackwhores I know would evny her all fancy and expensive perfume smelling and shit…
When did the bodyguard from Jerry Springer get his own TV show? I think that’s far more ridiculous than the slutty guest on the show talking about how her dad seduced her slut ass on Myspace when she was 16 and how they are now soul mates and in love….they kind of lost credibility when they made out in front of everyone like a performance for attention….in some semi-twisted but have heard these white trash stories before cuz people are fucked up and have been fucking their family members for generations kind of way….and I don’t see a real issue in the whole thing…not because he made that vagina….and has a right to it…and not cuz I think fathers and daughters should fuck…but because it makes for good TV.
I don’t know if I already posted these pictures, pregnant chicks, especially when half naked, are kinda like what black people think about white people, that they all look the same.
That’s not to say I wouldn’t try to have sex with her unprotected for confidence that I wouldn’t knock her up and have that lifetime commitment, but is to say that I’d probably hit it from the back, cuz that baby filled stomach with a buldging belly button is about as erotic as finding out a bitch has AIDS before sticking it in.
Even after all these years and all these kids, Gwen Stefani still has a body of a dude. Her Husband, Gavin Rossdale, the tranny lover, must really like that…..you know cuz he used to fuck Tranny’s and her being built like a teenage boy was always what he liked best about her…..
I’ve never found her hot, so seeing her in a bikini now, is no better than seeing her in a bikini then, I figure if I wanted to see Tank Girl in action, I’d just watch the movie….and if I wanted to see tank girl in a bikini, I’d just watch point break.
Gwen Stefani sucks and here she is proving it, her body is so unsexy, she could be walking around topless, like a four year old girl at the beach, only we all know she takes it up the ass, cuz bisexual men never date girls who don’t do anal…not that that makes Gwen Stefani any better….
You know – I make fun of these idiots on the stepNEWS, but I never take the time to really appreciate what they do to get on the news, like the dude who told his employers that his wife had cancer and they paid him 7,000 dollars, before his cunt wife ratted him out, I mean shit, that plan was almost genius, but I guess the key word is genius, and I guess this really just shows us the fine line between half retarded and being smart…. this is the stepNEWS…we’re not here for smarts…I am here to celebrate retardism….
Man lied about wife dying from cancer
Police say a Greenville, N.H. main deceived his employer of thousands of dollars under the guise that his wife was dying of cancer.
Man Accused of Burning Ex Stays in Jail
The man accused of setting his ex-girlfriend on fire made a court appearance Thursday morning. Cobb County police say 25-year old Morgan Yarbrough of Powder Springs surrendered Wednesday after spending hours on the run.
Teacher accused of stealing markers
34-year-old Carl Howard, a Florida teacher, was caught shoplifting $800 worth of art markers.
Pornography Found In Bin Laden Hideout
U.S. officials say a stash of pornography was found in Osama bin Laden’s Pakistan hideout raided by Navy Seals.
Tattoo Artist Faces Child Sex Charges
A southeastern Pennsylvania man accused of trading a tattoo for sex with an underage girl now faces sex charges involving more than a dozen other children as young as 4 years old, many of them the children of friends and girlfriends.
Woman run over by beach patrol
A woman was run over by a Volusia County Beach Patrol vehicle Friday morning at Daytona Beach.
One on one with Katy Perry’s parents
Their daughter is living a teenage dream with fireworks and they are in central Florida to bring their Evangelist message to teens and parents.
Caught on Tape: Ox stuck in clothing store, breaks out
As much as I hate TV, I made a night of getting drunk and watching TV with my sketchy neighbor, who for some reason always smells like a sewage pipe, and who is either high on speed, or just very energetic and needs a lot of bathroom breaks, it was a big night, I mean Survivor Finale, it’s the shit that makes coversations Monday morning’s at the office, cuz I worked at an office and I know how you idiots relate to each other based on TV, and maybe that’s what made me hate the shit and take 8 years to come back to the shit, but last night, 8 drinks in, it was ok, until this sewage tweaked out bitch tried to make me eat her out by shoving her crusty cunt in her face while I was at Tribal Council, I never smelled a smell like that, and trust me, I pretty much sleep with anything that doesn’t make me gag, so I had to escape…so unfortunately, no hangover, but I do have hangover dump and my lip is tingling, I’m convinced it’s a cold sore…that’s neighbors….
A friend of mine recently hand an encounter with Audrina Patridge, the drunken white trash cunt with a hot body, who is relatively irrelevant, other than the fact that she got on TV once and has a hot body, and I figure his first hand account of how awful a human she is, is probably a better support to these pictures of her hot body celebrating her 26th birthday, cuz as much as I can act like I hate a cunt or be annoyed by a cunt, ultimately, I don’t know the cunt and have never experienced a cunt, and the only thing I’ve know about the cunt, is that I like looking at the cunt naked, half naked, in see through outfits or really anyway the cunt decides to present itself, or anyway her dad decides to present her, with the fake tits he got her at 18 for her birthday, making her tits 8 years old, a great year for fake tits that he planned on using for just this purpose, to get noticed, otherwise, she’d never woulda got on TV, and I probably wouldn’t waste my time focusing on how horrible a person she is..and Wet Republic in Vegas wouldn’t bother hosting her party and making a spectacle of the whole thing for media attention, cuz trust me, they aren’t doing this bikini pool party for Precious, and she’s on TV and has big tits, and there’s a simple reason for that, and that’s that the general public doesn’t wanna Precious in her bikini cuz she’s disgusting looking, and it doesn’t really reflect the message this cheesy fucking club is tryign to get across,… not that it matters…
So this is what he had to say about the Patridge family:
I’ve never encountered someone less interesting who feels more entitled to everything than this stupid cunt and her stupid cunt family and the parasites hanging on around her. It’s as if a family of retarded drunkards won the lottery.
If her mother weren’t such an awful person, I would feel sorry for her. She used to get by on her looks. Now they’re fading. Her daughter is more famous and “prettier” than she ever was and certainly ever will be. She tries to dull the horror by getting completely shitfaced and acting like she’s 23 but ends up looking like a pathetic old drunk lady. She has that raspy old drunk lady voice.
The father looks like moe from the three stooges.
Sounds like my kind of people. I may be in love.
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