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Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

May

Emma Roberts Experimental Lesbianism of the Day

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There’s something I like about seeing girls experimenting with each other. Maybe it’s the level of immaturity in their sexuality,you know like some young hot high school girls going at it fantasy, or maybe it is just their willingness to explore the different ways to get pleasure….going into hetero relationships with an open mind and willingness to revisit those crazy teen years with threesomes….Unfortunately, for us, Emma Roberts is the one wearing the pants and dictatating the direction of this pussy lick, and the one in the pants always ends up being a penis hating dyke, and I never like those kinds of lesbians…and coincidentally, they don’t like me either….

That said, here’s Emma Roberts with her girlfriend getting smeared by the pap like she was Ellen…or more eager for the attention to remind the world that after seeing her abusive father drunkenly abuse, she wants nothing to do with cock….

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2011

May

Vanessa Hudgens in Shorts at the Airport of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is an attention whore and attention whores are amazing because they are usually willing to do anything, like release self shot nude pics they claim were for their boyfriend, even though we all know he was gay, in hopes of re-inventing herself and breaking free from the whole Disney bullshit reputation that made her famous in the first place…you know it hopes of a legit career…

I just hate when those same attention whores back peddle and send lawyers letters threatening to charge me as a child pornographer even though she’s a child pornographer for taking the pictures of what she’s against us posting..

It’s like stand by your attention whoring, no one likes an Indian giver…and I guess this is her trying to redeem herself….in some shorts and fuck me pirate boots…

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2011

May

Angelina Jolie Posing with Furries of the Day

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I haven’t hear much about Furries Fetishes, you know where people dress up like mascots and fuck each other in a large room filled with giant stuffed animals, that I can only assume stems from childhood crib time, that any way you look at it it’s fucking weird…But maybe these pictures of Angelina Jole Once the Hottest Thing in Hollywood will revive it provided she’s not too old to revive anything sexual….

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2011

May

Lady Gaga’s Got 3 Heads and I’m Scared of the Day

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This 3 Headed Lady Gaga picture is doing the rounds, and shit is like a fucking nightmare to me, because I find her disgusting…and I’m not just talking disgusting cuz she runs fucking scams, pretending to be an artist and shit, I’m talking disgusting because she always looks like she’s about to throw up….It could be her weak chin and her permanently opened mouth she can’t close….or maybe it’s her bug-eyes and everything else that would have made me put her up for adoption if she was my kid, cuz a reminder that I took part in making this creature would do bad things to my spirits….

They should have just replaced her with a hot chick.

Lady Gaga’s done. Can’t wait for the rest of the world to pick up on that….

On a sidenote, V-Magazine ran a male model contest that I won by a lot and they NEVER ever gave me my prize. Fucking con artists.

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2011

May

Saskia de Brauw is Naked for Fashion of the Day

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I did a little research about this bitch named Saskia de Brauw, partially cuz I never heard of her but mainly because I didn’t think I was spelling her name right…It’s some dutch shit that just doesn’t make sense in English…and it turns out that she’s one of those people who likes getting naked for high art or for things she thinks are high art…I found her website and she’s crazy.

Sure the whole visual artist who uses her body as her vehicle to get her message across is a whole lot of bullshit…but at the same time…these are the crazy kinds of bitches not scared to get naked who are willing to experience dirty fucking site so long as you promise that it’s got some higher purpose….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, it’s pretty much that these kinds of crazy, naked, sexed up bitches will put anything in their cunts as a fashion and art statement and here are some pictures of her giving you a glimpse into that crazy.

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2011

May

Lizzy Jagger on the Playboy Cover of the Day

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Jerry Hall’s daughter Lizzy Jagger is on the June cover of Playboy. I figure it’s got to do with the fact that her sister, Georgia May gets more attention than her, and like any jealous cunt, she strps the fuck down and steps the fuck up, despite the fact that Mick Jagger is most likely a billionaire, and that these twats could live a very nice, calm, relaxing, and even drunken and slutty life full of excitement, without the obvious cry for attention….reminding us that Daddy issues have no price boundries and can affect the local stripper just as much as the local trust fund girl, both starved for attention, both getting naked, but one’s doing it to pay the baby formula, the other’s doing it cuz she wants to….and both are equally amazing…

I’m sure the family is proud…I’m also sure that I’m in love….

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2011

May

Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses Trailer of the Day

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I was going to post this last night, but I had already done way too many posts for the day, and I realize that no one reads the site, so I might as well just do one fucking post a day, and get the same fucking response and impact out of the 4 people who accidentally end up here….so I put it in the stepLINKS….

I have an addictive personality, and for some fucking reason I am addicted to posting every fucking story that I can, and I even have an internal dialog with myself, telling myself no to post the shit, cuz no one, including myself care about what I have to say or even about the content I’m putting up.

It’s a real fucking mess, and I prefer when I was addicted to masturbating, getting nude pics of girls, and speed.

Some recovering addicts find Jesus, I found blogging nonsense. It’s fucking weird…

But not as weird as seeing Aniston in her lingerie sucking showing us what she does to the men who fuck her, leave her and don’t bother coming back to her to start a family with her, cuz shit’s not good enough to balance out her cunt behavior….but it’s good enough to look at pictures of…

I guess she gets that it is now or never for her body…now or never…next stop….more pussy to legitimize herself as an actress….but I’ll take this lingerie trailer for now….

Here’s the Horrible Bosses Trailer

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2011

May

Pregnant Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

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The only time I find a pregnant chick hot is when it is my wife and the I know for a fact the kid isn’t mine because then I have an excuse to leave the bitch with a smile on my fucking face.

I am not one of those idiots who thinks pregnancy is beautiful. I know the damage it does to a woman’s vagina, the headaches it causes, and if anything a living thing inside you, even if it is natural, seems so fucking unnatural….

So here are some pics of Alba throwing away her career a little more, and the positive side of this is that she’ll come back as a mature actress willing to get naked, the unfortunate side of that is that it’ll be too little too late, cuz this coincides with her not being at her prime.

If you know what I mean.

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2011

May

stepNEWS of the Day

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The stepNEWS is fucking amazing…but not as amazing as the dude who stripped down naked talking craziness and chased people in the subway….he’s one of those “shoulda been me” motherfuckers…I coulda done that with my eyes closed and got all the glory….but instead I just sat here….on my soiled couch naked and talking craziness…just goes to show what a little ambition and drive can do for a talent…it can land you on TV…Amazing

Caught on Tape: Victim beats, chases carjacker
The victim was in his truck at a drive through when another man walked up, then threatened and hit him with a stic

Naked man’s racial rant caught on tape
Cameras capture a bizarre scene on the New York City subway.

Dad Charged with Beating His Daughter
He sat silent in court as he was charged with beating his own daughter so badly her face was no longer recognizable. The 52-year-old Oxford man is being held on $2-million bond after allegedly assaulting her with a bat.

Judge fines potential juror $450
Judge Belvin Perry started the afternoon session by fining prospective juror Jonathan Green in contempt of court after he was told that during the lunch break Green had engaged a reporter with the purpose of trying to get out of jury duty

Man Sets Fire to Woman at Gas Station
Cobb County police are looking for a man who they say doused his former girlfriend with gasoline and set her on fire. It happened at a Kennesaw gas station off of Barrett Parkway early Wednesday morning.

Deputy Accused of Having Sex With Teen
Another San Bernardino County Sheriff’s deputy was jailed for allegedly having sex with a teen girl in the department’s youth Explorer Program, prompting the suspension of a portion of the program.

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2011

May

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini to Celebrate her Break-Up of the Day

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So here are soe pictures from the last 3 years of Bar Refaeli in her bikini.

The news of the day is that she’s officially single…her and Leo broke up again and that I’ve set up shop outside the grocery store in a Jewish neighborhood, pretending up Israeli, panhandling for money to buy a ticket to the motherland Israel, at least that’s my line I’m working and I’m pretty sure it will work….so that I’ll be able to stalk her in the first person, instead of to pictures of her….

It’d make a great documentary. Anyone have a camera crew?

Here she is from 2008….

Here she is from 2009

Here she is in 2010

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