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2011

12

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I tried getting drunk in a bar last night. I’ve been limiting bar visits cuz bars are depressing and a waste of money. I’d get drunk at home where the only idiot I have to listen to is myself… Not being forced to interract with idiots. But I went against my way, ended up in hell, had to watch desperate to get married 35 year old women talk about their boyfriend troubles, dudes talk about picking up those random girls, and there were a few awkward 35 year old couples you know were only there on an internet date to fuck, but they were trying to make it more legitimate so the bitch didn’t feel like a whore when she took his load on her face, so the bitch could go to her friends and say “He took me on a date, we had great chemistry”. It has a better ring to it than “I needed to get fucked like a useless whore I feel like I am on the inside”.

Good times!

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The Sexiest NFL Football Jersey Wearing Fans
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Free Cams, Man
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High Five for the First
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Bree Olsen is Gonna Do Playboy
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Check Out Emally
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Party Slut Flasher!
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Hot College Amateur
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Four Juicy Asses
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Bill Maher Keeps It Real – VIDEO
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Slutty Girls Being Sluts on Camera.
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Free Webcam Girls….Other Loser Perverts Give them Money….While We all Get to Watch. Solid.
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2011

11

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been trying to integrate some dog behavior into my everyday life, mainly when it comes to sniffing asses as girls walk by. I’ve been practicing on my wife, unfortunately, cuz she smells like mothballs, feces, piss and musky asshole, and tonight I plan on having my inaugeral voyage in the park with soccer mom’s during soccer practice.

Very excited.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Lohan Vampire Pussy Pics Got 40k From Some Backstreet Boy – I Call Bullshit
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Jennifer Aniston Wears Lingerie in Some Movie Trailer
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Gwyneth Paltrow Deep V Titty Pics
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Snow Mobile Accident Whoops!
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The Situation’s Dad is More of a Low Life Than The Situation, As If That Is Possible
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Slutty Girls Being Sluts on Camera.
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Free Webcam Girls….Other Loser Perverts Give them Money….While We all Get to Watch. Solid.
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25 Hottest Girls of the Summer
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Lohan Gets 120 Days of Hard Labor at Home – Cuz She’s A Slacker
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Cam Shows In the Comfort of Your Own Home
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Valvet Sky is a Slut Thaty Could Beat the Shit Out of You
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Yeah I’d Bang Sophia Bush
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Vacation = Getting Laid, It’s Just That Simple
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Free Cams, Sucka
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Bristol Palin is a Fucking Delusional Liar, But I Guess The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From the Tree
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Stripping Down in Mom and Dad’s Kutchen
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College Football 2011: Hottest Coeds of the New Big Ten
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Be Sure to Check Out the Sexy Toys in the stepSTORE
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Princess Beatrice Pantyhose Upskirt
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Keira Knightley, Just Because
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Lady Gaga is In Her Underwear Again
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Miley Cyrus is Looking Slutty in Concert
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Get a Load of Cameron Russell
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Tiffany Will Make Your Day Better
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Carla Ossa Lingerie Shoot
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Cassie Young is Lookin Fine
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Get a Load of Jeny Romero
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Man In Augusta, Ga Found Living On Top Of A Waffle House
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Get a Load of Carrie and Paris
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Get a Load of Alison Brie
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Gwen Stefani, Just Because
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Kendra With a Big Black Dildo
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How About some Keeley Hazell
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How About a Hottie About to Be Married Off
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Kim Kardashian Because She’s Fucking Everywhere
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Perfect Tits From Brazil
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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WTF is Lady Gaga Doing at Cannes?
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Get a Load of Kira
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Irina Shayk is Looking Hot
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Lily Aldridge Finally Gets Her Wings
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Striptease of the Day
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Katherine Heigl One Of The World’s Most Beautiful Women? Maybe In Bizzaro World
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Lauren Goodger And Her Poolside Bikini Tits
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Lindsay Lohan Not Wearing A Bra And I Can See Her Tits. Awesome.
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2011

11

May

Cameron Diaz Legs for Elle of the Day

I like Cameron Diaz a lot when she’s photoshopped to shit and I can’t see the strain in her face, or botox needle scars used in efforts to hide the strain in her face….

She partied hard in her younger years, and it’s taken a toll and you can see she’s 40 years old, but she’s got an amazing fucking body, at least when the muscle definition is dulled out, that can be attributed to the abortion industry, cuz there’s no way this bitch hasn’t been knocked up, but clearly she’s never had a baby….

Her legs are long and amazing. She should invest in a technology that makes her look like this all the time.

Here she is in Elle. Dressed like an 18 year old only not 18. Thanks technology for giving her a hand…..now wouldn’t it be nice if you could, you know since at a certain age a finger’s not quite enough….

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2011

11

May

Bar Refaeli’s Lingerie Pictures of the Day

Bar Refaeli makes me want to convert to judaism and move to Tel Aviv for a new life surrounded by hot pussy, you know in hopes of meeting some of her tag along friends and ideally following them around to the beach in their bikinis, or even into their homes to see them naked..thanks to spy tactics my pervert ass has developed over the years…..cuz if a nation can make this hotness, I can only assume there are a ton of other hotness that’s not quite as hot, but still better than fat American shit, wandering the fucking streets ready to be stalked. She’s spectacular. L’Chaim.

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2011

11

May

Ginger Spice is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Not sure why this Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell Mom decided to get into a bikini – but I can assume it was for money, I guess Spice Girls royalties aren’t paying out the way they used to, and that’s a good thing, cuz anything that makes a bitch get in a bikini for money is worth celebrating, even if the bitch is a hard bodied mom going through menopause with impants, it still counts.

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2011

11

May

Bree Olson Does Playboy of the Day

I’ve been saying that Playboy has lost its appeal cuz it doesn’t post exclusive bitches you’d never expect to see naked in a classy way, they instead answered to the internet in the worst way possible, by deciding to use trashy pig women instead of A listers and girls you’d want to marry, you know by instead using girls you’d only fuck with a condom or two.

That is the reason they’ve almost gone broke and why they hardly matter, cuz I can see most of the cunts they are casting naked without Playboy….

It’s a sad state of affairs when they turn to one of the dirtiest pornstars out there and give her a Playboy spread, I mean this is a bitch who lets dudes flush her in the toilet while fucking her, that they are going to stage to look classy. It just doesn’t make any fucking sense.

Bree Olson is a fucking Pig and Playboy are idiots for shooting a spread with her….

And to celebrate their stupidity, here is the spread that I shot with her in her Vegas hotel room, even I knew at the time that no one would care to see her tits, when they can just google the shit…Oh Well….. Cuddles.

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2011

11

May

Miranda Kerr in a Stolen From Facebook Picture of the Day

This picture was posted to facebook less than an hour ago. It is of Miranda Kerr and a Victoria’s Secret thing, cuz as you know once you go Victoria’s Secret, you never go back and not cuz no white guys will take you back, but because they got you on serious lockdown…..It’s a lifetime commitment, but one willing to be taken, cuz shit by default makes you one of the hottest model in the world.

That said, Miranda Kerr looks amazing. She just had a kid, those legs are next level, I may or may not be in love, but I sure as hell plan to masturbate thinking of her at least once in the next 6 to 8 weeks, and I never masturbate to celebrities…hell I don’t even masturbate…but she’s just that well put together that it’s hard not to masturbate to her….If you know what I mean.

This is her, unposed, unpolished, unprophotographed, unphotoshopped, all spectacular. Maybe I’m a little overly excited and need to relax some.

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2011

11

May

Uma Thurman’s Titty in a White Dress of the Day

I never found Uma Thurman hot…that was not until today….I guess she go some good botox, make-up artist, photographer, slimming pants, I don’t fucking know, I just know that her white dress that would suck to get her period in, provided she still gets her period, and isn’t too old to get her period, makes me ignore her manly hands and hard face that I’ve never seemed to get over all these years in trying to figure out why Tarantino was hard for her and put her in all her movies….until just coming to the conclusion that film nerds, even rich and successful onces people consider a genius, are still fucking nerds and get happy when all girls, even average at best with man hands answer their calls. True story.

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2011

11

May

Taryn Manning’s Amazing Face of the Day

Taryn Manning is on my facebook. She’s not exciting to follow, but we’ve exchanged love letters. She’s deleted me and I’ve re-added her, like all power couples, and I’m not even sure it’s really her, it’s most likely a Filipino pervert bored in his village with a love for the movie 8 mile, or whatever that one movie she did to make her famous was….

I know she’s barely famous, she’s involved in a band, she’s got a clothing line, but more importantly, I know this girl looks run the fuck down….maybe she needs a detox, maybe a master cleanse, or even some sleep….but until then, she’s our Amazing Face of the day.

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2011

11

May

Rachel McAdams Walking Up Stairs in a Dress of the Day

I’ve decided to trend a new fetish that I’m gonna bring into style. It’s called watching girls in dresses walk up stairs from a far….Sure I’ve been doing it off and on for a few years, you know at mall and shit, but I realize there’s very few resources for people like us, who just like the way an ass looks while climbing….

So here’s Rachel McAdams, our first celeb recruit from the Walking Up Stairs in Dresses Fetish…

Here’s some other pictures of this Canadian bitch who I think is overrated, but we have limited exports in Canada, so we hear about her all the time….

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