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2011

10

May

Elisabeth Hasselbeck in Tight Pants of the Day

Here’s a bitch I forgot existed…maybe it’s cuz I’m no longer a stay at home mom and was forced to go out there in the workforce cuz my husband went out for some milk and eggs for the kid’s breakfast and never came back…we filed a missing person’s report but he never showed up…the kids got a postcard from him, he’s living in Mexico in a Villa and has 3 young hot girlfriends and I now work at Walmart…

I don’t know where I’m going with that…but it’s got something to do with me making fun of myself for watching The View the last 5 years at the local McDonalds and thinking about the things I’d do to this bitch….even though her Football husband beat me to it….

I even remember watching her on the first year of survivor all dirty, unshaved, hard nippled, back when she was a shoe designer, and thinking about all the dirty things I wanted to do to her before the Star Jones and Barbara Walters beat me to it….

Either way, here’s some new pics of some throwback daytime TV pussy.

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2011

10

May

Heidi Klum in a Bikini of the Day

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My favorite thing about Heidi Klum is not how thick she is. It is not how long her mom ass it. It is not that she fucks with black dudes with angelic voices and scars on their faces like she was the UN denouncing the history of German reputation of ethnic cleansing with her pussy. It’s not that she’s old and a fraction of what she was and it is not that she’s a fertile baby factory or that she’s got a fun and entertaining personality….It’s that she’s German and germans are so efficient when it comes to scat porn….cuz there’s a reason she’s had so many dirty kids and it all stems from dirty German interracial fucking…

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2011

10

May

Snoop and Charlie Sheen Do a Song Together of the Day

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I’m bored of the Charlie Sheen bullshit too. So fucking bored of it. I mean it was played out the first week…but I’ll admit the first week, I thought the breakdown was hysterical before realizing that it was all a contrived scam, waste of time, stupidity that I wanted to see end in a horrible drug overdose….while he was flying a plane with Denise Richards, Bree Olsen and the cast of the Kardashian’s who attached themselves to him cuz they wanted some of the buzz he was getting….

Apparently Snoop, the guy from Twilight and Charlie Sheen did a song together, I haven’t figured out what verse Sheen drops, but apparently shit’s there.

It is boring, played out, expired, maybe even irritating, but it just dropped, 3 months too late, but I figured I’d post it anyway.

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Posted in:Charlie Sheen|Snoop Dogg

2011

10

May

Gwen Stefani See Through Shirt Showing Off Bra of the Day

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Gwen Stefani was seen wearing a see through shirt….showing off her bra through that see through shirt…and the whole thing is quite unfortunate…because I am a firm believer that there is and there never was anything hot about Gwen Stefani.

I’m talking from her “I’m just a girl”, clearly a lie to over compensate for not being a girl, cuz girls don’t need to sing about being girls they are just girls….

She’s built like a dude, with her rippling muscles and her flat chest but don’t just take my word for it, ask her homosexual husband who spent the better part of his 20s fucking trannies…true fucking story…

Posted in:Gwen Stefani

2011

10

May

Kate Upton’s 18 Year Old Tits in Video of the Day

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Kate Upton’s alright. She’s 18, she’s got some real full tits. Her ass kinda sucks, her legs kinda suck, she walks like a retard, she talks like a retard, her objectives are retarded, but I guess I’m just being picky. I mean those tits are just ridiculous, on some hormone in the food kick, I mean she’s 18 and stacked like that, barely hit puberty and built like that, and if she’s like every other bust 18 year old I know, bitch is gonna end up 300 pounds in a trailer park, you know when the rest of her catches up to her, but for now, here’s a video of her titty bounce….No idea when it is from, but who cares.

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2011

10

May

Izabel Goulart Nipple for Vogue Spain of the Day

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Here is Brazilian Model who I assume still does the whole lingerie thing for Victoria’s Secret, doing the whole nipple thing for Vogue Spain….and if you read the site, you know I am a firm believer in bitches showing their tits for personal gain, money, career, whatever, cuz without them showing their nipples, I’d still be jerking off to the African tribes in National Geographic, not that I jerk off to this, I’m a little more ambitious in my porno surfing, I’m saying I’m happy bitches are whores, cuz otherwise we’d have nothing nice to look at.

I know you get what I’m saying.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2011

10

May

Stephanie Seymour’s Nipples from 2008 of the Day

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Someone just emailed in this 2008 video of Stephanie Seymour that was made for Numero magazine. You can see her 40 year old tits in it and I figured that may get you excited, because nipples, no matter how old they are, or how vintage the clip I’m posting is, are still all you need to cum, which I guess makes our relationship pretty awkward, it’s like I’m the invisible hand massaging your prostate and that’s as gay as it gets….I mean assuming you can actually get off to this…I’m way too de-sensitized and into women who aren’t passed their prime…especially when they were passed their prime 3 years ago…

Enjoy.

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2011

10

May

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some news….it may not be the best news…the most relevant news…the most life changing news…it may not even be funny or ironic or interesting enough to watch…but that’s what makes it the stepNEWS….

Hateful Posts Hit Va Business’ Facebook
Racist rants, images and videos are starting to overtake a Facebook page created by a Northern Virginia hair care business with an African American customer base.

Priest Says He Lied About Being SEAL
A priest in central Pennsylvania and the region’s leading newspaper are embarrassed by apparent false claims that the priest served in the elite Navy SEALs program.

Developer faces rape, cocaine charges
QUINCY – One of Quincy’s wealthiest and most influential developers will face a judge in connection with child rape and drug trafficking charges.

Face Transplant Recipient Speaks
The nation’s first full face transplant recipient said the first thing his young daughter said to him when she saw him after the operation was “Daddy, you’re so handsome.”

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2011

10

May

Irina Shayk Is Disgusting of the Day

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Here are some disgusting pictures of Irina Shayk, I mean if you’re like me and think that marriage is the cancer that ruins all fun, because as a married guy, I know marriage is the cancer that ruins all fun, and that it is the single worst event that can take a happy man, and even a happy couple, you know all beautiful in love, and turn it into a huge pile of shit….

I mean unless you’re the bottom feeding kind of guy, who isn’t so into the whole marriage thing, but is into the whole destruction of marriage thing, so you target unhappy wives for some pure sex with no other responsibility cuz they have fucking husbands for that, or if you’re just like me and into the open bars at weddings so much that when you see a wedding dress you get thirsty, then you’ll like this Irina Shayk, cover of SI Swimsuit, stepping out of bikinis and into modeling wedding dresses for some crazy thing I call cold, hard, cash.

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2011

10

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Bad Late Night Chinese Food borrowed from some homeless dude, in what may have been a horrible late night drunk decision, makes for a very bad hangover dump…..Let’s do it again sometime.

Who’s Up For Fresh Chicken – VIDEO
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Blake Lively Tight and Leathery Outfit
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Steven Tyler Dresses Like a Chick Cuz He’s Got a Huge Dick
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College Football 2011: Hottest Coeds of the New Big Ten
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Free Cams, Nuff Said
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If January Jones Got Knocked Up By an X-Men Does That Mean Her Baby Will Have Super Powers?
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Gotta Love the Guzman Twins
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Japanese Subway Insanity
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Nerdy Girl Fucks Her Own Asshole
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Ex Girlfriend Videos direct to You
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How About a Drunk Party Slut?
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IKEA Assembly Guides for Sci Fi Products (MUST SEE)
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