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2011

23

May

Courtney Love May Be in a Bikini Under her Clothes of the Day

I get scared when I see Courtney Love in what may be a bikini because Courtney Love’s corpse of a body should not get wet. It may affect the eco system, kill all the fish and lead to a natural disaster cuz there won’t be any fish to eat the algae left, or some shit….

I am basing this theory on no hard facts, but just on how vile the substance or pollutant, the waste coming out of her twat is according to me.

I mean I’d still go down on her, but I don’t care about my well being…I’m just concerned about the future of our planet. I’m a hippie like that.

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2011

23

May

Aubrey O’Day’s Fake Tits To Make Her Look Skinny in a Bikini of the DAy

Looks like Aubrey O’Day got some bigger implants to balance out her hard eating. You know cuz these tits were never this big, and her body never looked so thin in comparison, I guess she’s on a mission from going black and never going back, to slowly trying to come back, cuz black will always fuck her, fat or not, but white guys are more picky about that shit, so she’s trying to get as much reach as she can, cuz that’s what bottom feeding nobodies do, andd as far as I’m concerned it’s working. I mean hosting a Vegas pool party is such a challenge, all the A-Listers fight for this kind of gig, oh right, no they don’t, it’s reserved for bottom feeding trash like O’Day…but the good news is she’s in a bikini, cuz bikinis always win me over, and I’m sure that’s what she’s going for when she wakes up everyday “maybe that site I’ve never heard of will be nice to me for once”….I suck and she’s still a sloppy cow, just shot from the right angle…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2011

23

May

Some Playboy Pig Named Josie Goldberg in Her Fat Chick Bikini of the Day

I wonder if this pig remember her glory days as a Playboy model, or if the all you can eat buffet that she has frequented everyday since her stint as a Playboy model, has fogged her fat pig of a woman memory….I can’t be sure, but I can be sure that is has fogged her judgement capabilities, because instead of staying home eating a bag of Oreos and a tub of ice cream like she looks like she does daily, she decided to put on a fucking bikini, which just makes absolutely no sense to me, unless of course she likes people talking about her, which is probably the case, as she did do Playboy and that’s usually the kind of pussy they attract. Who cares. She’s in a bikini…..

What a fucking dump truck of a woman…

Posted in:Josie Goldberg

2011

23

May

Bar Refaeli is a Model in a Bikini of the Day

Bar Refaeli in her bikini in Cannes is pretty fucking alright by me. I mean she is a bikini model and all, this is kinda her element, but like watching an artist in his element painting a painting, or a carpenter in his element building a bookshelf, or a doctor performing surgery, or a hooker sucking my dick and making me cum in 45 seconds or less, I’m impressed. It’s probably cuz I’ve never been good at anything in life, so I’m always impressed by people who have found what they are good at and prosper at it…..especially when their element or talent is wearing bikinis…

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2011

23

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I slept in today. It happens when you drink until 8 in the morning. It is a holliday here, not that that makes a difference in my life, but at least the bars were filled with 9-5 pussy that normally stays sober on Weeknights…not that it made a difference to me…other than give me something to stare at…good times…

Lucky for you, I didn’t die…and here I am with the news.

Man robbed homes, church with kids
BRIDGEWATER – Police arrested a man for breaking into a church with his 11-year-old son and they say it’s not the first time he brought his kids along with him during a robbery.

Cops: Pastor Raped Woman He Met at a Bar
A North Texas minister is in a West Virginia jail charged with sexual assault. And it’s not the first time he’s faced similar charges.

Drive By Purse Snatching Caught on Tape
A woman who was standing by her car at a Virginia gas station became the victim of a drive-by purse snatching. The whole crime was caught on camera.

Caught on Tape: Ohio Officer Attacked by Suspect
An Ohio Police officer was forced defend himself when he was attacked by a suspect. The whole incident was caught on camera.

Workers Assault FOX 4 Photographer
A FOX 4 News photographer was assaulted Wednesday afternoon covering a story about health concerns at a grocery store. And it was all caught on camera.

City Worker Fired Over Sex Act
A supervisor in the City of Atlanta Public Works Department has been fired, after he was discovered having sex in a city vehicle while on city time.

Starbucks Suspect Accused of Stalking
Police say a Southern California man suspected of planting a camera in a Starbucks restroom confessed to stalking a woman and stealing her worn underwear.

No Ruling In Transgender Widow’s Case
Despite hours in the courtroom, there is still no ruling in a high-profile case. The family of Thomas Araguz wants to stop his widow from collecting benefits after Thomas, a Wharton firefighter, was killed battling a blaze less than a year ago.

Caught on Tape: Melrose clerk fights off robber with crowbar

Missing Bosnain Model’s Body Found
The body of a missing Bosnian woman with ties to Detroit is found in the Chicago River. 25-year-old Irma Sabonovic disappeared last Tuesday after getting lost on her way to a Chicago nightclub. Her friends here in Detroit helped raise thousands of dollars in reward money with the hopes of finding her.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

23

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is a holiday here. No one is working. Why the fuck do I feel compelled to? I make no sense to me, here’s my morning links at 2 pm cuz it’s morning to me. I just work up. I’m allowed downtime too you know. I don’t work for the 4 of you who still read this site you know. I’m not a news source you know. I don’t get exclusives or produce OG content you know.

Fat Christina Hendricks Claims her Fat Tits are Real Fat Tits and She’s Just Fat Not Plastic
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Exercise Ball Sends Kid Through Door LOL – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Mean Chicks in Sports
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Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini and She is Barely Good for That
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Gotta Love Jessica Burciaga
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Britneay Sears Whorehouse Live
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Shakeweight Fuckery – VIDEO
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18 Year Old and a Toy on a Stolen Sex Tape
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Apocalypse Not.
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Posted in:MHD

2011

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk. I didn’t do coke. I should have cuz I’d be more alert. Now I am going to gamble and fall asleep in a park…that’s my social experiment…will I get raped….will I find love…will I get aids…will I die…we’ll see. I’ll let you know.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Katy Perry Doesn’t Let People Look at her Tits
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Mischa Barton Looks Like a Fucking Clown
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Bradley Cooper Caught a Ping Pong Ball Fired From Some Bangkok Pussy into His Mouth and Lived to Tell the Tale
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Fire Cracker Wake Up LOL
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Sluts are Sluts when they are Sluts….
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I love watching a bitch suck candy that matches her outfit…it is a fetish…
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Refer Friends – Make Money
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Fighting AIDS With Her Hotness
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Cam Shows Full of Sexy Ladies
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Sofia Vergara And Her Giant Latina Cleavage
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Bar Refaeli is Fighting AIDS With Her Hotness As Well
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Free Cam Shows You Will Love
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Amateur Asian Slut Gets Oiled Up
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Female Sports Hotties and Their Look-A-Likes
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Janice Dickinson Nude Will Make You Puke, I’m Serious
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Here’s the Buffy the Vampire Slut
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Selena Gomez Hotness on the Set of Her New Video
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The McCords Are Slutty Sisters
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Adriana Lima is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Smokin Hot Brunette
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Catwalk Triple Fail
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Madison Scott Gets Her Skank On
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Tahiti Cora Posts Trashy Self Shots and I Love It
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Erotic Obese Eating Sex WTF – VIDEO
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Kiara and Friends Get Nasty
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This Week In Celebrity Nudity
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January Jones, Just Because
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Her Legs Are Spread All Right
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Jennifer Lawrence – ELLE Magazine June 201
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Seriously, Fashion Sluts Need to Stop Wearing Fur Coats
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Sluts From the Hangover Part 2 Premiere
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Darth Vader Plays Trombone and Salsa Dances
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Busty Blonde and Her Dog
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Paula Abdul is a Slutty Cougar
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Check Out Veronika
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Lindsay Lohan Does FHM Russia
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Elisabetta Canalis Unleashes Her Drool Inducing Curves
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

20

May

Julianne Hough is on the Beach Hiding Her Bikini of the Day

The rest of these pictures of Julianne Hough on the beach are of her playing with a baby, and as erotic as that is for some of you weirdos, I like to avoid all thing maternal, cuz it kinda makes a pussy a lot less hot that it could be, knowing it’s burning to have a uterus filled with a baby of its own….something that may not happen, thanks to being in a ake relationship with Ryan Seacrest as a front to cover his faggotry, in exchange for free publicity for her music career…It’s all so weird to me..but not as weird as this see through dress covering up what we want to see…What a jerk…

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2011

20

May

Bar Refaeli Cum Faced in Cannes of the Day

Here are some pictures of Bar Refaeli in Cannes. I don’t know if she’s coked up and has coke on her lip, as my Israeli contacts told me she’s heavily into, or if she’s just got cum on her lip, you know enjoying her freedom now that the control of Leonardo has been lifted…and she can use her throat however she seems fit and on whoever she deems good enough….or maybe, it’s neither of those options, but where is the fun in that…I don’t know, but I’ll look into it.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2011

20

May

Anja Rubik In Shorts in Cannes of the Day

Model Anja Rubik is up on some skinny, weird looking shit. This is a model who I post photoshoots of on the regular, had I known she was a monster looking bitch, like most models when they aren’t in hair and make-up and photoshop after being shot by the worlds best photographers, I probably would have still posted her titty pics , I just wouldn’t have been so eager about it.

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