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2011

24

May

Jennifer Lopez Freaking Me Out of the Day

I know this looks like a scene from a horror movie….but I’m thinking either her husband is trying to assert his circus performer lookin’ ass, and remind her who owns her, as her career blossoms into something as huge as it once was, or maybe they are showing how much they love each other, because based on her stomach, I’m pretty sure she’s pregnant again and they want the media to know how happy they are that they’ll get to pawn the spawn of what may be satan off onto their nanny.

Not that any of us should care about this, but she is the world’s most beautiful woman according to People, so maybe our priorities are all fucked up…

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2011

24

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I think the most fucked news of the day is that dead baby portrait on twitter.

Fucked up.

But the GUY CAUGHT MASTURBATING ON A UNITED FLIGHT is pretty good too..

And so are these stories….

That’s what being the premiere news source on the internet does to someone….at least that’s what I’d assume, but I’m not the premiere anything on the internet…except maybe a failure…but that’s not news and this is the stepNEWS is all about……

Study: ‘Sexing Up’ Girls Clothes
You’ve heard the saying, “Sex Sells,” but did you ever think it would apply to clothes marketed toward toddlers?

Facebook Info At Issue in Assault Case
Attorneys for a metro Atlanta man charged with groping a passenger on a Delta flight want to use personal information from the alleged victim’s Facebook page in his defense.

Obama’s Limo Gets Stuck in Ireland
President Obama’s motorcade hit a snag Monday as it pulled out of the U.S. Embassy in Dublin.

Disabled Man Injured During Arrest
Disturbing video has surfaced of an arrest outside a DC Metro station. Two Metro Transit Police officers spotted a man in a wheelchair drinking a beer outside the U Street station Thursday.

Alleged Rapist Lured Women with Jobs
There’s a man being held without bond in the Parker County jail who investigators believe is a serial rapist. They say he’s a con artist who dangled the prospects of a high paying job to prey on women.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

24

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

From a reader:

This bitch broke my heart. She doesn’t know what she wants. I spent too many years with her (four, to be exact) and too long missing her. She will ignore me for months and then want to spend time together. Because I’m an idiot guy, I still fall for it or at least I used to. I’m done being her her sidedish. At least she was a good looking piece of ass. She emailed these to me on accident. They were for some new victim she was trying to seduce. They were adressed to both me and them, but the message was aimed at whoever her new male or female friend is. Imagine my surprise when I get an email in the dead of night and see her pussy. I didn’t have the heart to tell her. Too bad, whore. I would love to see these headlining the stepLinks section. Call her Nicole and me Scott.

Good way to start the day as far as I’m concerned – Here are some links…

Zach Galfinakis is January Jones’ Baby Daddy
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Parkour Jump FAIL – VIDEO
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The Best Live Web Cam Shows on the Net
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Waste Your Timw the Best Possible Way
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The 40 Sexiest European Sports Hotties
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Darth Vader Lets Loose
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Christina Hendricks Breasts Are Real, According to Christina Hendricks
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Tahiti Cora is Always Tweeting Slutty Pics
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Amateur Uses Phone as a Vibrator
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Lisa Lampanelli Has the Last Laugh Against the Westboro United Church and They Are Probably PISSED!
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Posted in:MHD

2011

23

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am doing such big things right now- I don’t even want to get into them, they are just huge fucking things that you wouldn’t believe if I told you. Ok fine, I’m lying, that’s just the diabete dillusions talking…fuck you sugar for making me insane….DRINKS.

Lady Gaga SNL Nip Slip
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Pregnant January Jones Showing Off a See Thru Top…Slut…Showing Her Slut Behavior that got her Slut Pussy Cum Filled…
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This is How You See Girls Naked For Free….
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Selena Gomez is Such a Slut
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini
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Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures of the Day
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Beyonce Slutting Out at the See Through Awards….
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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The Best Live Web Cam Shows on the Net
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Fire Cracker Wake Up! – VIDEO
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures
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I Didn’t Know the Crypt Keeper Was On a Book Tour!
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Cam Shows That Will More Than Satisfy You
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Latina Shakes Her Ass on a Web Cam – VIDEO
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Power Ranking the Hottest Coeds of the SEC
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Lindsay Lohan Panty Upskirt And Tit Shot That Is Kinda Grossing Me Out
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Janet Jackson’s Body is Bangin Again
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Justin Timberlake Makes Justin Bieber Jokes in Unaired ‘SNL’ Sketch (VIDEO)
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Disney Approves Of Orgies, Who Would Have Thought?
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Julianne Hough Tight Workout Body
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Somebody Bought Princess Bea’s Fallopian Tube Hat For $131,000 and I Don’t Care If The Money Went to Charity, That is Fucking Ridiculous
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Lily Aldridge Bikini Hotness
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Whoops! A Gallery of Mining Mishaps
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Nicki Minaj at the Billboard Awards
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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Runs Her Friend Over With Car After Being “Teased For Having An STD”
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Krystal and Frankie Get It On
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Amateur Porn – Be Your Own Porn Star – VIDEO
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Zach Galifianakis Shut January Jones the Fuck Down
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Anne Hatheway Looks Great When She Covers Up Her Dull Face With Giant Sunglasses
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Young Brunette Rubs One Out
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Brooke Kinsella Has a Bit of a Trashy Vibe and I Like It
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I’ll Never Understand Why Young Chicks Choose to Dress Like 60 Year Olds
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Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pics From Italy! OW!
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Teen Boobs and Teen Nipples
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Now That’s a Booty Dance
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This Topless Picture of Pippa Middle May Be Fake, But Here It Is Anyways
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Wanna Be Arnold Weightlifter Kid Faints
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Penis Pianists – VIDEO
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You Know I Gotta Say Fergies Faceloft Did Wonders For Her
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Kelli Hutcherson is in Maxim
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Aubrey O’Day Shows Off Her Big Tits In A Small Bikini
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Disney Approves Of Big Sex Orgies
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Lindsay Lohan And Her Bare Tit
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Snooki More Popular Than Jesus
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How Many More Love Children Does Arnold Have?
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Christina Hendricks Has Real Tits – She’s Just Fat
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

23

May

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Body of the Day

Here are some pictures of LeAnn Rimes, the homewrecking, over sexed, bad Christian girl, turned slut, showing off her ripped skeleton body, cuz eating disorders make a bitch look like meth addiction and meth addiction makes me think a bitch is easy to fuck, so this works well for me, as I see the beauty in the disgusting, it’s a skill.

I mean look at this face, it’s like the motherfucking zombies did come out this weekend and now I’m masturbating to them….

To See The Rest of the Pics
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Posted in:Leann Rimes

2011

23

May

Rihanna and Britney Billboard Music Award Bullshit of the Day

I tried watching the Billboard Music awards because I thought it was relevant to my work that isn’t work, I lasted 45 seconds, something you are used to and can relate to, and moved on…the highlight of the whole thing was some Britney/ Rihanna co-brand performance, where these two doughy pantsless has-been yet are still popular bitches acting semi erotic on stage, you know pulling out the big guns hoping people would watch ….but it went all down hill from there.

I can’t believe this shit even exists, or that people watch it….but I really can’t believe I am posting it…

Posted in:Britney Spears|Rihanna

2011

23

May

Elle Macpherson in Red Leather Pants of the Day

Elle Macpherson is one of the original models I masturbated to back in the 80s, so seeing her in red leather pants as a mother, makes me wonder how much that pussy has changed over the last 3 decades, but more importantly, what it smells like on a hot spring day, without being able to breathe, and the whole thing is amazing on all fronts…except for the whole having kids thing, that’s just disgusting, but the rest of her looks good enough to me….but then again so does the obese chick I am watching garden as I type this…because it is safe to say, I don’t have standards….but even if I did, I think this Elle Macpherson is quality enough for me.

Posted in:Elle Macpherson

2011

23

May

Ryan Seacrest’s Fake Girlfriend is a Roller Girl of the Day

Ryan Seacrest’s fake girlfriend who prostitutes herself in exchange for the exposure Ryan Seacrest gives her and her career is on some new kind of hustle that involves roller blading and getting intimate with other dudes because other dudes is what Ryan Seacrest is all about…If you know what I mean…

Either way, girls in shorts, starving for attention who whore themselves for attention are something I’m a fan of…and that’s why I’m posting these pics.

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2011

23

May

Gwen Stefani is Unfortunately in a Bikini of the Day



I wish this bitch would just come to terms with her dick. It’s irritating seeing a motherfucker build like a teenage boy on the track team, dressed like a girl. I don’t like it on Halloween at the frat house, I don’t like it at the drag shows in the gay bars, and I don’t like it now.

Bitch needs to take her titless 6-pack body and put on a pair of board shorts, give up this “I’m just a girl act” and embrace the testicles her husband loves so much, that she doesn’t need to hide anymore….and that she needs to start loving for a change…the act has gone on too long….

No that shes actually a man, she’s just really fit and the funny thing in all this is that I’d still fuck her…even though I never found her hot and still down…I’m just into sticking my dick into unknown places…

Posted in:Gwen Stefani

2011

23

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I hung out with Lohan once. I didn’t get to see her tits. She had them pretty covered up but I can tell you this, but I did get to drink her booze in a hotel suite while she was locked in her bedroom…and that was pretty spectacular, but not as spectacular as her tits…

I’ve got my theories on how they are fake tear drop expensive implants, cuz no natural tit hangs with this level of fullness and perfection, especially when bitch was 90 pounds and still managed to rock her full c-cup, but I won’t let that take away from how great they are….I will just let them be a reminder how I coulda been friends with her, you know being carted around the world on her dime, but threw it all away when I realized mocking her was more fun…oh well.

To See Some Pictures of her Flashing Her TIT During a Photoshoot
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan