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2011

01

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here are some links to some shit that’s going on around the internet while my shit is going on around my stomach thanks to a shitty digestive track and too much beer. The smells coming out of me are as unnatural as your ability to click these links cuz you don’t exist.

I should have done less acid growing up.

The Top Ten Worst Infomercials – VIDEO
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The Hottest Unknown Sports Reporters
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Free Cam Shows and All It Costs You is a Click of the Mouse
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Grace Park Gallery That’s a Must See
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There’s Blake Lively Nudes Floating Around That Are Probably Fakes But Here They Are Anyways
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Worst Escape Attempt EVER – VIDEO
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Emmaly Has Got the Right Kind of Curves
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Now Here’s the Kind of Amateur I Love
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Live Sex Shows You Don’t Even Have to Leave Your House For
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Posted in:MHD

2011

01

Jun

Blake Lively Fake Nudes of the Day

There are some fake nudes of Blake Lively circulating around the internet, that could very well be real nudes of Blake Lively, because all women are whores, even you grandma, I mean even you would be a whore grandma, if you were alive, if you know what I mean.

I was late to get them up cuz motherfucker I was out drinking….and there’s no computer where I drink…just tears, broken dreams and singer songwriting….where we rhyme things like star, care, where you are….Shit’s legendary…One day I’ll record…but today is not that day…

Today is the day to debate whether this pics are legit nudes, crying for attention like a fake relationship with Leonardo DiCaprio…

Everybody get excited, while I wait for the notices that they are underage pics and that it is illegal to post them, so that I am forced to take them down, even though it’s a good look for Lively since her face is so haggard she lookes barely alively, but in her mid 40s…..

Either way this is what attention seeking fame whores do….apparently they also take self shot nude pics that I kinda love and that I know I could stare at all day because I have…

So Blake Lively or not, give this bitch some work, I’m in love but not with her strategic face and pussy hiding…

I’m calling legit. But only cuz I want them to be as they’d bring joy to my life instead of the hell I’m living. What are you thinking…no wait don’t answer that…cuz I know you aren’t actually there….and this whole conversation we’re having is fucking weird.

Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I wrote a joke today….

I don’t eat popsocles period, but I do eat period popsicles mmmmmmb-LAUT

Get it, cuz it’s a play on punctuation. Shit’s genius. I’m gonna go kill myself, or die trying in the back alley, while you click on this fucking links you useless cunt.

Cuddles…

Adrienne Curry Is a Slut for Twitter Cuz That’s All She Has Going For Her…
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Fantastic Mug Shot of the Day
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A Whole Lot of Kim Kardashian Bikini in The World’s Most Annoying Video
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Hot Music Video With Tits
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Web Cam Deliciousness
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A Ray Plasma TV
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The 10 Hottest Chicks We’ll Miss From Canceled TV Shows
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Jessica Lowndes Sexes It Up For FHM
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Christina Aguilera Is Still Drunk
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Free Cam Shows, From Me To You
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Nerdy Girl Tits on a Web Cam
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The 50 Hottest Women Wearing Baseball Jerseys
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Elisabetta Canalis Panty Upskirt
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Some Shakira Hotness
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Kim Kardashian is Slutty on Video
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Gretchen Rossi in a Bikini
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Snooki Hot a Cop in Her Car In Italy Cause She’s a Fucking Idiot
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Janessa Brazil Hotness
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Halie James Big Ol’ Natural Tits
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Anny Downs Gallery
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Lily Aldridge
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Rarely Seen Footage Of Gabrielle “Break A” Union Back In Her Days As Video Vixen! [Video]
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Check Our Kira
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Young Urban Pervert: Lesbian Sex Parties
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Who is Jamie Chung?
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Check Ouy Jo May
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Lindsay Lohan in Bikini For Richard Phillips Film
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School Boy I’d Like to Punch in the Face
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Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley Bikini Pics From Mexico!! OW!!
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Dude Can’t Handle a Scooter – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Evabelle, Angela or Abby?
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Lauren Anderson Playboy Pics
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7 fetishes and what they may reveal about your childhood
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Audrina Patridge Looks Pretty Emaciated Too?
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KING’s July/Aug 2011 Issue Preview [Photos]
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Ivanka Trump’s Amazing Tit Hanging Out of her Dress
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Gretchen Rossi Busts Out Her Tits And Camel Toe For Another Shot Of Fame
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Snooki Put Two Cops In The Hospital, Loses Her License
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Gwen Stefani See Through Pants
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Look At Audrina Patridge’s Tits. They’re Funny
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Snooki Declared National Embarrassment
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Check out ALL the Female Teachers having sex with their students. Awesome!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

31

May

LeAnn Rimes Skinny Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

LeAnn Rimes is not only a homewrecking bad Christian slut, who fucks married men with babies on the way, she’s also a skinny hipster….well not entirely a hipster…but she uses hipster iphone photo aps to get pictures of her amazingly disgustingly skinny body and fake tits in a bikini…to show the world what her ugly face has got going on underneath her clothes…it’s all party of the Christian slut thing….next step will be inserting religious statues into her cunt…cuz repression and being married to a gay dude for a long time fucks with heads like that….

I am all for all girls, no matter how big and ugly their faces are, no matter how skinny and disgusting their bodies are, no matter how fake their little round tits are, no matter how boring their music and homewrecking is, posting pics of themselves in bikinis, it makes my creeping on them a lot easier.

Keep up the attention grabbing exhibitionism, but more importantly, keep up the starvation/meth addiction, I think the world is collectively ready for you to end yourself.

In case you were wondering, this bost wasn’t meant to be funny. They never are.

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2011

31

May

Gwen Stefani Does the Adam’s Family in a Thong at the Beach of the Day

What the fuck is going on in these Tranny Goth on the beach Pics.

I just don’t know if I really want to understand.

But I do know that they are see through and showing off thong underwear….

Maybe she’s trying to prove she’s not a cross dresser cuz cross dressers don’t wear thongs as there’s not enough room to tuck their dick nicely behind the fabric of a thong, you know mythbusting cuz her husband has an affinity for cross dressers….

Maybe she’s a chick….I mean she most likely is…there are plenty of manly women out there…she does have kids and pretty believable pregnant pics…and maybe she’s just looking for male attention cuz her husband’s too busy jerking off to dudes in dresses and wigs…

Maybe she doesn’t realize her skirt is see through…and that this is just an accident…

Maybe we’ve asked too many question about this and theorized too much on this…cuz what it comes down to is it is just fucking dark and weird looking and it makes me want to sacrifice a goat to satan…and I’ll I’ve got is an obese wife who can beat me up…so I’m just gonna move along.

Posted in:Gwen Stefani

2011

31

May

Gina Lecompte Unknown Model Dog Walker of the Day

I’ve never done a post on Gina Lecompte. I don’t know who she is and either does the internet, but the paparazzi do, so maybe they were hired by her rich parents to help launch her career doing whatever it is that she does, or maybe they just like her tits, which is pretty much the reason I’m up on this. I’m easy like that.

I just hope THIS GINA LECOMPTE isn’t her before photoshop…

Posted in:Gina Lecompte

2011

31

May

Summer Glau Flexible in a Leotard for The Cape of the Day


I don’t know who Summer Glau is, but I know she’s flexible enough for me….

Then again, the last time I fucked a girl who could get off the couch on her own was a decade ago, so I’ve got pretty low expectations when it comes to flexibility…

Apparently she has a following of virgin losers thanks to shitty gigs in shitty TV shows that gat canceled, but here she is in some shit called The Cape, wearing a leotard, doing some gynmastic shit, and as far as I’m concerned….I’m down.

She also did some Tyler Shields, fake artist photographer to the stars, video that sucks, cuz that’s just how Tyler Shields works….wearing similar outfit…cuz I guess that’s her hustle…

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Summer Glau

2011

31

May

Katie Holmes Legs at the Beach of the Day

Slutty Scientologist. I mean she must not be taking her religion very seriously, maybe because it isn’t an actual religion, but a cult for Rich people who believe in a scam created by a sci-fi writer, or maybe because all of hollywood are just full of shit…

Cuz the religious people I know, or see on the street, or come knocking on my door with notices of how man is killing the world, from Jesus people, to Jews, to Arabs, they’d never be this exposed, even on the beach, not that they’d ever be on the beach, because they’re free time is sprent preaching the word of the lord or some shit…

Here are some reliously imprisioned legs on the beach cuz they are not allowed to wear a bikini cuz alien vengeance from their alien god would strike down from above…but maybe she should push the limits like a teenage girl girl rebelling against their uptight upbringing, cuz I always love watching the ex-catholic school girls masturbating with crucifixes out of spite, it’s erotic.

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2011

31

May

Everyone Notice Pippa Middleton Cuz that’s What She Wants of the Day

What it comes down to is that I want her daddy issues all over my dick…because her feelings of inadequacies when it comes to her self esteem, thanks to the successful marriage skills of her sister, put a heavy load on a bitch to pave her own way in life…I mean shit, I’m a dude who hates marriage as it is the death of all things good in life, and even I’m jealous of the Royal Wedding, and that’s her fucking sister…gotta do some real damage that makes for some real amazing dick riding…

What a slag…

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

31

May

Justin Timberlake Likes Manly Bitches of the Day

I’m hoping this is his family or a friend or a buisness associate or a personal assisstant or even someone he is settling with cuz he got drunk and knocked her up during some college springbreak shit he was at….or pretty much anything that he’s not having sex with….or accidentally having sex with….cuz bitch looks like a dude….hard faced and angry…something a girl like this should never be when reflecting back to all the hot pussy I know who would love to fuck Justin Timberlake…

Not that I care who Justin Timberlake sticks his dick inside, I just feel like this would be a waste of his successes….and I hate seeing people waste the golden ticket that is their life when they could be doing so much more hot pussy than they are…provided they aren’t gay.

Posted in:Justin Timberlake