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2011

12

May

Lizzy Jagger on the Playboy Cover of the Day

Jerry Hall’s daughter Lizzy Jagger is on the June cover of Playboy. I figure it’s got to do with the fact that her sister, Georgia May gets more attention than her, and like any jealous cunt, she strps the fuck down and steps the fuck up, despite the fact that Mick Jagger is most likely a billionaire, and that these twats could live a very nice, calm, relaxing, and even drunken and slutty life full of excitement, without the obvious cry for attention….reminding us that Daddy issues have no price boundries and can affect the local stripper just as much as the local trust fund girl, both starved for attention, both getting naked, but one’s doing it to pay the baby formula, the other’s doing it cuz she wants to….and both are equally amazing…

I’m sure the family is proud…I’m also sure that I’m in love….

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2011

12

May

Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses Trailer of the Day

I was going to post this last night, but I had already done way too many posts for the day, and I realize that no one reads the site, so I might as well just do one fucking post a day, and get the same fucking response and impact out of the 4 people who accidentally end up here….so I put it in the stepLINKS….

I have an addictive personality, and for some fucking reason I am addicted to posting every fucking story that I can, and I even have an internal dialog with myself, telling myself no to post the shit, cuz no one, including myself care about what I have to say or even about the content I’m putting up.

It’s a real fucking mess, and I prefer when I was addicted to masturbating, getting nude pics of girls, and speed.

Some recovering addicts find Jesus, I found blogging nonsense. It’s fucking weird…

But not as weird as seeing Aniston in her lingerie sucking showing us what she does to the men who fuck her, leave her and don’t bother coming back to her to start a family with her, cuz shit’s not good enough to balance out her cunt behavior….but it’s good enough to look at pictures of…

I guess she gets that it is now or never for her body…now or never…next stop….more pussy to legitimize herself as an actress….but I’ll take this lingerie trailer for now….

Here’s the Horrible Bosses Trailer

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2011

12

May

Pregnant Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

The only time I find a pregnant chick hot is when it is my wife and the I know for a fact the kid isn’t mine because then I have an excuse to leave the bitch with a smile on my fucking face.

I am not one of those idiots who thinks pregnancy is beautiful. I know the damage it does to a woman’s vagina, the headaches it causes, and if anything a living thing inside you, even if it is natural, seems so fucking unnatural….

So here are some pics of Alba throwing away her career a little more, and the positive side of this is that she’ll come back as a mature actress willing to get naked, the unfortunate side of that is that it’ll be too little too late, cuz this coincides with her not being at her prime.

If you know what I mean.

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2011

12

May

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS is fucking amazing…but not as amazing as the dude who stripped down naked talking craziness and chased people in the subway….he’s one of those “shoulda been me” motherfuckers…I coulda done that with my eyes closed and got all the glory….but instead I just sat here….on my soiled couch naked and talking craziness…just goes to show what a little ambition and drive can do for a talent…it can land you on TV…Amazing

Caught on Tape: Victim beats, chases carjacker
The victim was in his truck at a drive through when another man walked up, then threatened and hit him with a stic

Naked man’s racial rant caught on tape
Cameras capture a bizarre scene on the New York City subway.

Dad Charged with Beating His Daughter
He sat silent in court as he was charged with beating his own daughter so badly her face was no longer recognizable. The 52-year-old Oxford man is being held on $2-million bond after allegedly assaulting her with a bat.

Judge fines potential juror $450
Judge Belvin Perry started the afternoon session by fining prospective juror Jonathan Green in contempt of court after he was told that during the lunch break Green had engaged a reporter with the purpose of trying to get out of jury duty

Man Sets Fire to Woman at Gas Station
Cobb County police are looking for a man who they say doused his former girlfriend with gasoline and set her on fire. It happened at a Kennesaw gas station off of Barrett Parkway early Wednesday morning.

Deputy Accused of Having Sex With Teen
Another San Bernardino County Sheriff’s deputy was jailed for allegedly having sex with a teen girl in the department’s youth Explorer Program, prompting the suspension of a portion of the program.

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2011

12

May

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini to Celebrate her Break-Up of the Day

So here are soe pictures from the last 3 years of Bar Refaeli in her bikini.

The news of the day is that she’s officially single…her and Leo broke up again and that I’ve set up shop outside the grocery store in a Jewish neighborhood, pretending up Israeli, panhandling for money to buy a ticket to the motherland Israel, at least that’s my line I’m working and I’m pretty sure it will work….so that I’ll be able to stalk her in the first person, instead of to pictures of her….

It’d make a great documentary. Anyone have a camera crew?

Here she is from 2008….

Here she is from 2009

Here she is in 2010

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2011

12

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I tried getting drunk in a bar last night. I’ve been limiting bar visits cuz bars are depressing and a waste of money. I’d get drunk at home where the only idiot I have to listen to is myself… Not being forced to interract with idiots. But I went against my way, ended up in hell, had to watch desperate to get married 35 year old women talk about their boyfriend troubles, dudes talk about picking up those random girls, and there were a few awkward 35 year old couples you know were only there on an internet date to fuck, but they were trying to make it more legitimate so the bitch didn’t feel like a whore when she took his load on her face, so the bitch could go to her friends and say “He took me on a date, we had great chemistry”. It has a better ring to it than “I needed to get fucked like a useless whore I feel like I am on the inside”.

Good times!

The Things I Would Do With This Bendy Broad
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The Sexiest NFL Football Jersey Wearing Fans
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Free Cams, Man
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High Five for the First
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Bree Olsen is Gonna Do Playboy
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Check Out Emally
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Party Slut Flasher!
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Hot College Amateur
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Four Juicy Asses
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Bill Maher Keeps It Real – VIDEO
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Slutty Girls Being Sluts on Camera.
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Free Webcam Girls….Other Loser Perverts Give them Money….While We all Get to Watch. Solid.
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2011

11

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been trying to integrate some dog behavior into my everyday life, mainly when it comes to sniffing asses as girls walk by. I’ve been practicing on my wife, unfortunately, cuz she smells like mothballs, feces, piss and musky asshole, and tonight I plan on having my inaugeral voyage in the park with soccer mom’s during soccer practice.

Very excited.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Lohan Vampire Pussy Pics Got 40k From Some Backstreet Boy – I Call Bullshit
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Jennifer Aniston Wears Lingerie in Some Movie Trailer
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Gwyneth Paltrow Deep V Titty Pics
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Snow Mobile Accident Whoops!
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The Situation’s Dad is More of a Low Life Than The Situation, As If That Is Possible
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Slutty Girls Being Sluts on Camera.
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Free Webcam Girls….Other Loser Perverts Give them Money….While We all Get to Watch. Solid.
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25 Hottest Girls of the Summer
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Lohan Gets 120 Days of Hard Labor at Home – Cuz She’s A Slacker
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Cam Shows In the Comfort of Your Own Home
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Valvet Sky is a Slut Thaty Could Beat the Shit Out of You
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Yeah I’d Bang Sophia Bush
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Vacation = Getting Laid, It’s Just That Simple
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Free Cams, Sucka
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Bristol Palin is a Fucking Delusional Liar, But I Guess The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From the Tree
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Stripping Down in Mom and Dad’s Kutchen
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College Football 2011: Hottest Coeds of the New Big Ten
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Be Sure to Check Out the Sexy Toys in the stepSTORE
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Princess Beatrice Pantyhose Upskirt
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Keira Knightley, Just Because
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Lady Gaga is In Her Underwear Again
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Miley Cyrus is Looking Slutty in Concert
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Get a Load of Cameron Russell
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Tiffany Will Make Your Day Better
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Carla Ossa Lingerie Shoot
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Cassie Young is Lookin Fine
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Get a Load of Jeny Romero
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Man In Augusta, Ga Found Living On Top Of A Waffle House
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Get a Load of Carrie and Paris
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Get a Load of Alison Brie
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Gwen Stefani, Just Because
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Kendra With a Big Black Dildo
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How About some Keeley Hazell
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How About a Hottie About to Be Married Off
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Kim Kardashian Because She’s Fucking Everywhere
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Perfect Tits From Brazil
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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WTF is Lady Gaga Doing at Cannes?
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Get a Load of Kira
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Irina Shayk is Looking Hot
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Lily Aldridge Finally Gets Her Wings
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Striptease of the Day
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Katherine Heigl One Of The World’s Most Beautiful Women? Maybe In Bizzaro World
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Lauren Goodger And Her Poolside Bikini Tits
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Lindsay Lohan Not Wearing A Bra And I Can See Her Tits. Awesome.
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2011

11

May

Cameron Diaz Legs for Elle of the Day

I like Cameron Diaz a lot when she’s photoshopped to shit and I can’t see the strain in her face, or botox needle scars used in efforts to hide the strain in her face….

She partied hard in her younger years, and it’s taken a toll and you can see she’s 40 years old, but she’s got an amazing fucking body, at least when the muscle definition is dulled out, that can be attributed to the abortion industry, cuz there’s no way this bitch hasn’t been knocked up, but clearly she’s never had a baby….

Her legs are long and amazing. She should invest in a technology that makes her look like this all the time.

Here she is in Elle. Dressed like an 18 year old only not 18. Thanks technology for giving her a hand…..now wouldn’t it be nice if you could, you know since at a certain age a finger’s not quite enough….

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2011

11

May

Bar Refaeli’s Lingerie Pictures of the Day

Bar Refaeli makes me want to convert to judaism and move to Tel Aviv for a new life surrounded by hot pussy, you know in hopes of meeting some of her tag along friends and ideally following them around to the beach in their bikinis, or even into their homes to see them naked..thanks to spy tactics my pervert ass has developed over the years…..cuz if a nation can make this hotness, I can only assume there are a ton of other hotness that’s not quite as hot, but still better than fat American shit, wandering the fucking streets ready to be stalked. She’s spectacular. L’Chaim.

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2011

11

May

Ginger Spice is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Not sure why this Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell Mom decided to get into a bikini – but I can assume it was for money, I guess Spice Girls royalties aren’t paying out the way they used to, and that’s a good thing, cuz anything that makes a bitch get in a bikini for money is worth celebrating, even if the bitch is a hard bodied mom going through menopause with impants, it still counts.

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