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2011

05

May

Emma Roberts’ Amazing Face at Some Bullshit Event of the Day

Here’s Emma Roberts in what could be a see through dress at some bullshit event, and she’s making amazing faces….

I’ve been seeing a lot of this bitch in the paparazzi lately, and the hope I have is that I rely on alcoholism being a genetic thing, to take over her life and lead her into a vulnerable place where she makes bad choices all while exposing her vagina. I’m Eager, she’s kinda hot. Let’s hope she pulls a Scream 4 on her actual family…I’m talking Julia Roberts.

Here are some other sluts at the Event I’d fuck even though I don’t know who they are, and if I do, don’t know where they’ve been, which isn’t saying much cuz I’d have sex with a paper bag filled with rotting fruit if I could…I’m just that eager…

Some Asian bitch named Jamie Chung cuz Asians have Small Genitals…and Youtful Appearances….

Jojo pulled the black cock out of her ass and made an appearance….

Tatyana and Aly Michalka

Lucy Hale Who Looks like a Kunis but Isn’t a Kunis But Still has A Cunny I’d like to Molest….

Amber Lancaster Who I’ve never heard of…

Marielle Jaffe another unknown to me…..

Jennifer Ackerman also a mystery pussy….

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2011

05

May

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini of the Day


I don’t watch the UFC so I don’t know who this Arianny Celeste bitch is, but I think it is safe to assume people who watch the UFC don’t know who she is either, because they are more interested in watching dudes in their underwear roll around on each other like some homo gladiator shit from the Roman era where homo shit was accepted and endorsed…

YOu know, throw her in the mix so these faggot UFC fans feel less faggot, to divert the erection they get watching the shit to her fake tits, from the reality that it’s all from the greased up muscles hurting each other….

And here she is in a bikini…..because when a bitch is in a bikini…it doesn’t really matter why the paparazzi are taking the pics…it doesn’t even matter if the paparazzi are taking the pics…cuz any bikini pic is worth looking at…which is the one good thing Facebook has done for me…

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2011

05

May

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Workout Gear of the Day

Here is Megan Fox’s replacement, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, leaving the gym, reminding us just how fucking boring she is. Seriously, she has been around for a while and the most excitement we’ve got from her is This Topless Pic, unless of course you’re bald, in which case you love her, cuz she doesn’t mind if the dude she’s fucking has a full set of her, at least not if he’s The Transporter….

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2011

05

May

Christina Aguilera is Still Fat of the Day

This just in, Christina Aguilera is still fat. More importantly she’s not doing anything about it and she’s not trying to hide it. She’s not doing the Kim Kardashian smoke and mirrors, where she wears heels and straps to reposition the fat to look less fat, and that’s what I call serious fucking laziness…too lazy to even cover up her fatness from laziness…and all this laziness is making me want to nap.

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2011

05

May

Nicolette Sheridan’s Old Lady Ass in Jeans of the Day

I spent the better part of the morning watching older ladies in yoga pants and leggings walking around. I guess it has to do with spring coming, or maybe them trying their best to get in mom bikini shape, or maybe they just have nothing better to do now that their kids are all grown up and I got lost in their asses…

See normally I am disgusted by what women become, but couldn’t help but wonder the story of each and every ass…you know every journey that those pussies traveled before my meeting them today with fabric wedged between their shit…Fascinating concept…now here’s Nicolette Sheridan’s old lady ass in jeans to give you a taste of what I was eating all day…Boom.

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2011

05

May

Some Lydia Hearst Ass in Jeans of the Day

Lydia Hearst is an internet friend of mine, not a close enough internet friend to know that her boyfriend was 60 year old Jeff Goldblum, but still an internet friend…

What it comes down to is that she’s a real sweet and talented girl and I’m a fan of hers and I respect wherever she decides to take her vagina and whatever wild ride journey she decides to secretly take it on….even though she just broke my heart, because I thought I was the only old enough to be her father man in her life that she hasn’t met.

But the good news, and the reason for this post is that we get to stare at her ass in jeans, and hope for a sex tape to be stolen by the maid, shit could be sponsored by viagra…but I’d rather just hope for a wedding invite, cuz inviting random internet friends to your wedding is the future….especially when they are drunk perverts who will try to finger bang all the guests…..before throwing up on them….

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2011

05

May

Daveigh Chase Fake Hipster Panty Flash of the Day

I feel like an idiot calling someone a faux hipster, when every hipster is a fake try hard idiot.

We get it, you take yourself too seriously, you are a cynic who just doesn’t give a fuck, all obscure and artistic and against the grain all high on second hand clothing fumes, cheap beer and random drugs, even though they are rich and can buy designer clothes but don’t because that they just don’t care enough to since apathy and unshowering is their thing….

What a joke.

But seeing a bitch who was the voice of Lilo and Stitch rollin’ around on a moped like some hipster faggot is a fucking joke, but I start paying attention when I see the panty flash…

Sniffing bike seats and watching girls in skirts mount and dismount bikes is one of my favorite summer activities, so whether this cunt is legit or not,

Yes she’s totally irrelevant, except maybe to who 15 lame groupies who think it’s a good social move to hang with a bitch who does the voice of Disney Characters who rocks American Apparel….she’s so cool….that’s why only 2000 people follow her on twitter….

Hipsters should be shot. Even though everyone is a fucking hipster these days. It’s the mainstream. How obscure.

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2011

05

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent the morning walking my dog in the rain, found myself checking out old ladies in yoga pants, enjoying it despite not being happy about it, only to end up in line at a coffee shop, where the woman asked who was there first between me and a hot girl, I said that I was, because I figure why let her go first, when I know she’d never even entertain the idea of letting me fuck her, and I’ll reserve the gentleman behavior to bitches who do, unless I am paying for them, in which case I’ll treat them like the dirt they clearly are…

Here are some Morning links to start my day at 1 pm.

Video Dating Winner That Is Actually a Giant Loser
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Some Bristol Palin Plastic Surgery
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The 50 Hottest Ring Girls Ever
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Free Cams You Can’t Help But Love
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Elisabetta Canalis Gets Naked For PETA
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Mileena Hayes is on All Fours
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And That’s Why You May Not Want to Rob an Old Lady – VIDEO
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She Lost a Bet, So She’s Gotta Show Her Tits
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Cute and Naughty College Roomates Are Fine By Me
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Sluts Caught on Tape
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Now That bin Laden is Dead, the Florida State Government Can Get Down to Business and Make Some Real, Positive Change!
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Posted in:MHD

2011

04

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just involved in a domestic dispute…I mean not entirely involved in one…I walked past one and I generally freak out when I see the police so I might as well was in one…..I’m high on flooring fumes….I have a friend who conviced us all to huff like we were on the reserve, or like we were all 14 year old kids from the trailer park…It just gave me a headache….kind of like this site…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Britney Spears Looks as Trailer Trashy As Ever
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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Fat Ass is Single Cuz of her Fat Ass
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These Men That Live As Babies and Shit Themselves Are Fucking Demented – VIDEO
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Segway FAIL Hahahahahha – VIDEO
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Vin Diesel Throwback Breakdancing Weirdness Video
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I Usually Watch These Free Webcam Sluts When Bored….
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They Claim This Slut is a First Time Slut…But they never are….
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Cam Shows for a Slow Day Like Today
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Miranda Kerr Gives Me Boners
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Bar Refaeli Does GQ Italia
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The Best Reason To Go on Vacation is to Get Laid and That’s What You’ll Do Here
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Jennifer Lopez, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Free Cam Shows, Nuff Said
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18 Year Old does a Great Striptease
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Hottest Fans Wearing Basketball Jerseys
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Kate Moss Titty Pic
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Japanese Make Some Crazy Kissing Machine for Fucking Losers Like You – VIDEO
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If Leonardo Di Caprio Dumped Bar Rafeli for Blake Lively, That is Fucking Sad
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Fergie Versus Kelly Osbourne: Who Would You Rather?
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Guess Which Child Actor Recently Made 3 Million Dollars and Has Bascially Made Me Wanna Kill Myself?
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Linds Roxx Should Definitely Be On Your Radar
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Irina Shayk – 2011 Luli Fama Swimwear Collection
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Shower Time Hotties
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Kara Alison is a Naughty School Girl
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Chelsea Hotel Shuts Down Legendary Monthly Sex Parties!!
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Mandy and Angelina Get It On
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Muslim Actress Sila Sahin Bravely Naked In German Playboy
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some Sienna Miller Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Get a Load of Carmen Gemini
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Nicole Sherzinger’s Slutty New Video
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Japanese WTF Are You Wearing of the Day
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ranked #1 on Maxim Hot 100 List
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Soap Box Crash Whoops! – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Dog the Bounty Hunters Chick Has Huge Fucking Tits
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Chick Faceplants LOL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Tight Body, Tight Titties
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Tiffany Brookes Is Hot in an Orange Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan Probably Won’t go Back to Jail and Here’s Why
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Couple Charged After Daughter Found Caged, Eating Skin WTF
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

04

May

Rihanna’s Nipple Ring of the Day

Originally I was gonna write about how Rihanna raped some poor kids Raggedy Ann doll, or even some poor adult’s memory of their Raggedy Ann doll, while giving some poor dude with a Raggedy Ann fetish something to jerk off to, in what may be the dumbest looking wig of all time….thinking maybe it had to do with her being from the gutter, a rag wearing slave child, forced to suck white dick on resorts to help pay the shanty electrical….but then I noticed I could see her nipple ring, and I really figured out why these pics and I came together. If you know what I mean.

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