2011
25
Apr
I like Amanda Seyfried.
She’s good for kids in all those Disney type movies. She’s good for adults in all those nude scenes in Chloe. And here she is merging her versatility by using her doll as a strap on cock, while making a blowjob face in short shorts promoting kids books. I appreciate this.
Posted in:Amanda Seyfried
2011
25
Apr
Here are some pictures of Kate Moss showing off some bigger tits than I’d expect from her in Vogue Paris, proving that it’s never too late and you’re never too washed up and you can never get too much dirty rock star needle sharing dick too pose topless for fashion……She’s pretty amazing…That’s all I have to say about that…
Posted in:Kate Moss
2011
25
Apr
Here’s some Hayden Panettiere strong back. I am not sure if this is erotic to anyone, but I assume it is, cuz it takes all kind of weirdos who get off to all kinds of weirdness, whether it be muscular midget bitches, or the 7 foot tall cocks they rode in on….I like my bitches skinny and doughy, hungry and addicted to meth without any money to get meth cuz defined muscle on a bitch always makes me feel gay, you know if I wanna cum on a six pack ab and watch it trickle down the muscle ripples, I am probably better off hitting the gay clubs….not to mention bitches who can kick my ass fuck up the whole date rape….but that doesn’t mean you don’t like it…so here are some pics of her back definition….
Posted in:Hayden Panettiere
2011
25
Apr
Kelly Osbourne, like all fat girls before her who have lost weight for a minute, has gone back to being fat…..and the funny thing about the whole thing is that when a fat bitch gets skinny, she usually goes back to being even fatter, I guess that’s the road Kelly Osbourne is on….corset or not, we know what’s going on here you fat ugly monster of a pig.
I don’t know why anyone thought she’d be different during that minute she wasn’t as fat as usual…More importantly, I don’t know why anyone would care about Kelly Osbourne enough to notice whether she lost weight or not….
Once a fat girl….always a fat girl….
Posted in:Kelly Osbourne
2011
25
Apr
I already went through this Rachel Bilson escape from her captor gone wrong… I don’t think I need to relive it. But I will anyway, she ran off to Canada after the OC ended, instead of developing a public drinking and drug problem, passing up tons of opportunity to flash her cunt to the paparazzi, in exchange for being in the middle of nowhere Canada, only to be let out of her cage every once in a while to make California appearances so that she wasn’t enitrely forgotten, while finally deciding to escape the irrelevance of this dude from Star Wars to go out on her own, realizing, as many abducted people in cults do, that she can’t make it without him…she was so dependent that without him she was nothing…and now they are back together…probably already married and the whole thing is sad…..but not sad enough…cuz murder sucide gets better ratings….at least she’s in a bikini….cuz her personal life and relationships really don’t matter, what does matter is that she’s generally boring…but now she’s boring while half naked and that counts for something…I’m just not sure what….
Posted in:Rachel Bilson
2011
25
Apr
Like all useless cunts who were once on TV, Annalynne McCord’s gone to Vegas….to host a pool party. Next stop…reality TV, I’m thinking DWTS….All this bitch really needs is a sex tape to re-vamp her image and give her a purpose…this 90210 the Next Generation shit’s just fucking dull, and so are bikini pics when the bitch isn’t fully committed to being in a bikini, but I’ll post them anyway…
Posted in:Annalynne McCord
2011
25
Apr
This just in…Pam Anderson hasn’t died of Hep yet, but it’s taking it’s fucking toll on her face…unless that’s just natural progression of shitty plastic surgery settling like an old house built on swamp,…..you know plastc aging like it was human….no matter what, it is some science experiment in action and it’s interesting to watch, even if there’s less nipple or see through than I’d want or expect by this old tired bitch.
Posted in:Pamela Anderson
2011
25
Apr
Regina Feoktistova is some fashion model who was born in 1989, she’s known for her pout, she’s friends with Eniko Mihalik, she’s Russian, but living in New York to make stupid money getting naked for fashion, that will secure her place in the world, that will put her in a position to marry someone even richer than her, who wants a model trophy wife, all these things coupled together will make her forget her parents had to wait in line for rationed bread. She’s a post communist princess and here she is getting naked for some menswear designer…cuz nothing sells clothes like nudity…
Posted in:Regina Feoktistova
2011
25
Apr
I don’t know who Emilia Clarke is. I don’t know this Games of Thrones show she’s getting fucked on. I just know that shit happened on TV and that makes it good enough for me, cuz I remember a time Soap Operas were the only sex on TV and jerking off to that shit was very fucking difficult, while this represents an evolution I can appreciate…even if the idea of what is going to happen to sexuality when kids grown up and are already desensitized to tits, pussy, doggy style leaving them hungry for more hardcore shit while charged up on shoot ’em up videogames scares me…but on the positive side of things, it’s gonna make for some good stepNEWS clips….When I was 16 I got hard ons holding hands with a bitch. I feel like that’s not happening much anymore, unless that hand they are holding is wristwatch deeep in an asshole…
Posted in:Emilia Clarke
2011
25
Apr
Rihanna is taking this whole competing with Rihanna for Jay-Z’s affection thing a little too seriously. Rihanna makes him money, she’s younger and more interesting of an act to watch. She’s from the gutter of Barbados and feels like she will forever owe him for what he has given her, while Beyonce is this diva who sold out her band to be solo, only to be labeled a talent and overhyped, giving her an ego, money and confidence she shoulda never had, not to mention a life of luxury from a young age, meaning nothing’s ever good enough for her, probably making her a huge pain in the ass, so whether she got implants she likes showing off or not, she’s still got shit on Rihanna….but she can keep trying, the insecurity is obvious and I like laughing at it when I have nothing else going on, which is pretty much ALWAYS…
Posted in:Beyonce
