Here’s Eva Longoria is a modern take on the old lesbian, power suit, you know the ones you’d see bitches trying to be taken serious in the corporate world as to not allow the men they work with to be distracted by any sex appeal they may have, by covering every ince of it up….only modified to throw all that out the window and tell the world that she’s still got it….Hilary Clinton – Take notes…

I give young girls way too much attention on the site and in life without remembering that older sluts were once young and deserve some love too. The reality is that they are easier to deal with. They have more sexual experience and for the most part want as little to do with you as you want to do with them and understand the concept of fucking for the sake of fucking and not for the sake of locking yourself down into some kind of annoying bullshit playing house relationship.

They are the kind of people who don’t tell people that they are “seeing you” just because they are fucking you and it makes them feel like less of a whore when they put a title to it. They’ve been though it and don’t need to go down that route again. They know the lie they lived, now they just want you to make them cum while making them feel young again…

You know, making up for lost time….

The only time old ladies are a problem is when they are winding down and ready to have babies and that is why you need to do everything in your power to make them know you aren’t husband material. Don’t let them know you have a job or money because that shit means stability and takes away from the fact that you just want to cum all over their big old lady vaginas.

I don’t know what Eva Longoria is doing these days, I know she’s a divorcee, a middle aged lady dressed in a modern pantsuit to remind you all she still knows how to fuck and she takes it pretty seriously…

PS – I like the dude she clearly paid to show up with her one “Hot Photoshoot Pic” to get signed…as if that person actually exists…

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