Here are some pics of Emma Roberts in a pair of little shorts…
I bet this girl is a real fucking handful to deal with. Not only is she a spoiled brat from LA, but she obviously also has real fucking daddy issues. The kind of daddy issues that we can’t even understand cuz they stem from having a daddy who was too into himself while trying to get back to his highpoint of the early ’80s, back when he either won an Academy Award or was nominated for one, and fell into shitty gig after shitty gig, leading to drug and alocholism that landed him in rehab, a series of failures and pathetic behavior that didn’t have room to teach his little girl or show her that he cares, cuz he was too busy crying in the corner…amazing. I love Daddy issues……FOLLOW ME
Wow. I have no idea why I just uploaded these pictures. They are not of Alessandra Ambrosio half naked, they aren’t of her having sex or giving a blowjob, they aren’t even of her giving birth to her kid, they are strictly her shopping in a pair of fucking jeans, and that means this post is a huge waste of time, even if checking out moms in tight jeans is one of my skills I write on my job application forms….when I am forced to apply to jobs I don’t want to get in order to stay on welfare….FOLLOW ME
I’ve posted on Eniko Mihalik before….and I love her TITS…So I’m just gonna keep documenting her career, hoping she’s a workaholic cuz the more she works, the better it is for all of us, cuz her work involves getting half naked, cuz she knows that it’s a hell of a lot better than being a hooker back home in Hungary…FOLLOW ME
Reese Witherspoon is on of those chicks who other chicks really find hot but who leaves guys wondering what the fuck all they hype is about. It’s like sure she’s not horrible looking, sure, she’s horrible cuz she trapped her first husband by being horrible and getting knocked up, like insecure doughy girls have done for decades before her, and she’s horrible with all her church going Southern bullshit, and she’s horrible for being seen jogging all the time, but always managing to stay fat and sloppy like she’s had one too many biscuits…down at the plantation house…
Here she is on the cover of Elle UK, in a one piece, even when she should be wearing pants, where I am sure she talked a whole lot of bullshit about her relationships and recent marriages, cuz that’s just the kind of useless twat starving for attention but not starving at all, she is…. if you know what you mean…FOLLOW ME
I don’t know how popular this Marloes Horst model is, you see cuz I’m not gay, a photographer, in the fashion industry, or creepily obsessed with models, cuz I generally hate models, envy their big money and party lifestyles, traveling the world to get half naked, but I know they are freakishly tall, and despite being called out for being skinny, actually are broader than most professional basketball playing men, but I do like them better than celebs, cuz celebs are generally not hot…all this to say these aren’t as good as her topless TOPLESS PHOTOSHOOTS, but they’re better than nothing….and that’s pretty much good enough for me and even the philosophy I like to live by….cuz I have low expectations….FOLLOW ME
I don’t think this is actually lingerie, it’s pretty much how bitches dress these days, making a walk down the street some kind of burlesque show from the 1920s or some shit, you know the same shit you had to spend serious money to see bitches like this during the great depression, while everyone else was starving to death and dying of the black plague….not that I know what I’m talking about, I haven’t really studied history, I just know that we’ve come a long way….
I also know that I’m one corset as a shirt away from masturbating in public all over an unsuspecting bitch, cuz shoving this kind of thing down my throat everyday while I’m forced to come home to a pig of a wife, isn’t good for the psychology of the perverts like me….FOLLOW ME
The white girl in Halle Berry’s gone out getting some sun in a bikini and robe thing that hides her imperfections due to baby making….
You know tanning and swimming like all the inner city black kids she pretends to relate to, when really she’s just a tool for Hollywood to fill in a black character that’s non threatening to Christian America, not that it matters what her ethnicity is, or how much she exploits that her mom got knocked up by a brother, had no involvment in her white bread life, what matter is how hot her tits are…..cuz really – tits are all that matters…at least that’s what I tell girls I am trying to get to like me FOLLOW ME
Here’s the stepNEWS that you’re probably not interested in, but should be cuz this is the world that we’re living in motherfuckers, you should know about this stuff, cuz CNN is too busy promoting Anderson Cooper’s biceps in tight shirts for the gays to really delve into what matters, like Kiddie Porn Pastors, Naked people found in stores, Charlie Sheen’s stage show bombing, cuz Charlie Sheen fucking sucks and is boring now and pot brownies at Prom and Drunk Teachers in class…..you know the thread that makes up the fabric of our lives…the real important shit you can’t live as a normal member of society not knowing….In the event you didn’t notice, I’m kinda playing this shit up a little…FOLLOW ME
Hernando Pastor Charged with Child Porn
A Desoto County preacher has been charged with possession of child porn. Eddie Prince of Oak Grove Baptist Church in Hernando was arrested at his home on Friday.
Charlie Sheen Booed Heavily In Detroit
Fans react to the debut of Charlie Sheen’s live-tour at Detroit’s Fox Theater. “It was awful” says one fan, who left the theatre before the show ended. He was not alone in his opinion and boos were commonplace.
Prom shut down over pot brownie concerns
NORTH ANDOVER – The North Andover High School Junior Prom was shut down early on Friday night over concerns related to pot-laced brownies.
Bondage Club Murder Suspect in Court
David Edward Albert is facing murder, arson and animal cruelty charges. Authorities say Albert shot and killed his former boss, a dog, and then set the club on fire after being fired.
Naked Man Found in Store’s Bathroom
Police arrested a man after he gave employees at a valley dollar store a big shock.
Teacher appeared drunk in classroom
WEST NEWBURY – An eighth-grade teacher who was removed from her classroom last week appeared drunk to school officials and asked one student how it would feel “to have a bullet in his head,” The Eagle Tribune reported, citing police reports released yesterday.
Depositions in Transgender Widow Case
There are new developments in the controversial case of a transgender widow.
There’s a new show called Camelot. I don’t know where the show is being produced. I just kknow Eva Green is in it and it’s on some Sci/Fi fantasy kick….
I have always found Sci Fi and Fantasy real fucking weird…but not nearly as weird as the people who are into it….I figure the people who produce the shit, write the shit and do the shit are only in it for the money, cuz they know the fans are socially awkward people who will embrace the shit as if it is their own, take ownership on the shit and love the shit, cuz they have nothing else going on, spreading it virally cuz they run to the fucking internet to talk to their fake friends who are just as weird as them…
I have walked by these people. I have seen them stage wars in our parks. I have seen them have training sessions in our parks. I have heard their conversations at coffee shops during intense war playing games, I have seen their comics, their collectibles and I have smelled their semen crusted unshowered due to late night sessions on World of War craft, when stuck in line behind them.
And luckily, Eva Green is in this shit, cuz I have always found Eva Geen’s tits fantastic…She was in a movie called The Dreamers, and that pretty much secured her as celebrity porn to get off to….even if her wikipedia has this interesting fact:
She credits Kirsten Dunst as her fashion influences
Cuz I guess piss soaked, booze soaked, cocaine covered and unshowered is fashion…I thought Kirsten Dunst only inspired people to get cosmetic dentistry work done, and maybe even a couple homeless people down the street, but that’s just cuz I couldn’t tell if she inspired them when she was here, or if they inspired her, in a chicken or the egg situation…
But this isn’t about that, it’s about Eva Green and Camelot and her Tits and to get you to FOLLOW ME
