2011
03
Mar
I am just posting these pictures of Miranda Kerr’s legs in response to my last post on Kim Kardashian’s fat legs to show her, not that she reads this site, but in my mind she is the only person who reads my site, thanks to being crazed from syphilis, that even brand new moms are more fit than her lazy slob ass….
That’s all I have to say about that.
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2011
03
Mar
I saw the exact same body working the checkout line at WalMart the other day….Kim Kardashian is pretty fucking hideous….nothing but a no good, daddy issue porn star…I like repeating this because as she makes 70 million dollars a year, that would be 400 million a year if she was actually hot, and people overlook the fact that she staged this Black Dick Sucking Scene to be like her bff Paris….
She’s low grade, bottom feeder but the marketing machine and her PR people have spun the story in a way you all forget what matters….She She Was Pissed On In Video After She Fucked cuz she’s nothing but a toilet bowl of a person…a public urinal that should be shit in accidentally when drunk and trying to make friends laugh..
The only thing I’m with her on is that if I was stuck with the cunt who I won’t name that she’s with, I’d pretend to be on the phone too, cuz the cunt she is with who I won’t name is the fucking worse…
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2011
03
Mar
I tried to ignore these pictures existed the last 3 hours. Then I figured I should post them because that’s what Lady Gaga wants me to do and I always listen to ugly girl who fake gender issues and act outrageous due to a script she has no choice but to follow in efforts to market to the gay teenager…..that’s why she’s friends with Perez. That’s why she sings that Madonna with lyrics about being a queer…It’s all fucking strategy on the corporate level. Don’t believe the lie people….money like this isn’t put into bitches like this without the best marketing people planning it out…to think she is capaable of any of this on her own is stupid of you…you’re stupid…stop believing what you read…Entertainment industry is a business and there’s no room for actual artistes in a business cuz real artists are too busy getting drunk all day….
The good thing about Gaga is that she wears underwear…cuz her face is bad enough…I can’t even try to imagine the vagina that comes stock on this machine.
Here she is modeling – cuz someone’s capitalizing on her…
Here’s the video…..
Posted in:Lady Gaga
2011
03
Mar
Esquire really wants people to know these pictures are theirs…It’s like having an annoying roommate who puts her name on her can of beans so that you don’t steal them…even though they cost 80 fucking cents you ghetto fucking bitch…or it’s like the bratty only child who invites you to his birthday party when you were growing up but who won’t let you touch the atari and instead makes you watch him play it….it’s like the short rich dude with the hot girlfriend who needs everyone to know she belongs to him…making a spectacle of the shit in the most annoying way….
We get it Esquire, you got Stacy Kiebler, a Dancing with the Stars contestant 5 years ago, to strip down into her undewear cuz she had nothing better to do with herself, you know since Dancing With The Stars was pretty much the last we saw of her legs, unless you’re one of those creepy people into wrestling and the women who are part of it….
Not that it matters…print magazines are dead….it’s just a matter of time….and here are the pictures…
Posted in:Stacy Keibler
2011
03
Mar
I call Carmen Electra Carmen Sandiego cuz I don’t know where in the world she is….You know since her career died and she pretty much disappeared. I’m witty like that, you know almost comedic genius except for the whole “it’s not funny” part…at least not funny according to her ex husband and my twitter best friend Dave Navarro who told me I was an idiot when I wrote that…which would have hurt my feelings if I had feelings..
That said, here are some pictures of Carmen Electra, clearly still alive, dressed for St Patrick’s day, stretching in all kinds of good ways next to the pool, even if this isn’t the 90s and she’s not the hottest fake tits on MTV….even if she’s no longer in her 20s….even if she looks like Fergie….even if she’s wearing too much clothes…it’s good enough for me cuz I’m the kind of guy who likes watching local yoga troops in action…it’s like free porn in the park during the summers…and free porn is always good porn…even if the girls in the shit justify why it’s free…if you know what I mean…
Posted in:Carmen Electra
2011
03
Mar
One of the more depressing parts of my life is that Megan Fox ads for Armani, where she is in her underwear, are the biggest story for my site and I have to write about he site like I fucking care….
One of the more depressing parts of David from 90210’s life is that the only work he can get as an actor is on Desperate Housewives, but I guess when you unemployed housewife in real life looks like this, whoring yourself for bad television cuz you suck is the least of your concerns…
What it comes down to is that I see hot girls half naked everyday, they don’t have the marketing budgets behind them to be Megan Fox hype, which is 95 percent hype, but that makes their facebook albums are more fun to jerk off to….creeper.
Posted in:Megan Fox
2011
03
Mar
stepNEWS
stepNEWS of the Day
Here is some news that isn’t really news but that may be about you cuz if you’re reading this site I can only assume you are this retarded…..except maybe anything to do with having sex…trying to have sex maybe…but actual sex, no way cuz you have nothing to do with having sex pretty much ever….Sad…
GA Man Accused of Luring Teens for Sex
A Douglas County man has been accused of using social networking sites to lure teenage boys to his home for sex. Steven Lemery was in jail Wednesday night, charged with disturbing crimes against teenage boys.
TX Teen Jailed for Plot to Kill Ex
A teenage boy was arrested in a murder for hire plot. Police say he tried to hire friends to kill his ex-girlfriend.
McDonald’s Customer Say Maggots in Food
McDonald’s has launched an investigation into how maggots allegedly found their way into a Melbourne man’s burger.
Man sentenced for biting off ear
A Hingham man has been sentenced to two years in prison for biting off parts of another man’s ears during a fight.
Posted in:stepNEWS
2011
02
Mar
I am sure I could found better shit to post today…but fuck it…this is as good as it gets…I gave a solid 10 percent of effort today and that’s gotta count for something…It’s not my fault, I’m sucked into TWITTER , shit’s like a drug, especially now that Sheen is on the shit…I just sit there tweeting stupidities, reading stupidities, I think I’m addicted…something I wish you felt about this site…then maybe I’d be rich or something…but you ruin that.
I’m still trying to make it big in the internet t-shirt business show some support
Here are my stepLINKS…
Scarlett Johansson is Definitely Banging Sean Penn
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Why the FUCK is Snooki on the Cover of Rolling Stone
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The Only Thing I Like More Than Sluts is Sluts Who get Naked on Camera
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Chanelle Hayes Got New Tittys
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Sex With a Banana is the Safest Sex of All
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There’s One Surefire Way to Get Laid on Vacation
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A Dancing Ninja Will Lighten Things Up – VIDEO
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Baby Come Back: Sports Hotties We Need in Our Lives
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Sofia Vergara And Her Generous Rack Keep Me Up At Night
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Lindsay Lohan And Her Fire Crotch. Ahhh… Memories
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Top 10 Bizarre Celebrity Names
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Because Toys Just Aren’t For Children You Know
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Amber Smiths Tits Deserve a Nice Happy Birthday
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Man Kate Winslet is Hotter Than Ever
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Adriana Lima, Adrianne Palicki, Kirara Asuka, Halle Berry, Constance Jablonski Oh My
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Mmmmmmmm Kelly Brooke
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Tim Horton’s Drive Through titties
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How About a a Little Mila Kunis Hotness
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I Think Courtney Cox
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Titty Titty Pic Dump of the Day
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Ads From China Are Fucked Up But They Sure Are Fun to Look At
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JESSI PALMER – SMALL GIRL, BIG VAGINA IS BACK!
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Krystal Solis is Gonna Make You Have Naughty Thoughts
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Another Day, Another Relationship Ruined By Facebook
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Oh The Things She Could Do With Her Tongue
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She’s an Angel Alright
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Naked Supermodels Are What Sell Fashion Mags
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Man Lohan is REALLY Starting to Look Old
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Gotta Love a Hot Honny Babe Playing With Herself
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There’s Another New Armani Ad With Megan Fox – VIDEO
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I Wanna Bang This Modern Day Pocahontus
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Kendra wilkinson is Pathetic But Here She is Anyways
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3 Hot Teens on the Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yeah I Got a Thing For January Jones
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Get a Load of Bryci
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Did You See Christina Aguilera’s Mugshot? Oh Also She’s Judging Some New Shitty Reality Show
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Amanda Seyfried Finally Drops Some Sexy Unobstructed Cleavage
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Striptease of the Day
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Tiger Woods’ Whore Joclyn James Brings Her Tits To Miami
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Aubrey Oday And Her Sloppy Tits In A Bikini
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Beyonce Covers Up Her Big Ass At The Beach
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More Hood than Charlie Sheen
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2011
02
Mar
Shit, Snooki on the cover of Rolling Stone or any magazine for that matter, you know with her little pig face, pig body and pig attitude is almost as crazy as Kim Kardashian releasing a song and hearing people give it praise even if it sounds like serious shit…maybe even the same shit that fell on her face when sucking Ray J’s dick in video as he pissed on her….
The world is doomed. We’re fucked, We’ve made celebrities out of garbage. Satan has taken over. We’re all going to die. We might as well try to enjoy the ride…
There’s nothing hot about this…seriously…this is unfuckable barnyard shit……
Posted in:Snooki
2011
02
Mar
Her name is Anais…
She’s showing her tits.
I’d rather see her Anais…
Bad jokes, I’m full of them….
That’s really all I have to say about that.
Anais Pouliot
Anais Pouliot for Volt Magazine of the Day
Posted in:Anais Pouliot
