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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

Mar

Adrianne Curry’s Cry for Attention on Twitter of the Day

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It amazes me that people follow someone so insignificant…so uninteresting…so useless…no, I’m not talking about myself, asshole. I’m talking about Adrianne Curry, some low grade reality star who pretty much sold out for very minimal attention, who is trying to relive the glory days of her fame using twitter….So she posts half naked pics, or pics of her at comic conferences cuz they are all that will book her…or pics of her flexing and the whole thing is tedious cuz we already know nudity will get you noticed…how about trying something new you trash can….She also calls crappy virgin comic book loser’s shitty drawings of her, the kid creepy fans make “art”….anything for followers….Pretty much taking anything that she can get…except maybe loving words from me cuz she ended up blocking me…cuz I’m just that good at Twitter ….

So here is a picture of her thong…insignificant, uninteresting, useeles but for some reason good enough to put on the site…which is saying a lot about the kind of guy I am…luckily no one is listening…

Posted in:Adrianne Curry

2011

Mar

Courtney Cox Single Old Mom Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I don’t know if thes epics are old or new…I try no to look at these things too closely, you know like staring at the sun, I’m scared I’ll go blind…

If I was David Arquette – and thank god I’m not – I would have got rid of Courtney Cox too…at least based on these bikini pics – cuz she’s old, tred and the collagen’s not holding up her ass the way it used to. Maybe it’s the pregnancies…maybe it’s laziness…maybe it’s just straight up aging..but whatever it is…it’s disgusting…

I know what’ you’re thinking – that I’m an idiot and that she looks great for 40…but that’s exactly my point…thanks for proving what I so gracefully failed at getting across, great for 40 isn’t great for 20 and if you don’t have to be stuck with that shit and you can go for the 20 year olds cuz you were that guy in Scream…you sure as hell better…cuz you only live once….and it preferable to be done with a hot box full of youthful joy and a willingness to spend your money and treat you like the best show and tell presentation…than be in the shadow of some bitter, old, cunt…even if Arquette is pulling some pussy shit and trying to crawl back to Courtney Cox cuz he ran out of money and was tired of being some tween’s dancing monkey financier in exchange for un-weathered pussy or some shit…kinda defeating the whole point of this post…..

I’m so insightful. I wonder why I don’t have a show on Oprah’s new network…

Posted in:Courtney Cox

2011

Mar

Some Model Vagina for Fashion for i-D mag of the Day

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Chanel Iman, Hilary Rhoda, Jessica Stam, Erin Wasson but only one of them was willing to show her hipster, model, fashionista bush I love so much, and I can only assume the one who showed her hipster, model, fashionista bush was the one who no one’s ever heard of before, cuz the others are all super models and shit and don’t need to flash cunt in some Magazine spread to get noticed, they save that level of prostitution for the big payouts…

Not that I care….I’m just happy to see half naked models in pictures instead of in person, cuz it reminds me how many wrong turns I’ve taken in life…something we all need to embrace….

Posted in:Chanel Iman|Erin Wasson|Hilary Rhoda|Jessica Stam

2011

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Baby Bump of the Day

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I like making up fake gossip…I mean I figure since everyone else in the world makes these stories up….I should get my moment of glory…who knows maybe one day I’ll be credited as a source…like a real website…but I doubt it…I’m the kind of guy who is first to bat, hits the homerun, but no one notices cuz I’m playing in the corner alone and not at the actual game everyone else is at…Story of my life…

So my fake story that is probably real is that Vanessa Hudgens is knocked up.

I mean I wouldn’t put this pregnancy past her. First it makes her talked about when no one is talking. Second, it give her something to hug when everyone else has forgot her…cuz last time I checked babies only get taken away when you fuck them, or when you fuck yourself up on meth and forget to feed them for a week and get caught because you left the kid behind in a bar you were buying your next fix at…or something equally fun but equally hard to pull off….cuz people just don’t take your kids away that easy…meaning there will always be hugs for Hudgens..

Either way, This little West Side Story ethnic bitch sold to Disney to help make her parents millions, who faked a relationship with a homosexual, only to realease nude pics as a cry that her lonely vagina was in need of getting fed….only to eventually let it get fat, raw dog with a creampie finish cuz she was so deprived and felt ready to take that step in her life…

Or maybe she’s just been getting fed…and she’s fat…but the ethnic looking pregnant teen is a much more interesting look as far as I’m concerned…waiting for marriage is so suburban and boring….

Either way, who cares…this is fake gossip…so everything is possible..

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Topless in Mom Jeans of the Day

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Mom Jeans can be hot…on the right mom…or young girl dressed in them…you see they ride an ass proper…they hug a pussy proper…but the second they are on a bitch 5 pounds overweight or more…shit reminds me of the pregnancy gunt that never went away…and that my wife refers to as her panty pillow…something that makes me want to vomit every single time…especially when the panties come off and I am forced to deal with the awkward way it hangs over her actual vagina…like some kind of science experiment gone wrong…only instead of it being a science experiment..it’s my fucking life…if you know what I mean…

If you don’t, I’m trying to say like leggings, these shit are hit and miss and really depend on the vagina they are hugging…and in this case…they are done right..thanks Candice Swanepoel for the fashion lesson that is your hot little ass….unfortunately her last name reminds me of a shit covered pig in the backyard…but that’s can’t ruin a hot little ass…

Bonus – Victoria’s Secret just releases their extended Spring 2011 commercial…and despite being annoyed by them all being the same…and no wheels being re-invented…because I guess they don’t have to be….I’ll post it anyway…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2011

Mar

January Jones Dog Walker of the Day

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I am changing the site to be the official January Jones dog walking fan site.

Yeah – it will officially make this site the most boring, disappointing place to visit on your internet journey…but I feel compelled to this shit for some reason I call her tits….

That for some reason she rarely shows when walking her dogs….but for some reason I still download and upload the pictures

So here’s the latest set of her not as hot as she looks in photoshoots or at events…cuz she’s one of those bitches who needs professionals to make her look hot..but lucky for her, guys will fuck anything, especially when it isn’t fat or when it is on TV and has the media’s stamp of approval…

Here are the newest dog walking pics.

Posted in:January Jones

2011

Mar

Anja Rubik Bikini Photoshoot for Vogue Australia of the Day

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Hot polish model Anja Rubik is in Vogue Australia….definitely not naked enough for my liking…but they never really are…I mean even when a bitch is naked and spread eagle on stage next to my face while I sit on pervert’s row at the strip club, I’m still not fully satisfired…..even when I’m having sex with hookers, I’m never fully satisfied. So either I’m desensitized or gay…..but not gay enough to not dig this bitch in pictures even if they coulda been better…with a lot less bikini waxing…and a lot more hipster fashionista bush…

Here’s the less interesting….

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2011

Mar

Creepy Man With a Camera Versus a Bikini of the Day

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I only post these videos as a warning to all the hot girls who read my site that you aren’t ever safe…there are a lot of fucking perverts out there…ones who can’t get laid ever..who got bored of masturbation a decade ago and need to step things up by trying to connect the fantasy to girls they see in real life…and a camera is the only way how….I mean that or dudes figure they can sell these voyeur clips to other websites and make a living being the James Bond of bitches in bikinis….but what the fuck do I know…I mean that or dudes like looking at girls in bikinis always…so it is only natural to build customized bags to film the shit with….

I don’t know, the whole thing is weird…here’s the proof…

Posted in:amateur

2011

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Breaks Chairs of the Day

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As a fat man who is married to an even fatter chick….I’ve seen my fair share of fat person versus furniture….that includes being unable to fit in the fucking thing on the bus, or in other public places cuz they don’t factor in obesity into their design…or having the thing break from under us….so they can pretend Kardashian breaking the chair is a prank…you know a defective chair…while I know that’s just a cover-up for her actually breaking the chair cuz she’s fatness….fatness I’d probably ask to taste the parts of her she can’t wash properly cuz her hands don’t reach – cuz I am disgusting…

Here’s a video rendition of what you can expect to see on her show when it actually hits TV…instead of the press releases images announcing this smut publicity stunt like it’s news that I’m posting here…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

Mar

Dancing With The Stars New Contestants of the Day

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Dancing with the Stars – the place people who were people who were once on TV go to die…The last hurrah before imprending career suicide….who think that maybe this will put them into the spotlight and reinvent their careers – despite the fact that it hasn’t dont that for any contestant in the last decade – but instead is just popular cuz it’s where the general public go to point and laugh cuz we like seeing celebs at their worse….It makes us feel better about our shitty selves…

Here are some of the contestents they announced….

Tsunami Survivor and Boyfriend Killer Petra Nemcova….

Kirstie Alley to See If Her Heart Explodes into a fiery mess of butter, chocolate, pastries and fried food as she starts to break a sweat….clearly hoping for Kelly Osbourne effect, probably gonna end up with the Bernie Mac…..