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2011

21

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Got No Make-Up On of the Day

Considering she’s the kind of bitch who gets her make-up tattooed to her tacky face, I’m not sure how accurate this “No Make-Up” statement is, and I’m gonna go with not very accurate, cuz botox and fake lips in what could be the most materialistic, vain despite being chubby pussy in hollywood, who no one really understands or really cares about, but who managed to make 65 million dollars last year, just doesn’t do the no make up thing, ever, under any circumstance, and maybe what we are seeing is that she’s just not wearing as much fucking make-up as her whore face normally does, you know none of that movie magic shit that makes her look like a tranny about to perform, and just some subtle everyday make-up that is probably substantially more than the women you encounter wear, but less than her usual clown get-up…and knowing these girls, she’s probably made up to not look made up for publicity…and the real question is why the fuck am I writing about this? Seriously. Should I just kill myself now, or let nature take it’s course…cuz this has got to be the fucking end….

What it comes down to is that she’s a fucking monster….

And some spandex…..faking a gym visit….even though her ass can’t back up that lie….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

21

Feb

Kate Walsh Humping her Car Door While Showing Off Leg of the Day

I am only posting these pictures because it looked liked Kate Walsh was humping her car door. Yes. In the event you really had to wonder, my life is so pathetic that I imagine women I don’t know who happen to be in paparazzi pictures humping their car doors while wearing shorts or a skirt I am trying to look up and showing off their ginger pussy haired legs….I’m weird….

In More Important News – Frasier’s Kayte Walsh’s nipple poppoed out of her bikini, she’s the other Kayte Walsh- the more important one Follow This Link

Posted in:Kate Walsh

2011

21

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the latest in stepNEWS…which I haven’t figured out why I call it the stepNEWS…considering it’s not news about the site…or really anything I am involved in….there is a flaw in my naming…I must have been drunk…while I figure it out, watch these news clips…that aren’t stepNEWS…but by the looks of it Fox news…

Video Shows Suspended Coach Hit Player
The Holy Family University men’s basketball coach has been suspended after a player filed a police report because he claims he was assaulted during a January practice

Doctor plows through liquor store front
SEEKONK – A local doctor was charged with drunk driving after allegedly crashing his SUV through the windows of a Seekonk liquor store and then trying to steal beer.

Indictments handed down in sex ring
A dozen people suspected of working in a sex-trafficking ring in Central Florida have been indicted by a federal grand jury.

CT man charged with hate crime

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

21

Feb

NBA Allstar Game Pictures of the Day

My friend went to the NBA Allstar game and took a some pictures and videos…I figured I’d post them up here for you cuz I’m not a jock and I hate sports…but you constantly email me asking me to cover more of this shit…and figured why not give you what you want….a first hand account of this shit….

Apparently, Rihanna Performed with Drake & Kanye and apparently, I don’t fucking care…. but To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link

Posted in:NBA

2011

21

Feb

Sarah Underwood Does Wonder Woman of the Day

Playboy Playmate of the year back in 2006 shitty fake titty Sarah Underwood has apparently replaced Olivia Munn on Attack of the Show, cuz Olivia Munn has taken her talentless ass onto bigger and better things cuz her nerd hustle worked, cuz nerds are loyal and oblivious to the fact they are being used, so long as the pussy is talking to them…easy formula to get fame and fortune….one I guess Sarah Underwood is trying to re-create cuz after Playboy success she was left all alone, with only the option of becoming a stripper available to her, so she got shitty fake tits, but before making the plunge is instead doing some Wonder Woman bullshit to keep the viewers happy and aroused…cuz bitches in Wonder Woman costumes are porn to them, especailly when they are on girls who were essentially softcore porn stars….even if they are trying to go re-invent themselves…and who cares…

The only good news in this is Attack of the Show, legit career, or not, we’ll always know href=”/cms/u.php?u=69897″>what her pussy looks like….and here …and here….and here…..all thanks to her exhibitionist to get noticed past and Google….

Here she is doing her mainstream hustle…but she’s always a slut to me…

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2011

21

Feb

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Pictures of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow is one of those women who other women find so fucking gorgeous, but men just sit and wonder what the fuck these bitches are talking about. See I’ve never met a dude who talks about how bad he wants to fuck this bitch, whether she was topless in a movie or the love interest in a movie or not, she just has zero sex appeal, but for some reason any girl you talk to will go off about how her body is so amazing, and how she’s a classic beauty and all these other shit, I don’t get where it stems from, but I do know she’s in these bikini pictures and the only good thing I can say about it is at least she’s not fat, which I guess in some ways makes her hot enough to fuck, but then again so does the fact that she’s got a vagina. Guys are generally just that easy….but it doesn’t make her as special as you all think she is…that’s all I have to say about that.


To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow this Link
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Posted in:gwyneth paltrow

2011

21

Feb

Holly Madison Being “Honored” On All Fours of the Day

The obvious thing to say here is that Holly Madison is being honored on her knees, something she’s used to, you know something that has lead to this pretigious moment in her life where Planet Hollywood Las Vegas has given her the honor of having her wonderful hands that along with her throat helped her get her this honor, you know of being immortalized in some cement tile they will put on the wall, until they rennovate in 15 years when her legacy is forgotten , making her feel like she fucking matters, even though she was the only person willing to show up to the restaurant that day and they needed anyone who had been on TV to make their customers believe it actually was Planet Hollywood, and it was convenient cuz she lives down the fucking street, cuz trash like her, with fake tits and Playboy careers find Vegas to be the center of the fucking universe…the trophy their slutting out has privileged them with….and the whole thing is a fucking joke…but at least we can look down her whore dress….

Posted in:Holly Madison

2011

21

Feb

Taylor Momsen for Nylon TV Korea of the Day

I’ve been trying to get Taylor Momsen to answer me on the twitter the last month, she just ignores me. Maybe cuz she’s one of those young cunts who thinks she’s better than me, you know cuz reality hasn’t slapped her in the fucking face and given her spoiled brat trashy cunt ass a little perspective, or maybe cuz I’m generally creepy to young girls, like some kind of predator with an erection in his sweat pants….

Not that it matters…

Cuz she still delivers the slutty teenager in pictures, and pictures are good enough for me cuz I’m old school like that and don’t need videos to get off, if anything video just distracts me from the challenge that lies ahead of me…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t then you’ve never been an impotent pervert faced with an almost legal girl, milking her age by slutting out in lingerie, giving everyone with nothing better to do, something to talk about…

Here she is for Nylon TV Korea.

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

21

Feb

Rihanna’s Tits in Some Bullshit Video of the Day

Here are some pictures of some Rihanna tit busting out of her futuristic outfit from bullshit Kanye West video called “All of the Lights” that you probably know all the words to already, cuz you’re into this shit….while I’m just indifferent…cuz I think Kanye West is a fucking scam, I think Rihanna is a scam, I just know they know how to manipulate the public to pretty much eat their feces they call music…..and who really cares….here’s the best part of their smut. I’m unispired. Sure. Blame these idiots. Sure. I stopped the song after 10 seconds. Truth.

VIDEO: Kanye West – All Of The Lights (Official Video)
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Posted in:Rihanna

2011

21

Feb

Lindsay Lohan’s Hot New Photoshoot of the Day

I heard that Samantha Ronson, the ugliest human in the history of humans, was tweeting about being in bed with Lohan last week and figured that meant they were both prepping their quest back to being the talk of the boring lesbian town. You know bottom feeding lesbian dykes in Hollywood who need each other to matter.

So I’m not suprised these hot pics of Lohan in some photoshoot that may or may not be from her new “sober” days she’s faking, or if they are from her “heroin” days she couldn’t keep hidden and had to fake rehab to clean up her image, I just know that it makes me wish I was Sam Ronson’s dick for a night…herpes scabs, lesions and all.

I’m a fan of Lohan and everything she does on her quest to dying before 30. It’s pretty much just that simple…

You can tell it is her from the cigarettes and redbull product placement, in case you weren’t sure it was her.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan