I randomly landed on site where people talk masturbation that I can assume weird gay old men go to hoping to lure in kids by writing their weirdness….

My favorite way to masturbate is to lie on my back, throw my legs over my head, and then pump the whole load right into my mouth. It tastes great and it is not too filling. Enjoy!

Here’s another great tip….

Masturbation Tutor technique actually involves swallowing my own cum. It really tastes great and I never miss a drop. Now my wife has no idea I eat my own cum. That is my little secret. My technique includes a simple funnel contraption to catch my goo. I take a small funnel and attach a piece of clear tubing to the end. I lie on my back and stroke my manhood and just as I begin to cum I squirt it down the funnel. I place the tube end in my mouth. At this point you have a couple of options. You can hold the tubing in your mouth and let the cum drain onto your tongue and savor the flavor and then swallow the load. The other technique I have tried involves actually swallowing a short portion of the tubing and allowing the spunk to drain down your throat without even knowing you swallowed it. This idea is a huge turn-on knowing you swallowed your load and never even got a taste of it.

Here’s an even better tip….

Early during the day I will cum in a condom or plastic bag and then set it aside. Later on when I’m horny again I will warm the cum up to body heat, poke a pinhole in the bag and let the cum drip onto my tongue as I masturbate. The taste of my cum while I’m masturbating makes me even more horny and I have a great orgasm.

I randomly landed on a site where people discuss whether letting their dog lick their pussy is normal or not…

I’d never ever openly admit it but ive let me dog lick me out before. im an attractive female and its not like i dont “get any” but one day when i was lying in bed in my short short, my dog started sniffing that area and for some strange reason, i took them off and let my dog at it i was so shocked at the fact that i had to push my dog away from downstairs,she just kept going at it; she enjoyed it. it was a really pleasurable experience, she was going at it so hard and deeeep and it just felt so good. afterwards i had the worlds longest shower. LOL im not attracted to my dog or anything, i find that disgusting. Just attracted to the feeling

ok…..

Helo, i must say i have dont it once or twice myself. But i hate it when i think about it. I have never EVER told anyone i have. The first time i was laying on my bed arfter i had just had a bath, my dog sniffed my crouch and then started to lick. At first i pushed him away but he keept coming back, hes only licked me 3 timess cause i would rather my boyfriend do it to me…

And the winner….

hhhhh….dis story makes me so HOT!!!! I agree with you, i dnt think its anything with letting your dog lick you out. I enjoy it!!!!! I let my cat do it as well. One day, I was laying down as well and was feeling a bit horny. My boyfriend was no where around so i took my clothes off and sat in front on my dog. As I knew, my dog came in between my legs and jus start going at it!!!! It felt so good and I let her do it 4 hours. I had about 4 orgams lol!!!!!

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