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2011

24

Feb

Juju Ivanyuk Pantsless for Numero of the Day

Her name is Juju and my Rabbi friend may find that to be prejudice but I find it hot, but that could just be because she’s not wearing pants in this photoshoot for Numero…Maybe I like the name Juju cuz it reminds me of the candy I was denied as a child, but that could just be because she’s not wearing pants in a photoshoot for Numero…..

Either way, she’s an 18 year old, pantsless model from the Ukraine…already old enough to respect “artistic vision” of a photographer and strip down…cuz it’s a hard field to break into and a willingness to whore out your body like a common pornstar or Denise Richards caliber hooker….cuz nudity is what makes the world go round and luckily I’m seriously down…cuz I’m a pervert…and so are you…

Posted in:Juju Ivanyuk

2011

24

Feb

Karissa Shannon in Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

I haven’t decided if I run this site because I am fascinated by bitches who get naked or half naked or even fuck on camera like little porn whores cuz I am a pervert and love pussy – or if I am fascinated that being a naked or half naked or even a fuck on camera whore is all it takes to get famous or noticed these days…It’s like we are that desperate and unhappy in the pussy we get to fuck…that we turn to this trash to get off…even though there are millions of hotter bitches out there…they just aren’t morally devoid and willing to sell themselves like the hookers they are…making them boring in comparison to trash like Karissa Shannon and I think what it comes down to is that I need to spend less time figuring out this obvious quest for fame hustle and spend more time staring at her great ass…cuz really that’s about all the substance she’s got and that substance happens to be pretty alright to loook at, even if she’s embarrassing on all levels…

It still amazes me that these low level bitches with very little to offer other than a good body and a willingness to get naked or fucked on camera get attention for it…It’s like are we that desperate

Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2011

24

Feb

Penelope Cruz and Her New Milk Filled Mom Tits of the Day

Pregnancy generally disgusts me. You know the idea of a woman’s body being destroyed for the sake of letting some creature grow inside them to carry on their genetics in some vain weird way. You know the worst STD around….

But there are perks…at least when the kid isn’t yours….the main one being that pregnant bitches can’t get knocked up by you when you’re fucking them cuz they are horny and their husbands don’t want to touch them for fear of hurting the baby….but also the new milk filled tits that give the husband who hasn’t fucked in months something to distract him from the sloppy ripped apart vagina his woman is left with…you know allowing him to feel like he’s with a new doughier woman for the first few months of the pregnancy…usually while she’s passed out from exhaustion…but it quickly loses it’s appeal…and in Penelope Cruz’s case…that hasn’t happened yet…since these are pretty much the first post-pregnancy pics I’ve bothered noticing…and them tits be delicious and nutritious…

And that’s all I have to say about pregancy for now…

Posted in:Penelope Cruz

2011

24

Feb

Ming Xi Naked for Vs. Magazine of the Day

This fashion spread is interesting…because there’s no clothing in it…and being form the school of thought where vagina lip is the only fashion trend we need to see on the street…it’s nice to see things finally going my way….not that you can see vagina lip in this Ming Xi for some magazine I’ve never heard of shoot, but but she’s naked enough to give me hope that one day girls will be…..it’s a step in the right direction not that you care what I think…just look at the pics while I nurse this hangover…

Posted in:Ming Xi

2011

24

Feb

Lindsay Lohan’s Courtroom Titty Bounce of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is far less entertaining than this Good Day LA reporter….Him losing his camera man is far more fun than Lindsay Lohan losing her appeal…..

I’m not gonna say she’s totally done, it’s just getting boring…but I’ll always watch the bitch and her fake tits no one cares that are fake anymore due to the diversion that is her life I call from addict, to lesbian, to rehab, to jail, to shut the fuck up…

At this point watching Samantha Ronson brainwash her and convince her they are meant to be as she uses Lohan as hard as her manly hands can until Lohan ceases to exist, is more fun and I only really hate Samantha Ronson for turning Lohan on me….other than that I’m sure she’s as nice as an opportunist can get…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

24

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the latest news that isn’t necessarily important…but that is definitely hilarious….My favorite is the peeping tom pervert busted shooting pics of girls changing like an idiot, the high school kids with a homegrown pornsite and the 11 year old who was arrested for a drawing…cuz the world is trying to oppress our art….you know cuz we live in a doomed fucking place..

The Most Oblivious Crooks Ever?
Two alleged thieves are awaiting their day in court after what could be one of the worst cases of not paying attention ever… and the whole thing was caught on surveillance video to prove it.

Man Accused of Stealing Kids’ Sleds
Nobody likes getting hit with a snowball, but one guy allegedly went too far and what he is accused of doing could have police looking for him.

Suspect Called a ‘Peeping Tom’
A Houston man is charged with two counts of Improper Photography. It’s a charge that’s a lot worse than sounds.

Students involved in nude photo website
DUDLEY – A group of people, possibly some high school students, may be facing charges for posting photographs of underage girls.

DC Metro Report: Rapes, Sexual Assaults Up
Metro’s annual crime report says seven rapes and sexual assaults occurred in the Metro system in 2010, more than all the cases in the previous five years combined

Girl Lets Bank Know Mom is Drinking
A 9-year-old girl slipped a note to a bank teller that said her mother had been drinking and that she didn’t want to be driven home by her, Southfield police said.

Boy arrested for stick figure drawing
ARVADA, C.O. – A Colorado boy has been arrested over a violent stick figure drawing he made in school.

Angry customer drives into bank
A Michigan woman is behind bars accused of trying to get revenge on her bank. Police say she intentionally drove right through one of the bank’s windows.

Man lives with dead uncle for a month in California

Real life Magneto in Serbia
Young boy in Serbia appears to be magnetic – Fucked up but I call scam….He’s probably just covered in Serbian sirop…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

My TWITTER is where I write all the useless ramblings that used to go here. I figure give it to the billion dollar corporations instead of saving it here on my web diary of love. Lose it amongst the clutter of a million idiots running off their mouths about nonsense, instead of internalizing it here until my site gets shut down and deleted…which will probably be around the same time twitter shuts me down….I can never win.

Here are my stepLINKS.

Amber Heard Something Something…I’m Not Sure WAIT WHAT LESBIAN?!
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Ryan Phillippe Slid it in Rihanna Cuz He Likes Farm Animals…..Proof.
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Hood Rat
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Irina Shayk’s Supermodel Legs
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Katy Perry is a Fucking Joke and Her Show is a Sham – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Women From Mississippi
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Stripping in Mom and Dad’s Kitchen (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The Best Type of Vacation is One Where You Know You Will Get Laid
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WWE Divas: The Hottest 25 Photos of Torrie Wilson
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Cam Girls Who Give You a Proper Show
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Because Who Doesn’t Like Playing With Toys?
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Cindy Crawford and Her Tits Are Amazing
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s in a Bikini Because It’s a Slow Day
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Antonia Iacobescu, Monica Pietrasinska, Esti Ginzburg, Gregori Dora, Caroline Winberg and Lindsey Vecchione Oh My
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KFC and Cockaroaches Go Hand in Hand, No?
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I Like Hearing Cameron Diaz Say Fuck – VIDEO
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Lake Boat Dancing FAIL (NSFW)
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Marisa Miller is Nipply
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Meet Abella Anderson. Oh Man
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Candice Swanepeol – Victoria’s Secret Swimwear Catalogue
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Lizzy Has a Hairy Bush
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Jesikah Maximus Doesn’t Get That Name for Nothing
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Unwrap Maria Millions
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Arab Babe With a Hot Ass in Lace
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Ivy and Friend Get It On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Kelly Divine Pornstar Interview – A Divine Time With A Divine Gal (NSFW)
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Yeah I’d Bang Elisavbetta Canalis Even when She Looks Slobby Like This
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Bubbly Brunette Has Some Alone Time on Camera
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BLAKE GRIFFITH WILL SLAM DUNK IN YOUR FACE – VIDEO
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I Always Fall For Redheads
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Minka Kelly Looks Hot After a Workout
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So That’s What Happens when You Set Of 32 000 Firecrackers – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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No On is Better Than Barbra Walters At Letting Her Inner Cunt Shine Through – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Victoria Moore – VIDEO
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Nude Photos of Eva Mendes Are Missing
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And MORE Minka Kelly
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Striptease of the Day
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

MIDNIGHT UPDATE – MIDNIGHT UPDATE – MIDNIGHT UPDATE

Lindsay Lohan Pre Jail Cleavage
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Selena Gomez Small Cleavage Is Perfect For Asian Men
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Hayden panettiere Has A Face Only A Dog Could Love
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Minka Kelly See Through Tank Top And Sweet Ass
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I’m Pretty Sure Tony Parker Is Banging These 3 Bitches
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I Want To Put My Cock Between These Ass Cheeks…
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Everyone – Click On This Link – For Sexy Fuck Filled Travel
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

23

Feb

Kim Kardashian Sues Old Navy cuz Melissa Molinaro is Hotter than Her of the Day

I’ve been trying to have sex with Melissa Molinaro for a long time. She never answers my calls or my emails when I demand she flies me to wherever she’s at, which is pretty expected because I am creepy, but that doesn’t mean that our love isn’t pure or real…as far as I’m concerned…there is no love this pure…mainly because one-sided love is all I know…

That said, I first started touching myself to this amazing creature when she was on Pussycat Dolls Search for the Next Doll TV Show….that I watched religiously, cuz I like seeing young girls dance….especially her….I didn’t watch her on Making the Band cuz Aurbey O’Day and Diddy fucking made me feel uncomfortable……..

Now I’m touching myself to her cuz she’s hitting the news cuz Kim Kardashian is complimenting herself by saying she is suing Old Navy for using an impersonator to represent Kim Kardashian in their latest campaign called “Cute”….when clearly if Kim Kardashian looked this good, she would have made 250,000,000 dollars instead of the 65,000,000 she came home with….you know cuz fat girls never get as much love as skinny girls….and I guess the good news in all this is that she’s gonna make my woman a fucking star she deserves to be….thanks Kim Kardashian for being fucking uselful for a change.

I asked Melissa…..


Are you traumatized by Kim Kardashian’s recent attack against you via Old Navy, because she knows you are hotter than her?

This is what she said:

DSF I don’t know that I would use the word “traumatized” to explain my reaction to the news regarding the Old Navy commercial. I am grateful to have worked with Old Navy on this project and while I don’t personally think I look like Kim others obviously do. She is a beautiful woman in her own right and I will take the comparison as a compliment…as well as your quote!

I hope Melissa sues Kim Kardashian back for the defamation, cuz being compared to Kim Kardashian, despite Melissa’s typical girl answer, is in fact insulting….

Melissa, I love you.

Kim Kardashian, you gotta relax on the lawsuits you fucking pig of a human, go role around in your money like it was shit and you were at the barn you belong in, you urinal to black men everywhere cunt.

Posted in:Melissa Molinaro

2011

23

Feb

Karissa Shannon Whores Out in Leggings of the Day

Karissa Shannon and her twin who doesn’t matter because she was just her sidekick she used to get noticed before taking her career by the reigns of being irrelevant by releasing a sex tape with a black dude and staging endless paparazzi shots cuz I guess getting on blogs gets her off…or maybe because she thinks it is actually working for her…and that more and more fame is coming her way…especially now that no one even knows her sisters name…other than the novelty act that got them into Playboy…something all twins try to break free from when coming up and becoming their own person…especially when the other sister is the more secure one cuz daddy always said he loved her in the trailer park late at night when he was drunk and thought no one else was listening, especailly not Karissa, who clearly developed a complex.

This is not a psych lesson. this is about twin ass in leggings so look at it in the leggings cuz it’s awesome…especially compared to their white trash faces….

Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2011

23

Feb

Minka Kelly is a Sweatpant Slut of the Day

I still don’t know who Minka Kelly is, but I did just google her and found out that her mom was a stripper who got knocked up by an Aerosmith guitarist, had her and raised as a single stripper mother, who I can only assume spent her life looking for another rockstar to knock her up, but wh only this time, who will answer her calls, or maybe sweep her off her stripper feet into the life of rockstar luxury….Groupies are hilarious, especially when they are strippers, who bring the baby to life instead of aborting them like all the other pregnancies, knowing there is hope dude will come back after the one night stand to save them….in some kind of fantasy that only strippers have…..and that makes her amazing….

Here she is walking around in sweatpants like a college girl late for class and as far as I’m concerned, her 30 year old ass is looking alright….

Here are her short overrated legs from some new Charlies Angels movie since Hollywood has no more ideas but figure the rest of the cast are in there late 40s and there’s nothing hot about the den mother,if anything, she’s a fucking downer….

Posted in:Minka Kelly