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2011

23

Feb

Creepy Thong Through Leggings of the Day

I wonder what brought this cameraman to a place where a handfull of girls were stopped and looking at something long enough for him to use his trusty pervert camera to capture a pair of America Apparely leggings, not quite good enough quality to cover up the bitches thong, but wherever it was it shows his level of commitment to his perversion and that’s something worth celebrating by laughing at how creepy his work is….this dude walks around videotaping random bitches and posts it to the internet…hilarious….but what’s even better is that this girl has some sixth sense and feels the creepy eyes are watching without realizing it as she adjusts her shirt…kinda like when you feel someone is watching you and they usually are…only documented….This pervert vider is easily a 4 on 10.

Posted in:amateur

2011

23

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I am Peter Jenning’s re-incarnate…or maybe I’m just Katie Couric’s dead husband back from the death trying to compete with her in bringing the fucking news to America like it matters….even though despite anything we do, we’re all gonna fucking die a horrible fiery death in the wake of World War III, at least that’s what I read in my fortune cookie in my dream last night, yes, I dream about Chinese Buffets when I’m asleep, I’m fat get over it…..and apparently, I’m also a fucking prophet…

Here’s the news….

Fight at Denny’s
CHICOPEE – A brawl breaks out at a Denny’s in Chicopee after a woman asked a stranger to pass the maple syrup. Cuz these white people are the calssiest ever…..

Pizza Delivery Driver Saves Woman’s Life

Mother Beaten with Brick by Teenagers
A Raleigh mother has undergone several surgeries after she said she was attacked by young gang members and beaten with a brick.

Drunk Mom Crashed with Kids in Car
A Phoenix mom has been arrested, accused of driving drunk with her kids in the car and crashing it.

Mom: Library Book Describes Sex
When Rose Schifferdecker opened a book from the children’s section of the Carrollton library, she couldn’t believe her eyes. She said it describes sex

Austin Police Department Releases Video of Red Light Crashes

Woman attacks roommate over thin mints
A Florida woman is under arrest, accused of attacking her roommate over a box of Girl Scout cookies.

Tampa mom makes son wear sign
A Tampa mother is defending her decision to stick her teenage son on a street corner with a sign that said, among other things, “GPA 1.22 … honk if I need education.”

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

23

Feb

Guinevere Van Seenus Naked for MUSE Magazine of the Day

Here’s some model name Guinevere Van Seenus naked in MUSE magazine and shit should make you want to play with your semen. You know fill up an empty peanut butter jar over the course of a year and make carve shit like an ice sculpture or some shit. No time like today to start being creative.

She’s naked. She’s got hipster fashionista bush. I am hungover. But right now, at this moment in time, this is genius….

Posted in:Guinevere van Seenus

2011

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I wanted to drink windshield washer fluid, but instead did my stepLINKS. Boring.

Here what could have been so much better for the haters if I hospitalized for what I had set my mind out to do….not cuz I’m emo and suicidal, but cuz I am like a scientist and this body is a horrible lab.

I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I think it has to do with forgetting what I originally wanted to write about, which I can assure you was highly erotic.

stepLINKS…

Miley Cyrus Short Shorts
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Jennifer Aniston Has Officially Transformed Into Barbra Striesand Except She’s Even More Pathetic
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Keep It Hood
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Hot Gogo Dancing Slut
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Proof Jennifer Love Hewiit Used To Be Really Hot
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The Situation Did Coke on the Air Because He is a Genius
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And Island Full of Whores is an Island You Want to Be On
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Ashley Tisdale Is Mad Cuz She Knows She’s Ugly….
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Skimpy Swimwear: The Hottest SI Swimsuit Rookies
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Because These Chicks Will do What You Want and Make You Want Them
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Toys Make Everything Way More Fun
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Anna Friel Panty Upskir
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Looking Good Sweetheart?
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Man I Love Michelle Pffiffer
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Helena Christensen Hotness Throwback
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Arianny Celeste Insane Thong Bikini Pics
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Hot Chick Runs Into the Quickie Mart With No Pants (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Guess Who is Probably Banging Rihanna
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Diora Baird is Cleavage-y in GQ Italy
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Now THESE Are What I Call Daisy Dukes (NSFW)
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How to: Beat Boredom in a Traffic Jam – VIDEO
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Jayme Langford Looks Like a Naughty Girl (NSFW)
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Laura Dore is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Get Drunk, Get Naked, Get Violent = BAD GIRLS CLUB – VIDEO
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Busty Latina Shows Off (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Beatad and Ramona Get Dirty With Each Other (NSFW)
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Porn Star Taylor Wane Was on WIPEOUT – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Bang Isabel Lucas
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Some Shauna Sand Thong Bikini Pics. Come On You’d Bang Her…
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Cute Brunette Has Some Alone Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Penelope Cruz Hotness
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I Have a Crush on Little Red Riding Hood
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Kelly Brooke Makes Trailer Trash Look Hot
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Random Pic Dump (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yeah I’d Bang Ciara
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Lady TV Host Can’t Keep Her Hands Off Guests Tits
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Ciara is One Hot Blonde
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Sandra Romain, Tyler Faith and Tiffany Sweet Get It On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Dido, Kami or Anika?
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Carrie Minter is in the Shower (NSFW)
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10 fake ‘Simpsons’ words that belong in the dictionary
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Kate Bosworth, Just Because
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Man Shot For Chewing Popcorn Too Loud During Movie. Wait, What?
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

22

Feb

Paz De La Huerta in Nothing Personal of the Day

This is some short film from 2009 called Nothing Personal, starrign Paz De La Huerta, I’m guessing before she got the one acting job she’s ever had in Boardwalk Empire and she’s getting fucked in it, like she does in Boardwalk Empire, only it takes place in present day, so she’s got her pussy shaved, how unfortunate.

It’s doing the rounds, was uploaded by the director 10 days ago, and I guess he’s riding off her fame to get himself fame…..

I guess that’s the beauty of getting eager girls naked on tape, in the event they ever make it in the big times….or even the not so big times…

Hot video regardless – watch it – pre-fame is better than fame.

Posted in:Paz de la Huerta

2011

22

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Showing Some Nipple of the Day

Anyone who’s been reading this site the last 6 years knows I love Lindsay Lohan. She entertains me whether she’s out doing heroin or fucking Samantha Ronson dick like it was a pussy or being used by everyone around her for their personal gain – she’s all round awesome…

Some days I only tweet to her and get ignored. Back in the day I left her phone messages of love and got ignored. I’ve even hung out with her in an erotic setting years ago….and got ignored. I like to think it is her way of flirting….

Like this is her way of getting noticed. She knows how it works. She knows the industry. She knows her tits are her best friend. She is obvious, clever, and pretty much put it all out there already, making this tame and obvious, but a good start in the right direction for me…

I’m sold. I love these full always and forever, amazing tear drop implants. They look so authentic and never get old….

Yay to Lohan my internet girlfriend who denies our internet love.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

22

Feb

Lady Gaga’s Thonged Ass in Public of the Day

I don’t know why no one is arresting Lady Gaga for indecent exposure, because I know one thing, this is indecent, but then again, everything this twat does in indecent, even when she’s full clothed, her novelty act is ridiculous, contrived, bullshit and strategic to land the gays, freaks and tranny audience by making them feel good about themselves, when that’s against nature’s way, the world needs bullied, insecure, socially awkward people, we don’t need them feeling empowered, accepted and noraml. Gaga and the record label that created her are ruining society as we know it. Lock this money making machine up. She is the fucking devil.


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Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

22

Feb

Amanda Bynes Slutty Twitpics of the Day

On Valentines Day, Amanda Bynes posted a pictures called “Bikini Top” that looks more like a bra under a zip up hoodie in some kind of pornography self produced with a cell phone that I like.

One week later, I catch wind of it and post it like it’s news cuz I hardly remember Amanda Bynes, other than that “she’s a man” and don’t keep up to speed on her day to day activities as she slowly decends into total irrelevance….

Twitter is an amazing thing. It makes the paparazzi and the tabloids obsolete all while giving the people something to jerk off to. Thanks Twitter, even though you make me feel useless and unpopular cuz I am….. see Twitter just speaks in “real talk” and “truths”…no bullshit there…nope…none…

I know…It’s a waste of time…it’s all bullshit but these pics aren’t…So good work Amanda Bynes…you figured out the point of twitter….cuz their CEOs and everyone who uses it haven’t been able to…

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Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2011

22

Feb

Jessica Simpson Sadly Hits the Gym of the Day

There’s nothing good about this scene.

Jessica Simpson is leaving the gym. It’s the end of a fucking era cuz you know she’s got the best trainers, dieticians, and that she will end up slim and hot as fuck not just hot cuz she’s weak and depressed and when she does, I’ll have nothing to point and laugh at from the comfort of my soiled couch, you know bathing in her misery, but will instead look at her in anger that I didn’t move down to Texas to crawl into her vagina while she was at her all time low. Now she’s getting back on track and we’re faced with lost opportunities due to drunken laziness..the story of my fucking life….no that I coulda seduced her at her fattest…but I have been pretty good at seducing fat chicks…so you never know…but then again they were never famous fat chicks…who were once hot fat chicks who guys still masturbated to fat chicks…but it worked in theory and sometimes that’s good enough to keep me going…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2011

22

Feb

Ellen Pompeo’s Ass Kicking Mom Nipple of the Day

Ellen Pompeo is built like a tank, you know like Cameron Diaz Pretending to be Madonna, leaving the gym post pregnancy, but her nipples can’t hide the fact that a babies been sucking on the shit as hard as it can before shit dry up and turn into a dude from all the testosterone and the good news is no one knows who the fuck Ellen Pompeo is to notice. I mean other than the trailer park trash who watch Grey’s Anatomy….not that they use the internet….

Posted in:Ellen Pompeo