2011
07
Feb
Here’s some tits for fashion cuz fashion isn’t really about the clothes but about the tits at least when you’re a pervert like me who only cares about the tits….
I don’t know what Jalouse Magazine is, I don’t know who Marloes Horst is. I don’t think either will change my fucking life.
But I do know a set of tits when I see them and I figure if they are postin the shit at getting the million dollar campaigns, I should be too.
That’s all I have to say about that.
Posted in:Marloes Horst
2011
07
Feb
I’m not dead, I don’t care about the Superbowl enough, to go out and drink my face off with a bunch of angry Steelers fans who look like they may rape me in the bathroom to teach me what being a man is all about after a few too many Millers light….or whatever piss you white trash American hicks drink….
In fact, I don’t care about the Superbowl at all, it just happened to be on at the bar I was at, and so was Glee, which seemed fitting for the burly closet cases who are only like that cuz they are scared to accept their inner song and dance.
But apparently, accepting inner songs and dances of the uterus is something Selam Blair is also afraid of, as she parades around in a bikini while being pregnant as fuck, like we want to see a parasite growing inside her, cuz her boyfriend told her she looked beautiful and so did all her envious friends like Jennifer Aniston, when really there’s nothing hot about it…but then again I hate nature, ready to drop porn and reproduction…if anything pregnancy is a real mood killer and cockblock and the only thing good about it is that you don’t have to wear a condom for fear of getting trapped with the bitch, some other asshole already did that.
I like to think of this as a publicity stunt gone bad…
Posted in:Selma Blair
2011
06
Feb
I’m not American and apparently either is Christina Aguilera, cuz otherwise she’d know the words….
I can assume has been too busy eating her weight in food to take the 10 minutes it takes to memorize a song you normally have ingrained in your every inch cuz you’re American…this is shit you learn at a young age so you remember how proud you are…that is when your youth isn’t robbed of you for the personal gain of your mother who figures it’s easier to whore your kid out than to whore yourself out….
This is probably old news by now, since every American is watching the superbowl and probably very offened this first generation would piss on a nation on its proudest day, on its proudest Texan soil…she might as well shoulda come our dressed like an arab with a burning flag.
Let’s hope this ruins her…get her blacklisted and forces her to move to Canada cuz her voice is irritating….
Christina Aguilera botched the national anthem something fierce before the Super Bowl. Aguilera started out all right, but she had a problem with the ramparts — specifically, the “O’er the ramparts we watched” line, which she left out altogether. ..
Aguilera tried to make up for it by combining two lines — “What so proudly we watched,” instead of “What so proudly we hailed”, but let’s just say that it was too late to reverse the error. Twitter blew up, and all Aguilera could do was to oversing every word from there on out, which she most certainly did.
Here is Will.I.Am ripping off Daft Punk’s Show from 4 years ago, cuz Will.I.Am is about as creative as Ripping off a bunch of Electro DJs gets…#fullofshit
Everyone cares that Eminem did this Ad for Detroit….cuz he’s the only idiot rich enough to leave Detroit who stays in Detroit….
Because he did another commercial saying he doesn’t do commercial…
And Kim Kardashian – Despite being Fat – Promotes Heath Products – in Spandex
Posted in:Christina Aguilera
2011
04
Feb
Do you think your mom shaves her pussy bald and why? I just feel there is something comical about a woman with grown kids having a fully bald cooch like she was 5 and trying to be sexy. That’s really all that’s on my mind right now…
Oh right. It’s also the weekend…
I’m good with that…
You should be too…even if everyday is the same level of lonely, only weekends you don’t have co-workers to sit next to to feel some level of companionship…..
Woah, that was depressing. Let’s get drunk…and remember you can always call Nigerian scammers, they are ALWAYS eager to talk to people…
Here are my stepLINKS
Tara Reid’s TIts Making Some Kind of Crazy Face
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I Will Never Get Tired of Tara Reid’s Drunkscapades
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Girls Who Get Naked For Free Are the Best Kind, No?
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LADY GAGA’S DOWNFALL HAS BEGUN!
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Great Pics of Megan Fox’s Tits
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Latina Goes to Work on Herself (NSFW) – VIDEO
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NBA Cheerleaders: Who Has the Hottest Dance Teams?
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Web Sluts Who Will Get Your Motor Going (NSFW)
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Take a Break and Play With Some Toys (NSFW)
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American Idol Slut of the Day – VIDEO
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Shauna Sand Insane Cleavage (Site NSFW)
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Hilary Duff Because, Well, Why Not?
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Joanna Krupa Super Sexy See Thru Lingerie Pics
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Jenny McCarthy is Looking Slutty As Always
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Total Porn FAIL and Meltdown (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Crazy Tattooed Face Mugshot Idiot of the Day (Must See)
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Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy
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I Wanna Be All Over Alie Layus (NSFW)
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Adriana Lima – Lingerie by Victoria’s Secret
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Amy Reid is Too Hot to Handle (NSFW)
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You’re Gonna Wanna Take a Look at Jessenia Vice
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More American Idol Insanity – VIDEO
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Some MILF With a Crazy Round Ass (NSFW)
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Denni and Chesney Are Naughty Lesbians (NSFW)
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Top 5: Best Megan Fox Upskirt/Nipslips (NSFW)
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Leighton Meester is Leggy in Vanity Fair
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Molly and Kiara Going Nuts At the VIP Party (NSFW)
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Alena Seredova is the Hotness
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I Love a Cutey in Biker Boots
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Jesse Jane is Lookin Hot and Getting Ready for the Superbowl
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Random Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Naomi Campbell Loves Cocaine
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People of Walmart RAP – VIDEO
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Anna is Totally a 10 out of 10 (NSFW)
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Taylor Momsen is Still Slutty
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Sandee Westgate is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples Are Vibrating
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Mila Kunis Drops The Sexy In LA Times Magazine
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Kim Kardashian Wont’ Shut the Fuck Up ABout These Nude Pics – Milking it For All They ARe Worth – Take New Pics Slut
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2011
04
Feb
Here’s some Adriana Lima in lingerie cuz it’s her job…at least for now it is…even though she’s a mom….but I guess photoshop does wonders…I also guess that this is part of their Valentines Day campaign …unless sniffing flowers in her underwear is just something she does to off set the smell of the fragments of rotting placenta her doctor left behind….not that it matters cuz Victoria’s Secret is pretty much as boring as half naked bitches can get…which is not that boring…but could serious benefit by a little more fucking hustle…
Posted in:Adriana Lima
2011
04
Feb
I don’t know if this is staged and the girl is in on it or if this is a dude with a jacked up bag designed to record up the skirts of unsuspecting girls but it fucking hyseterical….I mean what the fuck’s the deal with the song…and how does it correalate to some girls panties….I would have been more inclined to use a Celine Dion song…or maybe some 80s love song…cuz there’s nothing not romantic about this…except maybe her mom…
On a sidenote, I think I used to sponsor this girl in the 90s when I didn’t mind giving the price of a coffee a day to Central America via the Christians and it’s nice to see little Ana Cistina all grown up in her Goodwill donated used underwear giving back to me…but that could just be the fantasy I had when paying the 25 dollars a month….I felt I was investing into future immigrant pussy…and it never happened…cuz the Christians were scamming…and I feel they gave dozens of people the same chick…making them horrible pimps…watch the video…
Posted in:Upskirt
2011
04
Feb
You’d think Kate Moss was so old that moss was growin’ off her vagina like the corpse that is, but turns out that has nothing to do with her age, but to do with the dirty needle sharing, groupie fucking rockstars she’s compelled to fuck…because she must be a dirty needle sharing HIV pos person too….
But for some reason I find her hot, especially when she walks out of restaurants in a dress that looks like she was just raped, cuz forced sex is much more exhilerating than willing sex…cuz willing sex is no challenge.
Get raped this weekend.
Posted in:Kate Moss
2011
04
Feb
Sofia Vergara landed a role in a movie, I guess cuz Hollywood is obvious nd figure people watch her on TV, they’ll definitely want to watch her in a movie, especially if they make her wear low cut shirts, hopefully shirts far better than this one….cuz this one makes her look like the mom that she is and now I’m trying to figure out if 45 year old moms shave their cunts bald for more than just a novelty act for their husbands, cuz the I can never take a bald vagina on a 45 year old mom seriously…It’s like what are you tyring to prove? Leave the bald pussy for the 5 year olds and college kids….and here are a few pics of her on set…
Posted in:Katherine Heigl|Sofia Vergara
2011
04
Feb
Being into superheros is really, really, really fucking gay….I’ve always felt that way about it and wondered why the fuck any dude would be into girl reppelant by choice…you know intentionally sabotage getting laid and these pics explain what I’ve alway been saying to virgin loser comic book people who can’t get laid…when really anyone can get laid…. you’re gay…
Posted in:spiderman
2011
04
Feb
Rubbing Lotion on her tits, showing off bush in light cotton panties, getting out of the bath all wet and naked are apparently all things that make Hilary Swank tolerable…at least that’s what this clip from The Resident a movie that is yet to be released is telling me.
Watch it while you can, cuz I’m pretty sure this is gonna lead to a lawyers letter, while I just think I’m promotion, but lawyers like to double talk and make issues out of nothing so they can buy themselves Porsche’s and cheat on their wives they regret marrying in Law School before they were rich, when they saw a bright future of comin’ up to the top together, something that faded fast while at the top and realizing lots of 20 year olds would love the life you could provide in exchange for sex, being reminded of that everytime you stare at her shitty body…a frustration I guess that fuels the misery that they need in their careers as they try to ruin people everyday to feel good about themselves…shit, I shoulda been a lawyer.
That’s all I have to say about that….
Posted in:Hilary Swank
