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2011

01

Feb

Cheryl Burke Bikini Pics of the Day

I once said that here’s one of the dancing with the stars dancers in her bikini and despite dancing all fucking day every fucking day it seems like the good life may have taken the fuck over for her. She looks like she’s been eating all the fancy cheeses and burgers and fries her money can buy, like when she was the fat chick in high school no one wanted to take to the prom, before turning to dance with a bunch of other rejects looking for friends, only to end up on TV instead of the stripclub where she would have belonged if she gained weight in the right places…you know less on the hip and more on the motherfuckin’ tits….

I stand by that statement….cuz this body makes no sense to me…and staging bikini pics when you’re round like that is just straight up confusing….Maybe this is skinny, athletic, etc, in America….Who the fuck knows, I just post the pics…

Posted in:Cheryl Burke

2011

01

Feb

Gisele and Alessandra Keep it Brazilian fo Sao Paulo Fashion Week Catwalk of the Day

Gisele and Alessandra took their mom asses to the runway of their home country recently for Fashion Week…It wasn’t as eventful union like I’d hope for from some bitches robbed of their homes to perform for the world as panty models…against their will…in exchange for millions of dollars…that if they didn’t perform or agree to…their family would be killed…cuz that’s how Victoria’s Secret does shit….but the Victoria’s Secret cult may just be in my head…as may the dick I am convinced Gisele is tucking…..

It could been better, it always can, but here’s Gisele

And here’s Alessandra Ambrosio

Being the good Brazilians they are…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Gisele Bundchen

2011

31

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still thrown off by Tila Tequila’s Black Labia , but I’ve pulled myself together long enough to get the stepLINKS up.

Apparently, my site is still serving spam, I don’t see it, but if you do send in a screen shot, cuz spam won’t let me take things to the top.

I didn’t get my 1,000,000 facebook “LIKES”, like I was People magazine, I knew I wasn’t going to, cuz I have no purpose, but i’d lie you to get on that shit and tell your friends to too, if you care about my happiness in any way, which I assume you don’t………CLICK THIS LINK

Here are my stepLINKS….

Gigi Riveria is One of the Chicks Charlie Sheen is Banging and She has the Body of a 12 Year Old and a Pussy of a Gang Rape Victim who just gave birth after a female circumsicion….
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And MORE Paz de la Huerta
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Because There’s Only One Way to Start the Week Off and That’s By Having a Wank (NSFW)
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Lucy Pinder’s Tits Will Make Any Bad Day Better
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass In An Exercise Video. No Really.
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I have jerked off to this site…and the people violating themselves on it (NSFW)
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Salma Hayek’s Best Ass Shots
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You Are Saying Charlie Sheen Only Loves Cocaine And Porn Like It’s a Bad Thing – VIDEO
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Some Candice Swanepoel Bikini Actuon….
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Olvia Wilde Goes Topless For FHM France
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Cute Nerdy Girl Plays With Her Asshole (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 15 Sexiest Canadian Athletes
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Because Even Grown Ups Should Have Toys to Play With (NSFW)
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Belen Rodriguez Panty Upskirt (NSFW)
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After All This Time I’d Still Bang Claire Danes
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Grace Park, Masuimi Max, Bianca Klamt, Ali Sonoma, Jessica Lynn Hinton and Katya Virshilas. Oh My
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As If I Needed More Reasons to Hate Anne Hatheway
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A Tamra Barney Tit Slip (NSFW)
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Tim Horton’s Drive Through + Titties = Good Times (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Some Mila Kunis Hotness
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April O’Neil and Her Tits Say Hey What’s Up (NSFW)
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Dunking Dude Goes Through the Basket! Whoa! (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Get a Load of SKylynn! (NSFW)
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Princess Love, Jeny Romero & Cyn Santana Sexiness Insanity
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And MORE From Charlie Sheen’s Pron Star Slut Girlfriends
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Mark Zuckerberg Was on SNL and I Gotta Say He Was a Good Sport – VIDEO
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Two Teens Paid $20 to get Naked on Busy Steet (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Natali and Cindy Get Naughty Together
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The Real Tila Tequila Sex Tape Is Out And It’s Lesbian A Three Way
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Rosario Dawson is Looking Pretty Hot
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Horny Busty MILF Close up Masturbation (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Stacey Keibler for Maxim – VIDEO
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Cutey in a Plaid Dress
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Victoria Justice Jailbait
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Cute Teen Girl on a Web Cam (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Nipples too Big for a Bikini (NSFW) – VIDEO
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A Salut to Sexy School Girls
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Knocked Out With a Pizza Pan WTF – VIDEO
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The Today Show in 1994: “What is the Internet?” – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Bang Daisy Lowe
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All of Brazil Hates Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore
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Sofia Vergara Cleavage Insanity
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Real Housewives, Fake Tits. Tamra Barney Pops Out Her Tit In The Tub
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Claudine Keane Is A Fuckable WAG and Here’s Why…
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Kim Kardashian Regrets Being Nude In W Magazine. Sure She Does.
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Sofia Vergara’s Tits Deserve Their Own Award Show…
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Rihanna Is Naked And Here Are The Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

31

Jan

Tila Tequila Sex Tape of the Day

I knew Tila Tequila had a sex tape the last 6 months, it was in the works the last year. This is supposed to be her next big break. They’ve been working this strategy hard like all bottom feeders do.

Now Vivid is using Pornhub and a series of fake lawyers letters to get publicity to the video….whether they want to admit it or not…The industry is entirely staged bullshit…especially at this level…

This is what they did to make Paris and Kim Kardashian and Pam Anderson think they werne’t behind the shit fully, cuz that would make them whores, which we all know they are, but they don’t want to be marketed like that…

So today the staged bullshit involves Tila Tequila masturbating. Her cumming pretty intensely is worth watching, despite her black labia. I am sure the world is going to watch this shit, whether they stage bullshit stories for TMZ or not.It’s Tila Tequila…at a low point I assume will remain a low point for a long fucking time and what it really comes down to is that I fucking hate lesbian porn…almost as much as I hate Tila Tequila…

Update – The thing that amazes me about this video is not that her pussy looks like there was a Vietnam war of its own in there, but that Vivid went to all this trouble, when only 5000 people bothered watching her stripping on webcam video….She’s done.

Update – This isn’t her first sex tape, this whore shit is all she knows, she sucks…she was just right place right time….

They are doing the pre-release to generate buzz for Vivid who invested a lot of money into this shit already, promising Tila a future….Enjoy

BUY HER SEX TAPE

Posted in:Tila Tequila

2011

31

Jan

Hot Tits for Like This Awesome Hooded Sweatshirt of the Day

I know I am not a fashionable dude. But I am an authority on fashion. I post pics of bitches topless in campaigns for fashion….and I guess that makes me a staple in the fashion industry, by default an expert at the most important level in the industry…at least according to me…and one day soon people will recognize and I’ll be flying around on a private jet with hookers, going to fashion parties and doing fashionable drugs…

That said, my friend just released a very cool hooded sweatshirt for dudes for her very cool clothing line Wolf & Harrison….She’s making the shirts locally, so it doesn’t come with China lead posoning, they are all organic, so they don’t kill the rainforest like they are McDonalds, they are comfortable as fuck, cool as fuck, and may lead to you getting fucked…ideally by hot women who can’t keep their hands off you…cuz you’re so fucking cool for wearing such a cool hoodie…

I used to do a T-Shirt of the day post, this of this as a throwback to that, and while you do…..


Get your brand new hooded sweatshirt no one else will likely have, cuz they just dropped it online exclusive

If you’re a girl….

Get your brand new hooded Cape – Cuz It’s Awesome and Guys Will Like to Masturbate to You In It….at least I will…

Or

Get The Leggings – Cuz They Will Make Your Ass Look Amazing Enough for Guys Like Me to Masturbate To while Imagining Taking them Off With our Mouths…

That’s all I have to say about that…

More at Wolf & Harrison

Posted in:stepFASHION

2011

31

Jan

Katie Couric Sluts Out on the Beach of the Day

Not in a good way…She’s not crawling around on all fours like a little whore looking to get sodomized in front of all the Ritz Carelton hotel guests by the pool like some kind of hooker trash…She’s just showing off her fat old lady tits, hard nipples in a not so revealing bathing suit, with a dude she’s fucking…so soon after the death of her husband and father of her kids…it’s like the guy’s body is still fucking warm….my god…no mourning process for this bitch…I guess that fire in her pants to get under a new and improved dude is what made her the success she is…

I figure this is how we need our morning hosts turned serious new anchors…hard nippled on a romantic getaway I am sure involved anal.

Let’s hope Katie Couric brings it and if she doesn’t at least we have this…

Posted in:Katie Couric

2011

31

Jan

Selena Gomez Airport Security Porn of the Day

I’ve already done a Selena Gomez Felt Up By Airport Security post this past week…I guess that officially makes watching little 18 year old bitches who fuck Beiber walking through airport secuirty officially a fetish and this site is the hub….maybe this is the big break I’ve always needed to become a household name, making me lots of money so that I can spend my days going through airport security to experience this fetish first hand, but I figure as an uneducated pervert, I’ll be better off just applying for a job working for TSA…you know since that’s pretty much their job requirement….and seeing everyone naked is mine…so it’ll be a blessed union…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

31

Jan

Diane Kruger Leg of the Day

I don’t know who Diane Kruger is, but I can assume she’s Freddie’s daughter, who got her face mangled by his when she was a child acting out of line…I also know that her name is German and she looks pretty aryan, and that germans like getting shit on, making her lots of fun at parties, especially if she shows off her legs, cuz that way you don’t need to really worry about being distracted by that hard face of hers and losing your erection, you can just focus on the task at hand, shitting down her motherfucking throat….

Unless that whole German scat thing is a lie, overhyped to make people like me excited about a culture, you know some Tourism Munich campaign to get hotel sales up or some shit…

And really who fucking cares.

Posted in:Diane Kruger

2011

31

Jan

Snooki has Multiplied of the Day

Her name is Dena Cortese and she’s on Jersey Shore, I never heard of her, cuz I don’t watch Jersey Shore and I never will, but it does explain why she’s channeling Snooki and that’s because they are the same fucking person…

Like the gremlin you’d expect Snooki to be, someone must have got this bitch wet or fed her after midnight or maybe she just got herself wet and fed herself after midnight, cuz based on Snooki’s size and shape, that’s probably how it usually goes down…and she multiplied

But unfortunately, with all mainstream crap, all the people involved in the specific scene are pretty much the exact fucking same, cookie cutter version of their boring, obvious, useless, selves in the way they dress, the way they talk, the way they act, the music they like and everything about them, and I guess these trash pictures prove that.

I hate giving Jersey Shore more attention that I have to…but sometimes I slip up and the good news is that no one reads my site…so it’s like i”m talking to my fucking self in the corner…only damaging to me.

What a fucking pig of a person this bitch is….Will this ever end…..

Posted in:Deena Cortese|Snooki

2011

31

Jan

Jordana Brewster’s Pussy Puppy of the Day

I’ve been seeing a lot more amateur videos of young girls on webcam with their dogs. I’m talking at least 5 videos in the last 3 months of different girls getting their pussies licked by their dogs. Shit starts as normal masturbation, next thing you know, bitch is getting eaten out by the family pet. It must be a new trend in masturbation…

Just the other day, I saw a video of a bitch laying back in panties and her dog started going at her underwear and she didn’t stop him while her boyfriend roared laughing. It’s like Dogs are the new sex toy….maybe cuz they clean up the orgasm mess after you are done…maybe cuz they can’t talk and therefore can’t tell on you…maybe cuz they do have great licking abilities…but the whole thing weirds me out…

I used to know a girl who used her dog to lick the cum out of her pussy after I fucked her and that never sat right with me….I didn’t realize she wasn’t alone in her weirdness, and as surprised as I was that young people are getting up on this..nothing ever really suprises me….our world is fucked…

Now this Jordana Brewster bitch isn’t helping me get past these recent traumatic events…there is no reason for this got to be on her lap…except maybe if he starts wagging his tail…it looks strategically placed…unlike this camera man who’s fucking up my chances of lookin’ up bitches skirt…

Now pass the ketchup bitch.

PS who the fuck are you?

Posted in:Jordana Brewster