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Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2011

Jan

Amanda Seyfried Pussy Hugging Pants of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried is fucking boring.

Apparently her pussy is getting down with Ryan Phillippe and who gives a fuck about her personal life or who is sticking their dick in her. Sure, it’s a step-up from the pig he knocked up and got locked into on the set of Cruel Intentions, the bitch he had a dozen kids with before he was 25, but it’s still totally uninteresting to me….

I’m too busy focusing on the cunt in this picture, and trying to make out it’s every crease, cuz when it comes to celeb pussy, or actor pussy, that’s really all I care about, their pussies…

Their lives, personalities, and who they are fucking and pretty much their entire existance is dull, unless they are Charlie Sheen, but unfortunately, there’s only one of those…

Especailly Amanda Seyfried…She doesn’t even work the celebrity status, she doesn’t even play with the paparzzi, she’s got no personality but I like her naked in movies and that makes her good enough and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2011

Jan

Sandy Ass in a Thong Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know the back story of this creeper video, but I’m pretty down with it, until the girl in the video emails me freaking out and accusing me of being the source of this shit, getting me arrested and dealing with lawyers, bail and ass rape and shit, when in reality, I haven’t been on a beach in decades and when I did last go to a beach, there was no such thing as bathing suits like this…which bring up the very important question…why bother wearing a bathing suit when wearing this…shit’s just gonna leave tacky stripper lines, and we can already make out the size of your clit…

Posted in:amateur

2011

Jan

Arizona Muse Pretty Naked for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Arizona Muse is an up and coming model who has a seriously nice hipster name and a better hipster bush that we need to celebrate because bush is a dying vagina art and it needs to be saved…it’s at the point of critical cuz the media and the laser hair removal companies I assume are owned by the government are making impressionable bitches think hair is disgusting and bald is the only way to go, creating an insecurity out of nothing to sell products to feed that insecurity, when really a bush is an amazing, personalized thing, that I think adds serious personality, especailly amongst the lazy, obvious mainstream cunts who pic the shit…Get creative women, you have an opportunity to create a masterpiece in your panties, but instead you decide to follow the masses like some kind of robot clone that bores me…

More bitches need to fucking embrace cuz the bikini wax is so fucking played out and I need bush to make me feel like a caveman….and like cheez whiz, it adds personality, and flavor.

Now here is Arizona Muse and her great tits trying to get ahead and I approve.

Posted in:Arizona Muse

2011

Jan

Porn Star Melanie Rios Was at the Charlie Sheen Party of the Day

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Charlie Sheen’s near death thanks to a pornstar, cocaine, boooze filled binge is a great marketing campaign for these low level pornstars you’ve probably heard of, because all you do is watch porn, but who I’ve never heard of, despite being one of the AVN judges this year, because I fucking hate porn, and prefer jerking off to facebook profile pictures of girls who won’t accept my friend request, or other equally amazing things, like the hurt I feel on the inside when I reflect on my life, or even the random people I see on the street….in tight pants, leaving high school, smoking their first cigarette, making out with their first boyfriend, or whatever depresses me, bores me, or whatever….

The real question is that I just don’t understand how Charlie Sheen interracts with these whores, it would be way to tedious and annoying for me, even if they were sucking my dick, I just hate bitches like this..but then again…she does have a young tight body…and that is usually enough for me to ignore her annoying, uneducated, dumb coomments…

Either way, Here are some pics…you can google her for the rest of her porn…I mean seriously…finding videos of pornstars fucking is kinda easy and you don’t need me to do that for you…lazy fucks…

Or you can always CLICK THIS LINK

Or you can always See More Melanie Rios Pussy By Clicking This Link

Posted in:Melanie Rios

2011

Jan

Blake Lively in Curlers Porn of the Day

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I am sure in some Muslim country somewhere, a white girl with curlers in her hair making stupid faces is pornographic…I mean religion aside…I am sure there are a handful of people in our own backyards, or on the telephone in our own backyards, who park in vans outside of hair salons jerking off to the shit, the same kind of guy you’ve probably seen innocently stroking his woman’s hair, before letting that take over his fucking life, you know the feeling of silky, luxurious hair running through their fingers…maybe even going to hairdresser school or at least working as a janitor in a hair salon, so that he has access to bags and bags of hair he can bring home and fill his bathtub with, rolling around in it’s elegance and scents, who find this kind of thing highly erotic in a weird way…

I’m not one of those people…To me…This is boring as fuck.

Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

Jan

Kim Kardashian Thickness in Jeans of the Day

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It amazes me that the media document every single move this cunt makes…and not in a “holy shit, look at that stripper fit an office chair in her twat while shitting donuts out her ass” kind of amazement, but more of a “why they fuck do people care”….I’ve seen this bitch in commercials promoting his show, I’ve seen her sex tape, I’ve listened to that annoying valley girl banter that is totally a waste of fucking time and a horrible influence on the youth, but for some reasone I’m posting pics of her at the nail salon like shit is porn, when really the only porn in a nail salon is the Asian bitches you know will service you with extras in the back room, cuz it is a cultural thing…and not the fat, materialistic, waste of space, money and time that they are catering to…

Kim Kardashian sucks….that said….I am going to go watch her sex tape…cuz I own the DVD…and want to see her actually suck…you know where her career started….when she knew what we wanted…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

Jan

Gemma Arterton’s Ass in Tamara Drewe of the Day

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I already posted some Gemma Arteron Sex Scene and I’m at it again…

I guess I’m officially a fan of her body of work…and by body of work I mean her body….in all it’s doughy goodness…I mean she’s not horrible, but horrible is a relative term when you hate everything….

If you’re interested, here’s the trailer of this romance comedy crap…cuz you like your sex scenes with a backstory you can relate to, you’re emo like that, homo.

Posted in:Gemma Arterton

2011

Jan

Samantha Gradoville and Barbara Palvin Hot for Numero of the Day

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Here are some models I’ve never heard of, but who are making the right moves, but getting half naked, or half topless, or just showing off their busty tits, in order to stand out amongst the millions of other hot, busty tits, that have the same career goals, but less willingness to be whores…

You know the hustle, you gotta eat shit to get to the top, and when you’re a model, eating shit is luckily showing tit, or doing those shoots you probably wouldn’t have done when asked in High School if you’d ever pose naked…

I really don’t have to get into it….cuz I just don’t…It’s my site and I’ve written more than enough the last 6 years for an illiterate to last an illiterate lifetime…Seriously, this site should just be pics and videos, this shit gets in way….

Posted in:Barbara Palvin|Samantha Gradoville

2011

Jan

Pregnant Selma Blair Hangs With Monsters of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about Selma Blair, despite the fact that I posted pictures of her pregnant the other day, cuz I was only doing that to make a point about how pregnant isn’t beautiful, especially when on a bitch who isn’t beautiful to begin with….and you’d think that I was starting a Selma Blair pregnancy fan club, cuz I’m posting the shit again, but I’m just putting it out there, cuz she looks like she’s doin the Monster Mash with some ridiculously huge guy, and I’m hoping it’s not the baby daddy, cuz that hospital staff will be forced to deal with some demon shit, but maybe this is the cast of her next movie, a horror movie that will finally be her big break….that will explain why we even know who she is…cuz right now…I haven’t got a fucking clue…

Posted in:Selma Blair

2011

Jan

Lohan’s Oral Fixation of the Day

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I love watching Lohan tease her lips with her fingers like they were Samantha Ronson’s coke covered dick on her pussy…but maybe I’m just looking too deep into what is probably just a compulsion of an ex drug addict soon to be current drug addict replacing one habit with another, maybe she’s just rubbing the coke on her mouth to get the numb feeling cuz it isn’t actually doing the coke, or maybe she just likes trying to find feeling in her fake lips, or maybe she’s just trying to play cute, like a little girl lost in the amusement park doing some coppertone girl shit, Lohan lost the cute angle when she took 8 dozen dicks in her while feeding a alcohol and substance abuse issue over the course of the last 5 years, that whole cute thing doesn’t work on washed up crackheads who smell like stale cum and rotting flesh and the real issue here is why the fuck am I analyzing it, I should just stare at it, then move on, cuz this is Lohan we’re talking about, she hardly exists and could be diddling her pussy and I’d find it boring and obvious because unfortunately we can’t bring back the Lohan that Wilmer Valderamma ruined, cuz that was the Lohan we liked the best….this other Lohan is just a fucking downer…with amazing tits…which I guess make her better than you….but she never fucking shows them…making the whole thing very very confusing…like why I am up at 9 am. Fuck.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan